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Anonymous No.213556168 >>213556451 >>213556494 >>213556544 >>213556576 >>213556601 >>213556647 >>213557757 >>213558937 >>213559043 >>213563887
is he the next big "auteur"?
Anonymous No.213556376 >>213556438 >>213556528 >>213556571 >>213562242
Was it worth it, Zach? Your oldest friend, just so you could finally be a big shot? Was it fucking worth it?
Anonymous No.213556438 >>213556571 >>213557031
>>213556376
>Kill you're friend, and I'll give you everything you've ever wanted. They won't even remember Miss March...
Kino if true
Anonymous No.213556451 >>213556493 >>213556573
>>213556168 (OP)
WKUK ended like 30 years ago.
Next? Big? My ass.
Anonymous No.213556493
>>213556451
WKUK made a comeback during the pandemic and now it's over after Trevor died, last thing they will release is Mars and IT STILL hasn't come out
Anonymous No.213556494 >>213556509 >>213563805
>>213556168 (OP)
Barbarian was okay I guess. Gross though. Like not something I want to watch again. What else has he made recently?
Anonymous No.213556509
>>213556494
Weapons
Anonymous No.213556528
>>213556376
Sacrifice ritual
Anonymous No.213556544 >>213556593 >>213556906
>>213556168 (OP)
He has sex with Sarah Paxton every night
Anonymous No.213556571
>>213556376
>>213556438
>I sacrifice
Anonymous No.213556573 >>213559489
>>213556451
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
YOU HAVE FUCKED UP NOW
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
Anonymous No.213556576 >>213560453
>>213556168 (OP)
Anonymous No.213556593 >>213556750 >>213560685
>>213556544
She's wasted on him. He doesn't even enjoy it. He just stares at the wall as he thrusts robotically while the guilt eats away at what little is left of his soul.
Anonymous No.213556601
>>213556168 (OP)
I want to gently kiss Zach on the lips
no homo
Anonymous No.213556647 >>213556673
>>213556168 (OP)
Hollywood doesn't allow for auteurs anymore.
Anonymous No.213556673 >>213559062 >>213561073
>>213556647
oh?
Anonymous No.213556750
>>213556593
That's an interesting cope
Anonymous No.213556906 >>213557663
>>213556544
She's quite old now, she was in the Marilyn Monroe movie
Anonymous No.213557031 >>213557629
>>213556438
I like Miss March. He should be proud of his kino slop low brow comedy roots
Anonymous No.213557629 >>213558540
>>213557031
So sad we never got a stream with all the guys watching Miss March, Trevor was proud of it while Zach hated it
Anonymous No.213557663 >>213557729
>>213556906
She’s only 37
Anonymous No.213557729 >>213560580
>>213557663
I meant to say she hit the wall hard
Anonymous No.213557757 >>213558906 >>213558957
>>213556168 (OP)
No because film is not art. It's Jewish slop. Auteurs are reserved for actual arts created by whites.
Anonymous No.213558540 >>213560390
>>213557629
Really? I mean for a raunchy sex comedy near the end of that genres hayday, Miss March was a silly fun time. It's been a while since I've watched it though. It always made me sad that WKUK never did a movie featuring the whole gang, but at least we got Civil War on Drugs.
Anonymous No.213558906
>>213557757
Lumière's, Edison, Griffith, Dreyer, Ford, Bresson, Welles, Godard
most important film figures of all time, all white
go the fuck back to /lit/ or whenever you came from if you have such disdain for the subject matter of this board
i spit on you
Anonymous No.213558937 >>213560552
>>213556168 (OP)
Yeah, "auteur" have told Trevor to stop putting his shitty comedy raps in WKUK.
Anonymous No.213558957 >>213559465
>>213557757
Lumière's, Edison, Griffith, Dreyer, Ford, Bresson, Welles, Godard
most important film figures of all time, all white
go the fuck back to /lit/ or wherever else you came from if you have such disdain for the subject matter of this board
i spit on you
Anonymous No.213558965
ahh yes the guy from Miss March
Anonymous No.213559043 >>213559163 >>213559418 >>213559457 >>213559486
>>213556168 (OP)
Directors who have gotten $20 million upfront and 20% of first-dollar gross:

>Peter Jackson for King Kong (after the LotR trilogy)
>Christopher Nolan from Dunkirk onward (after the Dark Knight trilogy, Inception and Interstellar)
>Zach Cregger (after Barbarian grossed $45 million and Hollywood folks read the script for Weapons)

Really makes my synapses fire
Anonymous No.213559062
>>213556673
>independent film produced by a production company based in New York
>Hollywood
Anonymous No.213559163
>>213559043
interesting
Anonymous No.213559418
>>213559043
*Zach Cregger for Resident Evil (after Barbarian grossed $45 million and Hollywood folks read the script for Weapons)
Anonymous No.213559457 >>213560519
>>213559043
I'll kill two of my best friends for $10m upfront and 15% of first-dollar gross.
Anonymous No.213559465 >>213560388
>>213558957
All Jew glorified pornographers or shabbos
Film is not art. Even comic books or video games have more artistic value. Kick rocks and dilate.
Anonymous No.213559486 >>213559503
>>213559043
It couldn't be because he killed his chud friend who was starting to name the Jews, could it?
Anonymous No.213559489
>>213556573
anon PLEASE be QUIET!
Anonymous No.213559503
>>213559486
OY VEEEEEEEEEEY!
Anonymous No.213559521 >>213559550
If Zach Cregger was black like Jordan Peele, his name would be
Anonymous No.213559550
>>213559521
Zach Nigger
LOL
Anonymous No.213560388
>>213559465
false, and i piss on you now after spitting
Anonymous No.213560390
>>213558540
They had a script for a movie where it was all five of them and they were dealing with the apocalypse, they never managed to make it and when This is The End came out their manager said that Seth Rogen stole their script

We're getting Mars at some point but it's an animated movie
Anonymous No.213560453
>>213556576
Shurt… match… wall huhuhuh
Anonymous No.213560519
>>213559457
Man, you don't have two best friends.
Anonymous No.213560552
>>213558937
They were funny though.
Anonymous No.213560580
>>213557729
(((Mexican))) genes.
Anonymous No.213560685 >>213562334
>>213556593
> sex robot sex robot
Anonymous No.213561073
>>213556673
Walkin has the impressive exterior of the character, but motivation is said to be poorly drawn. he doesn't understand conservative gone off the deep edge, which hardly happened IRL vs the left that wanted lockdown/mandates to be permanent like full blown China tyranny.
Anonymous No.213562242 >>213562433
>>213556376
Im glad Im not the only schitzo who thinks this might be the case
Anonymous No.213562334 >>213562444
>>213560685
>COMING TO YOUR TOWWWWN
>DO YOU WANNA GET DOWWWN?
>AWWW HELLL NO!
Anonymous No.213562433 >>213563986
>>213562242
It's very obviously retarded. Moore talked about the exact kinds of surface level conspiracy theories that most normies buy into anyway, the idea that "THEY" thought he was a threat is beyond stupid.
Anonymous No.213562444 >>213563481
>>213562334
What did we learn here today?
Anonymous No.213563481
>>213562444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRAcfyNgPb8
Anonymous No.213563805
>>213556494
Barbarian was really, excessively handfisted "women are le... abused!" metoo era slop. I thought it was dumb and silly and took itself too seriously overall, though Justin Long did get some solid comedic moments.

Weapons was a much less autistic social commentary film and if anything had sort of an opposite commentary compared to Barbarian that I thought read on some level as anti-abortion (evil witch female sacrifices children for personal gain and vanity). But just generally speaking it was a lot better.
Anonymous No.213563887
>>213556168 (OP)
"""Elevated""" horror directors are dime a dozen now. He'll be forgotten about in a few years.
Anonymous No.213563986
>>213562433
It's one thing if you talk about surface level conspiracies that most normies buy into, it's another thing if you only talk about the ones that are for real.
Anonymous No.213564060
Sailing past the son of Psycho + those zoomie Aussies, when Cregger becomes the Nolan of Horror let's hope he finally addresses the /tv/ accusations of having killed Trevor Moore in exchange for his directing career (???)
Anonymous No.213564518
Did he do a gallon of PCP before writing the garbage that was Barbarian