Thread 213551522

This nigga has been wrong about Star Wars with every thing he said. EVERY THING

>>213551522 (OP)
Never watched the Reddit Letter Media reviews, never will.
Learn to think and formulate your own opinions, niggers.

>>213551541
>tips fedora

>>213551522 (OP)
>>213551541
>le contrarian zoom zooms who grew up watching the prequels on DVD on repeat
instead of having parents

>>213551522 (OP)
>90% of RLM "fans" haven't even seen the Star Trek movie reviews

>>213551541
Mr. Plinkett is the embodiment of 4chan. He purposely makes wrong statements in order to get 300 (You)s.

I watched it back then and laughed, but after rewatching the prequels I realized that he was wrong about a lot of things.

>>213551611
>earth tones! We need earth tones because they live on a planet

>>213551522 (OP)
>>213551618
>>213551621
>wrong
>wrong
>wrong
Ok then kiddos what was he wrong about specifically?

>>213551732
Qui Gon is one of the best Star Wars characters and he's defintiely not boring. He's also clearly the main character of the movie.

>>213551522 (OP)
go on, refute every point he made in his 6 hour review

>>213551774
All he does is try to dupe and lie his way through the whole movie with space magic then he dies at the end. Honestly he should've tried just walking up to Nute Gunray and mind tricking him into standing his army down.
>the attack on Naboo was successful. Move along.

>>213551570
They didn't even watch the prequels growing up, they just think they did because disney psyopped them into it

>>213551774
Shite taste. Kill thyself

>>213551522 (OP)
The big cgi backgrounds of useless architecture was a valid criticism.

>>213551522 (OP)
>>213551541
>>213551618
It's true.

>>213551522 (OP)
Prequels are still shit

>>213551611
lel the star trek reviews are my favorites

>>213551522 (OP)
Watch the Plinkett reviews (you obviously haven't).

>>213553011
>reddit trek
Nobody watches it because most people with even rudimentary taste know trek is gay space commie shit by default.

>>213553029
isn't star trek technically more fascist coded with it's militaristic structure, racist presentation of the alien races and adherence to a dictatorial order without democracy?

>>213551522 (OP)
Good point. The prequel dialogue is completely fine

>>213551732
Disney clearly followed his advice to the letter, which is how you got the terrible sequel movies, and that's why RLM loved them
He said JarJar Abrams is a great director, who then made the worst Satr Wars of all time (RoS)
He said the characters were TOO emotional in the prequels, so we got emotionless nobodies like Rei
He said the world building was TOO GOOD in the prequels, so we got no world building at all in the sequels
He said the technology was TOO advanced in the prequels, so we got no new tech in the sequels after 30 years
They then went on praise every sequels movie because they were paid by Disney, and when they did say something bad, it was because Disney knew people like me caught on to the obvious shilling and they had to dial it back, but you would only know that if you're like me and can accurately micro analyze their subtle body language and facial expression cues

>>213553621
>muh sequels sequels sequels sequels
Now explain why he's wrong about the prequels

>>213551522 (OP)
What the fuck is this disgusting creature?

>>213553645
Mike Stoklasa is the only reason the sequels exist and Star Wars is ruined. When the prequels came out and I was 8, everyone I talked to loved them, but then Mike made his stupid videos and tricked millenials into thinking that they were bad. Then George Lucas saw that everybody suddenly hated his masterpieces. Mike basically held a gun to George's head and told him "you will give your movies to Disney for $4 billion because everyone hates them now." Then Mike worked directly with Disney to make the sequels as bad as possible. I know this because everyone who hates the prequels must love the sequels

>>213553864
this but unironically. gen X shit on the prequels so badly that lucas got fed up and decided it'd just be better to sell it all. they only hate the prequels because they were made for millennial children, not the aging gex Xers at the time.

>>213553864
>I was 8
>everyone I talked to
other dumb little kids like you?

Prequel apologists think that because the sequel trilogy is slop that somehow their zoomer nostalgia isn't.

It's all slop, except for Star Wars (A New Hope)

That is literally the only movie where George Lucas was just reigned in enough for his retardation to be useful. Empire is a better movie, but it's slop. Return of the Jedi is full on gigaslop.

And everything that came after it is full on pig feed. You're retards for enjoying it. Plinkett was always right and Star Wars is toxic waste.

>>213553864
You're giving these guys too much credit. Most people have never even heard of these guys and their videos.

How do millennials deal with the knowledge that as soon as the narrow generational band of people that got the prequels and the cartoons that "fixed them" at ages 5-11 are too old to play around on the internet that everyone will despise them again

>>213553621
>He said JarJar Abrams is a great director

People keep getting it wrong, it wasn’t because of him that JarJar was hired, Abrams was already hired and it was Mike Mouseklasa's mission to shill him online so that people would be thrilled when Disney announces him.
Entire operation of RLM completely overlaps with Disney's effort to get George to sell the IP to them.