Thread 213553819

Yeah, yeah, wholesome chungus etc. He does seem like a decent, down to earth guy. But we all know that he's literally a bad actor, right? All his lines feel totally unnatural. He's entertaining when he's being silly but his voice, cadence and delivery are distracting as fuck when he's seriously acting.

>>213553819 (OP)
He was perfect in Point Break.

yeah but who cares about acting anyways. its overrated

>>213553819 (OP)
He’s terrible OP, and I think that he might be the worst actor to have picked the best movie roles in the history of Hollywood.
>john wick
>the matrix
>constantine
>bill and Ted
>point break
He’s got some other roles I’m missing but those are all kino, John wick kinda sucks tho after the first

>>213553819 (OP)
>like a decent, down to earth guy
maybe im wrong but i get the opposite vibes from him. he seems like hes nice with money and charity but a jerk to people lower than him irl. he probably treats nerds like shit.

>>213553819 (OP)
He was perfectly fine in
>>john wick
>>the matrix

I will kill him on sight for what he did to bill & ted 3, same as Alex. They arent safe around me.

>>213553819 (OP)
Dracula was the only movie where I thought Keanu was actually bad

he was fine in Bill & Ted. he's doing a silly voice that isn't a wrong English accent or something, so it just werks.

utterly boring in The Matrix. he's like the Bella Swan of those films. don't pretend it's "the point".

>>213553970
Projection.

couldn't he just take drugs? he's a weird spacey hippy guy. even for his age, a bit of MDMA won't kill him. even autistics express emotions on MDMA.

>>213553819 (OP)
I don't give a shit unless he gifts me a Rolex.

>>213553934
He (or his agent) has a gift for picking great roles that also work for his "whoa dude" zen space cadet acting.

>>213554247
Of all the disgusting perverts that roam Hollywood, Keanu is the last one who deserves to be killed

>>213553819 (OP)
He's good in movies like The Matrix, Constantine or John Wick where he's basically the same character - the cool silent and brooding type.
He was terrible in Dracula and nearly damn ruined that kino.

He doesn't have that much of a range, but he's likeable and good at his "typecast" I guess.

>>213553970
"YOU'RE breathtaking!" came straight from a nerd convention, he loves nerds and dogs and everyone and is quite possibly the wholesomest guy on Earth.

He wasn't bad in Dracula. Other characters were so intense that of course he looked a bit bland in comparison. But who wouldn 't when you're sandwitched between Hopkins and Oldman.
You need to appreciate the movie as a whole, Keanu is the meadow that gives mountains their height

>>213553819 (OP)
Yeah, everybody knows he's a bad actor. HE knows he's a bad actor, which is why he gave every stuntman in "The Matrix" a knew motorcycle - He knew they made the movie and he knew they boosted the hell out of his career.

If he’s such a bad actor why is he ranked #4 on New York Times Best Actors of the 21st Century?
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/movies/greatest-actors-actresses.html

>>213553839
And Point Break is quite literally a perfect film. I watch it at least once a year. its in my top 10 all time.

>>213553819 (OP)
Yes. We all know he cant act for shit
Did you see his last project that hes an angel?
and its good that hes a down to earth guy

His Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk was 10/10

>>213553819 (OP)
Keanu is not a method actor with a lot of range. that is not his specialty.
Can someone who is more like Pacino or whatever play a role Keanu does either?

no actor is decent or down to earth except peter falk

>>213554317
no im not nice with money or charity but treat everyone with respect.

>>213554890
you're judging someone off of what they do on stage? thats their job, they're at work, of course they're going to be as nice as possible

>>213555535
>AMA(R)
i don't know if they started on /b/, but weren't these once stupid "ask a Finnish person anything" that turned into possibly-interesting "ask a paramedic anything" type Q&As? with the premise being you could ask ANYTHING.

how the fuck did they just turn into celebrity/promotional gimmicks? explain, redditors.

>>213555572
If you’d ever been to a convention you’d know plenty of actors treat it and the people they encounter as utterly beneath them and deserving of contempt

>>213555651
i remember some e-celeb Dungeons & Dragons YouTuber had to "disclaim" to his fans that following an "incident" at a convention, he needs to remind them all that he is not their friends.

i know that's true but what the fuck is the point, then. some sperg thinks he knows you, gives you a hug, it's awkward? you're the one making these videos talking to people. don't do it, then. or don't go to conventions.

>>213555599
because it was always a narcissistic ego booster for faggots who think they're so important they need a personal press conference. of course celebrities would pick up on it.

>>213555693
some pure sell-out corporate shit, then. do they moderate the "wrong" type of questions?

i remember when Andrew W.K. went on /mu/ and answered all the "dude sex and weed lmao" questions, but conveniently avoided anything about the fact he's a fraud.

Guys, please pray for Keanu.
He seems like a very nice and humble person on the outside, especially with all the fundraising and donations he's done along with actually being humane to the filming crew and even helping them carry stuff around and whatnot, but he's clearly still lost and seeking answers in all the wrong places.
Pray for him that he may find a way to return to Christ before he passes away and has to spend the rest of eternity in Hell.

>>213553819 (OP)
Based Keanu is not only genuinely the nicest man in Hollywood, but he's also a genuinely good actor within a limited range. He's good at playing stoic action heroes and chill dudebros, but that's it. And he never went to Epstein's pedo island. He's kino.

>>213553819 (OP)
>>213553970
Part of his Hollywood success is because of the fact he’s a nice dude. He’s easygoing and easy to work with. That’s why he doesn’t need to be talented acting wise, and why he keeps getting work. People enjoy working with him. Yes, his acting skills are subpar. He’s a good physical actor though, which was why he was good enough in John Wick and The Matrix. All reports behind the scenes suggest he’s a decent guy.

>>213553819 (OP)
you don't need anything other than looking good this is why this world is so fake
also being nice is so much easier when people around you being positive all the time against you

>>213553819 (OP)
yeah hes a shit actor but like so was arnie and no one cares
plenty of good movies dont need good acting to be good

>>213553819 (OP)
been seeing a lot of keanu reeves mentions lately
probably means he's going to die soon

>>213553819 (OP)
Being a Hollywood star is more about charisma and screen presence. Do people enjoy watching you and listening to you? You're a good actor in terms of Hollywood.