Finger Cutting Demon Edition
Brief thoughts on the horror movies I watched this morning:
>I Heart Willie
I went in thinking it would be abysmal trash since it's another Steamboat Willie horror movie. Up until the final 20 minutes or so, it's bad, but that last 20 minutes puts in crazy amounts of work. Now, it doesn't save the movie or make it even average, but at least some of the movie is enjoyable.
>Don't Peek
FF #202. It does enough that I liked it, but it's no better than a 5.5/10. Once again, if you find tapes/film/discs randomly in your new house, DO NOT WATCH THEM. Just get the fuck out of there immediately. At least this one being set in SoCal means it makes sense why the couple didn't own a gun.
>Ash
This was so incredibly meh and a 4.5/10. It's very watchable and some will like it, but holy shit does it waste time going over the same shit multiple times. If you cut this down by 10 minutes, I'd be a vast improvement. The pace is so bad and feels like a 2 hour long movie while only being 95 minutes long. Just a ton of wasted potential.
>>213561010>Once again, if you find tapes/film/discs randomly in your new house, DO NOT WATCH THEMWhat are you talking about? Why should anybody not watch a tape they found in their house? Itโs not like you are advising someone not to check out a creepy sound while alone in the woods at night. There is no reason to expect a tape to be dangerous.
>>213560843 (OP)>Not finger cutting alienDisappoint
>>213561445I hope it's your forever home then.
That lighting in your pic is great, make it look like the room is flooding
I just finished watching sleep away camp! what a crazy little movie. honestly besides all the murder and shit it looks kinda fun. baseball, water balloons, volley ball, swimming. is that what camp was really like? the kids are actually pretty good actors too. it was a pretty fun little murder mystery deal and the ending got me hahaha.
>>213561269>6 hours of bad moviesthank you for your service haha
>>2135623014 hours and 15 minutes and only 2 of the movies were bad. At least neither of them were 100% shit from start to finish.
>>213561445the tapes are homemade porn about 80% of the time
source: real estate parents
>>213562481And snuff films the other 20%. You canโt lose.
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>>213562240thats probably what camp is still like
>>213562809Life ruining levels of autism
>>213562910maybe he had freaky ghost sex, you dont know. the bitch is a flautist.
>>213561445I bought a couple old cheap dslr cameras from a pawn shop. one memory card had like family photos and the other had weird creepy low light test shots of like beer cans and books. So based on only that Iโd say your odds of getting cursed is about 50/50
>>213562910Claire hands typed this post
>>213561445Is she new horror kween?
>>213562959>anon reminding me to destroy the prints and negatives before I goThanks anon
>>213562481>the tapes are homemade porn about 80% of the timeI've bought a lot of boxes of tapes from estate sales and I've yet to come across a single homemade porno. The only blanks I've found that wasn't a movie or TV were vacations or some mundane function like a birthday party.
>>213560843 (OP)Cannot believe how bad this show is. Episode after episode of introducing some plot point or idea which the characters immediately forget about and don't investigate. Weird shit happens to characters and then they just go to work and don't tell anybody about it. The church just allows the most obviously evil and psychopathic person ever to work with them to handle "potential liabilities" in spite of the fact he isn't a lawyer and they in fact have a lawyer on their payroll.
It's mind boggling to me that people think Weapons is good.
The entire movie feels like a 45 minute short film that was padded into absolute fucking OBLIVION. The movie drags and drags and at the same time, just brushes over the kid and the witch storyline with completely pointless slop wtf.
Insane idiot plot, requires the cops and FBI to actually be retarded. Love how the Cop has info on where the kids are and doesn't even fucking Radio it in what the fuck? Cops don't even give a fuck a cop has been missing for hours nor has radioed in for hours nor returned to the station at the end of the day. Also they don't even follow up on the Junkie. Teacher and Father don't bother to call the cops nor let anyone know the fucking LOCATION OF THE FUCKING CHILDREN.
I feel like I am taking crazy pills when people are ranting and raving about this movie and the good reviews. It really feels like Horror as a genre has hit rock bottom, and people will just accept any crap as "good" if it has a decent marketing campaign.
>>213561269Even anon is eating slop!?
/hor/ has fallen...
>>213563804I post all the time. I watch pretty much anything, especially low budget FF movies. Wouldn't have seen Project MKHEXE if I didn't just watch whatever sounds good.
>>213563348>Graham Greene gives an exposition dump>Leaves
>>213560843 (OP)>show is a thinly veiled erotic blacked fantasy for married women
I've been staring at this list for 20 minutes now, and I still can't decide what to watch next
>Liverleaf
>Clear Cut
>Decoder
>The Terminal Man
>The Discartes
>In A Glass Cage
>>213564021what the fuck are those movies? Are you a horror hipster?
uuuuh so wait did sydney sweeney just crush jesus to death
>>213563348I on the other hand would pay good money to watch a horror movie that has a native theme that is NOT gonna turn out to be wendigo.
Jesus fucking christ on a space saucer.All that ''history''.All that ''culture''.Don't they fucking have literally any other boogeyman ,other than whytman or wendigo to put in films?
>>213564121All their history and culture died when you people killed them all
>>213564104it was the Antichrist
>>213564101nah, just a guy who's already seen most of the stuff out there
>>213564160but the DNA was from the nail that killed christ so no?
>>213564021Liverleaf is great and she does nothing wrong
Would kill for this to get adapted into a film. Probably one of the best horror books in actually visualizing a totally fucking batshit Cosmic horror situation that feels like it would translate to screen amazingly. Especially when you realize Goblins are essentially children, hopped up on psychedelics and meth and running around with knives murdering people.
Great body horror in it as well.
Sadly we will only get 40k slop on screen, but if I was heading GW, this is the one I would want to get put out there and made into a horror movie with a director that has a great eye.
>>213564104Technically, she killed a baby but if she was convinced it was jesus or a demon at the time, or otherwise insane, she's off scot free as far as catholicism is concerned however if was a man made virgin birth of a supernatural being, Catholicism says to smash it harder, and she doesn't need any kind of absolution so much as praise
There is of course the final option she killed the baby knowing it was just a baby in which case she's probably fucked when it comes to judgement
asian horror is so shit it's unreal.
asian cinema is so shit it's unreal.
>>213564321How about this, a horror movie, about a ghost, who's a girl, with long hair who does a death rattle sound.
>>213563852>Project MKHEXEStill have to download and watch this. Thank you for your reviews based anon, you are very welcome here.
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holy fuck why did none of you say this shit was actually good. haven't been this engaged by a film in a really long time
had some silly moments here and there but that ending, that was really fucking grim
to think hulu of all companies made this
>>213560843 (OP)What's a good unknown phycological horror I can watch tonight?
>>213564224I figured it was just you need the DNA Christ to create the Antichrist (a corrupted Christ) or something.
>>213564381>holy fuck why did none of you say this shit was actually goodwe had tons of threads when it released. It was very popular here. And also, literally last /hor/ started with a gif from this. I bet that's how you found out about this
>>213564378>you are very welcome hereUntil I run into the "all modern movies suck" anons and of course those that only care about 60s & 70s Italian stuff.
>>213564368The Japs should've stopped after House. Everything since has just been one futile attempt after another.
>>213564394The Eye (2008)
>>213564394Wounds with Armie Hammer. It's a fantastic deconstruction of a certain type of person
>>213564381First movie from that director is also great
>>213564381>that ending, that was really fucking grimbut it's a happily ever after
>>213564508I am not one of them. I will give anything a chance and have seen plenty of modern movies that I enjoyed. I do have a soft spot for Hammer and 80s slashers with scantily clad or nude women though.
>>213564530>Wounds with Armie Hammer.Looks kino, I'll check it out. Thanks
>>213560843 (OP)loved Weapons, whole theater had a good time and laughed at the funnies and screamed at the scaries. Only jaded boomers are miserable about it.
Last 20 minutes were the best thing ive seen in a horror comedy since Evil Dead 2.
>>213564836I've heard nothing but good things. I hope a clean release happens sooner rather than later.
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>>213564565oh shit didn't even know it was by the guy that did spontaneous, i liked that movie
i also see he's got two more films coming up, one is in post and the other is in development
>>213565651>Rec>Cube>Heavy Metal>Jeepers Creepers>Nosferatu>The Descent>The Howling>The Omen>The Serpent and the Rainbow>The Wicker Man>Virus>Event Horizon>The Amityville Horrorthese are all good
>>213563294>>213563761Hey I wanted to like it. The premise is cool and I like Michael Emerson. It's just not good.
>>213565813Nah you're wrong
>>213565837hmm i don't think i am
>>213565900You are a cuck who watches X
>>213565739Seconding this.
>>213566003Ah there it is
>>213565651REC
Barbarian
It Follows
Late Night with the Devil
Smile
ignore this boomer
>>213565739
>Entire series is in found footage style
>Final entry loses its identity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw4SlIr-uS4
A little late to go after a "wider audience"
>>213566189Anon should watch Late Night and ditch the rest.
>>213566189>ignore this boomerNah, I'm a Gen X born in the Summer of Sam. I freely admit, I've seen more older movies (pre-2010) than new ones. But I still enjoy new movies.
>The Substance>Alien Romulus>Beezel>Salem's Lot>28 Years Later>The Night Eats the World>Final Destination Bloodline>Terrifier 1 & 2>A Quiet Place trilogy>The Hallow
>>213565651Yeah some of them are peak but you've managed to pick one of the few titles called The Innocents which isn't a horror movie so much as a war drama. If someone rec'd it to you they probably meant an earlier or later year
>>213566435Gen x. Youre 40 bro.
>>21356652948 to be precise. Still not a boomer.
>>213566529Not that anon, there's no real agreement on the dates. Some push it back to late 70s, but the google AI says 1965 โ 1980, so anon could be 45+ and still be within genx range.
>>213565651>>213566189Smile, Barbarian, and Late Night are dogshit
Don't listen to this anon
>>2135665781964 was the end range of the boomers.
I don't mean to be controversial but I think anyone who enjoyed Midsommar should die horribly and the world would be a better place after their necessary death
>>213566688This retard was actually impressed by that garbage
>>213566578>the google AI says 1965 โ 1980This also doesn't make any sense. The "baby boom" was contributed to the end of WW2 and the returning soldiers and relative prosperity the Western countries had afterwards.
1965 - 1980 people were already having smaller families than before.
>>213566675And if I just like looking at it with the sound off?
All I was thinking about throughout this was how easy it would have been to be a serial killer back then
>>213566675>I think anyone who enjoyed Midsommar should speed up the timeline to Logan's RunSci fi nerds can't cope with folk
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>>213566741>The "baby boom" was contributed to the end of WW2 and the amount of sex returning soldiers hadYes. The war ended in 1945. The boomer gen is considered 1946 โ 1964, so that does seem a little long.
>>213564590>dat bush slightly visible through the negligee>>213565651of those
>rec>cube>heavy metal>jeepers creepers>nosferatu 1922>the howling>the mothman prophecies>tourist trap>event horizon
>SHOUT Factory BDs for Friday The 13th 5-7 are on torrent sites
Are they any different from the 8-disc collection set? Improvement to A/V quality at all? Don't really want to rip all 3 discs to compare, but will if I have to.
>>213566969fuck off boomer
>>213566947I think they window is typically until the ones born earliest, 1946, turn adult (18-20) though.
>>213567007>>213566741The new gen starts when the 1946 gen starts having kids. I guess that makes sense.
>>213566969I've had the picture on one of my drives for years now and never noticed that. Good eye, anon.
>>213566578Then what is a millenial?
>>213566969> >dat bush slightly visible through the negligee
guys im so tired of plebs instantly complaining about a movie because things weren't entirely explained like why cant plebs just accept that things are the way they are because thats how they need to be for the movie to work? why do they need answers and resolutions for every single plot point that was introduced 40 minutes into the film but ultimately doesnt even matter at the end?
>>213567194They spend most of their life watching youtubers and social media where everyone needs to have a "take" this is all on top of being raised by things like Harry Potter and Marvel movies where they explain everything that's happening every 5 minutes so some chinese guy doesn't complain about "not getting it" and making the movie fail internationally.
>>213565651Lowlifes is good
>>213566994i'm not even in my 30s
u mite b a fag
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>>213566675>mfw reading this post
>>213567532Cute Christmas tree
>>213567242> so some chinese guy doesn't complain about "not getting it" You mean an American. They literally dumb things down for Americans.
There's a little bat that keeps getting into my house every night for the past four nights, what does this mean?
>>213567596Quite literally not fucking true. You're so confident while being wrong you're probably french.
>>213567604Is the bats name Tyrone? And it visits your wife every night?
>Weaponsthe plot hole movie. why did you guys like this?
>>213563348>More Wendigo filmsmid.
>>213567673>the plot hole movie.lmao okay deadmeat subscriber
>>213567650Literally true. lmfaoo.
British humor and movies are subtle.
They literally dumbed things down in Harry Potter for the americant audience.
HP is just one example. This is a well known. Are you kidding me?
They dumb things down for Americans.
>>213567604It could mean you're getting a visit by a vampire like this
>>213567673what plot hole?
>>213567701>British humor and movies are subtle.please kill yourself. 99% of british humor is shit like this
>>213567760Keep coping low iq american.
Still less crass and crude and stupid than american โhumorโ
Midsommar is good, I just wish retards would stop pretending literally anything in his movies was created by Ari Aster. There's seriously people who'll see a paimon sigil or a flower crown and go OMG ITS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE.
Still not as obnoxious as people who immediately think anything that asks you to actually watch it instead of having a youtuber explain it to you on a third screen while scrolling on your phone and watching fortnite is boring.
>>213567564Based. I think I saw Midsommar in theaters four times total including the director's cut. Mentioning this really pisses off the resident spammer for some reason kek
>>213567604Throw a blanket over it then stomp it with a stool like Suzy.
>>213567604Picrel is visiting ur wife
>>213567805You already outed yourself as a desperate retard by spelling it humor without sneerquotes the first time. You don't know what you're talking about, you're just a friendless loser and probably underage.
Feel free to kill yourself any time. Nobody will mind.
>>213567757>when you're on the surface nstead of the sewers during a nosferatu vtmb run
>>213567853Same, bro. I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times. For whatever reason it really left an impression on me that summer. I've watched many better horror films since then but I still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.
>>213567724>>213567757>>213567786He hasn't transformed into anything yet, maybe on the 7th night.
>>213567853Never, bats are friends.
>>213567662>>213567857Why are you guys like this?
>>213567867> friendlessAre you a girl? Very feminine insult. lmfao
>>213566675t. idolized Christian
>>213567813>Midsommar is goodlol
>>213567887You sound like such a faggot loser.
>>213567925>Why are you guys like this?Like always, both of those posts are the resident spammer.
>>213566796the music is one of the best parts doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd014sIrTgM
>>213567946>t. has no argument but his compulsion order forces him to reply
>>213567890>your wife on the 7th night
>>213567596>You mean an American. They literally dumb things down for Americans.
>>213567933There's literally no excuse to not have friends as a man. The only reason you wouldn't is if you're very feminized yourself and get instinctively rejected from social groups.
>>213567925Same spammer
>>213567662>>213567757>>213567857He does this all the time, just ignore his posts and move on.
>>213568018Okay, whatever you want to say to cope while you work a 9-5 and are forced to be around people. lol. I am retired and talk to who I want to when I want to.
Me when I post 40 times a thread defending a piece of shit to satiate the voices in my head
>>213568109cringe underage larp
>>213568115Tender Dracula is the best Dracula, the voices are right
Me when I post 100 times a thread yelling about how i got filtered to satiate the voices in my head
>>213567139>what is a millenial?Turned 20 at the turn of the century. So was born 1980 - 2000.
>>213568080Cope. It is multiple anons and you are mad.
>>213568018Actually, in 2025, there are many good excuses. The gap between the social classes is huge and there is so much shit to do and so many tech things to chill with, other people just drag you down. We live in a hyper capitalistic society now. Its the perfect time to fuck off once you have made it.
>>213568171*Oldest turned 20 in 2000
>>213560843 (OP)This show is houswifeslop for middle aged women who fantasise about sleeping with a black guy.
>>213568180Are these "multiple" anons with you right now?
>>213567786I miss that era of HBO
>>213568246Thats HBO?
>>213568229Nta but that other anon constantly spams this general calling everyone a samefag.
>>213568180You are a schizo and everyone can see it clear as day.
>>213568290>calling everyone a samefagNot everyone is a samefag, but it's pretty clear there is one samefag spamming his shit here.
>>213568302>schizoThis isnt the 1800s, loser. You can survive on your own now.
Hey, are you guys familiar with the ending of Wrong Turn 4 where the protagonists escape on a snowmobile but end up driving into razor wire and get decapitated?
I remember watching a movie with a similar kill, but I can't remember the name... except instead of a snowmobile, it was a bunch of motorcycles, I think
Oh, and it's not TAG or Ghost Ship
>>213568290No, we all just see a blatant samefag that's been shitting up this general going on two years.
>>213568338Dude, there's no other way to explain your behavior. You are definitely schizo and the relentless samefagging only confirms it.
>>213561269>>213563852Thanks Anon, never heard of any of these. Going to check out Dont Peek
>>213568360Dont do that. Watch Lowlifes instead
>>213568350I actually do know what you're talking about but can't remember it either.
yeah I gotta go back and finish this trilogy
wheres the camrip for weapons guys
>>213568412Yes, you should. Which ones have you seen?
>>213568389WATCH RED ROOOMMMSSS
You have to be mentally ill and used to living in poverty conditions to tolerate a camrip.
I'm catching a showing of Redux Redux tomorrow
>>213568290Yeah Night Flyer premiered on HBO. Not sure if it was financed by the but it had an elevated TV movie feel.
>>213568434I watched the first 2
I started the 3rd one but turned it off after like 2 minutes in because I was tired and the 2nd one sucked aside from all the nudity
>>213560843 (OP)This show had promise but the writing is atrocious
Just disheartening
>>213568464Call me when there's a remux of Redux Redux.
>>213568427>>213568454The solitary camrip I ever watched was for Gladiator back in 2000. Just having a recent movie to watch on my computer/DVD player back in those days was remarkable. I encoded it to VCD so I could watch it on my first DVD player (Panasonic can't remember the model) shortly after downloading it. Used TMPGEnc. Good times, but quality was so shit I never bothered with another camrip again.
I used to burn CDRs and watch them while eating breakfast before school
Before that was taping on those mega 6 hour tapes of CityTV [including fridays if you know you know] and Bravo/Space/Showcase
>>213568566I guess that's a little different but in the age of being able to find an HD rip of nearly any movie made in seconds not just waiting is crazy. Just watch something else
>>213568358I rarely post here, idiot.
>>213568484So is Twins of Evil the only one left? I can't remember the order they released in. But you should watch it, it's really good. I'd also rec Vampire Circus, Kiss of the Vampire and Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
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>>213568635>tfw red shoe diaries
>>213568454i already watched the film but i wanna see the last act again
>>213568635>ShowcaseWatched The Shining and Gothic for the first time on that channel. Was so good back then.
>SpaceFriday Nights had back to back horror movies after 11pm if I recall.
>CityTV (fridays if you know you know)If I recall that's when they had some late night spicy stuff on. But for me, it was Bleu Nuit on the French stations on Saturday nights.
>ya dig Miami Vice AND horror?
>I gotchu
>>213568725yes
vampire lovers
lust for a vampire
twins of evil
>>213565651The Serpent & the Rainbow is very unique
>>213568350was that a thing in dod sno?
>>213569075>reducing Manhunter to "horror Miami Vice"the disrespect
>>213569275In-a-gadda-davida baby
>>213568350Was it that movie where the guy is getting phone calls to do evil shit for increasing amounts of money?
It might have had Ron Pearlman in it.
>>213568018Thereโs literally loads of reasons to fuck off, especially after covid.
>>213570071You are friendless, IRL and online. Grim.
>>213570234Grim. You actually use โfriendlessโ as an insult like a normie. You dont know how stupid you sound to a richfag.
>>213570234Grim. Bro. Youโre ultra normie. Feminized male.
>y y ou have no friends. Because an a womans entire value is based on the perception of others so youre projecting this on me.
>n no one likes you
>>213570253>>213570292You will die completely alone. Now THAT is grim.
>>213569781Yeah that's the movie. I don't know if its the one Anon was looking for but its the name of the one I remembered with Ron.
>>213570371Are you a woman? But it makes sense 40 plus year old men would think and act like girls.
>>213560843 (OP)I love George
fuck paramount+ for cancelling him
>>213570371>>213570234This is what girls say. Pathetic.
Girls are weak cause they cannot work hard to make money and after a certain age, no one wants them. So their fear of being alone is always being projected when they make insults.
>>213570371> You will die completely aloneItโs lonely at the top. Look at the fallout between Trump and Musk.
Anyways, lets talk horror. Movies for men who are low status and middle aged?
>>213562240This one scared me. Creeps me out still.
>>213570513>Movies for men who are low status and middle aged?Willard and Ben, perhaps. There's probably many more, but I'm getting drunk and tired. Too much time out in the heat the last few days and not enough sleep. Will be here a little while though.
>>213562240>it looks kinda fun. baseball, water balloons, volley ball, swimming. is that what camp was really like?I only did summer camp once when I was young and it was just a day camp. 9am - 2pm, so we just hate lunch there and back home afterwards. It was fun, painting, crafts, sports, movies on Fridays. I liked it. I think this was a year or two before my first Friday film.
>>213567315lol what the fuck? theyโre doing a remake? thereโs no way itโll be good. like iโm gonna go watch it, but the original is wild. they couldnโt make a movie like that today.
>>21357051395% of men are statistically low status. Only 10% of people in usa make over 200k with a huge gap between the top 10% and bottom 90%.
>>213570617Willard was okay. It was that rat movie right. I have only seen the remake. It is surprisingly well made and movies like that dont get made. And we are still getting upcoming capeslop.
>>213570760>95% of men are statistically low status. Only 10% of people in usa make over 200k with a huge gap between the top 10% and bottom 90%.not /hor/
>>213568725the music is epic bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m21AMK7WT3k
>>213570900Thats definitely /hor/ lol
>>213570971For me, it's The Vampire Lovers soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8kS7ZpBx8
wow yโall like weapons eh? iโll have to wait for a cheap tuesday i guess
>>213571116Enjoy your rowdy teenagers
My biggest issue with Weapons is that it feels like a lot of set up for a just okay climax.
Like if they had a larger budget they would've had the group of kids causing mass amounts of chaos across the entire town. Attacking people at random. Car accidents, shit exploding, etc. Like the opening of Dawn of the Dead remake.
Instead we get a very cut down version of that with only one person getting attacked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtrnxnzrOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7RO_1p3X8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjBUHybhLLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhkOCRM_4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-FmMbCxmok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usgt8KOiq3M
Bloody Moon has the most interesting soundtrack
>>213571301Early 80s disco leftovers. I've heard worse, maybe. What's the movie like?
>>213571529disco but then something from software ripped off then a 50s jukebox rock song
>>213571301based soundtrack listener
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Which type of soundtrack do you prefer - spooky music like Suspiria (Goblin), or a rock soundtrack like Phenomena (Iron Maiden)?
>>213572357Phenomena has plenty of spooky music though, including the best piece of music ever made for a horror movie:
https://youtu.be/rJZ__uy7T_Y
But to answer your question, spoopy music.
>>213572357>rock soundtrack like Phenomena (Iron Maiden)?this is very distracting , what I really want is some creepy synth music
>>213572420I recognize that song, guess I've never listed to the whole soundtrack for this one. I found they put out an album that's just the horror soundtrack
>>213572543I think some movies can pull it off, but Phenomena isn't one where the heavy metal songs really fit the mood
>>213572682Idk, after over 50 views the Iron Maiden song fits and i can't really picture those scenes without it anymore, but the Motorhead still feels awkward.
>>213572357depends on the subgenre of movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQv3vH-F4sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3YjPPPnfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeX6rl47rk8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446plyedHqM
>>213572682Jennifer is my second favourite piece from the film, had no idea it wasn't by Simonetti. Don't even know who this Pignatelli fellow is, will investigate.
>>213572682>>213572754Turns out he was the bassist for Goblin, kek.
>>213572719Return of the Living Dead is a great example of one where rock music playing over the scenes works. I was trying to think of one and that should have been the first thing that popped in my head. I guess Nightmare on Elm Street uses some rock songs effectively too.
>>213572787After searching more about that album it said >it focuses solely on the production signed by the two original Goblin members, Fabio Pignatelli and Claudio Simonetti
>>213572357Suspiria of course but Goblin actually did the soundtrack for both. Sleepwalking is a standout from Phenomena but the Motorhead scene was also a nice touch.
>>213572902I feel like the rock songs worked better in the first return of the living dead compared to the second. even the synth score was worse to me in the second.
>>213572902Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3>Megan 2.0> Terrifier 4>Night of the Living Dead>Bring Her Back> Talk to Me> Midsommar> Return of the Living Dead> Army of Darkness> It Follows>Babadook>28 Weeks LaterโบPhenomena
> Abigail> Hereditary>Return of the Living Dead> Sinners>HenryโบBarbarian
>>213572972Shut up nigger
>>213572972Stop spamming this retarded list.
>>213573008List isnโt retarded at all.
>>213572972ROTLD listed twice. lmfao.
>>213572972why is army of darkness banned
>>213573065It is that bad and cringe.
>>213573091He got made fun of for saying it was boring and it made him cry
>>213573065the retard added the movie on twice when we started talking about the 3rd one but forgot to add the 3
>>213573091Too goofy and not horror, tbf. And I say that as an Evil Dead fan.
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>>213573130Definitely an N word....
>>213573175Definitely cringe, the 3rd movie.
>>213573157It's definitely more of a comedy than a horror movie but it's in a horror movie franchise so I feel that it gets a pass for that reason. If it was completely disconnected from Evil Dead I would be more inclined to agree.
And if we're talking about Evil Dead as a horror franchise in general, I would argue that Evil Dead 2 is about the same level of goofy as AoD. Just with a bit more gore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NMajt71Izc&list=RD8NMajt71Izc&start_radio=1
>>213573131Why would 3 be banned? Imagine banning a Brian Yuzna movie.
>>213573256Actually, no. I kept hearing that Evil Dead 2 was comedy but it definitely was horror focused. It is okay to have humor but horror-comedy is a nono. It is a stain on the horror community.
>>213573319>erm its a nono I'm going to invest more money in CRISPR just so autists like you die out.
>>213573388We are all autists here.
It was a purposeful formatting decision based on the fact a question proceeded it.
>>213573033>List isnโt retarded at all.You put Return of the Living Dead on there twice, dipshit. Might as well go ahead and add it a third time LOL there's actually five movies in the series so go nuts.
>>213573037Whoever responsible for those lobby cards was probably high on coke and misremembered her name without double checking. I have one where they misattribute the actress that gets impaled by the stained glass as Olga/Barbara Magnolfi.
>>213573407Horror fans are genuinely retarded.
>>213573463I think it is on the list twice cause the movie was terrible. It was more like a cringe 80โs zombie themed comedy.
>>213573407Not really, certainly not the kind where you make up rules about what qualifies as horror like you're some respected scholar lmao
>It is okay to have humor but horror-comedy is a nono. It is a stain on the horror community.
Whoever posted this is definitely underaged. Also imagine not appreciating horror comedy.
>>213573157>ughrhh guys i didnt even get jumpscared so this wasnt a horror film!!
>>213573564>>213573565Nta but horror definitely needs to have horror.
>he put the BEST one on the list, not the actual AIDS second one which is just the first movie again but with half the balls, the 3rd one which is just bride of reanimator part 2, or the godawful syfy channel original movies
>>213573589Nta but horror definitely needs to have humor.*
>>213573611nobody understands what you're trying to say, retard
>>213573564Whats wrong with having standards?
>>213573611Who exactly are you quoting?
>Barbarian
This movie was kino I only wish it expanded on the 80s backstory part a bit up to the modern day.
>>213573647No wonder you're such a miserable piece of shit. You can't even understand the concept of comedy and why someone would want to laugh at horror.
>>213573679I know I'm not saying anything new here but I think it shits the bed in the third act.
>>213573714Nta but if you need loads of comedy and goofy one liners in your horror movies, you need to grow up.
>>213573589It's a horror, but a horror comedy. Like when he yanks back the sheet and tarman is there. It could be a jumps care for s split second that then turns funny. It's still horror. They originally wanted it to be serious, but horror comedies were really popular at the time, and the studio wanted it to be horror comedy. Bloodsucking Bastards is a comedy in a horror setting and I think fits what you're describing more accurately. I would still concede it's horror in general though.
>>213573611Grim if that was the best one.
>>213573790Bloodsucking Bastards was horror.
Army of the Dead is more comedy than horror.
Eitherway, the goofiness of Army of the Dead is a stain on the genre. A true bastardization on the genre.
>>213573714The original The Invisible Man turns on a dime from being funny to him killing someone. It's considered a horror classic. But that anon would say it's not a horror movie.
>>213573916Depends on the tone and vibe. RotLd 3 and Army of the Dead 3 is too goofy and man-childish.
i just mararthoned the first 30 minutes of i saw the tv glow. what is gay ass shit and what do i think of it
unironically his best performance ever in a pretty mid movie.
>>213574073Pretty decent film. I enjoyed the ending. Both foids die.
>>213573589jumpscares arent horror
>>213574133didnt watch it award
>>213574133>Both foids die.I will now watch your mobie
>>213574135Jumpscares are definitely horror.
>>213574073Dungeons & Dragons > Paddington 2 > Heretic
is azrael any good? i really like the blond girls mouth
>>213574073It really was a great performance. And the movie itself has a really solid second act. Everything from getting to his house to going down to the basement was pretty great. The third act falls apart, but when donโt they?
>>213574166Deus Vult! Total foid death!
>>213573157It definitely incorporates slapstick elements of old comedy horror movies like... okay The Three Stooges desu. But at the same time there's elements of Harryhausen, Lovecraft, and stuff like Peter Jackson.
>>213562809>>213562910Excellent film. What are some other found footage films with flawed protagonists? I can think of:
>Butterfly Kisses>Paranormal Activity>Willow Creek>Digging Up the Marrow>Dashcam>Death of a Vlogger>Deadstream
what is 2025's lake mungo
>>213574299Whatever, it is not a worthy movie to keep discussing every general.
>>213574171jumpscares are used in comedies all the time
>>213574341Presence I guess
>>213574341Bring Xer Back
>>213574341chris stuckmann's Shelby Oaks of course
>>213565651Most are good. The bad ones are:
>hell house llc 2>late night with the devil>oculus>the babadook>the mothman prophecies
>>213574303ah a chad i see
I hope Shelby Oaks is decent. I was actually interested in the Paranormal Paranoids series before it was decided to make it into the basis for a film and was just going to be another Everyman Hybrid or whatever.
>>213574390babadook doesn't get enough hate. can't stand that ugly bitches face for one and it was boring as fuck.
>>213574440It blew normies' minds cause it was their first horror film that was a little higher brow than Friday the 13th.
>>213573463Fucking drunk wops.