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Anonymous No.213552029 >>213552118 >>213552170 >>213552348 >>213552468 >>213552763 >>213554062 >>213554466 >>213554504 >>213556940 >>213557536 >>213559038 >>213559123
The worst thing about the internet is everything has to be some clever gimmick now
I like the idea of Good Boy, a new horror film about a dog witnessing its owners being haunted by supernatural forces, but I can’t help feeling that like with Weapons, it’s going to be underwhelming, and most of the effort has gone into hyping up the concept so casual viewers will go see it because everyone has the atention span of a goldfish now.
Anonymous No.213552077
It could be decent horror slop, I like to watch that every once in a while
Anonymous No.213552099 >>213554522 >>213555070
I will watch it because apparently it used a real dog and not some unholy CG abomination
Anonymous No.213552118 >>213552138 >>213554629
>>213552029 (OP)
If the dog dies I won't watch. Simple as. I love me doggos
Anonymous No.213552138 >>213552172 >>213552187 >>213552348 >>213554545 >>213555032 >>213557511
>>213552118
All dogs dies
Anonymous No.213552155 >>213552166 >>213552179
Is the dog the monster or the protagonist?
Anonymous No.213552166
>>213552155
Protagonist
Anonymous No.213552170 >>213552216
>>213552029 (OP)
SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP
Anonymous No.213552172
>>213552138
:(

We all do anon, we all do....shitty life
Anonymous No.213552179
>>213552155
he's the top dog
Anonymous No.213552187 >>213552314 >>213554968
>>213552138
me in the back doing a poo
Anonymous No.213552216
>>213552170
good poster, treat
Anonymous No.213552241 >>213552304
It probably won’t waste time with dialogue and just gets to the point. Needed in more movies
Anonymous No.213552304 >>213552316 >>213554564
>>213552241
>won’t waste time with dialogue
There's nothing wrong with dialogue if its well-written and has intention. Joss Whedon sent the idnustry to a dark place.
Anonymous No.213552314
>>213552187
based pooer
Anonymous No.213552316
>>213552304
Show, don’t tell
Anonymous No.213552348
>>213552138
Bit not all dogs truly live.
>>213552029 (OP)
Should have named the movie "Scare Bud".
Anonymous No.213552468
>>213552029 (OP)
>everything has to be some clever gimmick now
Art thou implying a dog seeing their owners being haunted is a novel concept?
Anonymous No.213552506 >>213552551 >>213554586
damn a dog centered horror movie? what a novel concept
Anonymous No.213552551
>>213552506
>Tries to be clever
>Reveals himself to be a retard
The novel concept is the movie is told from the POV of the dog not a horror film with a dog
Anonymous No.213552763 >>213552849
>>213552029 (OP)
oh yeah, that is a real problem OP. might as well kill yourselfs I guess
Anonymous No.213552849 >>213554413
>>213552763
Okay, the real worst thing about the internet is how humanity is being collectively manipulated by a few psychopathic oligarchs designing algorithms to keep us passive while they buy up all the land and natural resources.
Anonymous No.213553930
Is there a trailer for this yet or just ai jeet slop?
Anonymous No.213554062
>>213552029 (OP)
They are just Reddit concept movies with nothing else going on. Like Death of a Unicorn, absolutely nothing beyond killer unicorns.
Anonymous No.213554413 >>213554438 >>213554593 >>213555182 >>213559619
>>213552849
When did this site become so passively liberal? You are ineffectual and passive because most people are ineffectual and passive, and you’re not any better than most people.

I LIKE having endless access to free porn and cheap entertainment bc im not indescribably gay. Maybe cope about oligarchs more bc you’re too busy gooning to anime games to write your screenplay.
Anonymous No.213554438
>>213554413
In b4 im not liberal bc im scared of black people
Anonymous No.213554466
>>213552029 (OP)
It's not a gimmick, its just a ripoff of Courage the Cowardly Dog
Anonymous No.213554504
>>213552029 (OP)
>it’s going to be underwhelming, and most of the effort has gone into hyping up the concept

Isn't that what horror is in general? Overwhelming majority of them stand on premise instead of execution, because filmmakers see the as entry level popcorn genre?
When was the last time horror movie was created with craft and filmmaking skill? 80s?
Anonymous No.213554522
>>213552099
And with that I am sold.
Anonymous No.213554545
>>213552138
I miss my friend.
Anonymous No.213554564
>>213552304
>Joss Whedon sent the idnustry to a dark place.
Wrong, it was Gunn trying to emulate Whedon.
Anonymous No.213554586
>>213552506
>what a novel concept
>posts 50 years old movie where dog is just a monster
Anonymous No.213554593 >>213554634 >>213556805
>>213554413
What about that statement is liberal, most of those oligarchs are fucking jews(Zuckerberg, Altman, Ellison)
Anonymous No.213554629 >>213554937
>>213552118
He doesn't die, he's been dead all the time
Anonymous No.213554634 >>213554673
>>213554593
>What about that statement is liberal
Seething about hecking being genocided by billionairinos out of fucking nowhere in a horror movie thread on television board.
Anonymous No.213554673
>>213554634
It was a flippant response to a guy who said that it wasn't a real problem when I was complaining about a trend in the film industry. The joke was that he had escalated it to much higher stakes
Anonymous No.213554937
>>213554629
He was Zoltan Hound of Dracula all along and the ghost was haunting HIM because it was one of his many victims.
Shalamalongdingdong TWEEST!!!
Anonymous No.213554968
>>213552187
perro caca
Anonymous No.213555032
>>213552138
>Hey, what if we did this for people and attached microtransactions to it?
Anonymous No.213555070
>>213552099
poor dog has to work for the tribe
Anonymous No.213555182 >>213555497
>>213554413
Yeah enjoy your empty hedonism when you could be paying taxes to Israel.
Anonymous No.213555497
>>213555182
Yeah I enjoy paying taxes to bomb palestine to make you shriek in impotent anger.
Anonymous No.213556805
>>213554593
Simply means i should have said in b4 afraid of jew instead of afraid of black people

Also the central conceit of OP is wrong, if anything we get a smaller proportion of ‘gimmick’ movies being made because big blockbusters are almost never gimmick movies, they’re capeshit

Also oligarchs don’t make you do anything you don’t want to, besides Altman making you obsolete which was always literally inevitable (or the alternative is necessarily equally dystopian) so pls just get over that tbqh
Anonymous No.213556870
>gimmick movies are new
You must have missed the trend in the 90s where everyone went to New York or the 80s when everything had THE MOVIE
Anonymous No.213556940
>>213552029 (OP)
Weird that it isn't a pitbull.
Anonymous No.213556963
>HURR DURR WHY DON'T THEY MAKE ORIGINAL MOVIES? EVERYTHING HAS BEEN DONE ALREADY

*they make something original*

>HURR DURR WHY DID THEY MAKE SOMETHING ORIGINAL??????
Anonymous No.213557511 >>213557617
>>213552138
>NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE PUPPERINO LOVES ME LIKE A PERSON.. NO, BETTER THAN ANY HUMAN COULD LOVE ME
dogkeks, when will they learn
Anonymous No.213557536
>>213552029 (OP)
Will be a better horror movie than "Mans best friend"?
Anonymous No.213557563 >>213558802
That concept is fun. Fuck you, OP.
Anonymous No.213557617 >>213558505
>>213557511
Nobody loves you so how can you know?
Anonymous No.213558505
>>213557617
unholy projection kek
Anonymous No.213558802
>>213557563
I don't disagree, I just worry they won't properly execute on it and will instead focus more on trailer-worthy moments to sell the movie e.g. like Weapons
Anonymous No.213558850 >>213558985 >>213559059
should I watch that bear movie? it was called cocaine bear or something
Anonymous No.213558985
>>213558850
Cocaine bear was retarded
Anonymous No.213559038 >>213559067
>>213552029 (OP)
I just like duck tolling retrievers
Anonymous No.213559059
>>213558850
It sounded good, it wasn’t good. Made by a woman who made Wonder Woman 1984 and now her career is completely done.
Anonymous No.213559067
>>213559038
They've got soft as fuck coats. Based choice of breed
Anonymous No.213559123 >>213559530
>>213552029 (OP)
what was underwhelming about weapons for you? I liked how it was about processing grief, that the pain never really goes away.
Anonymous No.213559530
>>213559123
>what was underwhelming about weapons for you? I liked how it was about processing grief, that the pain never really goes away
In all seriousness I just thing it didn't really go that deep on any thing and was mostly entertainment. Tons of red herringabthat went nowhere
Anonymous No.213559619
>>213554413
It's not, 4chan was always a meeting place from all sides of the political spectrum. The left is just super vocal now because the shill campaigns specifically target this place to disrupt proper discussion and sharing of info + ideas. Go to a good thread on /pol/ (if they even still have any) and you know it's a good topic when it's 2-3 decent posts with 20 jeets/bots/liberals interrupting with memephrases between them. A small example would be that Anastasia thread on /tv/ the other day, random people interrupting discussion of the movie and history to try to sway sentiment.