Thread 213554861

Why did he do it, bros? Why did he betray us?

>>213554861 (OP)
All theater. All these people are controlled by the same global elite. This is just a long planned narrative change.

>>213554861 (OP)
late night is dying anyway, soon late night tv hosts will turn into youtube grifters

>>213554861 (OP)
He won. Bow before the new King of Late Night.

>>213554861 (OP)
Is... Is that a c-c-c-
>eyes turn red and bulge out of head as they morph into daggers
>frantically starts winding own ear like a Model T Ford's engine crank while pivoting head wildly in all directions spraying red-hot daggers like machine gun rounds
>top of head unseals and slowly hinges backward as steam rolls out from the widening gap to reveal a miniature Fat Man nuclear bomb
CONSERVATIVE?

>>213554861 (OP)
Literally who?

jimmy is going to take the joe rogan route of being a centrist who has both right and left wing guys on, late night is dying across the board, he needs those old people viewers.

zoomers and gen alpha arent watching late night, boomers and maybe older gen x are. anyways, with colbert out of the way and maybe jimmy kimmel not signing a new contract, fallon could monopolize late night

>>213554896
>planned narrative change.
This wasn't the plan lmao. Kamala was the plan. endless USAID scamming to pay for propaganda talk shows that otherwise couldn't survive was the plan.

>>213554861 (OP)
>is this a conversative and a liberal having a normal fucking conversation?! THATS IT NAZIS WON BILLIONS MUST DILATE

>>213554861 (OP)
From the brief knowledge I have of that guy, he does sound like a submissive slut.

>>213555233
yeah that's why Trump went from nearly being put in prison to being put in the White House right after Oct 7, because they wanted Kamala.

>>213554861 (OP)
Jimmy Fallon has always been
A) the least political of his peers
B) a total ass-kisser
so I fail to see how this is some gamechanging move.

>>213555233
You quite literally bought into the narrative that they built to convince you that "we won". Trump IS the swamp. He has been for 99% of his life. He's literally an NYC billionaire who was a Democrat most of his life, just like the rest of them.

>>213555233
Aww, it's so cute. You think our votes matter and the good guys are starting to win.

>>213554861 (OP)
It was clear he was a chud when he was disappointed with the audience applauding the fact that white people are getting replaced.

>>213555303
to democrats acknowledging the existence of and being nice to even the most basic bitch conservatives is tantamount to fascism

>>213554926
remember when Trump lost in 2020 and Gutfeld's response on his show was 'at least the riots will stop now'? Now THAT'S a real conservative - the political equivalent of an onahole

I miss jay leno

>>213555190
they need clips they can cut into 30 seconds and put on instagram, twitter and youtube

They know which way the wind blows, at least on The Tonight Show. The other idiots will double down & disappear

there was a time where i'd be up late and catch red eye and greg gutfeld was fat and nick mullen was a guest and things felt good. this doesn't feel right

>>213555233
Trump is controlled opposition. Always was. The reason the mainstream media goes after him is to create a false perception and narrative that he's anti-establishment and some kind of underdog. Trump was always the one chosen to bring about the globalist totalitarian surveillance dystopia.

>>213555480
trump lacks bourgeoisie decorum, they would be fine with him if he were polite while giving rich people tax cuts and randomly bombing people

>>213554966
kino

The so-called nazis are kinder to people on the opposite end of the political spectrum than the so-called good guys are to people they mildly disagree with

>>213554926
Please someone link this man's funniest clip. Last time there was a Gutfeld thread, nobody could do it. As far as I can tell, this guy is just like every other person on Fox News.

>>213555367
Why his interviews were boring he was almost as big an ass kisser as fallon. Letterman was great he seemed to have open contempt for some guests which was hilarious

>>213556292
He tries too hard. Spits his jokes out fast but half of them don't land. He's like that retard Stephen Crowder. Guy thinks he's a comedian but he's not

>>213556197
They're both loud jackasses who are afraid to say anything off the internet unless they're surrounded by friends and allies.
Trump people will wear Trump hats, sure. Musk cultists and Palestine people have their accessories. Some boomers will wear giant pins declaring their opinion on abortion or Trump or Trans Rights.
But generally the last decade has proven, politics really isn't much a determinant on someone's character.
Republicans love hookers. Democrats love dicing up demographics and making broad statements about Blacks, Jews and Immigrants, too. All of them are scornful and willing to attack you for not complying to their orthodoxy.

>>213554926
where are his lips

>>213556633
Around Trump's dick

jimmy fallon will do literally anything to stay famous

>>213555480
Our masters are so intelligent i don’t mind being ruled by them, it beats being ruled by pajeets any day of the week.

>>213556596
Nope, just the left.

>>213555480
Who is Trump controlled by?
I can't imagine him following orders.

>>213554908
>late night is dying anyway, soon late night tv hosts will turn into youtube grifters
I haven't watched TV or cable in years. When I go to my parents house and watch cable it's wild how some channels are just twitch streams of people playing games now

>>213555190
>joe rogan route of being a centrist
joe rogan stopped being a centrist many years ago, the fuck are you smoking

this sucked. both fallon and gutfeld stink

>>213555329
Yet they tried to kill him twice so he must be doing something right

>>213554861 (OP)
I just want Fallon to stay around for certain guests like Dakota Johnson and Vince Vaughn. He's always been less annoying than Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel, and Colbert, etc.

>>213555190
It's all a WWF staged show of meaningless distraction from actual policies rammed down our throats by both parties. Only the TV monkeys went too much in one direction they find only crickets

>>213554861 (OP)
A headline like this pretends leftists don't like to be put on a pedestal as they protect/ignore Blake Lively's lies against random online people now. Scums

>>213554861 (OP)
gutfeld, mullen, and (dave) smith really ought to start a show

>>213555190
It's insane that what should be the default in any democracy is now seen as something extremely controversial on the left, and it's been like that for over a decade at this point.

>>213557209
Who the fuck is Mullen.

>>213554926
9 PM is not late night. Fallon is barely late night

>>213556355
Letterman is such a fucking weasel so is Conan. Bloo bloo Jay took everything from me, I also turned down a 28 million dollar deal from Fox btw, I'm going to be out on the streets bloo bloo.

>>213557305
some no name, sorry. replace with (tim) dillon

>>213557010
Who is the leader of the MIGA movement controlled by?

>>213557159
its all so tiresome. how much longer will the people endure this fake and gay clownworld?

Neither "side" will win. The battle will only end when a third party puts a stop to it. It will either be the silent majority finally speaking up and slapping sense into everyone, or it will be a Chinese boot on America's neck. It seems Jimmy wants the former.

Fallon will probably regret this when in short time Trump's admin goes belly up, and the Demorats are back in power.

>>213555338
An extreme conservative wants to kill me

A moderate conservative wants to stand by, shrug, and say both sides are bad because “muh eggs”

>>213557465
they can't stop us all

>>213557097
wow people really aren't joking when they say libshits think everyone to the right of Bernie is a nazi

I always thought he was the lesser of three evils after he danced with Chris Christie and touched Trump's hair.

>>213554861 (OP)
cancel culture isnt real they say
>if you even talk to Greg you are kissing the ring of some political movement
wtf

>>213557526
If I were a Democrat president I'd actually do all of the shit Trump promised to do to his detractors, but to the people who enabled Trump. I would direct the FCC to pull all of these licenses on the basis of collaboration and bias

>>213557010
Putin, obviously. Errr... I mean Elon Musk, duh. No wait. It's Bibi. Definitely Peter Thiel. China!

>>213557929
the internet killed your brain

>>213557929
and then everyone matcha labubu’d

Remember when Leno and Conan had Republican presidential candidates as guests and nobody cared?

>>213554861 (OP)

Can you find a single funny clip from Gutfeld!?

>>213558949
Based on the segments from his show that I've seen on YouTube, maybe one quip out of a hundred might merit a sensible chuckle. Sadly, that still puts him ahead of the competition.

>>213557929
They're all out to get you!! Watch out!

>>213556355
Letterman is full of shit, he was only funny on his original Late Late show but became a bitter asshole after not having his way with the tonight show.

Leno always had wider mainstream appeal and would consistently mog Letterman in ratings, so NBC made the right choice there.

Letterman only had contempt for the audience, if he really hated celebrities why the fuck did he retire only to work for Netflix doing what? Interviewing retarded celebrities, including Kim Kartrashian of all people

Fuck that seething fake faggot

here's the name and image of the writer of that article
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/hershal-pandya

>>213558949
I like the halfrican ogre personally

>>213554861 (OP)
How many people under 40 care about this talk show drama?

>>213559865
Some tranny pajeet from Toronto complaining about our politics

As if ruining Canada wasn’t enough for those faggots, they have to street shit on ours too.

>>213558949
my friend, it utterly destroys all competitors in the ratings. are the viewers paid to watch it? are we laughing at home because we're forced to? GG is extremely based, quick witted, unafraid to say controversial shit. And very funny, both live and scripted.

Sorry about your gal Colbert

>>213555480
the reaction and backlash by the entire planet, institutions, populace disproves your statement.

Gutfeld is absolutely fucking hilarious. Every time I watch his show I almost die laughing. Funniest show ever.

>>213555362
That was the point when the riots stopped except for a few diehards on the West Coast the cops were suddenly allowed to arrest.

>>213560403
Looks like it proves his statement to me.
>controlled opposition keeps most of the sheep passive and in line
>hes on our side!
Works on you that's for sure.
There is no peaceful solution to this level of corruption.

>>213558653
why are you acting like i'm your mom who found 4channel in browser history?

>>213554861 (OP)
>talking with a conservative is "kissing the conservative ring"
Doing these constant YOU'RE WITH ME OR YOU'RE NAZI purity tests is a major part of why democrats in the US keep losing, you'd think that after the last election they'd realize it. Guess not.

>>213557117
If they wanted him dead they would've killed him 2 election cycles ago.

>>213557341
It is for the literal boomers who actually watch this shit.

>>213557377
It never became more apparent to me how much of what I liked about Conan was his New York writing staff. Dudes like Robert Smigel and Louis CK wrote for Late Night.

>>213558949
I don’t think it was technically the “Gutfeld!” show, but he did do an interview with Oderus Urungus from Gwar on Fox News several years ago that was pretty funny.

>>213560523
>Guts DEI
>Kicks Paco out
>Does something about debanking
>But he is not on your side.
Well if he is not he fulfilling all our dreams like he is.

It's insane to me that leftists don't realize it's a BIG problem that they require such a level of ideological purity that a late night host can't even have a conservative guest on without that being an absolute betrayal.

That isn't sustainable, nobody wants to be thought policed to that degree, even if they agree with you.

>>213557079
Nickelodeon has been nothing but SpongeBob SquarePants 24/7 for the last like five years now

>>213561430
NTA but how does the GOP handle opinions contrary to Trump's?

The Democratic party and modern leftists are now like Jehova's Witnesses.

>>213560724
>>213561430
>Just let people in your party that don't have any of your opinions at all or you're going to be unappealing
If you don't have any ideals of a Democrat, why do you want to be in their party so badly? Moreover, why was it fine when Trump cleaned house of pre-Trump Republican RINOs but Dems can't do the same? Parties change. There's no room for people who think it is 2007 in either party, sorry.

>>213561462
ICE
ICE
baby

>>213561462
The GOP encompasses people with ideologies that span the entire gamut from those who would be considered moderate democrats in the nineties, to libertarians, fiscal conservatives, religious ideologues, and everything in between. Some hate Trump, some toe the line. If your argument is that the GOP requires the same degree of ideological purity that modern democrats do, you're out of your fucking mind.

>>213554861 (OP)
Gutfeld is an obvious bisexual. He had an affair with one of the blondes on his show right when he had his baby too.
They are all part of the same group.
The so called new conservative shift is just a programmed step by (((them)))

>>213554926
He was funnier on Red Eye. They had a segment discussing dolphin rape studies, so it was just rape jokes for a few minutes

>>213554926
It’s a right wing version of Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher and that’s why I like it. When Bill Maher was on the Gutfeld show (which OP’s article intentionally spelled his name wrong) I could tell Bill was annoyed because he saw it himself, that Gutfeld was using his old formula to make a hit show. Not pretentious and preachy but fun. I swear to god any /tv/ poster that isn’t socially awkward could start a hit late night show right now.

>>213561462
>>213561510
>>213561685
Trump literally has multiple Democratic politicians in his cabinet

If you wanna prove the purity spiral only twists one way, look no further than JK Rowling, the feminist antiracist gay loving democratic socialist who has been declared Hitler because out of 100 issues, she only supports the left on 99 of them

>>213561462
When was the last time a GOP guy got someone fired or debanked for voting or expressing an opinion online?

>>213560724
>>213561430
Americans are the only people retarded enough to platform fascists
In any proper democracy Trump would have been held to cordon sanitaire like Le Pen, the AFD and Geert Wilders

I did see last year a couple individual states tried to remove him from the ballot but apparently his shills on the court threw that out (so much for muh states rights)

>censor and deplatform anyone we disagree with, or you're a nazi!
>no, we aren't fascists silencing anyone that has an independent thought. We're the good guys!

>>213555480
>Trump is controlled opposition.
LMAO. "Opposition" to what? You think people in power have "opposition", that's nice.

>>213561882
The GOP is literally rounding up and deporting Palestinian-Americans the minute they speak in public

>>213561968
This guy had to delete his account because he was mocked for posting a result in an online browser game about alternate history as real.

>>213561968
Look up Popper's Paradox of Tolerance you illiterate fuck

>>213561462
GOP doesn't actually do anything they promise and they only line their own pockets, but at least they don't actively chase away people whose opinions aren't 100% in lockstep with their own. look at someone like Richard Dawkins who has traditionally left wing views but has been fully discarded by the modern left wing and labeled a nazi because he won't subscribe to 100% of the bullshit they push. JK Rowling of course is another good example, she's literally the stereotype of crazed feminist but she's been labeled a nazi and pushed to the right simply because she refuses to pretend autogynephillic men are women. there's a SHIT ton of people who are like Dawkins or Rowling, generally left wing, but feel completely alienated from the modern left wing that needs all its voters to be 100% in lockstep with all their shit or else they're nazis

>>213561967
you idiot, that tweet is textbook fascism. it's literally saying dialogue and dissent aren't allowed. obey or be condemned.

>>213562010
You're right. We shouldn't tolerate dangerous, authoritarian commie faggots like Popper.

>>213561968
There's nothing more cringe than the "scorned Redditor goes conservative" class, mainly because they are still a Redditor at heart. Musk, that Greek cartoonist guy, this account. They all still act like Redditors despite hating the site.

>>213562029
The Dawkins example is even more egregious because his crime is Islamaphobia and I will never understand how the people who hate misogyny, patriarchy, theocracy, religious superstition and homophobia still fucking adore Islam

>>213562010
Who defines whats intolerance of tolerance and whats intolerance of intolerance?

>>213562064
Isn't it amazing how this is easily figured out in every country except America, the only country where authorities will allow swastikas and kkk rallies

>>213561988
That’s literally what I voted for

Fuck Muslims

>>213561798
What was the funniest rape joke he told?

>>213562134
Muslims and evangelical Christian conservatives like you agree about absolutely everything except eating pork. You are disagreeing with people who are the same as you because they're brown.

>>213562063
Because Muslims aren't white and everyone who isn't white is a saint

>>213562169
I defer to Richard Dawkins, who strident criticizes and disavows Christianity but acknowledges the simple reality that every problem with Christianity is multiplied an order of magnitude by Islam

>>213562010
>look up this genocidal jew's deranged ramblings, goy
No.

>>213561988
This is your brain on leftist echo chambers where reality is optional but discouraged.

>>213562169
yeah why would I possibly be at odds with a religion that teaches its followers that non-muslims are slaves with no rights. We should all just get along!

>>213561967
As we say in germany: ألمانيا بلد إسلامي، الحمد لله.

>>213562132
What you mean the countries where you get arrested for teaching your dog to sieg heil? Yeah they really hate authoritarian governments…

>>213562232
Why should someone who comes to America on a student visa have that visa revoked not even for criticizing America, but for criticizing a third country? You can be a foreign student and scream about how Trump is evil all you want and nothing is done. The second you mention Gaza, you're gone. Don't you find that odd?

How are the people who call rightoids nazis and the people who call right rightoids jewlovers the SAME people

>>213561967

Damn. Are nazis really that charismatic and convincing?

>>213561340
>kicks paco out
>next DNC president pulls another biden and grants amnesty

>>213562452
To the uneducated and frustrated losers, yes

>>213560724
I remember the day after the 2024 elections on the GenZ part of the reddit website where there were a LOT of posts that told lefties exactly why they lost. Their insane purity tests, their bizarre hyperfocus on idpol shit instead of talking about economy or the working class, their disdain against normality and men, trying to force illegal immigration way too much, lying about Biden and the economy, their inability to control their fringe groups, etc. And for a day people actually seemed to listen and say "ok we need to fix this." But two days later they all forgot. The website is once again functioning the same way it did before. They will NEVER EVER learn, they're not capable of it. I've been waiting for them to learn since 2016 and they have only doubled down now we get orange retard round #2 because at least his PR team knows that it's worth to at least pretend to listen to the real issues.

>>213554861 (OP)
This fucking piece of shit alt-right adjacent fuck FAallon (more like FAILon!) never learns!!!! Why does he continue to platform and normalize chud bigots?!?!? This is why we need actual good guys in late nite like Colbert and Kimmel, but oops they are getting cancelled because they hurt the orange nazi emperors poor woodle fewwings! Meanwhile FAILon will stay on air because he’s a secret MAGAt! Shaking my darned head right now!!

>>213561967
I bet you also think we should de-plataform commies too, right?

>>213562446
People will call the Israeli government Nazis without irony. The word has zero meaning.

>>213562010
We should de-plataform only people that wish to de-plataform others? Ok.

>>213562601
>"Suck my dick and ignore my problems or I'll never vote for you"
You are the white equivalent of black people who demand reparations or nothing else

>>213562601
>their bizarre hyperfocus on idpol shit instead of talking about economy or the working class
Republicans ran official campaign ads about trannies, democrats didn’t.

>>213554861 (OP)
Lmao at libs seething about this HOW DARE HE INVITE SOMEONE ON HUS SHOW WHO ISNT A LIB!!!

I saw a statistic that Colbert and Kimmel have only had a total of 3 conservative guests in the last decade lmao and they say they aren’t DNC propaganda

nobody watches leftynazi media.

>>213562670
that's right, keep doing it, keep pushing people away instead of offering them something worthwhile to change their mind. good luck getting that redfaced retard Vance as your president in 2028 because we're on track for that

>>213562697
>*closes another rural hospital*
Don't drive to our suburban or urban areas for your heart attack, Cletus. As you say, "fuck off, we're full." :)

>>213562672
Allow me to share with you an actual Kamala SuperPAC ad; paid for by Jeff Bridges and Mark Hamill

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DjnyiMSKB3Q

Media literacy bros... are we... the bad guys?

>>213562712
What do you actually want? I'm listening.Go ahead. What do you want from the Democratic Party?

>>213562697
No idea who any of those people are so I assume they're all dinosaurs

>>213562672
democrats spent 8 years before 2024 trying to convince people autogynophiliac men are actually women and anyone who doesn't allow a 14 year old kid to mutilate their genitals is a nazi. everyone did this shit, from the president to the media to the internet
this affected hearts and minds way more than republicans making ads about the troon menace

>>213562010
Current left politics is an overcorrection of that

>>213562727
>don't come to my ghetto rat infested crime ridden shithole
ok

>>213562817
Where is your hospital?

>>213562773
>I don't know who Colbert, Stern or what PBS and NPR are.
So edgy bro.

>>213562825
right down the road. no need to duck gun fire from ghetto rats or fend off homeless druggies to get there either

>>213562756
>Not one answer ten minutes later despite the whole "If only you actually tried to get my vote, le sighhhhhh" shit

>>213563012
I'll point out that Tulsi Gabbard got a surprising amount of grudging respect from people who hate democrats when she ran for president in 2020, sheer "I disagree with her on many issues but her heart's in the right place"

And the Democratic Party responded to this by throwing her out

>>213563100
She was "thrown out" when the FBI named her as a Russian asset along with Trump and Jill Stein

>>213563100
I asked what you wanted for the future and you point to the past. Also she was a terrible candidate associated with an Indian terrorist group.

>>213555190
>jimmy is going to take the joe rogan route of being a centrist who has both right and left wing guys on, late night is dying across the board, he needs those old people viewers
Trump has said that Fallon should be canceled as well. I think it's too late now.

>>213563100
>krishna cultist
She only tricks complete fucking morons.

>>213562756
>What do you actually want?
first off - put an end to illegal immigration and deport illegal immigrants with any trace of criminal record or no job history, full stop. let the ones who are fully integrated (actually INTEGRATED, not just allowed to stay here) stay if they're gonna be a useful member of society.
restricting immigration used to be a left-wing policy precisely because it dilutes the power and wages of your working class constituency. inviting millions of illegal immigrants and telling them to vote is a complete non-starter for pretty much any hard working person in the country.

ever notice that the people who call illegal immigration a non-issue aren't the people who are actually affected by illegal immigration? the lawyers, the professors, the clergy, and all the other usual suspects will never be displaced by an illegal which is why they find it so easy to call it a non-issue. yet if you're a working-class guy who used to do drywall or basic labor for $17-$25 an hour, and a bunch of illegals are now doing the job for $10-$12, well, that's food off their table. and whether you like it or not the majority of americans live closer to the drywall painter than to a college professor.

democrats dying on the hill of illegal immigration being good cost them a LOT of votes and the fact they were unironically "why would Hispanics ever vote for deportations of illegals are they RACIST??" is so bafflingly racist when you think about it. i will never vote blue again until left wingers stop having amnesia and remember that opposing over-immigration is not fascist - it used to be a left wing attitude to defend the country's working class

>>213563157
>trump hired her and Republicans love her
>those people are morons according to to you
Don't talk about 50% of the country like that.

>>213554861 (OP)
>us
you mistyped the reddit url anon, us does not apply here

>>213563166
Why did you vote for the party that wants loads of H1B visas if this is your opinion? I wouldn't have wanted all of this immigration either.

>>213563100
You just have the hots for her.

>>213563166
also I think there are a lot of former left wingers like me who wonder what happened to all the issues we were trying to fix when Obama got elected and why all of the focus now is on overturning basic social constructs to appease an extremely small minority or to satisfy the whims of global agendas. putting smaller and smaller boxes around gender and social identity instead of the traditional liberal view that we should have broader definitions of masculinity and femininity (i.e. boys can play with dolls and still be boys, a man can wear makeup, women don’t have to wear dresses and can do any job a man can, etc.), likewise with race (i.e. rather than building towards a society that’s “colorblind” and everyone is treated the same, everyone needs to be hyper aware of race etc.)

anyway: reminder that Obama campaigned on having STRONG border and not letting workers get fucked over by illegals. (he betrayed this later on, but he did campaign on it initially and it got him plenty of votes). if a white guy campaigned on that now he'd be racist

>>213563231
Based
Only the left offers real border security

>>213563215
>Republicans love people who flip flop and bend over to get in Trump's circle before falling out and regretting everything
Where's Mike Pence? Where's Jeff Sessions?

>>213563231
i didn't vote for them though. i am explaining to you why i wasn't a cuck who voted for Kamala and why plenty of other people weren't either. because democrats campaigned on illegal immigration being great while republicans (even though they're obvious liars) called it what it was, a big mistake

>>213563254
Obama opened people's eyes to the reality that we were NOT yet a post racial society. White people as a whole believed that but black people definitely did not. Obama era was when white people went "wait, black people still think everything is racist? I thought we fixed that, wow they really do hate us for racism, guess we'll return the favor"
Pic related, it's the reaction to the OJ trial, you can find dozens of pictures just like this

>>213563291
>>213563261
>>213563254
We are now getting 6,000 Mexican border crossings a month
Under Biden it was 250,000
More galling, the "border security bill" that Trump famously scuttled would have "limited" it to a permanent 150,000

I really wanna point out how hard he dodged that shit and how bad it would have been after a year of shrieking at him for it

>>213563369
>Trump fucked up America so bad that people don't even wanna come here anymore
Not the own you think it is

>>213557441
Presumably the leader of Israel
The leader of Make America Great again is therefore controlled by America? Or Donald Trump is controlled by the President of the United States and therefore himself?

>>213563369
You realize very little was done in terms of enforcement and it is nearly entirely >>213563396, right? The mere existence of him as president is preventing people from coming here, legally or not, whether as immigrants or tourists. Tourism has not been this bad since 2008

>>213554861 (OP)
Who cares. Nobody ever actually liked Jimmy Fallon. He's a fake pill and booze addicted shill.

>>213563369
Do something about the Pajeets and I'll support Trump.

>>213563353
Because black people are gigantic racists who can only think in terms of race. They don't care about justice. Or anything. Only race.

>>213563516
Indians are the actual model immigrant Republicans have been talking about for decades but when they get them, they hate them. Any group that holds up a "model immigrant" always hates them actually coming here.

>>213563516
Ukraine lost.
Deal with it :D

>>213563520
I wonder if they had any sort of centuries-long oppression that caused them to think of themselves as a group and not trust other races

>>213554861 (OP)
Gutfeld is almost as funny as Fallon

>>213554861 (OP)
I have boomer fatigue

>>213563215
I would say more like 2/3rds of the country should be qualified for medical retardation status.

>>213563576
right? blacks taking other blacks as slaves and selling them to other people for centuries would make me not trust them either

>>213554861 (OP)
I only see this guy on The Five but he's constantly getting wrecked by the token liberal chick and copes by hysterically shrieking over her and fake laughing. It's really embarassing

>>213563616
Even after slavery was over they still had Black Codes, redlining, and Jim Crow. Black people were second class citizens in this country until the 1960s.

>>213563542
Jeets can make literally anyone racist.

>>213563542
Saar, we are model, saar.

>>213561967

Straight out of "The Sayings of Angkar"

“Better to kill an innocent by mistake than spare an enemy by mistake.”

>>213563663
is that not an indian woman?

>>213563276

Girlie still thinks it's 2016.

>>213563667
This is the funniest anti-Indian joke because you're getting mad at them attempting to be formal. I thought you wanted respectful, English speaking immigrants who were grateful to be here? You got them, why are you mad?

>>213562756
1) What >>213563166 said. Crack down hard on illegal immigration.
2) Meritocracy. No more DEI shit or affirmative action shit. Merit. A system where japanese-american or chinese-american immigrants can outperform anyone, sure why not? It'll result in an orderly society. Feel free to establish equality of opportunity for people that's completely valid, a mestico lesbian should have access to the same upbringing quality as a WASP white - but stop trying to enforce a social order based on unnatural idpol selection like DEI. It's anti-merit to discard a potentially better worker just because they don't fit your idpol dream.
3) Increase police presence. I know leftists can never ever admit this but african americans and illegal immigrants are by far the biggest cause of violent crime or robbery in this country. Sure some blacks will whine but I promise you the normal ones like me will welcome it.
4) Drop the transgender shit immediately. I live in a big city and know a lot of people like this, and can tell you maybe 1 in 5 trannies are people who actually seem like they were born in the wrong body. The other 4 are just very mentally ill people, almost always men, who are autistic or depressed or bored or burned their brain with fetish shit and now they're trying to find a way out. But these people are NOT women and they never will be. You are repelling a large amount of normal people by platforming this lunacy, by giving them access to women's bathrooms, by letting sub 18 year old boys at the peak of teenage identity crisis start transitioning to women before their intellect is developed enough to understand. Stop it. There are men and there are women, and there are transgenders but society should not be bent to cater to transgenders or indulge their bullshit.

Campaign on these things and I'll vote for you again and even donate to democrats. You never will though.

>>213563706
Nigress.

>>213563727
Americans don't REALLY want meritocracy, they want DEI but for Americans. I think that is a good platform. I'd rather have an American have a job, even if they're not good at it, than hire a foreigner.

>>213555233
I'm glad that most people aren't this dumb. Trump is rushing out The Great Reset (red hat edition) faster than any other president could. That's why they put him back in. Even if he had some desire to do the right thing (which I have never seen any evidence of), he is quite apparently being blackmailed by Israel.

>>213563771
If a foreigner is here legally or has all the values of an American and knows how to act like a normal person, I don't mind. And yes, I know I just disqualified the vast majority of immigrants by saying this, it's not a coincidence.

>>213554896
>All these people are controlled by the same global elite.
true
>This is just a long planned narrative change.
schizo
it feels safer if everything is managed and planned

>>213563725
lol you'll see how great they are

t.canadian

>>213563725
>Leafs turning racist over jeets
>SEA, particularly Thailand, losing their shit over jeets
>Korea banning jeets from bars
>Multiple African countries expelling jeets
>Even Fiji expelling jeets
>So abhorrent in general that even soi guzzling redditors and white women hate them
Who are you kidding, Akshit?

>>213563777
Mfers will really laugh at the Klaus Schwab conspiracy theory and then call Project 2025 100% real

Now tell the one about how Trump wasn't really shot and Musk hacked the voting machines, and then follow it up with "MIGAfags are delusional schizos"

>>213563830
Honestly I'd rather have few to no immigrants and lower the standards if that is what it takes so native-born Americans have a chance. Foreigners who dump shitloads of money to basically cheat admissions tests should not have an advantage over the average kid from Ohio, even if that kid isn't as naturally smart. If the foreigner is so smart, they can get educated in their own country and benefit them. If their own country doesn't have the resources, oh well, not our problem. Maybe next year if we don't have too many Americans apply. I'm being completely serious when I say this: I'd rather have a C+ American student get into Harvard vs the A+ Chinese one.

>>213563894
I believe in all of those conspiracy theories you mentioned. The only conspiracy theory of the last ten years I really don't believe was the Pizzagate stuff, and only because that was just 4chan shitposting and distracting from Epstein.

>>213563727
Also piece of advice if you're a Democrat, next time you think of getting a celebrity to endorse you, just don't. In fact send them a fat check to ensure they NEVER express support for you.
Nothing repels a normal person away from the Democrat party than seeing only rich out of touch elite celebs advertising for Democrats. Listening to actors singing IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN while grandma's on the ventilator during COVID or singing IMAGINE THERE'S NO POSESSIONS while they get a million from each movie while I struggle to negotiate for paychecks. People hate this shit and consider celebs out of touch, I think bringing celebs to shill for Kamala on night shows did more damage to the Democrat cause than any Trump gaffe did. It only signaled to people that democrats were the out of touch elite class - meanwhile Trump was doing the McDonalds skit which while lame and obviously staged at least attempted to cater to the majority of the working class.

>>213563940
Hypocritical bullshit. He was a reality TV show host and famous before all of this and you people love Sydney Sweeney. Only Democrats get criticized for this.

>>213563900
>I'm being completely serious when I say this: I'd rather have a C+ American student get into Harvard vs the A+ Chinese one.
Honestly, that's easy to justify from a strategic standpoint. The American will put his skills to work for America, whereas the Chinese will put his skills to work for China.

>>213563967
When has Trump ever been perceived as "elitist"

He's been viewed as a boorish pervy retard from day one
He was in the fucking WWE

>>213564012
He lived in a golden tower in NYC for decades, being brutish didn't hide his elitism

>>213563967
Keyword was. Once he started campaigning you'll notice how we never invited fucking Steven Seagal or similar red-brained retards to endorse him, because he knew it would be tasteless. Democrat brains were to out of touch with normal brains to realize this.
And Sydney Sweeney did not advertise for Trump, it was revealed only afterwards that she's a registered republican. Left wingers just hate Sydney Sweeney because she's an innately attractive white women attracting people by being exactly what she seems to be. You see, her attractiveness and behavior merits attention and boners, and that innately breeds a lot of resentment in people who hate merit.

>>213564044
>Once he started campaigning you'll notice how we never invited fucking Steven Seagal or similar red-brained retards to endorse him, because he knew it would be tasteless
Hulk Hogan campaigned for him in the most tasteless way last year, bro, come on

>>213564087
Hulk Hogan doesn't signal elitism or arrogance the way someone like TSwift does or hollywood A-listers do.

>>213563940
>Listening to actors singing IMAGINE THERE'S NO HEAVEN while grandma's on the ventilator during COVID
kek funny story because i live in germany and had a friend whose mom died during covid, and german COVID laws brought into effect by a very leftwing government did not allow him to go visit her while she was dying. she died alone. this made him vote anti-left for the rest of his life

>>213562010

This stems from an analysis of Weimar Germany, where the Weimar Republic was attacked by two extreme factions, the National Socialist Party and the Communist Party of Germany. The Weimar government lacked the strength and the will to outlaw and arrest leaders of the NSDAP despite knowing the plans to overthrow the government in a coup.

It was Trump who had to survive every institutional scheme that sought to undermine democracy, ultimately culminating in an assassination attempt. These machinations subverting our system always end up on the cutting room floor, don't they? Just on the outer edge of our consciousnesses, never allowed to form a theme or narrative.

You, in your sophistry, found a little philosophy to wield as a weapon rather than a candle to illuminate your own ignorance.

>>213564151
Retard.

>>213564027
>He lived in a golden tower in NYC for decades
that is boorish behavior

>>213554861 (OP)
Everyone who wants to continue having a job knows that left wing pigs are a bad investment. They were always a small minority that bullied everyone else, now the gig is up and they're aware that we're going to just redistrict them out of existence. Everyone who doesn't start licking boots immediately deserves a taste of the lash, and trust me, they're going to get it.


>Buh buh buh
I know I know, "The Democwats will hab wevenge when dey win again" but they were already doing that. They started it. We are now paying them back for what they did. Right Wing Men are superior in all regards to left wing pigs, obviously, so our revenge is simply much much more cruel, and it will leave no room for retaliation.

By the time we are done we will have reinstated slavery, and you'll be able to buy a throng of left-wing zoomettes with a chain through all of their nose rings for the cost of a leaf blower. Their men will be worked to death in salt mines.

>>213564441
Aligator Alcatraz will hopefully one day be filled with the people who built it.

>>213554861 (OP)
Have the other leftists eunuchs that worship Pfizer and use Orwellian terms like "intelligence community" disowned him?

>>213564331

I take your frustrated utterance as a sign of primitive understanding, thus conceding your position.

Cheers.

>>213561988
Why do i care as a white man about the mudslimes and their 1500 AD religion and blood war in the sand pit?

>>213564044
>Sydney Sweeney because she's an innately attractive white women
lol, no

>>213562010
Leftism is the most intolerant ideology, as was Liberalism before it. You simply choose to be intolerant towards sane people, white people, and normal people, and to mask this as empathy you pretend that you are advocating the tolerance of vulnerable minorities--who happen to be foreign rapists, black criminals, and thieves.

In fact, the Leftoid has no empathy period. Your mouths are full of Jewish shit, you lie constantly. You don't feel empathy you feel joy whenever a Pakistani rapes a 12 year old. You feel joy whenever a pack of blacks kicks some old couple most of the way to death at a music festival.

You are not good people. You are evil, and everyone knows it now--that's why we won. And now we're going to treat you the way you've always deserved to be treated. We're going to punish you generationally, in such ruthless fashion that for millennia people will look back and grin to imagine your suffering.

>>213564473
It will objectively not be. The foreigners are going back, and without them the enemy will never win another election.

Since every Left Wing Pig is a cheater, and does not believe that rules apply to him, they are understandably FURIOUS that we are deporting their foreign pig friends.

But they're going! And with them, any chance of defeating us is going too. White men will never ever ever vote for left wing pigs again, and we are changing demographics to make that final.

Get off the sinking ship now. You may choose slavery as a common servant now, or brutal helotism later. Choose!

>>213564570
Well shucks, fellow anti-rape activist. I agree, rape is deplorable and shouldn't be joked about or tolerated. Let's get working on getting rid of things in our society that are harmful to women, and believe what they say!

>>213564621
>>213564570
This will definitely make suburban women in Philadelphia want to vote in the midterms. People like you should be platformed, heavily. Once Dems cut out the trannies you fucks are the absolute most degenerate weirdos you'll ever see. 4chan ruined your brain, man.

>>213554861 (OP)
There isn't a single funny boomer conservative or liberal

>>213562756
>What do you actually want?
Stop trying to create Weimar over and over again.
>>213564513
She is, no matter how much that makes you angry.

>>213554926
Based and Redpilled comedian Nick DiPaolo (the racist italian guy from Tough Crowd who always got into a racial argument with every black guest) ghost writes half of Gutfelds monologues. he used to write on a lot of stuff like The Chris Rock Show and other late night shows but the "real industry" wont touch him anymore because hes seen as too racist and rightwing today. funny, his politics were the same in the 90s and early 2000s and he made them known then and yet he was still hire-able in those days

>>213564481
no. it's always feelings over facts with them. plus he's doubling down on the propaganda since the announcement.

>>213564481
Shit like this chases people away from Democrat party 10x more than any Trump headline ever will.

>>213564802
You mean the high art propaganda such as
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncOCu2ErLe4
did not work on people who were going through a cost of living crisis?

>>213564668
The trannies are not going to ever be cut out

>>213564860
Kek the nu-Left's nonsense of the 2010s and 2020s needs to be studied later in the future. Hunger Games tier.

>>213564959
The token gay guy in the party said they are getting cut out, no serious contender from 2028 has the 2024 views anymore

>>213557929
Why do they want to kill you?

>>213557929
>An extreme conservative wants to kill me
are you one of those people who claimed as soon as Trump got into power the USA would start hunting gays and niggers with hunting rifles in the streets?
stop believeing every bullshit the new york times tells you man. more than half the country is conservative by the latest election results, if people wanted you dead you'd be dead already. the majority of conservatives don't wanna kill they just want the clown world to end

>>213563900
>>213563974
There are plenty of foreigners who go to American universities for an education and then immediately go back to their home countries

>>213564728
interesting. never heard that and GG shows his staff. source?

>>213564712
change that to zoomer and you got a deal. the funniest comedians ever - not counting the ancients - are boomers. eddie murphy, Rodney, kinison, etc.

>>213564668
sorry guy your lies won't fly with me around. trans agenda is a problem, yes, but notwithstanding that, the left has huge problems. pro crime, pro tax, pro illegals, anti parent, anti religions... i'll stop cuz you're TKOed.

>>213562010
>>213562132
The "Paradox of Tolerance" means "Tolerate my Degeneracy and Destruction of your Nation and Culture."
Nobody likes you.
Chuds are replacing you.
You belong in a camp.

Will liberals ever stop seething about Trump? Maybe 8 years of Vance will make them stop whining.

>>213562169
How did you know he was an evangelical christian?

>>213565965
He does it remotely via zoom cuz he moved to Georgia to get away from all the libs, he talks about it on his podcast often I think it’s how he makes a lot his money now

https://deadline.com/2022/10/greg-gutfeld-late-night-interview-1235147557/

It’s briefly mentioned in this Deadline article too

>>213561967
>Why did so many people follow Hitler??
Oh

>>213554861 (OP)
take politics out of that interview, their drunken night in nyc sounds extremely fun

>>213562756
>What do you actually want? I'm listening.Go ahead.
i want in world in which being smart and useful matters more than your beauty or skin color or political affiliation
i want borders to matter, i don't want the problems of other countries to become my problems. i don't want my quality of life or the quality of life of my children to go down just because other people ignore borders.
i want a high trust society. where people can leave bikes on the street for half an hour without them being stolen, a society in which supermarket shelves don't need to be locked
i want murderers and thieves and rapists and corrupt officials to be tortured on the town square to set an example. pedophiles (actual kid kiddlers, not 19yo men dating 18yo women) need to be tortured the longest. any nigger caught stealing or raping gets tortured and killed. any politician caught insider trading or intentionally making mistakes to move money to get tortured and killed.
i want the police and the army to throw heavy bomb ordnance on drug dens and gang neighborhoods. i want anyone caught distributing heavy drugs to be tortured and killed.
i want a society that does not accept any religion that in any way incites or recommends violence or policing the thoughts of others.
i want a society in which useful professions like firefighting pay a lot more than someone playing basketball or baseball
i want advertisements to be entirely illegal from most sectors of society. i want any corporation caught explicitly trying to shape the thoughts of children to have its executive board beheaded at the town square
i want billionaires to be illegal. there is no societal gain from one person amassing this much wealth
i want insanity to not be forced upon others. men can't become women just because they're desperate to become the girlfriend they never had. faggots cannot approach children and tell them faggotry is ok. be a lunatic in the privacy of your own home, you're not allowed to push it onto others

>>213562749
The entire Harris campaign was so pathetic and out of touch that it wasn't even funny, it was just embarrassingly cringe. Like that level of second-hand embarrassment you feel when you see somebody just utterly humiliate themselves.
I can't even believe it was real.

>>213564668
>Once Dems cut out the trannies
Yeah once Dems cut out the trannies and the anti-whites and the pro-immigration and the communism they'll have a chance of winning.

You know, once they stop being the Democrats in every meaningful sense. Then they'll win. You gott me.

>>213567576
You want White Juche. Welcome brother.

>>213558653
why do MIGA faggots still think trump is some regular run-of-the-mill wholesome right of center republican guy?

>>213555442
Mullen endorsed the commie running for mayor of nyc. It's so over chudbros

>>213567576
>i want a high trust society. where people can leave bikes on the street for half an hour without them being stolen, a society in which supermarket shelves don't need to be locked
This only happens and continues for longer periods of time in ethnically homogenuous smaller countries that still have some values. America will never be like this again, it isn't possible.

>>213568327
Because that's exactly what he is. He licking kike butthole just like any other establishment politician, democrat or republican.

>>213554861 (OP)
Jimmys friendly with a lot of those guys, Tom Shillue (who people often forget become the Red Eye host for a couple years after Greg left for his new show) used to regularly appear in skits on Fallon

>>213561988
t.Noah Samsen