Thread 213558300

AH! AH! AH! AH!

>>213558300 (OP)
Doesn't the show suggest that she's axsexual, and just watches porn for sex tips, and does sex just for the social ranking benefits.

>>213558300 (OP)
me and the school bully after I watch him kick my brother's ass

You see, it's film (instead of porn) when the camera moves around a little bit and goes out of focus

>>213558300 (OP)
looks like tifa lockhart

>>213558300 (OP)
>woman keeps her bra on
Classic 2020s humor.

>>213558300 (OP)
Context and show?

>>213558300 (OP)
Bros stroke game fuckin sucks

>>213558300 (OP)
wtf is that shot

>>213558348
Girl is having sex with her boyfriend's bully while he calls wondering where the hell she is

Ana de armas?

>>213558324
based roastie

>>213558355
You would know, power bottom.

>>213558300 (OP)
And millenials complain that Zoomers dont want to see such blatant porn tier sex scenes in their tv shows

>>213558320
She's def not asexual, lol..the tips part sure

>>213558372
why?

>>213558372
What’s the fucking show?

>>213558392
3/10 doesnt really work cause it's obvious to the person that does the fucking too

>>213558329
>porn has literally better cinematography than movies

>>213558418
imagine not knowing

>>213558372
So scripts are just being written based on r/cuckoldcaptions posts?

>>213558339
she would be fucking Barret

>>213558398
LMAO, this looks like a parody

>>213558418
Euphoria, how is that even a question? It's in the filename of >>213558398
And the show is shit, just look up the clips if you want to fap

>>213558398
I think an argument can be made that sex is just a means-to-an-end for her.

>>213558397
The massive overreaction to Euphoria is genuinely a phenomenon that needs to be studied though. I've seen thousands of people calling for Sam Levinson to be locked up. For what? Showing that teenagers (played by people in their 20s) have sex? No other generation reacted like this to sex scenes and it really seems like the entire generation has an unhealthy relationship with their sex drives. I think that Tony Soprano saying "AJ should be out there banging co-eds!" was right

>>213558398
That looks like Sydney sweeney.

>>213558441
objectively, what is the most kino porn?

>>213558465
half the show is comedy, and it's funny as fuck
>>213558484
Sydney is the one they're yelling at

>>213558320
>asexual
As real as lesbianism, gender identity and other schizophrenic nonsense that the Jews came up with in a board room laughing their asses off as they psyop the young population into ruining their lives permanently.

>>213558486
Probably something from the 80s or 90s.
NYL2 has another 3-day animation challenge starting tomorrow.

>>213558444
>here's that 30+ year old high school student I was telling you about

>>213558514
I think there are genuine asexuals out there, but it's lost in the wash of "I'm a woman with a low sex drive and I wanna feel special" and "I'm a guy who likes jerking off but doesn't wanna put effort into meeting people" bullshit

>>213558486
No idea but I googled Virginia Bell from the other thread and found some vintage black and white porn that looked kino (sadly without Virginia). Didn't watch them yet tho, I'll fap to them later.

Who watches shitty shows like these? Teenage girls? walled single women? gays?

>>213558539
she's based

>>213558300 (OP)
I can’t find anything on euphoria wiki about this. The only guy she hooks up with is Nate and some random Tyler dude who wasn’t even her bf.

>>213558543
>"I'm a guy who likes jerking off but doesn't wanna put effort into meeting people"

>>213558486
eastern european girls leaked only fans.

>>213558494
>and it's funny as fuck
Toilet humor is disgusting, not funny. After the tranny feet in mouth, now I have another reason to not watch this shit.

>>213558494
Who are the girls behind the milf?

>DAAAAAAAD IM ACTING!!!
>GETTING FUCKED BAREBACK ON CAM IS THE SAME AS ACTING!!

>>213558553
people who enjoy art. The show is a spectacle

>>213558320
No, she is careless about who she has sex with, and uses sex in a manipulative way, but she wants it (at least some of the time) and is more heteronormative than Nate who acts straight but is obsessed with dicks.
Which is a shame because I wanted her to have an affair with Minka Kelly in s2

>>213558554
The dad is literally me.

>>213558553
mostly girls and faggots.

>>213558554
Wait is this show meant to be an actual parody?

>>213558553
I'm a 37 year old straight white male and i watched it twice. It's pretty good. Great soundtrack.
>>213558589
nobody cares fagot

>>213558449
Practically canon at this point. Cloud simps for Aerith entirely too hard in the reboot man.

>>213558300 (OP)
Why does he grab her hair? Doesn't that hurt her?

>>213558300 (OP)
>terrible backshots
>dude is holding her hair by the tips so it's pulling her hairline rather than her scalp
>clothes still on

Why are kike directors so bad at sex, bros?

this entire show just makes me want to practice a lifetime of total celibacy

>>213558553
People who don't need a storyline.

>>213558614
What's with the rash on the side of that tranny's ass? Hormone injections?

>>213558620
Well I've got good news for you!

>>213558611
nah more of a hyper-reality

>>213558614
why does every show for women roam around sex? it's always sex

>>213558614
>nobody cares about degeneracy
That's their problem

why americans are so degenerate? this shit makes me feel so empty

>>213558652
i'm married

I read a fanfic about a football player who got injured and his gf banged the guy who injured him and she came harder than she ever did with her bf when the guy said he hurt him purposely.

>>213558660
>show for women
It's for teen girls

I like how posting two people having simulated sex is enough to make 60 people suicidal and angry

>>213558652
Boom! Got him!

>>213558660
>why does a show catering to walking penis holes between their legs with lumps of fat in their chest to feed the babies they produce after being inseminated by a male revolve around the very act that they were created by nature for?

>>213558680
Isn't this the plot of Friday night lights or close enough lol

>>213558408
Because it's hot.

is sex really that great? seems like you'd be shitting bricks thinking what if you got her pregnant

>>213558660
you wouldn't get it
>>213558669
i don't think that's the show
>>213558684
true kek i can't believe they are actually butthurt like those losers on reddit and twitter, not even memeing..this place is a joke now

>>213558669
I'm sorry it hurt your little feefees.

>>213558680
Make it a hockey player, and that could easily be on the shelf at Barnes&Noble.

>>213558372
now I'm gonna watch your show

>>213558494
It has its moments here and there, but not without having dragged out boring scenes of hysterical teenagers with a cry-baby face hogging up the majority of the episodes. The fucked up thing is that there is zero character development, there are no goals, and at the very end of it all, nothing really changed for any of their positions. Characters who are portrayed as dysfunctional suddenly have to be explained to the audience because suddenly we have to feel bad about them, and others make the same mistakes over and over, worrying about what another character might think of them and therefore not doing anything helpful. The show had some interesting scenes, but you know exactly what to expect from the upcoming season: some sex scenes, some tits and not much else. All the whores do their cry face and hysterical mumbling and then get their tits out for a minute.

>>213558596
>GETTING FUCKED BAREBACK
Being able to see her bare back is not what it means

>>213558372
Holy fucking based NTR

>>213558701
I don’t know but I like stuff like that for some reason. Not cheating as a whole but the girl is such a whore she does stuff like this.
Girl cheats on bf with some guy at a party?
Lame.
Girl cheats on bf with his dad?
Depraved as fuck.

>>213558447
It was nine years ago when that FX comedy did an entire episode about a guy watching his gf fuck black dudes while sitting next to her rambling about what a "genetically inferior beta male" he is

That was the first time I thought writers need to get off the fucking internet

>>213558722
the dramatic scenes around Zendaya's character are great though, best part of the show

>>213558744
Do you by chance read AO3 fics?

>>213558479
Most Americans are mentally ill because of christcuckery. I think having your foreskin removed does something to your psyche in the long run.

>>213558709
yeah dude idk. Back in the day you could say "man that chick's tits on Spartacus were great!" and another dude would agree with you and then conversation would move on. Nowadays you say "this character had sex" and you have some SJW pull her hair out, some zoomer starts sobbing, and some incel sets himself on fire

>>213558708
Sex with a condom genuinely barely feels like anything cause why would it? Your dick isn't in contact with the pussy walls.

>>213558673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxY7b_lJ56s

The fans of this show are literal faggots with no standards(redundant) or coomers hoping for the merest crumb. It's unreal how pathetic these threads are.

>>213558614
giwtwm

>>213558300 (OP)
I'm never going to have a girlfriend.

>>213558809
we're straight though

>>213558809
Most of the people in this thread hate the show, though.

>>213558598
What a stupid nonsense response. We can tell you're not winning any intelligence awards.

>>213558809
90% of the replies are retards having a tantrum over the concept of sex and you're trying to act like show fans are the problem?

>>213558809
>there can be no way people like things I dont

>>213558820
Good. Chronically online 4chooners should not breed.

>>213558708
>seems like you'd be shitting bricks thinking what if you got her pregnant

That's how I spent most of high school. It's awesome when you know she's on the pill, but the fucking stress of timing and pulling out and all that was a fucking nightmare.

The worst one was a chick who was a week late and I was so fucked up I didn't even remember screwing her.

>>213558820
they're more trouble than they're worth these days. shit-tests aren't worth the pain in the ass, and the pussy is never worth it. and i've fucked 10/10s. still don't get why guys ruin their lives over pussy.

>>213558765
>Zendaya
The first season's story that revolved around her was good. The second jumped the shark the moment she tried being a hardcore drug dealer, like wtf was that. It was like Stranger Things arc where Eleven met with the runaway kids; it was all useless.

>>213558553
For me Euphoria has a similar appeal as something like Dexter.
>distinctive visual style
>themes about urges or addictions (main one is actual drugs here rather than killing people)
>sometimes it's more of a serious drama with serious character studies
>this is contrasted with other times when it becomes absurd and comedic, and the absurdities have more impact because the show doesn't always feel that way

>>213558773
Sometimes but not often. I try not to read stuff where it’s a guys pov. I do listen to erotic audios but that stuff isn’t as easy to find. Theres a few “mom bangs bully” stuff but I like to keep it simple with gf or wife stuff. Also where the girl gets forced and gradually gets into it. I listened to one that was really good where a girl fights with her bf and she gets forced at knifepoint in an alleyway before she starts begging for more and returns to her bf saying she just needed a little walk.

I don't understand what the appeal of this show is if you aren't a woman, a fag or a tranny.

>>213558785
Nobody uses condoms except hookers.

>>213558669
it's funny because it's a remake of an israeli show which isn't anywhere near as degenerate

>>213558895
I hate reading first-person-POVs. I like third-person but focused on the perspective on one person. Kinda like GRRM's writing style.
Kinda ashamed, but some of my hardest loads have been blown to Harry Potter fics.

>>213558300 (OP)
Women are so pathetic. Imagine trying to LARP as the better gender when the only reason you're not a slave is because men allow it. This is also reflected in sex, where despite all of women's LARPing of strength and independence they still yearn to be thrown around like a doll and get fucked hard by a huge violent man. Women are embarrassing lol.

nice thread you got going here janny

>>213558919
Ok but how about we step into reality now?

>>213558860
>and i've fucked 10/10s
No you haven't faggot.

>>213558372
Just like my eroticas

>>213558372
Cuckbrains are literally mush

>>213558914
I guess the real question is: How do you know why this show would appeal to women, fags and trannies?

>>213558981
tits or gtfo

>>213558372
Hey, this is just like in my Japanese NTR sex comics

Isn't Zendaya in this show? She's by far the biggest name on the cast, so why is she never in any of the clips people post here?

>>213558860
This. Maybe it's an age thing. Marriage is an outdated system from a time when life was really rough. These days it's a financial death trap and humiliation ritual for men.

All jews should be killed.

>>213559052
cuz her scenes are not controversial and don't guarantee a good (you) influx

>>213558372
>Hunter will never cuck you with a BBC

why even live in this trash world

>>213558320
Being asexual or lesbian doesn't stop women from having sex with men.

>>213558809
this

>>213558444
>imagine not knowing some shitty TV slop for zoomers which it's only appeal is having shitty sex scenes
I can imagine, easily.

>>213558660
>All of society tells women that their purpose is sex and breeding
>Men only value women for their sexual attractiveness and nothing else
>Men make this very very clear to women, telling them that they're worthless after 30 or 25 or however old
>>Why are these women so obsessed with sex?

>>213558785
Maybe that's if you are cut and desensitized by it, or from being a deathgrip coomer, or both.
As an uncut guy with the ability to keep his porn and jerking habits under control while dating, condom or not doesn't make a dramatic difference for me. Condom has the benefit of helping last a little longer + being able to finish inside her

>>213558447
>The writers thinly-vieled fetish

And they wonder why no one pays to watch their trash anymore.

>>213559077
>All jews should be killed.

What's the matter chuddy, still seething that women find you repulsive?

>>213559025
>degeneracy
>women being whores
>literal tranny character
>petty high school drama and gossip
>exaggeration of the complexity of the social dynamics and inner lives of high school students
I've gleaned that those are all present in the show from reading the occasional thread about it here. Those are all thing that appeal to women, fags and trannies.

>>213558954
As soon as I read “I” I’m out unless it’s the girl who you can read her own thoughts about it. I have a few rapey fics I favorited on ao3 but they’re mostly stuff like monster or tentacles. Theres a few “ugly fat” dudes raping the women too. Also some age gap stuff like a girl and her mother in law.

>>213558444
You're kidding, the folks behind Euphoria despise and defile one particular religion? Shocking.

Executive producers

Sam Levinson
Kevin Turen
Ravi Nandan
Drake
Adel "Future" Nur
Ron Leshem
Daphna Levin
Hadas Mozes Lichtenstein
Gary Lennon
Mirit Toovi
Tmira Yardeni
Yoram Mokadi
Jim Kleverweis
Zendaya
Will Greenfield
Ashley Levinson
Hunter Schafer

>>213558999
i've also raped gay faggots like you. what are you gonna do about it?

Satanic show.

>>213558397
Xoomers do not have sex, so they react like a whipped dog to the idea. It's not healthy, they are not correct, and you should NOT encourage them.

>>213559110
Feel like you're the one with the sensitivity issue if condom and raw don't feel that different

>>213558809
no, they're BBC cucks and faggots. every webmd i see of this show is either bmwf, cucking, or something gay.

>>213559077
Jews have nothing to do with this.

>>213559133
>As soon as I read “I” I’m out
Literotica is the absolute worst for that shit. I'm convinced that site is only used by Boomers.

>>213559077
THIS

>>213559136
A veritable Tel Aviv phonebook this one

>>213559121
why did you post your own mug?

>>213559144
yeah. it's kike-made slop. you expect it to glorify that which is good?

>>213559177
Boomers and Indians I think. Ironically that’s where I read the football player story but it’s a shithole to sort through things. There’s a few stories here and there I can find but then I realize there’s 20 more “sequels” and then i just stop.

>>213558300 (OP)
So what’s the hit rate for millennial/zoomer jews being porn-brained closet-bisexual autogynephilic wiggers? I swear to god it’s gotta be like 99%, kind of a strike against diversity that these people can be here for so long and still be so fucking samey. You see it with asian males too, crazy easy to pick out online, extremely samey.

It's funny in retrospect to think I completely skipped out on this show that somehow managed to spawn the entire next wave of young stars. I guess it was kind of like the edgy teen show Skins back in the late 2000s/early 2010s that a few British stars emerged from.

People keep telling me I should care about these people, but I've never seen any of their work. The only one I knew in the cast was Maude Apatow.

I've still never seen Zendaya, Elordi, or Schafer act before. I watched half a Sidney Sweeney movie once.

I fucking love violent assholes so much. Idk why. The idea of cartoon bullies being rewarded with 10/10 pussy makes me so fucking wet. BTW Jacob Elordi's ass is like a Greek statue

>>213558539
post the yo voy vid

>>213559159
It may depend on the type of condom, if it's too robust (thick) or too tight then yeah it can be a drag.
But if it's the right fit + thin enough + I've abstained from cooming for long enough + I don't have whiskey dick or anything, then it's about the same

>>213559220
I think all of the good authors now reside on AO3 and HF. There are still some gems on LE though.
Tags on LE are a Chernobyl-level disaster though.

>>213559140
Why are you gay?

>>213559266
My issue with HentaiFoundry is that a lot of it is by low IQ morons who think literally writing out hentai complete with sound effects and cliche dialogue is somehow worth reading. I like the prose stuff. But most of it is nonsense by teenage retards

>>213559256
>The idea of cartoon bullies being rewarded with 10/10 pussy makes me so fucking wet
Did you really see the OP and shit all over yourself?

>>213558883
>drug dealer arc

Back in the day my friends and I became a small time drug dealing gang, within a three to four city area, we had a pretty good presence and client base, we got up to the point where we were flipping 1/4lb of weed and maybe 1 oz/coke a week. Overall its small time but my point here is that we basically never came across a female drug dealer. Almost never. I cant recall any. There was this one fucking crazy bitch with a nitrous tank but I dont even think she sold drugs, she was just a nitrous junkie who occasionally sold balloons.

Basically, I dont buy into shows with female drug dealer characters but this show kind of made me nostalgic for my drug dealing days.

When I (begrudgingly) watched Euphoria because my wife was binging it while I was gone, I kind of liked the drug dealer character and the face tat kid because it reminded me of this little fat Mexican freshman kid who we kind of ruined his life.

We started selling weed to this little fatty, lets call him Andres. First he was just smoking it but then he started selling it. Well Andres started to exceed expectations, fast. This little tubby fucker was quickly one of our best dealers, he was moving a comparatively good amount of shit for us but he had a bad habit of getting caught over and over. One time we were all eating lunch and this retard was smoking weed at the table. Sure enough the school cops came and started patting him down. When the cop found the weed in his pocket he started yelling out “Yo thats my dick stop grabbing my dick” which the cop did not find funny, and he got expelled.

At the delinquent school he was still selling weed for us but once he started doing coke this kid was done. He got drunk, snorted a bunch of coke, stole a golf cart then crashed it and got caught and we never heard from him again.

Selling drugs to rich kids made for some fun times but mostly it was just to smoke weed for free and get my hands on psychedelics.

I miss those days

>>213559300
To each his own. One weird thing about HF is the weirdly high number of sexless Harry Potter fics on there.
I'd expect that on AO3, but HF?

>>213559319
Awww! Someone's angry that a girl likes sex! It's okay, I won't do it with you <3

S1 Euphoria was unironically good

>>213558372
Jews.

>>213559345
Do you actually cum to reading out "GLUG GLUG GLUG HARDER SENPAI GLUG GLUG GLUG DON'T GET ME PREGNANT!!!" If so...how?

>>213558324
There is a surprising amount of cuck porn with this premise. I feel bad for bully victims.

>>213559256
You'll simply never be a woman

>>213559343
I enjoyed reading your post.

>>213558763
Was that you're the worst?

>>213558355
Typical whiteboi sex.

>>213558372
Can’t find anything about this in the show. Why lie?
>>213558701
Not at all. Wtf are you talking about

>>213559128
are you implying straight men are into those things? and you're serious?
>>213559136
your point?

I haven't had sex in 6 years

>>213559388
Not at all. I was just expressing that some people might like that.
Me personally, I like stuff heavy on actual physical descriptions.
A lot of stuff written by women seems to never actually describe what people look like. Cup-size and stuff like that.

>>213558514
From experience with a roommate I'm pretty sure asexuality can be real to some extent, as a result of things like sexual abuse trauma. She doesn't want sex with any other person, calls it "icky sticky" and so on, though she also does have a vibrator in her room which she sometimes carelessly leaves out in visible places

>>213559300
HF pisses me off. Bad enough I gotta wade through rule34 stuff without seeing Naruto harems for the 100th time and then here comes these shitty stories with “uhh what if Deku fucks that girl from bleach in front of her husband lol!”

Cheating with actual characters from shows and comics pisses me off more than original characters.

>>213558922
Uhhhhh... mods??

>>213559429
>Not at all. Wtf are you talking about
Isn't Minka Kelly the gf of the guy that gets crippled and then she fucks John Carter from Mars?

>>213559077
>is... is that... p-people having s-sex... on PREMIUM CABLE?! BUT I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX. HAVE SOME CONSIDERATION, JEWS

>>213558300 (OP)
I am an older millenial so I'm not the target audience, but there really is something weirdly disturbing about how much Euphoria and Sex Education glamourized degeneracy for high schoolers. When I went to high school it was not a degenerate circle where everyone did crack and fucked each other and cheated on each other every 5 days. And no it was not like that even for the hottest and most socially outgoing kids. The few people who did act like that were not glorified, they were considered fuck up weirdos.

>>213559430
Why are her tits inflating

>>213559449
>It's another Harry Potter gets isekai'ed to another franchise fic.
Why are there so many?

>>213559430
>are you implying straight men are into those things?
No I'm implying the exact opposite you illiterate retard.

>>213559488
atmospheric pressure
>>213559499
but you said only women, fags and trannies are into the show

>>213559488
She's breathing deeply.

>>213559443
No, it's not real. It's a Jew mindfuck creation. You are under mental siege. Please understand the horror of your situation.

>>213558300 (OP)
>LITERALLY zoomer girls on my big daddy dick

>>213559513
>but you said only women, fags and trannies are into the show
You're genuinely fucking retarded bro. Learn to read.

>>213559483
>why is a show made by jews obsessed with underage degeneracy

Is nofap a meme? I need a change

>>213559471
Not what happens in the show my man

>>213559527
Schizo fat ass moment

>>213558922
based?

>>213559490
>it’s a “Harry Potter fucks Draco Malfoy genderbent” fic
>it’s a “Harry Potter fucks hermione in front of Ron” fic
>it’s a “Harry Potter fucks Ron’s daughter” fic

I don’t get how anyone can do this. Even if it’s a character I like I would not be able to write shit like that.

>>213559483
>glamourized
You are retarded. Nearly every character is miserable due to their drug abuse and/or promiscuous sex. The only happy one is the virgin girl, a theater girl who writes and directs a school play where she dunks on all her degenerate friends and family.

>>213558300 (OP)
Did they actually have sex to film this or his penis tugged somewhere behind her legs?

>>213559432
Satan is cruel laughing at that poor monkey.

>>213559587
At this point, the writing conventions and fanons around Harry Potter constitute their own universe seperate from the actual fandom for the books.
>Susan Bones always has fat tits.
>Hermione always has a great ass.
>Ron is usually a chad.

>>213558444
wow its a jewish show that uses some goblinamysterymeat mutt as a 'Xstian" whore to demoralize white people

>>213559602
There are brightened versions where you can actively see his dick that they removed on repeat broadcast so the answer's obvious

>tfw dick so big it has to be edited out

>>213559574
>encouraging CP
Fuck you

>>213559522
Oh I'm fully aware I'm under mental seige from that roommate, in a bunch of other ways (narcissism), but not from her being asexual which is something she rarely talks about and doesn't affect day to day life for anyone else there

>>213558660
why does every female written fiction story involve rape

>>213558372
Woman moment

>>213558300 (OP)
Why is this ok but if she took the sports bra off it’s crossing a line?

>>213559661
It's your problem for living with a woman you're not having sex with.

>>213559532
"I don't understand what the appeal of this show is if you aren't a woman, a fag or a tranny."

then

"I've gleaned that those are all present in the show from reading the occasional thread about it here. Those are all thing that appeal to women, fags and trannies."

then

">are you implying straight men are into those things?
No I'm implying the exact opposite you illiterate retard."

Make it make sense my guy

>>213559706
She's unattractive and mostly acts in an androgynous or masculine way, if she identified as straight I still wouldn't want it

>>213559721
Makes perfect sense retard

>>213558300 (OP)
Bra