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Anonymous No.213560843 >>213561497 >>213563244 >>213564016 >>213564394 >>213564836 >>213568204 >>213568495 >>213570492
/hor/
Finger Cutting Demon Edition
Anonymous No.213561010 >>213561445
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Anonymous No.213561269 >>213562301 >>213563804 >>213568360
Brief thoughts on the horror movies I watched this morning:

>I Heart Willie
I went in thinking it would be abysmal trash since it's another Steamboat Willie horror movie. Up until the final 20 minutes or so, it's bad, but that last 20 minutes puts in crazy amounts of work. Now, it doesn't save the movie or make it even average, but at least some of the movie is enjoyable.
>Don't Peek
FF #202. It does enough that I liked it, but it's no better than a 5.5/10. Once again, if you find tapes/film/discs randomly in your new house, DO NOT WATCH THEM. Just get the fuck out of there immediately. At least this one being set in SoCal means it makes sense why the couple didn't own a gun.
>Ash
This was so incredibly meh and a 4.5/10. It's very watchable and some will like it, but holy shit does it waste time going over the same shit multiple times. If you cut this down by 10 minutes, I'd be a vast improvement. The pace is so bad and feels like a 2 hour long movie while only being 95 minutes long. Just a ton of wasted potential.
Anonymous No.213561283
pull your toe nails
Anonymous No.213561445 >>213561940 >>213562481 >>213562959 >>213562989 >>213563034
>>213561010
>Once again, if you find tapes/film/discs randomly in your new house, DO NOT WATCH THEM
What are you talking about? Why should anybody not watch a tape they found in their house? It’s not like you are advising someone not to check out a creepy sound while alone in the woods at night. There is no reason to expect a tape to be dangerous.
Anonymous No.213561484 >>213563336
post neccs
Anonymous No.213561497
>>213560843 (OP)
>Not finger cutting alien
Disappoint
Anonymous No.213561940
>>213561445
I hope it's your forever home then.
That lighting in your pic is great, make it look like the room is flooding
Anonymous No.213562240 >>213562880 >>213570567 >>213570706
I just finished watching sleep away camp! what a crazy little movie. honestly besides all the murder and shit it looks kinda fun. baseball, water balloons, volley ball, swimming. is that what camp was really like? the kids are actually pretty good actors too. it was a pretty fun little murder mystery deal and the ending got me hahaha.
Anonymous No.213562301 >>213562373
>>213561269
>6 hours of bad movies
thank you for your service haha
Anonymous No.213562373
>>213562301
4 hours and 15 minutes and only 2 of the movies were bad. At least neither of them were 100% shit from start to finish.
Anonymous No.213562481 >>213562747 >>213562838 >>213563106
>>213561445
the tapes are homemade porn about 80% of the time

source: real estate parents
Anonymous No.213562703
Anonymous No.213562747 >>213563034
>>213562481
And snuff films the other 20%. You can’t lose.
Anonymous No.213562809 >>213562910 >>213574303
First for Leaving D.C.
Anonymous No.213562838
>>213562481
blacked
Anonymous No.213562869 >>213565776
Keep posting soapy.
Anonymous No.213562880
>>213562240
thats probably what camp is still like
Anonymous No.213562910 >>213562949 >>213562975 >>213574303
>>213562809
Life ruining levels of autism
Anonymous No.213562949
>>213562910
maybe he had freaky ghost sex, you dont know. the bitch is a flautist.
Anonymous No.213562959 >>213563038
>>213561445
I bought a couple old cheap dslr cameras from a pawn shop. one memory card had like family photos and the other had weird creepy low light test shots of like beer cans and books. So based on only that I’d say your odds of getting cursed is about 50/50
Anonymous No.213562975
>>213562910
Claire hands typed this post
Anonymous No.213562989 >>213563034
>>213561445
Is she new horror kween?
Anonymous No.213563034
>>213562989
>>213561445
>>213562747
/hor/ is a pro-soapy general.
Anonymous No.213563038
>>213562959
>anon reminding me to destroy the prints and negatives before I go
Thanks anon
Anonymous No.213563106
>>213562481
>the tapes are homemade porn about 80% of the time
I've bought a lot of boxes of tapes from estate sales and I've yet to come across a single homemade porno. The only blanks I've found that wasn't a movie or TV were vacations or some mundane function like a birthday party.
Anonymous No.213563244 >>213563294 >>213563761
>>213560843 (OP)
Cannot believe how bad this show is. Episode after episode of introducing some plot point or idea which the characters immediately forget about and don't investigate. Weird shit happens to characters and then they just go to work and don't tell anybody about it. The church just allows the most obviously evil and psychopathic person ever to work with them to handle "potential liabilities" in spite of the fact he isn't a lawyer and they in fact have a lawyer on their payroll.
Anonymous No.213563294 >>213565813
>>213563244
Nah it's good
Anonymous No.213563336
>>213561484
Anonymous No.213563348 >>213563970 >>213564121 >>213567673
More Wendigo films
Anonymous No.213563618 >>213563630 >>213563713
It's mind boggling to me that people think Weapons is good.
The entire movie feels like a 45 minute short film that was padded into absolute fucking OBLIVION. The movie drags and drags and at the same time, just brushes over the kid and the witch storyline with completely pointless slop wtf.
Insane idiot plot, requires the cops and FBI to actually be retarded. Love how the Cop has info on where the kids are and doesn't even fucking Radio it in what the fuck? Cops don't even give a fuck a cop has been missing for hours nor has radioed in for hours nor returned to the station at the end of the day. Also they don't even follow up on the Junkie. Teacher and Father don't bother to call the cops nor let anyone know the fucking LOCATION OF THE FUCKING CHILDREN.
I feel like I am taking crazy pills when people are ranting and raving about this movie and the good reviews. It really feels like Horror as a genre has hit rock bottom, and people will just accept any crap as "good" if it has a decent marketing campaign.
Anonymous No.213563630
>>213563618
Nah
Anonymous No.213563713
>>213563618
Agreed
Anonymous No.213563761 >>213565813
>>213563244
filtered
Anonymous No.213563804 >>213563852 >>213564130
>>213561269
Even anon is eating slop!?
/hor/ has fallen...
Anonymous No.213563852 >>213564378 >>213568360
>>213563804
I post all the time. I watch pretty much anything, especially low budget FF movies. Wouldn't have seen Project MKHEXE if I didn't just watch whatever sounds good.
Anonymous No.213563970
>>213563348
>Graham Greene gives an exposition dump
>Leaves
Anonymous No.213564016
>>213560843 (OP)
>show is a thinly veiled erotic blacked fantasy for married women
Anonymous No.213564021 >>213564101 >>213564239
I've been staring at this list for 20 minutes now, and I still can't decide what to watch next

>Liverleaf
>Clear Cut
>Decoder
>The Terminal Man
>The Discartes
>In A Glass Cage
Anonymous No.213564101 >>213564173
>>213564021
what the fuck are those movies? Are you a horror hipster?
Anonymous No.213564104 >>213564160 >>213564296 >>213565280
uuuuh so wait did sydney sweeney just crush jesus to death
Anonymous No.213564121 >>213564145 >>213564285
>>213563348
I on the other hand would pay good money to watch a horror movie that has a native theme that is NOT gonna turn out to be wendigo.

Jesus fucking christ on a space saucer.All that ''history''.All that ''culture''.Don't they fucking have literally any other boogeyman ,other than whytman or wendigo to put in films?
Anonymous No.213564130
>>213563804
>yfw
Anonymous No.213564145
>>213564121
All their history and culture died when you people killed them all
Anonymous No.213564160 >>213564224
>>213564104
it was the Antichrist
Anonymous No.213564173
>>213564101
nah, just a guy who's already seen most of the stuff out there
Anonymous No.213564224 >>213564458
>>213564160
but the DNA was from the nail that killed christ so no?
Anonymous No.213564239
>>213564021
Liverleaf is great and she does nothing wrong
Anonymous No.213564248
Would kill for this to get adapted into a film. Probably one of the best horror books in actually visualizing a totally fucking batshit Cosmic horror situation that feels like it would translate to screen amazingly. Especially when you realize Goblins are essentially children, hopped up on psychedelics and meth and running around with knives murdering people.
Great body horror in it as well.
Sadly we will only get 40k slop on screen, but if I was heading GW, this is the one I would want to get put out there and made into a horror movie with a director that has a great eye.
Anonymous No.213564285
>>213564121
Clearcut
Anonymous No.213564296
>>213564104
Technically, she killed a baby but if she was convinced it was jesus or a demon at the time, or otherwise insane, she's off scot free as far as catholicism is concerned however if was a man made virgin birth of a supernatural being, Catholicism says to smash it harder, and she doesn't need any kind of absolution so much as praise
There is of course the final option she killed the baby knowing it was just a baby in which case she's probably fucked when it comes to judgement
Anonymous No.213564312
asian horror is so shit it's unreal.
Anonymous No.213564321 >>213564368
asian cinema is so shit it's unreal.
Anonymous No.213564368 >>213564510
>>213564321
How about this, a horror movie, about a ghost, who's a girl, with long hair who does a death rattle sound.
Anonymous No.213564378 >>213564508
>>213563852
>Project MKHEXE
Still have to download and watch this. Thank you for your reviews based anon, you are very welcome here.
Anonymous No.213564381 >>213564506 >>213564565 >>213564579
holy fuck why did none of you say this shit was actually good. haven't been this engaged by a film in a really long time
had some silly moments here and there but that ending, that was really fucking grim
to think hulu of all companies made this
Anonymous No.213564394 >>213564516 >>213564530
>>213560843 (OP)
What's a good unknown phycological horror I can watch tonight?
Anonymous No.213564458
>>213564224
I figured it was just you need the DNA Christ to create the Antichrist (a corrupted Christ) or something.
Anonymous No.213564506
>>213564381
>holy fuck why did none of you say this shit was actually good
we had tons of threads when it released. It was very popular here. And also, literally last /hor/ started with a gif from this. I bet that's how you found out about this
Anonymous No.213564508 >>213564590
>>213564378
>you are very welcome here
Until I run into the "all modern movies suck" anons and of course those that only care about 60s & 70s Italian stuff.
Anonymous No.213564510
>>213564368
The Japs should've stopped after House. Everything since has just been one futile attempt after another.
Anonymous No.213564516
>>213564394
The Eye (2008)
Anonymous No.213564530 >>213564635
>>213564394
Wounds with Armie Hammer. It's a fantastic deconstruction of a certain type of person
Anonymous No.213564565 >>213565072
>>213564381
First movie from that director is also great
Anonymous No.213564579
>>213564381
>that ending, that was really fucking grim
but it's a happily ever after
Anonymous No.213564590 >>213566969
>>213564508
I am not one of them. I will give anything a chance and have seen plenty of modern movies that I enjoyed. I do have a soft spot for Hammer and 80s slashers with scantily clad or nude women though.
Anonymous No.213564635
>>213564530
>Wounds with Armie Hammer.
Looks kino, I'll check it out. Thanks
Anonymous No.213564836 >>213564873
>>213560843 (OP)
loved Weapons, whole theater had a good time and laughed at the funnies and screamed at the scaries. Only jaded boomers are miserable about it.
Last 20 minutes were the best thing ive seen in a horror comedy since Evil Dead 2.
Anonymous No.213564873
>>213564836
I've heard nothing but good things. I hope a clean release happens sooner rather than later.
Anonymous No.213565072
>>213564565
oh shit didn't even know it was by the guy that did spontaneous, i liked that movie
i also see he's got two more films coming up, one is in post and the other is in development
Anonymous No.213565280
>>213564104
So ugly
Anonymous No.213565651 >>213565739 >>213566189 >>213566463 >>213566625 >>213566969 >>213567453 >>213569201 >>213574390
any of these are good?
Anonymous No.213565739 >>213566013 >>213566189
>>213565651
>Rec
>Cube
>Heavy Metal
>Jeepers Creepers
>Nosferatu
>The Descent
>The Howling
>The Omen
>The Serpent and the Rainbow
>The Wicker Man
>Virus
>Event Horizon
>The Amityville Horror
these are all good
Anonymous No.213565776
>>213562869
Anonymous No.213565813 >>213565837
>>213563294
>>213563761
Hey I wanted to like it. The premise is cool and I like Michael Emerson. It's just not good.
Anonymous No.213565837 >>213565863
>>213565813
Nah you're wrong
Anonymous No.213565863 >>213565900
>>213565837
hmm i don't think i am
Anonymous No.213565900 >>213566003 >>213566100
>>213565863
But you are
Anonymous No.213566003 >>213566024 >>213566157
>>213565900
You are a cuck who watches X
Anonymous No.213566013
>>213565739
Seconding this.
Anonymous No.213566024 >>213566100
>>213566003
Ah there it is
Anonymous No.213566100
>>213565900
>>213566024
that wasn't me!!!
Anonymous No.213566157
>>213566003
Namaste
Anonymous No.213566189 >>213566275 >>213566435 >>213566625
>>213565651
REC
Barbarian
It Follows
Late Night with the Devil
Smile

ignore this boomer >>213565739
Anonymous No.213566254
>Entire series is in found footage style
>Final entry loses its identity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xw4SlIr-uS4
A little late to go after a "wider audience"
Anonymous No.213566275 >>213566311
>>213566189
Anon should watch Late Night and ditch the rest.
Anonymous No.213566311
>>213566275
based
Anonymous No.213566435 >>213566529
>>213566189
>ignore this boomer
Nah, I'm a Gen X born in the Summer of Sam. I freely admit, I've seen more older movies (pre-2010) than new ones. But I still enjoy new movies.
>The Substance
>Alien Romulus
>Beezel
>Salem's Lot
>28 Years Later
>The Night Eats the World
>Final Destination Bloodline
>Terrifier 1 & 2
>A Quiet Place trilogy
>The Hallow
Anonymous No.213566463
>>213565651
Yeah some of them are peak but you've managed to pick one of the few titles called The Innocents which isn't a horror movie so much as a war drama. If someone rec'd it to you they probably meant an earlier or later year
Anonymous No.213566529 >>213566557 >>213566578
>>213566435
Gen x. Youre 40 bro.
Anonymous No.213566557
>>213566529
48 to be precise. Still not a boomer.
Anonymous No.213566578 >>213566647 >>213566741 >>213567139
>>213566529
Not that anon, there's no real agreement on the dates. Some push it back to late 70s, but the google AI says 1965 – 1980, so anon could be 45+ and still be within genx range.
Anonymous No.213566625
>>213565651
>>213566189
Smile, Barbarian, and Late Night are dogshit

Don't listen to this anon
Anonymous No.213566647
>>213566578
1964 was the end range of the boomers.
Anonymous No.213566675 >>213566688 >>213566796 >>213566850 >>213567532 >>213567938
I don't mean to be controversial but I think anyone who enjoyed Midsommar should die horribly and the world would be a better place after their necessary death
Anonymous No.213566688 >>213566712
>>213566675
filtered
Anonymous No.213566712 >>213566783
>>213566688
This retard was actually impressed by that garbage
Anonymous No.213566741 >>213566947 >>213567078
>>213566578
>the google AI says 1965 – 1980
This also doesn't make any sense. The "baby boom" was contributed to the end of WW2 and the returning soldiers and relative prosperity the Western countries had afterwards.

1965 - 1980 people were already having smaller families than before.
Anonymous No.213566783
>>213566712
Keep crying
Anonymous No.213566796 >>213567978
>>213566675
And if I just like looking at it with the sound off?
Anonymous No.213566844
All I was thinking about throughout this was how easy it would have been to be a serial killer back then
Anonymous No.213566850
>>213566675
>I think anyone who enjoyed Midsommar should speed up the timeline to Logan's Run
Sci fi nerds can't cope with folk
Anonymous No.213566947 >>213567007
>>213566741
>The "baby boom" was contributed to the end of WW2 and the amount of sex returning soldiers had
Yes. The war ended in 1945. The boomer gen is considered 1946 – 1964, so that does seem a little long.
Anonymous No.213566969 >>213566994 >>213567110 >>213567170
>>213564590
>dat bush slightly visible through the negligee

>>213565651
of those
>rec
>cube
>heavy metal
>jeepers creepers
>nosferatu 1922
>the howling
>the mothman prophecies
>tourist trap
>event horizon
Anonymous No.213566986
>SHOUT Factory BDs for Friday The 13th 5-7 are on torrent sites
Are they any different from the 8-disc collection set? Improvement to A/V quality at all? Don't really want to rip all 3 discs to compare, but will if I have to.
Anonymous No.213566994 >>213567501
>>213566969
fuck off boomer
Anonymous No.213567007 >>213567078
>>213566947
I think they window is typically until the ones born earliest, 1946, turn adult (18-20) though.
Anonymous No.213567078
>>213567007
>>213566741
The new gen starts when the 1946 gen starts having kids. I guess that makes sense.
Anonymous No.213567110
>>213566969
I've had the picture on one of my drives for years now and never noticed that. Good eye, anon.
Anonymous No.213567139 >>213568171
>>213566578
Then what is a millenial?
Anonymous No.213567170 >>213567627
>>213566969
> >dat bush slightly visible through the negligee
Anonymous No.213567194 >>213567242
guys im so tired of plebs instantly complaining about a movie because things weren't entirely explained like why cant plebs just accept that things are the way they are because thats how they need to be for the movie to work? why do they need answers and resolutions for every single plot point that was introduced 40 minutes into the film but ultimately doesnt even matter at the end?
Anonymous No.213567242 >>213567596
>>213567194
They spend most of their life watching youtubers and social media where everyone needs to have a "take" this is all on top of being raised by things like Harry Potter and Marvel movies where they explain everything that's happening every 5 minutes so some chinese guy doesn't complain about "not getting it" and making the movie fail internationally.
Anonymous No.213567315 >>213570737
19 days til toxie time
Anonymous No.213567421
Please clap
Anonymous No.213567453
>>213565651
Lowlifes is good
Anonymous No.213567501
>>213566994
i'm not even in my 30s
u mite b a fag
Anonymous No.213567532 >>213567564
>>213566675
>mfw reading this post
Anonymous No.213567564 >>213567853
>>213567532
Cute Christmas tree
Anonymous No.213567596 >>213567650 >>213567998
>>213567242
> so some chinese guy doesn't complain about "not getting it"
You mean an American. They literally dumb things down for Americans.
Anonymous No.213567604 >>213567662 >>213567724 >>213567786 >>213567853 >>213567857
There's a little bat that keeps getting into my house every night for the past four nights, what does this mean?
Anonymous No.213567627
>>213567170
lmao
Anonymous No.213567650 >>213567701
>>213567596
Quite literally not fucking true. You're so confident while being wrong you're probably french.
Anonymous No.213567662 >>213567925 >>213568080
>>213567604
Is the bats name Tyrone? And it visits your wife every night?
Anonymous No.213567673 >>213567692 >>213567746
>Weapons
the plot hole movie. why did you guys like this?
>>213563348
>More Wendigo films
mid.
Anonymous No.213567692
>>213567673
>the plot hole movie.
lmao okay deadmeat subscriber
Anonymous No.213567701 >>213567760
>>213567650
Literally true. lmfaoo.
British humor and movies are subtle.
They literally dumbed things down in Harry Potter for the americant audience.
HP is just one example. This is a well known. Are you kidding me?
They dumb things down for Americans.
Anonymous No.213567724 >>213567757 >>213567890
>>213567604
It could mean you're getting a visit by a vampire like this
Anonymous No.213567746
>>213567673
what plot hole?
Anonymous No.213567757 >>213567871 >>213567890 >>213567908 >>213568080
>>213567724
Or like this.
Anonymous No.213567760 >>213567805 >>213568403
>>213567701
>British humor and movies are subtle.
please kill yourself. 99% of british humor is shit like this
Anonymous No.213567786 >>213567890 >>213568246
>>213567604
or like this
Anonymous No.213567805 >>213567867
>>213567760
Keep coping low iq american.
Still less crass and crude and stupid than american β€œhumor”
Anonymous No.213567813 >>213567946
Midsommar is good, I just wish retards would stop pretending literally anything in his movies was created by Ari Aster. There's seriously people who'll see a paimon sigil or a flower crown and go OMG ITS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE.

Still not as obnoxious as people who immediately think anything that asks you to actually watch it instead of having a youtuber explain it to you on a third screen while scrolling on your phone and watching fortnite is boring.
Anonymous No.213567853 >>213567887 >>213567925
>>213567564
Based. I think I saw Midsommar in theaters four times total including the director's cut. Mentioning this really pisses off the resident spammer for some reason kek

>>213567604
Throw a blanket over it then stomp it with a stool like Suzy.
Anonymous No.213567857 >>213567908 >>213567925 >>213568080
>>213567604
Picrel is visiting ur wife
Anonymous No.213567867 >>213567933
>>213567805
You already outed yourself as a desperate retard by spelling it humor without sneerquotes the first time. You don't know what you're talking about, you're just a friendless loser and probably underage.

Feel free to kill yourself any time. Nobody will mind.
Anonymous No.213567871
>>213567757
>when you're on the surface nstead of the sewers during a nosferatu vtmb run
Anonymous No.213567887 >>213567908 >>213567963
>>213567853
Same, bro. I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times. For whatever reason it really left an impression on me that summer. I've watched many better horror films since then but I still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.
Anonymous No.213567890 >>213567994
>>213567724
>>213567757
>>213567786
He hasn't transformed into anything yet, maybe on the 7th night.
Anonymous No.213567908
>>213567757
>>213567857
>>213567887
Namaste, dalit cuck
Anonymous No.213567925 >>213567970 >>213568080
>>213567853
Never, bats are friends.

>>213567662
>>213567857
Why are you guys like this?
Anonymous No.213567933 >>213568018
>>213567867
> friendless
Are you a girl? Very feminine insult. lmfao
Anonymous No.213567938
>>213566675
t. idolized Christian
Anonymous No.213567946 >>213567984
>>213567813
>Midsommar is good
lol
Anonymous No.213567963
>>213567887
You sound like such a faggot loser.
Anonymous No.213567970
>>213567925
>Why are you guys like this?
Like always, both of those posts are the resident spammer.
Anonymous No.213567978
>>213566796
the music is one of the best parts doe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd014sIrTgM
Anonymous No.213567984
>>213567946
>t. has no argument but his compulsion order forces him to reply
Anonymous No.213567994
>>213567890
>your wife on the 7th night
Anonymous No.213567998
>>213567596
>You mean an American. They literally dumb things down for Americans.
Anonymous No.213568018 >>213568109 >>213568180 >>213570071
>>213567933
There's literally no excuse to not have friends as a man. The only reason you wouldn't is if you're very feminized yourself and get instinctively rejected from social groups.
Anonymous No.213568080 >>213568180
>>213567925
Same spammer
>>213567662
>>213567757
>>213567857
He does this all the time, just ignore his posts and move on.
Anonymous No.213568109 >>213568124
>>213568018
Okay, whatever you want to say to cope while you work a 9-5 and are forced to be around people. lol. I am retired and talk to who I want to when I want to.
Anonymous No.213568115 >>213568151
Me when I post 40 times a thread defending a piece of shit to satiate the voices in my head
Anonymous No.213568124
>>213568109
cringe underage larp
Anonymous No.213568151
>>213568115
Tender Dracula is the best Dracula, the voices are right
Anonymous No.213568157
Me when I post 100 times a thread yelling about how i got filtered to satiate the voices in my head
Anonymous No.213568171 >>213568201
>>213567139
>what is a millenial?
Turned 20 at the turn of the century. So was born 1980 - 2000.
Anonymous No.213568180 >>213568229 >>213568302
>>213568080
Cope. It is multiple anons and you are mad.
>>213568018
Actually, in 2025, there are many good excuses. The gap between the social classes is huge and there is so much shit to do and so many tech things to chill with, other people just drag you down. We live in a hyper capitalistic society now. Its the perfect time to fuck off once you have made it.
Anonymous No.213568201
>>213568171
*Oldest turned 20 in 2000
Anonymous No.213568204
>>213560843 (OP)
This show is houswifeslop for middle aged women who fantasise about sleeping with a black guy.
Anonymous No.213568229 >>213568290
>>213568180
Are these "multiple" anons with you right now?
Anonymous No.213568246 >>213568290
>>213567786
I miss that era of HBO
Anonymous No.213568290 >>213568332 >>213568358 >>213568465
>>213568246
Thats HBO?
>>213568229
Nta but that other anon constantly spams this general calling everyone a samefag.
Anonymous No.213568302 >>213568338
>>213568180
You are a schizo and everyone can see it clear as day.
Anonymous No.213568332
>>213568290
>calling everyone a samefag
Not everyone is a samefag, but it's pretty clear there is one samefag spamming his shit here.
Anonymous No.213568338 >>213568358
>>213568302
>schizo
This isnt the 1800s, loser. You can survive on your own now.
Anonymous No.213568350 >>213568393 >>213569246 >>213569457
Hey, are you guys familiar with the ending of Wrong Turn 4 where the protagonists escape on a snowmobile but end up driving into razor wire and get decapitated?
I remember watching a movie with a similar kill, but I can't remember the name... except instead of a snowmobile, it was a bunch of motorcycles, I think
Oh, and it's not TAG or Ghost Ship
Anonymous No.213568358 >>213568677
>>213568290
No, we all just see a blatant samefag that's been shitting up this general going on two years.

>>213568338
Dude, there's no other way to explain your behavior. You are definitely schizo and the relentless samefagging only confirms it.
Anonymous No.213568360 >>213568389
>>213561269
>>213563852
Thanks Anon, never heard of any of these. Going to check out Dont Peek
Anonymous No.213568389 >>213568452
>>213568360
Dont do that. Watch Lowlifes instead
Anonymous No.213568393
>>213568350
I actually do know what you're talking about but can't remember it either.
Anonymous No.213568403
>>213567760
that's irish
Anonymous No.213568412 >>213568434
yeah I gotta go back and finish this trilogy
Anonymous No.213568427 >>213568566
wheres the camrip for weapons guys
Anonymous No.213568434 >>213568484
>>213568412
Yes, you should. Which ones have you seen?
Anonymous No.213568452
>>213568389
WATCH RED ROOOMMMSSS
Anonymous No.213568454 >>213568566 >>213568910
You have to be mentally ill and used to living in poverty conditions to tolerate a camrip.
Anonymous No.213568464 >>213568552
I'm catching a showing of Redux Redux tomorrow
Anonymous No.213568465
>>213568290
Yeah Night Flyer premiered on HBO. Not sure if it was financed by the but it had an elevated TV movie feel.
Anonymous No.213568484 >>213568725
>>213568434
I watched the first 2
I started the 3rd one but turned it off after like 2 minutes in because I was tired and the 2nd one sucked aside from all the nudity
Anonymous No.213568495
>>213560843 (OP)
This show had promise but the writing is atrocious

Just disheartening
Anonymous No.213568552
>>213568464
Call me when there's a remux of Redux Redux.
Anonymous No.213568566 >>213568673
>>213568427
>>213568454
The solitary camrip I ever watched was for Gladiator back in 2000. Just having a recent movie to watch on my computer/DVD player back in those days was remarkable. I encoded it to VCD so I could watch it on my first DVD player (Panasonic can't remember the model) shortly after downloading it. Used TMPGEnc. Good times, but quality was so shit I never bothered with another camrip again.
Anonymous No.213568635 >>213568870 >>213569056 >>213570159
I used to burn CDRs and watch them while eating breakfast before school
Before that was taping on those mega 6 hour tapes of CityTV [including fridays if you know you know] and Bravo/Space/Showcase
Anonymous No.213568673
>>213568566
I guess that's a little different but in the age of being able to find an HD rip of nearly any movie made in seconds not just waiting is crazy. Just watch something else
Anonymous No.213568677
>>213568358
I rarely post here, idiot.
Anonymous No.213568725 >>213569082 >>213570971
>>213568484
So is Twins of Evil the only one left? I can't remember the order they released in. But you should watch it, it's really good. I'd also rec Vampire Circus, Kiss of the Vampire and Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter.
Anonymous No.213568870
>>213568635
>tfw red shoe diaries
Anonymous No.213568910
>>213568454
i already watched the film but i wanna see the last act again
Anonymous No.213569056
>>213568635
>Showcase
Watched The Shining and Gothic for the first time on that channel. Was so good back then.
>Space
Friday Nights had back to back horror movies after 11pm if I recall.
>CityTV (fridays if you know you know)
If I recall that's when they had some late night spicy stuff on. But for me, it was Bleu Nuit on the French stations on Saturday nights.
Anonymous No.213569075 >>213569275
>ya dig Miami Vice AND horror?
>I gotchu
Anonymous No.213569082
>>213568725
yes
vampire lovers
lust for a vampire
twins of evil
Anonymous No.213569201
>>213565651

The Serpent & the Rainbow is very unique
Anonymous No.213569246
>>213568350
was that a thing in dod sno?
Anonymous No.213569275 >>213569322
>>213569075
>reducing Manhunter to "horror Miami Vice"

the disrespect
Anonymous No.213569322
>>213569275

In-a-gadda-davida baby
Anonymous No.213569457 >>213569778 >>213569781
>>213568350
Was it that movie where the guy is getting phone calls to do evil shit for increasing amounts of money?
It might have had Ron Pearlman in it.
Anonymous No.213569778
>>213569457
I saw this
Anonymous No.213569781 >>213570431
>>213569457
13 Sins
Anonymous No.213570071 >>213570234
>>213568018
There’s literally loads of reasons to fuck off, especially after covid.
Anonymous No.213570159
>>213568635
Based oldfag.
Anonymous No.213570234 >>213570253 >>213570292 >>213570513
>>213570071
You are friendless, IRL and online. Grim.
Anonymous No.213570253 >>213570371
>>213570234
Grim. You actually use β€œfriendless” as an insult like a normie. You dont know how stupid you sound to a richfag.
Anonymous No.213570292 >>213570371
>>213570234
Grim. Bro. You’re ultra normie. Feminized male.
>y y ou have no friends.
Because an a womans entire value is based on the perception of others so youre projecting this on me.
>n no one likes you
Anonymous No.213570371 >>213570473 >>213570513 >>213570513
>>213570253
>>213570292
You will die completely alone. Now THAT is grim.
Anonymous No.213570431
>>213569781
Yeah that's the movie. I don't know if its the one Anon was looking for but its the name of the one I remembered with Ron.
Anonymous No.213570473
>>213570371
Are you a woman? But it makes sense 40 plus year old men would think and act like girls.
Anonymous No.213570492
>>213560843 (OP)
I love George

fuck paramount+ for cancelling him
Anonymous No.213570513 >>213570617 >>213570760 >>213570851
>>213570371
>>213570234
This is what girls say. Pathetic.
Girls are weak cause they cannot work hard to make money and after a certain age, no one wants them. So their fear of being alone is always being projected when they make insults.
>>213570371
> You will die completely alone
It’s lonely at the top. Look at the fallout between Trump and Musk.

Anyways, lets talk horror. Movies for men who are low status and middle aged?
Anonymous No.213570567
>>213562240
This one scared me. Creeps me out still.
Anonymous No.213570617 >>213570760
>>213570513
>Movies for men who are low status and middle aged?
Willard and Ben, perhaps. There's probably many more, but I'm getting drunk and tired. Too much time out in the heat the last few days and not enough sleep. Will be here a little while though.
Anonymous No.213570706
>>213562240
>it looks kinda fun. baseball, water balloons, volley ball, swimming. is that what camp was really like?
I only did summer camp once when I was young and it was just a day camp. 9am - 2pm, so we just hate lunch there and back home afterwards. It was fun, painting, crafts, sports, movies on Fridays. I liked it. I think this was a year or two before my first Friday film.
Anonymous No.213570737
>>213567315
lol what the fuck? they’re doing a remake? there’s no way it’ll be good. like i’m gonna go watch it, but the original is wild. they couldn’t make a movie like that today.
Anonymous No.213570760 >>213570900
>>213570513
95% of men are statistically low status. Only 10% of people in usa make over 200k with a huge gap between the top 10% and bottom 90%.
>>213570617
Willard was okay. It was that rat movie right. I have only seen the remake. It is surprisingly well made and movies like that dont get made. And we are still getting upcoming capeslop.
Anonymous No.213570851
>>213570513
Anonymous No.213570900 >>213571017
>>213570760
>95% of men are statistically low status. Only 10% of people in usa make over 200k with a huge gap between the top 10% and bottom 90%.
not /hor/
Anonymous No.213570971 >>213571078
>>213568725
the music is epic bananas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m21AMK7WT3k
Anonymous No.213571017
>>213570900
Thats definitely /hor/ lol
Anonymous No.213571078
>>213570971
For me, it's The Vampire Lovers soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8kS7ZpBx8
Anonymous No.213571097
Weapons was pretty good
Anonymous No.213571116 >>213571207
wow y’all like weapons eh? i’ll have to wait for a cheap tuesday i guess
Anonymous No.213571207
>>213571116
Enjoy your rowdy teenagers
Anonymous No.213571248
My biggest issue with Weapons is that it feels like a lot of set up for a just okay climax.
Like if they had a larger budget they would've had the group of kids causing mass amounts of chaos across the entire town. Attacking people at random. Car accidents, shit exploding, etc. Like the opening of Dawn of the Dead remake.
Instead we get a very cut down version of that with only one person getting attacked.
Anonymous No.213571301 >>213571529 >>213571631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVtrnxnzrOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv7RO_1p3X8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjBUHybhLLs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhkOCRM_4I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-FmMbCxmok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Usgt8KOiq3M

Bloody Moon has the most interesting soundtrack
Anonymous No.213571529 >>213571569
>>213571301
Early 80s disco leftovers. I've heard worse, maybe. What's the movie like?
Anonymous No.213571569
>>213571529
disco but then something from software ripped off then a 50s jukebox rock song
Anonymous No.213571631
>>213571301
based soundtrack listener
Anonymous No.213572357 >>213572420 >>213572543 >>213572719 >>213572954
Which type of soundtrack do you prefer - spooky music like Suspiria (Goblin), or a rock soundtrack like Phenomena (Iron Maiden)?
Anonymous No.213572420 >>213572682 >>213572855
>>213572357
Phenomena has plenty of spooky music though, including the best piece of music ever made for a horror movie:
https://youtu.be/rJZ__uy7T_Y

But to answer your question, spoopy music.
Anonymous No.213572543 >>213572682
>>213572357
>rock soundtrack like Phenomena (Iron Maiden)?
this is very distracting , what I really want is some creepy synth music
Anonymous No.213572682 >>213572711 >>213572754 >>213572787 >>213572855
>>213572420
I recognize that song, guess I've never listed to the whole soundtrack for this one. I found they put out an album that's just the horror soundtrack
>>213572543
I think some movies can pull it off, but Phenomena isn't one where the heavy metal songs really fit the mood
Anonymous No.213572711
>>213572682
Idk, after over 50 views the Iron Maiden song fits and i can't really picture those scenes without it anymore, but the Motorhead still feels awkward.
Anonymous No.213572719 >>213572902
>>213572357
depends on the subgenre of movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQv3vH-F4sw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ3YjPPPnfM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeX6rl47rk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=446plyedHqM
Anonymous No.213572754 >>213572787
>>213572682
Jennifer is my second favourite piece from the film, had no idea it wasn't by Simonetti. Don't even know who this Pignatelli fellow is, will investigate.
Anonymous No.213572787 >>213572902
>>213572682
>>213572754
Turns out he was the bassist for Goblin, kek.
Anonymous No.213572855
>>213572420
>>213572682
Basedo
Anonymous No.213572902 >>213572957 >>213572972
>>213572719
Return of the Living Dead is a great example of one where rock music playing over the scenes works. I was trying to think of one and that should have been the first thing that popped in my head. I guess Nightmare on Elm Street uses some rock songs effectively too.
>>213572787
After searching more about that album it said >it focuses solely on the production signed by the two original Goblin members, Fabio Pignatelli and Claudio Simonetti
Anonymous No.213572954 >>213573037
>>213572357
Suspiria of course but Goblin actually did the soundtrack for both. Sleepwalking is a standout from Phenomena but the Motorhead scene was also a nice touch.
Anonymous No.213572957
>>213572902
I feel like the rock songs worked better in the first return of the living dead compared to the second. even the synth score was worse to me in the second.
Anonymous No.213572972 >>213572978 >>213573008 >>213573065 >>213573091
>>213572902
Banned movies on /hor/
> Terrifier 2&3
>Megan 2.0
> Terrifier 4
>Night of the Living Dead
>Bring Her Back
> Talk to Me
> Midsommar
> Return of the Living Dead
> Army of Darkness
> It Follows
>Babadook
>28 Weeks Later
β€ΊPhenomena
> Abigail
> Hereditary
>Return of the Living Dead
> Sinners
>Henry
β€ΊBarbarian
Anonymous No.213572978
>>213572972
Shut up nigger
Anonymous No.213573008 >>213573033
>>213572972
Stop spamming this retarded list.
Anonymous No.213573033 >>213573463
>>213573008
List isn’t retarded at all.
Anonymous No.213573037 >>213573463
>>213572954
>Janice
Wut
Anonymous No.213573065 >>213573128 >>213573131
>>213572972
ROTLD listed twice. lmfao.
Anonymous No.213573091 >>213573130 >>213573157
>>213572972
why is army of darkness banned
Anonymous No.213573128
>>213573065
It is that bad and cringe.
Anonymous No.213573130 >>213573175
>>213573091
He got made fun of for saying it was boring and it made him cry
Anonymous No.213573131 >>213573285
>>213573065
the retard added the movie on twice when we started talking about the 3rd one but forgot to add the 3
Anonymous No.213573157 >>213573256 >>213573565 >>213574299
>>213573091
Too goofy and not horror, tbf. And I say that as an Evil Dead fan.
Anonymous No.213573175 >>213573226
>>213573130
Definitely an N word....
Anonymous No.213573226
>>213573175
Definitely cringe, the 3rd movie.
Anonymous No.213573256 >>213573319
>>213573157
It's definitely more of a comedy than a horror movie but it's in a horror movie franchise so I feel that it gets a pass for that reason. If it was completely disconnected from Evil Dead I would be more inclined to agree.

And if we're talking about Evil Dead as a horror franchise in general, I would argue that Evil Dead 2 is about the same level of goofy as AoD. Just with a bit more gore.
Anonymous No.213573285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NMajt71Izc&list=RD8NMajt71Izc&start_radio=1
>>213573131
Why would 3 be banned? Imagine banning a Brian Yuzna movie.
Anonymous No.213573310 >>213573367
>he can't greentext
jej
Anonymous No.213573319 >>213573388
>>213573256
Actually, no. I kept hearing that Evil Dead 2 was comedy but it definitely was horror focused. It is okay to have humor but horror-comedy is a nono. It is a stain on the horror community.
Anonymous No.213573367
>>213573310
Who?
Anonymous No.213573388 >>213573407
>>213573319
>erm its a nono
I'm going to invest more money in CRISPR just so autists like you die out.
Anonymous No.213573407 >>213573485 >>213573527
>>213573388
We are all autists here.
Anonymous No.213573409
It was a purposeful formatting decision based on the fact a question proceeded it.
Anonymous No.213573463 >>213573517 >>213574916
>>213573033
>List isn’t retarded at all.
You put Return of the Living Dead on there twice, dipshit. Might as well go ahead and add it a third time LOL there's actually five movies in the series so go nuts.

>>213573037
Whoever responsible for those lobby cards was probably high on coke and misremembered her name without double checking. I have one where they misattribute the actress that gets impaled by the stained glass as Olga/Barbara Magnolfi.
Anonymous No.213573485
>>213573407
Horror fans are genuinely retarded.
Anonymous No.213573517
>>213573463
I think it is on the list twice cause the movie was terrible. It was more like a cringe 80’s zombie themed comedy.
Anonymous No.213573527
>>213573407
Not really, certainly not the kind where you make up rules about what qualifies as horror like you're some respected scholar lmao
Anonymous No.213573564 >>213573589 >>213573647
>It is okay to have humor but horror-comedy is a nono. It is a stain on the horror community.
Whoever posted this is definitely underaged. Also imagine not appreciating horror comedy.
Anonymous No.213573565 >>213573589
>>213573157
>ughrhh guys i didnt even get jumpscared so this wasnt a horror film!!
Anonymous No.213573589 >>213573633 >>213573790 >>213574135
>>213573564
>>213573565
Nta but horror definitely needs to have horror.
Anonymous No.213573609
Scooby Doo is horror
Anonymous No.213573611 >>213573634 >>213573660 >>213573808
>he put the BEST one on the list, not the actual AIDS second one which is just the first movie again but with half the balls, the 3rd one which is just bride of reanimator part 2, or the godawful syfy channel original movies
Anonymous No.213573633
>>213573589
Nta but horror definitely needs to have humor.*
Anonymous No.213573634
>>213573611
nobody understands what you're trying to say, retard
Anonymous No.213573647 >>213573714
>>213573564
Whats wrong with having standards?
Anonymous No.213573660
>>213573611
Who exactly are you quoting?
Anonymous No.213573679 >>213573752
>Barbarian
This movie was kino I only wish it expanded on the 80s backstory part a bit up to the modern day.
Anonymous No.213573714 >>213573777 >>213573916
>>213573647
No wonder you're such a miserable piece of shit. You can't even understand the concept of comedy and why someone would want to laugh at horror.
Anonymous No.213573752
>>213573679
I know I'm not saying anything new here but I think it shits the bed in the third act.
Anonymous No.213573777 >>213573856
>>213573714
Nta but if you need loads of comedy and goofy one liners in your horror movies, you need to grow up.
Anonymous No.213573790 >>213573873
>>213573589
It's a horror, but a horror comedy. Like when he yanks back the sheet and tarman is there. It could be a jumps care for s split second that then turns funny. It's still horror. They originally wanted it to be serious, but horror comedies were really popular at the time, and the studio wanted it to be horror comedy. Bloodsucking Bastards is a comedy in a horror setting and I think fits what you're describing more accurately. I would still concede it's horror in general though.
Anonymous No.213573808
>>213573611
Grim if that was the best one.
Anonymous No.213573856
>>213573777
Anonymous No.213573873
>>213573790
Bloodsucking Bastards was horror.
Army of the Dead is more comedy than horror.
Eitherway, the goofiness of Army of the Dead is a stain on the genre. A true bastardization on the genre.
Anonymous No.213573916 >>213573984
>>213573714
The original The Invisible Man turns on a dime from being funny to him killing someone. It's considered a horror classic. But that anon would say it's not a horror movie.
Anonymous No.213573984
>>213573916
Depends on the tone and vibe. RotLd 3 and Army of the Dead 3 is too goofy and man-childish.
Anonymous No.213573998 >>213574023
i just mararthoned the first 30 minutes of i saw the tv glow. what is gay ass shit and what do i think of it
Anonymous No.213574023
>>213573998
Trans horror.
Anonymous No.213574073 >>213574133 >>213574183 >>213574221
unironically his best performance ever in a pretty mid movie.
Anonymous No.213574133 >>213574147 >>213574166
>>213574073
Pretty decent film. I enjoyed the ending. Both foids die.
Anonymous No.213574135 >>213574171
>>213573589
jumpscares arent horror
Anonymous No.213574147
>>213574133
didnt watch it award
Anonymous No.213574166 >>213574198 >>213574230
>>213574133
>Both foids die.
I will now watch your mobie
Anonymous No.213574171 >>213574350
>>213574135
Jumpscares are definitely horror.
Anonymous No.213574183
>>213574073
Dungeons & Dragons > Paddington 2 > Heretic
Anonymous No.213574198
>>213574166
Based.
Anonymous No.213574206
is azrael any good? i really like the blond girls mouth
Anonymous No.213574221
>>213574073
It really was a great performance. And the movie itself has a really solid second act. Everything from getting to his house to going down to the basement was pretty great. The third act falls apart, but when don’t they?
Anonymous No.213574230
>>213574166
Deus Vult! Total foid death!
Anonymous No.213574299 >>213574343
>>213573157
It definitely incorporates slapstick elements of old comedy horror movies like... okay The Three Stooges desu. But at the same time there's elements of Harryhausen, Lovecraft, and stuff like Peter Jackson.
Anonymous No.213574303 >>213574414
>>213562809
>>213562910
Excellent film. What are some other found footage films with flawed protagonists? I can think of:
>Butterfly Kisses
>Paranormal Activity
>Willow Creek
>Digging Up the Marrow
>Dashcam
>Death of a Vlogger
>Deadstream
Anonymous No.213574341 >>213574352 >>213574366 >>213574371
what is 2025's lake mungo
Anonymous No.213574343
>>213574299
Whatever, it is not a worthy movie to keep discussing every general.
Anonymous No.213574350
>>213574171
jumpscares are used in comedies all the time
Anonymous No.213574352
>>213574341
Presence I guess
Anonymous No.213574366
>>213574341
Bring Xer Back
Anonymous No.213574371
>>213574341
chris stuckmann's Shelby Oaks of course
Anonymous No.213574390 >>213574440
>>213565651
Most are good. The bad ones are:
>hell house llc 2
>late night with the devil
>oculus
>the babadook
>the mothman prophecies
Anonymous No.213574414 >>213574838
>>213574303
ah a chad i see
Anonymous No.213574439
I hope Shelby Oaks is decent. I was actually interested in the Paranormal Paranoids series before it was decided to make it into the basis for a film and was just going to be another Everyman Hybrid or whatever.
Anonymous No.213574440 >>213574501
>>213574390
babadook doesn't get enough hate. can't stand that ugly bitches face for one and it was boring as fuck.
Anonymous No.213574453
NEW

>>213574360

>>213574360

>>213574360
Anonymous No.213574501
>>213574440
It blew normies' minds cause it was their first horror film that was a little higher brow than Friday the 13th.
Anonymous No.213574838
>>213574414
/ourgirl/
Anonymous No.213574916
>>213573463
Fucking drunk wops.