Thread 213557952

Was 'dain right about coffee? Also rec me his best episodes for those who've watched his stuff. I saw the Chicago ep with him eating deep dish pizza and hot dogs it was pretty kino ngl

'dain in the 'log!

>>213557952 (OP)
>Cook up a spoonful. Cook two.

>>213557952 (OP)
>fuck a negro
>fuck two

>>213557952 (OP)
Zero episodes. He's so far up his own ass it's a wonder how anyone found him compelling or entertaining.

Whoa! Check out this badass over here. Better not look at him sideways!!

if he doesn't care about the coffee why is he walking to a """bodega""" (convenience store for y'all flyovers) instead of just doing it at home

>>213557952 (OP)
He's a disingenuous faggot, he's only dismissive of it because it's something white people like, he'd never be this cavalier about sushi.

>>213557952 (OP)
>Eat your cheating girlfriends pussy. Taste a weird rancid cream flavor. Have a cold pint in your hotel room alone while wondering who is fucking her at 4 AM. Think about how some guy is taking her places shes never been. Wonder why she hates you when she has nothing in common with you. Try not to imagine her getting turned inside out like the steak you ordered rare instead of medium rare for some reason. Wonder why her pussy smells like oysters. Google your girlfriend. Do it 299 more times. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with what google says your girlfriend is doing with other men, but tie the noose anyway. Choke slowly. Tip over the nightstand as you flail. Check the tightness of the knot by dropping harder. Check yourself out. Meanwhile shes enjoying the ride.

>>213557952 (OP)
White people bad, the "food" show

>>213558251
It's still a lot more work than simply waiting unless you're fine with instant coffee.

>>213557952 (OP)
Mumford and Son motherfuckers will make insanely good coffee. Some people legitimately have never had good coffee because there's so much shit out there, but in this instance he's likely being a performative hater and doesn't like coffee in general, so he drinks it for the caffeine like the druggie he is.

>>213557952 (OP)
He stepped over the line with that Mumford and Son name drop. That's when it became personal.

>>213557952 (OP)
He was right. You just had to read between the lines.

>>213557952 (OP)
>sweet

This faggot added sugar to his coffee? Lmao

>I don't care about coffee
>Goes on about how his coffee has to be prepared in a certain way

What a retard

>>213558421
kekd

>>213557952 (OP)
>'dain
I hate you faggots so much

*stomp*
*clap*
>HEY

>>213558435
Sugar and Milk is how you drink coffee. Have a coffee creamer as well. Have two.

>>213557952 (OP)
coffee tastes like shit unless you add a ton of calories to it

>>213557952 (OP)
>some man-bun mumford and son motherfucker
i imagine his audience looks like this

>Watch your girlfriend fuck a young kid
>Watch her fuck two
>Check in on her
>Hang yourself

>>213558273
>Google your girlfriend. Do it 299 more times

>>213558421
He sure likes coffee.

>>213557952 (OP)
What a pretentious faggot. I don't care if my coffee is served to me by a scantily dressed twink or David Duke. I just want it to taste good. Glad he killed himself, but I wish he would have fucked it up and ended up with locked in syndrome.

>>213558421
heh

>>213558321
>put coffee and water into coffee maker
>turn it on

You don't associate with the culinary world and try to present yourself as some punk rocker badass like ACKdain did. It's cringe. At most, you can be some hardass sperg like Ramsay who gets angry with the """craft""".

>>213557952 (OP)
Strong words