Thread 213555227

Arthouse and Classics

Patsy edition

>QotD
With regards to comedic performance, do you prefer cartoonish exaggeration or deadpan understatement?
>Bonus
Favourite film about showbiz?

Previous: >>213530714

Queen of /film/

Queen of /yid/

I’m outraged that I had no idea what was going on

>>213555227 (OP)
Modern french comedies are overrated or plain bad. This one was really bad. Like really awful.

Princess of /film/

>>213554997
Is there any reason why this has to be THREE FUCKING HOURS? Same with Drive My Car and The Brutalist. I don't have the patience for these lethargic three hour dramas but three hour epics? Sign me up. Honestly, I'd rather attempt Satantango than try my hand at another three-hour padded gookslop drama.

>>213555352
Picrelated is top 3 funniest films I've eve seen, yes I prefer it to the first.

Canadian actress Sara Montpetit

>>213555853
Kurdish or Maghrebi ancestry?

>>213555853
I like this pic of her a lot. Shame it's not available in higher resolution.

>>213556024
Mikey Montpetit

>>213555973
cannot find any info

>>213555973
>Kurdish or Maghrebi ancestry?
>>213556093
>cannot find any info
Her ancestry is dancer.

https://www.agencerbl.com/en/talents/sara-montpetit

The one true Canuck queen of /film/

>>213555824
I'll give it a try.

I liked this one "un ours dans le jura" it is a bit cliche but overall really good

>>213556207
Looks lie a cuter younger Marie from Breaking Bad

>>213556207
For me, it's Alexandra Stewart

>>213555824
fact: the best spoof of james bond is not that but rather stephen chow's from beijing with lvoe

what can I expect?

>>213556217
Watch the first film first, some think it's better.

>>213556459
Is Sharon Tate in it?

>>213556161
I tried looking up her ancestry and all it did was tell me Lily Collins' ancestry instead. Not even kidding lol

>>213556207
>>213556402
>>213556024
>>213555853
Mogged by Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix

>>213556512
Doesn't matter, it was just a joke about her bushy eyebrows.

>>213556511
no but everyone knows roman polanski was a pedophile and that while obscurred from the public sharon was complicit in its concealment making sharon tate marie polanski no better than the roman possibly even worse who knows and whats more possible is that her death was brought upon by her haunted secrets which kept her from having a good nights rest anymore questions?

>>213556658
I love Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix

>>213556671
Thanks

what are some good films set in classical antiquity? preferably not jesus flicks...

>>213555227 (OP)
>QOD 1
I prefer the comedic performance of Mr Grifter from Sun in the Last Days of the Shogunate
It is both comic and deadpan

>QOD 2
Dragon the Bruce Lee Story

>>213556512
>Harperfag posting his own imdb list and acting like he just found it

>>213556685
Sharon Tate could have used her kung fu training to kill Roman

Dman you guys are waifufagging hard today.

>>213555227 (OP)
>QOD
Both can be good, both can be bad.
>Bonus
Blackout (1997).

Just a correction, i said on the last thread that you can hear the Duke of Prunes melody on the World's Greatest Sinner soundtrack, but i went back and listened and it's not Duke of Prunes, it's Holiday In Berlin, sorry.

>>213557310
Sorry

>>213555227 (OP)
Any good conspiracy films? Feels like I've seen most. "Single person" conspiracies like Spoorloos (mysterious killer kidnapping a woman methodically) can also work, but I'm thinking about a Eyes Wide Shut type of conspiracy.

Morning Gadonbros

>>213557813
(I know conspiracy is for multiple people, I just want the idea to be clear = one or more people plotting, preferably a group)

>>213557800
Thanks.

>>213557813
There was no conspiracy on EWS though nigga. The whole thing was a psyop to get Tom cruise to think it was a conspiracy. Really it was just a bunch of fuckers going to sex party. And being degenerate. The conspiracy was all a show.

>>213557896
It's still a conspiracy by definition. They literally conspired against him.

>>213557813
>>213557842
Have you seen Point Blank?

>>213557813
The Tenant
Perfume of the Lady in Black
Footprints on the Moon
The Ipcress File
The Spy Who Came In From the Cold
The Testament of Dr. Mabuse

If you're not averse to silents, also Dr. Mabuse the Gambler and Spies (Fritz Lang)

>>213558002
Never seen that Footprints movie, thanks! It actually seems quite good.

>>213557911
Yes but it is a red herring still. And I wanted to be precise and exact with my terms and concepts because technically Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay can be considered a conspiracy film.

>>213558034
No problem. Just thought of another similar one, Identikit (with Elizabeth Taylor)

>>213558168
I understand what you mean, but conspiracy can mean secret accord between parties against one, so it still fits.

>>213558171
Cool, I don't know much about Italian movies I guess. I saw House with Laughing Windows again recently, still holds up.

Bros I'm so horny I need underrated gooner kino asap (preferably from Japan)

>>213558410
Not underrated but Mujo.

>>213557145
i dunno...spartacus and ben hur come to mind. perhaps some of shakespeare's plays adapted to film, such as julius caeser, midsummers night dream or cleopatra?

>>213557813
i avoid conspiracy films because of their tendency to generate distrust in verifiable conspiracies next question please

>>213558627
Nice blog

>>213558627
ok

>>213558410
Sex Hunter

>>213558627
You better learn to like conspiracies, you're living in one.

>>213558002
>If you're not averse to silents
This is /film/, you shouldn't say this, if he is he doesn't belong and should leave.

>>213558683
im glad you asked. when things are mediated to you in a production, with rules regarding what can be included in its production and a narrative that has been curated to have a mass of people come to experience the same thing, then it can be viewed in no other way than an instrument to manipulate the attitudes, and thus behaviors, of a people. not to mention that this material is often experienced through a screen which causes further dissociation of the real world making the performance seem less real than it already is. >>213558798

>>213557145
The italian Hercules films.

>>213557145
okay try jason and the argonauts 1963 and quo vadis 1951

>>213557145
Alexander Nevsky

>>213557145
Tora-San’s Arab Adventure

>>213557245
That's not my list… I can see why you'd think that though.

>>213556671
At this point I'll be disappointed if she isn't at least a LITTLE Jewish.

We're all a LITTLE jewish here.

>>213559796
I probably am actually, way back in the lineage.

>>213558410
The works of Hisayasu Sato.

>>213555227 (OP)
>QOTD
I like 'em /wacky/
>Bonus
Sunset Boulevard :)

>>213560040
Which Kinskino?

>>213558410
Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

>>213557813
Frankenheimer's Manchurian Candidate

>>213560197
Unfaithfully Yours (1984)

>>213560040
Should've kept the mask on permanently.

does anyone have a link to Tsai's Walker movies? I'm missing No Form, Diamond Sutra, Sleepwalk and Where

>>213559796
Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix are 100% not Jewish.

Max Fine - I like his style!

>>213560540
We're a tolerant bunch in this general so I'll let the homosexuality slide. The rudeness is another story.

>>213561035
Like Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix, Max Fine is not Jewish either.

>>213561076
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt

>>213561075
Just take the ass getting.

>>213560459
Downloading now.

>>213561299
Enjoy fren. I went in with fairly low expectations and was pleasantly suprised by how funny it was. I need to see the original 1948 one still.

>>213555227 (OP)
>>213560040
Based /wacky/bro

>>213559926
I was about to mix race with a Jewish girl back in school days. I wanted to give her a little Hapa Jewish baby but alas she and I went to college across the country and it never happened

>>213560632
Sexdawg literally linked his entire filmography about a week ago

>>213561035

OH MISTAA SHEFFIEEEEEELD

*cue laugh track

>Enter Maxwell

MS FIIIIIIIIINE

>>213562070
only Sand was there

>>213560302
Haha, le pedo joke. Dumbfucks.

>>213562647
Stay mad.

>>213562832
?

>>213556471
one of the most meandering boring pieces of shit it have seen and I liked Happy as Lazzaro

Smells like mother's crazy sister Kate...

Anyway here's a picture of Nora Miao.

Anyway here's a picture of Amanda Fix.

After Letterboxd turned into troonboxd. What is the best alternative option now. Trakt?

>>213563523
Mad mag is not /film/

>>213563654
RYM's film section
It's a well kept secret

>>213563654
You're really afraid of WOMEN.

>>213563670
Aren't the ratings skewed as these listings are for the soundtracks of the movie?

>>213555227 (OP)
>Bonus
Not my favorite but a weird gem

>>213563740
Just shill movies with god-tier soundtracks.

>>213563740
No

That being said, I do imagine a film having a strong soundtrack gives it a rating bump. Blade Runner is #43 on the overall charts on RYM, I don't think it's even on Letterboxd's top 1000

>>213560014
safe edgy tranny core

>>213564063
t core = good core

>>213564142
Not at all.

>>213564063
Why do trannies like goreslop so much

>>213564183
Yes at all.

>>213564219
It's good, ask them directly.

WHERE DID THE BIRTHDAY ANNOUNCEMENTS GO

>>213564376
I forgot Farmiga's birthday :( it was last Wednesday

>>213564428
Vera is so sexy and fine.

>>213564578
Based Sexdawg. It's nice to know at least two /film/ posters appreciate her. I'm looking forward to the new Conjuring next month.

>>213563654
There really is no good alternative, they are all shit. I stopped tracking all together.

>>213564724
Nice. I haven’t seen Conjuring since the first one but I’ll sit through them all for Vera.
Have you seen Bates Motel? If so would you recommend it? I like Psycho. Love Vera. But I am hesitant to start the show just in case it ruins either of those two things for me.

If you're not tracking what's even the point of watching films

>>213563654
we suport LGBTQ+ right in this general CHUD

if you're not tracking how do you know what films you've watched?

>>213564923
>>213565026

Join us
>>213564818
>>213564818
>>213564818

I might just use RYM to make top 50 or top 100 lists. I need it for music anyway. I hate it when you're making a playlist and can't remember a single song you like.

>noooo! they were innocent of killing the victim becuse they were atheist socialsts!
No, they killed him, fuck you 70s communist films defending criminals just because they are communist. I have enough of your hipocresy.

>>213564885
>Have you seen Bates Motel? If so would you recommend it?
I watched the first season ages ago but I can't speak on the quality past that. I also like Psycho and if you love Vera, it's hard not to enjoy it to some degree. It's also pretty easy to self-insert if you too are a young guy into mommy Farmiga. She dies near the end unsurprisingly so I didn't wanna devote all that time watching the rest.

>>213564885
>>213565907
Thought you were talking about Vera Miles (who's still alive) for a sec lol

>>213566008
I like her too. Super cute in The Searchers.

>they're talking about Farmigross on my general again
I see red.

>>213565849
Many such cases, especially in the 70s for some reason.

>>213555227 (OP)
>QOTD
I like it when Nigel does the funny walk on the telly.

>Bonus
Inland Empire or Irma Vep

>>213555853
Cutest Canadian actress and the cutest francophonic actress.

>>213564063
Ok dude, whatever. I watched his films over 15 years ago and not once i thought of trannies, not even in Rafureshia where the guy actually ends up crossdressing.

>>213566452
>Everyone who says something i don't like is Kyle

>>213565907
Yeah. I figured she would be dying somewhere during the show. And desu mommy farmiga would be the main reason why I’d start. I’ll probably get to it eventually, but it’s television so I know I won’t be seeing more Farmiga than occasional midriff and hopefully some feet.

>>213566456
>Cutest Canadian actress
Crazy talk.
>cutest francophonic actress
Batshit insane talk.

is David Lynch's Dune /film/?

>>213566842
Obviously

>>213566490
*taps the sign* “Everyone who says something I don’t like is Kyle. Everyone who says something I do like is a well-disciplined Kyle.”

>>213566520
She is still in the final season. She just plays “Mother” instead of the real Norma, who is dead. The show is extremely incesty. In season 2 Norma’s brother comes into the show and you find out they were screwing each other when they were teenagers. Hence, her incestuous proclivities towards young Norman. They have a Mulder/Scully will-they-won’t-they relationship. Recommended for all mommyfags and Verafags (the venn diagram for these is a perfect circle).

>>213566622
…Cutest francophonic Canadian actress?

>>213566842
You shouldn't have to ask if anything is /film/, if you don't know on a gut level what is and isn't/film/ you're not ready and in fact you're ngmi.

>>213567063
They will always give away time when a kyle becomes much harder because he does something they hated to a woman for him at home from there but then we are the best to know if he's doing what we know for you in their situation because it's really worth how we need more information

>>213567063
>>213556207

We're all struggling to make sense of the above post here.

>>213567259
What?

>>213567265
Cutest francophonic Canadian actress who was born on a Tuesday morning at 04:36AM, who is right handed, who had 2 dogs and 5 cats as a child, who wipes upways instead of downways, who has acted in a remake of the 1982 Samuel Fuller horror film White Dog and whose favourite colour is red. The cutest actress in this category to be sure.

>>213567259
Incontrovertible facts, king. Speak your truth.

There's a remake of White Dog?

>>213567843
White Dog Black Devil

White Dog is not a horror film btw.

For me it’s Black Dog (2024)

>>213568025
Racism is the biggest horror on this earth.

For me it's Black Dog by Led Zeppelin

>>213568049
Black Dog and Chien Blanc should have a crossover and fight.

>>213567063
Reading this made me realize you and I are sometimes eerily similar in posting style and filenames, except I'm not fixated on Bresson.

Evening Fixbros

White dog, black dog, at the end of the day we’re all part of the k9 species.

Still dog

>>213568307
Amanda Fix likes the k9 species

>>213568366
Her love for them is carnal. Don't deny it.

>>213568366
Cute!

>>213568213
Don't worry, we can tell the difference.

>>213568366
>>213568413
You just know.

>>213568349
Underrated post

TSPDT or Sight and Sound ranking?

Sarah Gadon likes dogs too

>>213568520
Kinema Junpo

>>213568562
>Canadian
>Woman
>Dogs
Who's gonna tell him?

>>213568562
You know the replies you're gonna get when you post something like this so why even bother?

>>213568520
2024 /film/ ranking

>>213568580
>>213568594
Wdym?

>>213568213
>scene where a waifu feels betrayed and violated when she finds out she's actually being fagged by two different anons
All /film/omena can be made sense of through the lens of a Crone flick.

>>213568520
S and S.
We come ooonnnn the Sloop Jeanne D...

>>213569197
Irons' performance in Dead Ringers is unbelievably impressive. Shame his filmography is pretty uneven. He's in way too much crap for an actor of his caliber.

>>213568628
Unironically this

I are 2 much and now I’m bloated UGH

>>213567259
Lmao this nigga str8 up yapping up the auto word detector on the phony phone SPLAT

>>213569379
same DESU

>>213557813
The Parallax View
https://youtu.be/vhztDt7-QT8?si=ZgTAsb6c629RJnxU

>>213569197
See, you even brought up Cronenberg and Brian Wilson! Love those guys man.

>>213570009
We love Cronenberg here. He's a Gadonbro like us.

>>213570244
You like him strictly for waifufag reasons though.

le sigh carrie 1952 has infidelity as one of its major themes

>>213569197
>>213570009
You Brian Wilson fags should check out the new Umlaut album, Desolë.

>>213570638
Are they really made up of former Mr Bungle bandmates?

>>213571184
Yeah, it's Bär McKinnon's (the sax/keyboard player of Bungle) band, and for this album he got former Bungle drummer Danny Heifetz to join (they both live in Australia for some reason).

>>213571319
Nice, I shall search soulseek later.

>>213571478
Give it a listen on bandcamp:

https://umlautbarmckinnon.bandcamp.com/album/desol

Approved /film/ TV shows?

>>213571849
The Return

>>213571849
Mad Men is like if Ozu and Rohmer had a baby, but it was American.

>>213571849
Wayward, starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon

>>213571849
Dekalog
Riget
Berlin Alexanderplatz

Dick-a-log
Bidet
Burlesque Scatinmypantz

>>213571922
Are you serious or making a joke? I've never seen it, but if it really is how you're describing i'll get on it soon.

>>213572092
The first couple of seasons have that vibe because they are actually shot on 35mm film and everything is period accurate. Sadly later seasons switched to digital.

>>213571849
Family Guy.

I need help. I want a girlfriend to have sex with. Now, I'm an incredibly socially inept individual, what films have dialogue that I could copy to make my interaction with my dates easier?

>>213572468
Just watch Mad Men. About a third of the show is flirting and bedroom talk

>>213572468
I don't remember making this post.

>>213572092
Plus the opening is basically a Saul Bass intro

https://youtu.be/e3GVgwmTqyc?si=qmNim_B1uhE_9HQ3

>>213572468
Swingers

>>213571849
Northern Exposure

>>213572562
>>213572481
Thanks. I don't like tv shows too much but Christina Hendricks tits kind of make me want to watch it.
>>213572542
I want to stop being a virgin before my upcoming 30th birthday.

I have never watched a single episode of Breaking Bad, The Sopranos, The Wire, Better Call Saul and Game of Thrones.

>>213572645
Good luck anon.

>>213572667
Breaking Bad seasons 1 and 2 are /film/ the rest of the show is great but attracts the slop crowd.

Better Call Saul is like Mad Men’s stoner little brother.


Never seen Sopranos


The Wire is a cinema verite masterpiece but it’s honestly not worth bothering with this show on 4chan.

Game of Thrones is straight trash. That’s the only show I actually regret watching.

Do you guys know any religious movies about the early Church? I've seen the silent film Quo Vadis and the Tragedy of Man which has a section that takes place in Rome but I want to see more like that.

>>213572961
No but i'm interested too.

>>213572961
They would never do that because it would expose the truths that early dynastic aristocrats of the church have modern descendants who still benefit from the generational wealth of centuries old influence. And it all leads back to Israel.

>>213572961
>>213572979
Ah, I almost forgot about Ben Hur. The silent movie has some insane sets and sequences. Worth watching.

>>213572961
>>213572979
Rossellini's Acts of the Apostles

>>213573073
How do Roman aristocrat converts have any connection to Israel when they were in many cases reviled by Jews who had to be rebuked in a council

>>213573356
The modern division of race based hate is a psyop for the masses. The elites don’t give a shit it’s all about power. They have moved past their differences for over a century.

>bullet ballet (1998)
>haru (1996)
>angel dust (1994)
>hakuchi the innocent (1999)
>the crazy family (1984)
>picnic (1996)
>burst city (1982)
>blue spring (2001)
>gemini (1999)
>evil dead trap (1988)
i downloaded these nip films today
which one should I watch first

>>213573699
All shit.

>>213573699
none

>>213573699
Gemini

>>213573699
Angel Dusssss

Good gay films?

>>213574345
Tropical Malady

>>213574345
Wake in Fright

>>213573699
Crazy Family.

>>213574452
Wrong
>>213574694
Correct

>>213571849
>obvious picks, much-discussed
Twin Peaks
The Kingdom
Fassbinder's work for television
>less obvious
Tanner '88
Rectify
Patriot
Deadwood
Our Friends in the North
>mainstream picks
The Sopranos
The Wire
Gilmore Girls/Bunheads
The Americans

Has anyone made this joke before? You have to be a huge Charlottehead to get it...

>>213575420
>tfw no hot daughter to make music with

>>213573699
Burst City.

>>213575529
Make one, there's still time.

>>213575529
>>213575573
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Bluechew is a chewable tablet that makes your cock real hard. Just fill in a form and send our customer service pictures of your soft cock, and our physicians will take good care of it.
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>>213576050
Man, ever since i started taking blue chew i've been ripping through all my Mack Weldons.

>>213575573
>>213576050
*laughs in momcest*

>fucked Brigitte Bardot
>fucked Isabelle Adjani
>fucked Jane Birkin
>fucked Anna Karina
>likely did not fuck Charlotte Gainsbourg (but certainly had the option to do so against his better judgement)

Bow down to the real King of /film/.

>>213576276
>murmur of the heart remake with becca
why hasn't this been made yet

>>213576347
I will never forgive him for defiling my precious rose François Hardy though

>>213576347
Now do this post with Klaus.

>>213576513
*Françoise

>>213576405
Can't believe I've never heard of this. Malle, you crazy bastard!

>>213576347
We should all act like Serge. What helps me act like Serge is sounding somewhat like him, minus the age, cigarettes, alcohol, and frenchiness. But I'm somewhere in his vocal range :3
>>213576513
He put the Hardy in Francoise Hardy

>>213576805
Anglos are incapable of the necessary joie-de-vivre to be like Serge.

>>213576874
Dalleposter's Finnish.

dead ahh thread

>>213576513
Bro, you the guy who made the /mu/ thread?

>>213576805
Vocaroo now, pick a song of his and sing to us. Do it or you're a coward.

>>213577415
Weird how I know exactly who you're talking about despite crossing paths with them only a few times.
How long has that anon been posting Hardy on /mu/? I remember he admitted to falling head over heels for her after seeing the /tv/ meta thread I made shortly after her death. Can't really blame him tbqh

We're all falling head over heels for her here.

>>213577928
He used to make a few threads last year, but then he disappeared and now yesterday he made a new thread saying he's still not over her.

I've never had a sexual interaction with a woman without paying for it.

>>213578588
Holy based.

We're all paying for it here.

>>213576405
Because it would be too successful and cause a momcest endemic

>>213578790
Imagine that

>>213576773
I need to watch this to hear Lea Massari's natural voice instead of shitty Italian dub. I have another French flick with her and Michel Piccoli alreayd downloaded.

I can already imagine certain anons seething when they open /film/ and see momcest being discussed ITT not once but twice.

>>213578940
Fuck em.

>>213573699
Watch Evil Dead Trap and find out that the Wanster stole the entire visual style and plot of Saw from it. John Kramer owes Ikeda royalties. The movie was funded by a porno company so most of the actors are JAV stars. I’m not sure if they were supposed to make their deaths uncomfortably erotic, but the gore + stock JAV moans is very disconcerting.

>>213571849
The Twilight Zone, The Prisoner, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Columbo, Atlanta, Twin Peaks, True Detective season TWO.

>>213578588
Every guy is made to pay for it one way or another! *crowd hoots and hollers* Am I right or am I right folks? Now how many y’all like sex?

>>213578956
I too subscribe to Hitler's views on slavs.

>>213579008
Maya + boobs = instant (You)s

ChronologicalTsai is dead and we killed him.

>>213579184
Good, fucking "effortposts" that were 60% recounting the plot.

>>213579064
>I too subscribe to Hitler's views on slavs.
Hehe.

>>213579245
>""""effortposts""""
Shit sounded like some script where he was trying to pad out a YouTube video to ten minutes. Per post.

Yeah can I get an effortpost; hold the effort?

I want a /film/ effortpost, no cinema, waifutrannies instead, a bit of momcest and an old song.

>>213571922
>>213572092
it's absolutely nothing like that, but /SCDP/ was peak /tv/

>>213579899
>it's been 12 years since we were "joking" that Don was the Zodiac killer
how times flies

We're comparable to a Frank Zappa band.
>deep knowledge on our craft
>perfectly capable of putting in effort to pull off something outstanding
>but we simply love goofing around most of the time

>>213579810
This guy knows what's up.

>>213574694
Ironically, true for once.

>>213580000
Stop fooling yourself.

>In the Hand of Dante (2025) 1080p WEBRip x264 2.0 YTS YIFY
THANKS YIFY
>THANKS YIFY
THANKS YIFY
>THANKS YIFY
THANKS YIFY
>THANKS YIFY

We're all fooling ourselves here.

Ballet practice hours have come again.

>Mahjong.1996.REPACK.1080p.BluRay.Remux.AVC.DTS-HD.MA.5.1-ZQ
orientalism grift sisters, we're eating good today!

>>213581632
how much mahjong is really shown in mahjong 1996?

>>213581687
I don't know, but if you want an authentic mahjong scene I recommend Hello, My Dolly Girlfriend (2013)
My pulse has never been that high watching a picture. My hands were sweating, I got shortness of breath. I got just as tense as I did when I played mahjong irl years ago.
It of course requires knowing mahjong to know what's going on. But if you know, it's incredibly tense.

I don't know, but if you want an authentic bathhouse scene I recommend No No Sleep (2015)
My pulse has never been that high watching a picture. My hands were sweating, I got shortness of breath. I got just as tense as I did when I bathhoused irl years ago.
It of course requires knowing bathhouses to know what's going on. But if you know, it's incredibly tense.

>>213582514
the best mahjang ive come across to date was featured in a medium that i consider better than film in illustrating the creativity of human ingenuity, and its name is akagi. there was also saki, but it took on an a less than masculine approach to the art of mahjong by including too many women, too much moe and not enough vigor. okay i checked out your recommendation and by its inclusion of sex have decided that it is trash filth that deserves to be discarded immediately.

>people playing dominoes but le chinese is the height of storytelling
Grow up

Who is the Carmelo Bene of the 21st century

>>213575372
I can agree with everything except the Americans. Weak directing and it’s one of those shows everyone’s like “it gets really good after 26 episodes”

>>213575420
Did Charlotte get Riced or something? I’d pass on her myself t b h wit you

>>213576050
Does BluChew actually work? I was on bof viagra and cialis back in 2021-2023 and neither really did a lot for me. The viagra seemed to work but only half the time.

Christ what a garbage thread

>>213576347
IN WOLKING HEEEAAAAA. Ahhh face

>>213584278
>waifufags present
>threads are shit
>waifufags missing
>threads are tolerable
simple as

>>213578588
Same here but really no matter what you won’t have one without paying. Because we all have to go and spend money on dates, buy flowers and other trinkets, invest in time with them. All in all doing it the natural way could cost more money and time vs seeing a professional but the upside is a loving partner which is a much better deal than sex.

>>213579008
I wish modern JAV was integrated in the industry more like it was in the past. Imagine seeing the newest Hamaguchi or Kiyoshi Kurosawa film and Melody Marks shows up. Or June Lovejoy or Lily Hart.

>>213571849
Lonesome Dove

>>213579899
It is though. The similarity is that all of them are dialogue driven narratives with very minimal stylistic structures. All of the films and show are beautiful to look at. But they are not really driven by the style like say 70s filmmaking and beyond.

Criticism wise Mad Men is also one of those “nothing happens” shows much like Ozu and Rohmer. (I disagree of course). But it’s like that compared to say Breaking Bad, Saul, Game of Thrones. And isn’t director driven like Twin Peaks.

>>213584432
Not true, there are men who just get to exist and women have sex with them for nothing in return and I fucking hate them and want them to all die.

>>213581632
>>213581687
This film sucks. This is the peak of Yangs orientalist grifting as this is his race mixing movie.

>>213584757
:)

>>213582986
>Chinese dominos knock down puny Gwailo dominos
-Bruce Lee

>>213584757
That’s like 1 man for every 1000 though.

>>213584740
there are dozens of better examples, something like Peyton Place or Executive Suit, or even The Valley of the Dolls, are more suited to Mad Men than Ozu

>>213584918
*Executive Suite

>>213584272
How old are you, more or less?

well /film/?
https://letterboxd.com/jpjameshansen/list/best-experimental-films-of-the-21st-century/

>>213584918
Well just like Ozu it’s people talking in rooms either at work or domestically both in the same era with the same wardrobe. The only difference is in directing style.

>>213584943
32

>>213577415
>>213577928
>>213578455
I must come clean, that was me. Not even Harperbro knows the sheer magnitude of my harem.

>>213585128
Lmao

We're all people talking in rooms either at work or domestically here.

>>213585128
It's a mental thing, unironically and in all honesty. Only a +50 years old boomer with clogged arteries has a reason to take viagra because they just can't get it up organically speaking. But you are in the prime of life. Work on your anxiety issues.

>>213585273
Well as you can see I haven’t been on it in 2 years and can get it up again just fine. But the time I did use it I wouldn’t recommend it

>>213585149
Gross swarthy coalburner

>>213585366
You'll never be as remarkable, famous, talented and impactful as Quincy Jones. You're nothing.

seanpony bake

>>213585543
Too early.

im watching the duelists on the recommendation of anon in past threads and if i must go on tolerating the films shortcomings, such as the snap-shot like scenes of the duels, a clear insult to choreography and cinemtography combined, then let my complaints be known.

>>213585461
Why would I want to be black

>>213585543
Too late.

>>213585641
better than being a paki

>>213585777
Got his ass.

I would make the new but I'm out of dough. Many such cases.

its up

>>213585812
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>>213585812

>>213585626
You specifically asked for films with gentleman’s duels in them. Not everything is going to be gr8

>>213585822
Your edish & qotd are taunting me.

>>213585777
Bodied that freak

>>213585822
Damn it, what a dreadful OP.
I will let the anon masses decide.
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>>213585940
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>>213583068
Bitch likes chewing.

bump

>>213581632
I remember when the only available file for this film was the laserdisc rip. You spoiled brats.

>>213586741
I appreciate you preemptively posting the picture, it's nice touch.