Thread 213553878

Three years for this bullshit...

you did not sit in anticipation for this shit

>>213553878 (OP)
No one pointing out she looks like Film Brain from Channel Awesome here

>>213554371
Oi critic

>>213553878 (OP)
Look at how easily emma mogs her now.

It was fine. Darker than the first season, fun enough. But why the fuck did this shit take three years?

>>213554399
Emma?

>>213553878 (OP)
It's slopkino, it's fine and good to have on in the background. Don't take it too seriously. Good to see buscemi. Good to see Snood again

>>213554485
Whatever you're trying to say, KYS for doing it.

>>213553878 (OP)
They're getting noticeably older, especially snood. They needed to film like 3 seasons of this back to back to back to maintain the believability of their ages.

I wanna see Wednesdays fat latina tits

>>213554399
>mogged
My wet beer shits mog this FAS goblin. Lol kys

>>213554548
>They're getting noticeably older, especially snood.
Just blatantly lying. If anything she looks a little bit younger

>>213554846
Imagine trying to post this 2 minutes after >>213554819 was posted. Douche chill.

>>213554959
Both are relevant to the thread. In fact, they're the best posts in this awful thread.

>>213555005
Ok, but snood on her worst day mogs handsome squidward on her best now. That didn't use to be the case.

>>213555026
>picking out the prettiest turd in the sewer
Bro, they're both hideous

>>213555053
Name a modern day actress who isn't.

>>213555094
What is your point?

>>213555128
It's one big sewer and you're gay if you wouldn't >>213554888

Why does it take them 3-4 years to make 5 episode seasons nowadays when 30 years ago they had 26 episodes ready to air every Fall?

isn't the redhead /tv/'s new girl?

>>213555159
I wouldn't because a woman should look like a woman(tits, ass, curves) and not a deformed worm>>213554846

>>213555195
Because they need 10 intimacy coordinators whereas before they only needed one fluffer.

>>213554399
>emma mogs her
Evie mogs Emma

>>213555679
Forgot pic

>>213555705
at least, is not a negro

>>213555705
enids hair sucks this season

>>213553878 (OP)
I liked it

>>213554448
Strikes and a change in filming location

>>213553878 (OP)
This season so far looks terrible, none of the Plots feels engaging to me

>>213553878 (OP)
Evie mogs them both

>>213554548
I don't understand why you would cast somebody who would be 23 in the second season to play a teenager

>>213555053
>>213554888
>>213553878 (OP)
You know you would go bobbing in the toilet for either one of their turds

>>213554819
This meme is dead.

>>213557865
she's like the only interesting character now
maybe buscemi too

>Jenna and Snood forced to go on an exhausting, round the world tour to promote season 2 part 1
>they’re doing another press tour in September for part 2
Im telling you. They’re done with this show. Outgrown it.

>>213558179
Exhibit b

I figured I'd watch it because you faggots talk about it non stop. What are you people doing with your lives? How can you not only stomach this slop, but claim to enjoy it?

>>213558179
>be young fit beautiful woman
>look like shit in every single promo pic
You legit have to work hard to them look this unappealing.

>>213554819
Ah there it is

>>213557865
>we want the pedo audience
Between her and the brown men for Snood and white men for Jenna, Netflix has their bases covered with this show.

>>213553878 (OP)
This show is not geared toward adult heterosexual males

>>213558518
Hot grills appeal to every demographic except ugly old women

>>213558805
Yeah, there's just not any hot ones in the show though. So that's the problem

>>213559015
If you can't find something that appeals to you between billie piper, jenna ortega and emma meyers that sounds more like a you-problem.

brutal

Wednesday's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock up her throat so she chocked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then. as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd wisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her into a bin bag. Three weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest.

They will be scarred for life.

>>213559615
Absolutely. Unfathomably. Based.

>>213558507
Based Netflix.
It's nice that they cater to everybody.

>>213553878 (OP)
I could have told you.
Couldn't be better than the first season, which was below mediocre already.

>>213553878 (OP)
>these are the 14 yo teenage girls I was telling you about

>>213558179
>>213558209
What happened to Jenna's eyebrows

>>213554846
I want to kiss her forehead :)

The show is pure garbage, but Snoodles is cuter than ever

>>213560166
The fuck is this girl-mullet bullshit? She needs to go short again.

>>213554888
The Wall strikes again.

>>213560166
Meh.
Times tooth.
But worse than that is her personality.
She isnt endearing anymore, just annoying.

>>213554888
>no, the actresses are not getting older you are lying!
Idiot or pretending?

>>213554846
You spoiled it like it's a big reveal but to a normal man that is an attractive woman. I'm sorry your brain is fried on porn because that is a perfectly fine wife.

>>213561204
>normal men want women who have fetal alcohol syndrome, are flat as a board and balding.
Her acting is really bad too, jewish nepotism in action

>>213553878 (OP)
What's the matter? It's Halloween kino.
HALLOWEEN CAME EARLY THIS YEAR BAY BEEEEEEE
People here keep saying Wednesday and Enid are bogged but they look literally exactly the same to me, so either you're all faceblind or I am.
>>213554548
I can't see it.
>>213554448
>>213555195
There was a strike in between.
Also the way modern studios operate and the way shows are shot, everything seems compartmentalized and specialized, so there's no concerted effort to meticulously catalogue and store props together after shooting wraps.
I was watching this architectural exposé on Wednesday Season 2 and the production designer Mark Scruton talks about how they actually had to rebuild the principal's office in another location, and hunt down the original Gorgon's head fireplace:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZf8vSIHVDg&t=614
I guess props go back to the prop-makers after shooting, which comprise multiple disparate artisan studios.
You really need to shoot things back-to-back in order for things to go smoothly.
Good news is season 3 is already greenlit.

>>213560166
Why is she wearing a padded bra? We all know you've got no tits, Emma lmao. Bit too late to try to trick people into thinking you actually went through puberty.

>>213560166
does she have an anal video or not?
if not stop posting this stupid shit bro you're like 40 years old who gives a fuck about some kike.

>>213553878 (OP)
Cute girls are doing cute things what more do you need?

>>213558179
You can tell they're bored of it all

>>213553878 (OP)
Three years for this angel.
Worth the wait.

>>213558179
I just can't get over how tiny Jenna is. She is literally bordering on midget wow. I mean i still think she's hot but, yeah.

>>213562199
desu? looks a bit more normal again

>>213562378
Imagine how tight her near midget sized butthole must be

>>213562571
Poor dude, this will haunt him for years

>>213562746
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>213562746
Amazing, well done!

>>213562746
kekked

>>213553878 (OP)
do they at least kiss

>>213554819
>>213562746
based

>>213553878 (OP)
will there be season 3 of this sloppa

>>213562571
you can see snood got the infamous ick from that interaction, brutal.

>>213562571
Is that her boyfriend?

I take back everything I said about last seasons love interests, that samoan werewolf guy is just ridiculous, almost as immersionbreaking as biancas fat ass.

Sexo

>>213563009
Is this like a statement to defeat the male gaze or what exactly is the point of the eyebrows?

>>213562997
What the fuck is going on with her face?

>>213563026
She bleached them for a movie she’s filming where she’s blonde

all these girls look like shit you virgins spergs, especially Chinna ortega lmao

>>213563036
Recessed chin + broad face + unflattering angle

>>213563115
Is there a "flattering" angle?

>>213563054
Yeah this you should all hate skinny latinas ugh they're so shit and ugly please tell every skinny short latina girl you see that you hate her and nobody will ever date them.

bogged accusations btfo

>thread has been up for almost 7hrs
>100 posts, most of them shitting on this flop
It's actually over, isn't it?

Is it holding better than Netflix Sabrina? I remember Sabrina's show getting stupider and overall bad and insufferable with each season

>>213562000
All people go to their 9 to 5 jobs bored too, for a fraction of what they make

>>213563309
Are there cute girls in the Sabrina show? Should I watch it?

>>213563009
What’s that mean when it looks like a cross but it’s really a dagger?

Cute like the blond girl from Wednesday? No but Kiki (Sabrina) is cute and hot if you like her

>>213563487
I'm retarded, I meant >>213563407

>>213563211
The eyebrows are fucked up they don't look like that in the show

>>213563410
Arditi

>>213562997
where's her chin?

>>213563239
whats that weird string/wire thing that looks like it just magically disappears before it reaches her hair?

>>213563623
Translator is my guess

>>213554819
Go fuck yourself you fucking homosexual!

>>213554819
I need to see it every time

>>213558179
>>213558209
did she shave her above eye hairs?

>>213563410
idk but it’s hot

I haven't watched the first season. Should I?

>>213554888
OnlyFans future worker

>snood is mogged by sneede

How could this happen?

>>213554888
is there a webm of this?

>>213553878 (OP)
Snod looks 40 years old

>>213563553
yeah cause they’re currently bleached for a movie she’s doing

>>213563821
S1 is slopkino, CGDCT. s2 sucks

season 2 is better cause Wednesday isn’t in a love triangle

>>213563821
non fan here
it's meh, but watchable

season 2 is worse cause Wednesday isn't in a love triangle

>>213563954
kek

>>213563954
>implying reviewbrah is comparable to deformed overhyped whore

>>213563891
S2 has a cuter girl doing cuter things.

>>213564195
What, the uggo fake-redhead? I don't think so, pal

>>213557865
Are her eyes really this big or is this like cgi or whatever

>>213557865
She cute

Do people only watch this crap to jerk off to the Wednesday actor or something?
The first season felt entirely like a bog standard "weird kid goes to new school, is bullied, get misfit loser friends and scooby doo solves a crime" but it doesn't even make any fucking sense being Wednesday is not even weird by that school's standards.
Also of a Wednesday that is clearly supposed to be the one from the 1990s movies, she sure as fuck doesn't act like it, in the 1990s movies she's a genuine serial killing sadistic psychopath with values her literally luring some Jew kid to her house to break his heart and then kill. That is definitely not the Wednesday here who is just that bitch from Parks and Rec.

>>213564237
You are clinically insane.

>>213564521
>jerk off to the Wednesday actor
You could say that.

>>213564584
God I wish I was Tyler

>>213564718
I wish I was a wolf.

>>213562970
why would she do that with a random dude?

>>213564844
Because she is a whore.

>>213553878 (OP)
They look like shit

>>213562997
Her shelf life is 3 years max

>>213564449
Just her eyes, she's just opening more than usual

>>213564584
>>213564765
>I will never be locked up in laurel/riccis sex dungeon where she grooms and sexually "absuses" me with her pussy

Bros...

>>213554493
it's not slopkino.
it's kinoslop.

>>213562997
Those Anglo genes hit in hard and fast. This island is a wall of roasties.

>>213553878 (OP)
Oh, did they continue? Does season 2 have a hardcore lesbian sex scene in it?

>>213565290
Not yet

>>213563954
Reviewbrah is a god amongst men.

>>213565390
fuuucckkk she oozes sex

>>213565290
Wednesday's straight

>>213565290
yes Thing fists them both too

>>213563553
She shaved them off for a geisha look.

>>213554493
Is “Busccemi showing up” really anything? He phoned it in.

>>213562094
/thread

>>213565575
feet mogged

>>213562571
dude needs to sepuku, as an asian he should have basic situational awareness(that includes angles)
dude is retarded

>>213565549
I'm a lonely guy who gets off on parasocial relationships so just seeing him in something is good enough for me kek. I know he's just collecting a paycheck

>>213562571
Look at her ick face, lmfaoo dumb gook

>>213565518
Nice.

>>213554819
I kneel, King

>>213554819
Posted again it muhammed

>>213566904
chat is this real

>>213555705
Is there a single girl in this show that doesn't look like shit?

>>213566904
The height gap that every man deserves.

>>213553878 (OP)
8 episodes per season

shitflix is getting greedier and greedier

>>213563954
looooool
twinkGOD Reviewbrah mogs them both btw

>>213567065
Agnes (Evie Templeton)

>>213567214
It's not even 8. There's only 4 episodes this time. Absolute fucking shit ending, what a waste of 3 years

>>213567389
snord

>>213567455
>>213567498
@Grok, are anons right about there only being 4 episodes?

Edit: There's 8 episodes in this season. Don't spread misinformation.

>>213555679
>>213555705
She's not even in the same league as Snood or Jenna dafuq?

>>213567640
>faint nipple outline

>>213555705
poor snood is mogged by snord

Jenna won

>>213555705
I want to see hot leso action with her and wednesday

>>213555705
Who's the brown dude in the back?

>>213567771
turn on your monitor

>>213565390
Brown women owe me secks

>>213563309
almost infinitely above Sabrina in every department

>>213567641
CORRECTION: 4 EPISODES
THERE'S STILL ONLY 4 EPISODES
STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION

I have decided that so far, season two is:

fine

>>213568796
Why does she crossdress so much?

>>213553878 (OP)
how old are you faggots? isnt this a fuckin show for children lmao why are you all watching this?

>>213568908
what a glorious picture

>>213568923
I genuinely think she will be trans within the next 10 years

>>213568923
>Why does she crossdress so much?

>>213568964
It's not suitable for children, it has gore and murders. I don't think it has an audience.

>>213568787
Good, this gives me hope that it won't be a slog to watch it

>>213569430
She'll be the last victim of the troon wars. Emma to become Evan

>>213554819
Vgh...sovl...

do you think they're gonna kiss this season?

>>213554819
Best post itt

>>213562571
i would comedically shrink away in my chair after two attempts and hope the cameraman shows mercy.

>>213554846
cute

>3 Years
>8 Episodes
How did things get this fucking wrong?

>>213568923
>>213569088
>>213569474
kill yourself tranny you will never normalize your sickness

This is a show marketed for teenage girls

>>213570021
No, it is a show marketed to adult men.

>>213569949
Sorry if you’re not able to see the obvious signs

>>213553878 (OP)
>2010 /tv/ tripfags on the Left
>2025 /tv/ posters on the Right

>>213570058
>adult men now are teenage girls
not wrong

>>213558179
Is there at least a lesbian scene between them???

Wow those 3 years really aged jenna

>>213563954
reviewbrah would fit right in with the addams family

>>213570322
Looks good to me

>>213553878 (OP)
>>213554888
This looks sad. It's like they know deep down inside they're at the end of their careers.

>>213570421
She would look better cuddling in my lap.

>>213570421
She's becoming more Mexican by the minute, we must halt this at once.

>>213570466
No mine

>>213570506
Sorry anon, already at the park with her.

>>213570421
It's not like she looks bad, I just meant she hit like a mini-puberty again.

>>213569474
>most famous role is as a werewolf
>takes so much T that she gets excessive body hair and muscles
hawt

>>213558179
Too bad, they'll be filming for the next 8 months starting in November. Then repeating this tour all over again next summer. Jenna will still find a way to appear in half a dozen slop movies in this time.

>>213565290
No. The writers have ruled out gay shit.

>>213567389
my... my chastity keys

>>213571390
The store so we can get you a booster seat

>>213558179
its like an ad for a breast implant clinic. before... and way before!

>>213566904
they fucked

>>213571495
she reaches fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npFvApubTII

And the woman playing Wednesday? I liked these a lot, they were pretty funny and i thought she did a great job. They came out a few years before Netflix announced the new series.

>>213562571
It was only this size, he double checked.

Sneed has
>thin, wispy, pathetic and receding hair
>a receding, almost nonexistent chin
>no tits at all, flat as a board
>a flabby pancake ass
A really inferior specimen.

>>213571895
yeah Jenna mogs the fuck out of her

>>213554371
God damn it get a life dude.

>>213572063
My grandma mogs Sneed. Not a high bar. Jenna would look good if not for the retarded eyebrows, I'm guessing whatever movie she dyed them for will make 0 dollars and get a 45% on RT.

>>213558507
Pedo is attraction to pre pubscent girls
As grandma used to say: if there's grass on the mound play ball.

You're just jealous you have no value to society you use up roastie.

I am the dumbest gayest blackest faggot on the planet and I smell like anal buttsex

>>213571895
How big of a faggor do you have to be to see something that cute and say it's an inferior specimen?

>>213572114
It’s JJ Abrams’ new movie

Why do they let her be the only special snowflake with a black school uniform?

>>213572235
I got deported from Israel for being too jewish

Wtf did she mean by this?

>>213555195
Back then they filmed episodes in the week between them airing, set building and all. House had a behind the scenes kind of thing before the last episode aired.
You should be a lot more worried that this drop in competence is across every job. Enjoy water and electricity while you can.

>>213557865
Character's personality is garbage. Snood's got assassinated. Show has nothing going for it.

>>213553878 (OP)
>straight up dogshit lighting, lenses to account for them not being teenagers still, and even worse makeup

>>213553878 (OP)
did you really think you were going to get some KINO?

teehee teehee

the age of KINOs has been over since early 2000

>>213572343
will "liberal hollywood" ever realize how annoying they are

>>213571390
>Show me Bikini Bottom.

>>213571390
Just crash us into the nearest lake, please.

>>213572343
I love lewd Jenna

>>213554846
looks like your average /r9k/ femcel

>>213572343
>>213572215

>>213571390
Just drive.

>>213564956
Is that jerma

So Enid ghosts this guy and its his fault because he wants to know why?
Perhaps MGTOW was right

>>213573070
CUTE JenJen

>>213555195
Too retarded to film in advance or in between weekly releases resulting in much slower push out because they need to figure out set, weather, etc. And it eats up months if not years. There's absolutely no reason why this shit took 3 yrs.

>>213573154
I like your style, keep it up!

>>213573070
Jenna, baby, you gotta stop out sexing snood.
She can't handle anymore.

But i can.

>>213573596
And just like that attraction gone. Illuminati Slut.

Connect the dots, kill the zeros.

>>213573839
take your meds

>>213573839
Okay big pharma fuck ill take my meds.

But you need to suck your dads cock daily.

Didn't the first season have some retarded feminist bullshit or talk about "white privilege" or am I thinking of some other Netflix slop

>>213563062
If Emma bogs I will kill myself

>>213574150
eww, looks like a child that hides in the corner after she see's creepy anon peering into her living window. snood lovers are peds. confirmed. jenna lovers are the true patricians of this bored.

>>213567693
You're right, she's far above them.

Why would they release this show now instead of closer to Halloween?

>>213574760
Jenna is such a tight little piece

>>213573016
Jenna with her brows bleached is the hottest she has ever looked and im tired of pretending otherwise

>>213574873
I don’t think it’s her hottest but I don’t dislike it, she can pull it off

Snoodles...

>>213574399
straight outta trailer park

>>213554371
Idk what a film brain is so no

>>213553878 (OP)
>i really wanted this remake of a 60s horror parody sitcom to be good

>>213575360
made for bbc (big benellis cuddles)

>>213574760
Jenna is even hotter when she's not being overly lewd. The lock and key is for afterwards with Snood back in the hotel suite

>>213558179
>those empty soulless stares
I can only imagine what those ghoulish producers did to them behind the scenes

Are all zoomer stars troons? How can't zoomers distinguish between a male and a female face?

>>213574386
i want to lick those sweaty snoodpits clean

>>213574891
How does she go from absolute bogged goblina to cute again in just a few weeks. Minus the shitty eyebrows.

>>213577555
because it was just makeup and a hairstyle that made her look like that before

>>213553878 (OP)
What is with these netflix faggots going back on every promise? Shows release in 2 parts per season, now they have ads?

The most funny shit they went to KOREA right now

Pood bros what's our response?

>>213577818
"AAAHHH! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE!?"

>>213577864
Long enough to see your willy anon. What were you doing with it? it was weird

>>213577818
>the gummies
ai is so cooked

>>213578619
how dare you

>>213578693
go lower

>>213577818
This is unsettling.

>>213564449
They're big

>>213578702
perv she's only barely legal

>>213579041
yes.

>>213579376
What you get off on this? you disgusting anon

>>213579338
Anon...
>Born Evie Templeton (2008-12-31) 31 December 2008

>>213579473
15 is legal in my country i didn't agree to your stupid laws

>>213579473
>the last day of 2008 was almost 17 years ago

>>213579616
*16

>>213579552
better in black

>>213577818
>>213578266
>>213578693

>>213579840
ok I've got 50 of these

>>213577864
Imagine fucking her while she's invisible

>>213579991
dont stop

>>213579946
what?

>>213580017
Looks nothing like her body
See >>213579256