Thread 213552608

>Sole survivor of a battle tells a gritty story to rally his comrades
>"B-b-but it's not realistic and over the top!"

>>213552608 (OP)
it's funny thinking back on how this movie was obviously propaganda to stir pro-war sentiments towards Iran by zionist controlled u.s. government.

>>213552608 (OP)
300 is a perfect movie

>>213552715
take your meds

>>213552832
don't forgot to take your anti-parasitics, homo. any man that willfully watched this sausage-fest of greased up dudes is undoubtedly a faggot.

>>213552715
West should always be stirred for war against mohammedan scourge, Hagia Sofia should be rechristened.

MALAKAS just watch the movie

>>213552929
Don't succumb to jewish lies mate, islam is basically catholicism + a month of fasting, I'd convert if there was a mosque near me

>>213552608 (OP)
>hurray for western democracy!
>we're saving the world from tyranny!
>slaves? what slaves? the helots? who?

>>213552715
It was that brief window of time post 9/11 when Hollywood permitted anti-arab and anti-iranian sentiment in films and you had 300, Alexander, Kingdom of Heaven, etc coming out. It stopped around the Obama era.

>>213552861
>male camaraderie is homosexual
thanks for the input, rabbi

>>213552715
They should have just adapted this instead of making a 300 sequel

>>213552715
Lmao, nigga just watch the movie without getting upset over some bullshit

>>213553831
knowing frank miller this probably another story of white knights simping for trash women or some ultra-gay feminist ideal.

>>213553895
I did watch the movie in theaters because I'm not a child unlike everyone here these days. It was clear then and it's clear now. Anything involving frank miller is gay as fuck. Sin City is a testament to that.

>>213552608 (OP)
>gets called a coward even though he was ordered to leave
>tries to redeem himself by fighting heroically at Plataea
>Spartans call him an idiot because he left the formation

>>213552608 (OP)
so you found out pseuds and autists read about movies instead of watching them
anon these same faggots watch pretend friends play video games online. do you live under a literal rock?

>>213555645
>Spartans call him an idiot because he left the formation
>Spartans make a gigantic deal about their shield formation
>Spartans refuse to let Ephialtes join them because he can't raise his shield, not even to fight on the side or in the rear
>five seconds into the battle, Spartans all abandon their formation to fight the enemy 1v1

>>213556929
like gorgo giving support to the sparta kick, snyder throws in the weirdest historical truths

>>213552994
Nigger I watched Kingdom of Heaven when it came out and I was infuriated by how pro-Muslim it was
One big circlejerk about how evil and cruel the Crusaders were and how noble and brave the Jihadists were, broken up only by the sad leprosy dude being based and Orlando Bloom somehow being a 21st century secular humanist in the 12th century

>>213552979
>a month of fasting
the cutest thing is how ramadan is actually just eating one less meal a day

>>213558079
90% of templars were accountants

>>213552608 (OP)
I was a teen when this came out and even I fucking understood that the movie is being told from his perspective on that hill and he exaggerated things to jazz up the men to fight

>>213556929
>Ephialtes
yeah what didn't Leonidas just tell Bophades to kill this rat bastard right from the start?

>>213552715
just unsubscribe from Tucker's podcast anon. Or keep embarrassing yourself, your call.

>>213558079
>how evil and cruel the Crusaders were
they were

>>213558496
>>213558308
It's fucking amazing how multiple people replied to me by smugly addressing one half of a fucking sentence and wilfully ignoring the other half

>>213558405
who's bophades?

>>213558358
That is correct. People with first-hand experience of a movie will have more understanding than those who read/watch second hand accounts of said movie.

The greeks hadn't invented plotholes yet.

>>213558725
BOΦAΔEEZ NΥΤΣ
HAHAHAHAHAH

>>213558658
the crusades only exist to own markets

>>213558079
I don't know how you can get that message from the movie when most of the crusader knights are portrayed heroically.

I haven't rewatched this movie since it came out because I was in the army and some goofy ass first sergeant attached a large replica wooden Greek shield to the hallway of a chow hall, and wrote the come home on your shield quote in sloppy white paint. I physically cringed at it several times.

>>213552988
Only having negroid slaves is seen as bad

>>213552715
good

>>213559506
>>>/r9k/

>>213552994
300 is utterly different from those films, it's what killed the 2000s sword epic.

>>213558079
The movie was remarkably well balanced in showing good and bad people on both sides and you are a stupid faggot.

>>213559506
>ZOGmachine fuel becomes uncomfortable and cringing in the presence of the warrior spirit.

Seems legit to me.

>>213554386
Good morning saar!

Trojans, Athenias, Vikings and Spartans actually respected their women. A new concept to you pajeet

even a god king can sneed