Thread 213564216

What are Jewish girls like in bed?

>Elaine looks her best when she's purposely supposed to look frumpy
What does this mean?

>>213564216 (OP)
Jewish pussy smells like a coin you left in your pocket

They're crazy for uncut goyim dick.

>>213564216 (OP)
They used to be pretty remarkably dirty/hot but I think it’s more normalized now. They have the same brains that their men do, honestly wouldn’t date.

I dated a jewish girl just out of highschool. She let me do whatever, any hole any degenerate thing I could think of, and encouraged me to do more. She pushed me to choke her, slap her around, spit on her, call her names. Even though it was the wildest sex I ever had and no one else was even close, I wish I'd never been with her. She was crazy, the sex set weird expectations that fucked my next several relationships up, and I think if this had been just a few years later, she'd have #MeToo'd me for doing the things she asked, assuming she didn't off herself first.

Jewish women are insane.

Just watch the documentary on this (pic related)

>>213564262
it means you have no confidence

>>213564507
shes so fucking fat what the hell

>>213564262
its not that shes frumpy, shes just normal.
the opposite of that would be, her in a business suit, right?
which men dont find attractive.

>>213564216 (OP)
Elaine isn't Jewish.

>>213564583
dumb perm too

>>213564583
>which men dont find attractive.
speak for yourself

>>213564680
>i want me lil dommy mommy to boss me around and peg me
im speaking for men here

>>213564507
Here psychiatrist father bought her a stripper pole IRL. No, I'm not joking.

>>213564755
>supportive dads are...le bad

>>213564703
>I'm a man
ok little man

>>213564262
Of the top of my head and based only on op's and >>213564674 pics - op's pic she looks like a girl you can meet today, in other pic her clothes and hair style is pretty old as in yo mama or even grandma old.

>>213564262
It means that womens hairstyles in the 90s were dogshit

She also looked better in every role post-Seinfeld, even when much older

>>213564216 (OP)
Who cares? Not my problem

>>213564216 (OP)
they're either prudes who just lay there or the absolute wildest whores you've ever slept with in your life. dated a jewish horse girl for a while and she could ride me like no other, forever, in any position. my hips would be bruised, and my whole body would be sore.

>>213564457
Literally every girl is like that now. Porn has changed the standard

>>213564851
>She also looked better in every role post-Seinfeld, even when much older
examples? in jew shows like curb or whatever cant remember where ive seen her she has this look >>213564674 just more modern.
feminist sex in the city bitch style to sum it up

>>213564216 (OP)
they love anal more than pussy-sex for some reason. wish i was joking.

>>213564942
>Literally every girl is like that now. Porn has changed the standard
sounds like kikes got their wish...

>>213564216 (OP)
Looks like my gf

>>213564507
Decided not to watch this movie when I saw the tattoos. Gross.

>>213564216 (OP)
you get ashes all over everything.

Dated one.
She didnt want to be touched except when she was high and drunk and then she would be all horny.
Kinda ridiculous.

>>213565742
damn, so many people will be affected by this

>>213564262
Her nose looks smaller here and she's not wearing that ugly plum lipstick and she has her mouth slightly open with eyes wide

>>213564216 (OP)
She was never jewish.

>>213566066
y-yes mummy thank you

>>213564216 (OP)
Recently watched Seinfeld as part of my work (sitting in the break room for hours), and it's some of the most city shit I've ever seen. Nihilistic, hedonistic, pointless, snooty. Jewish.

>>213566445
> Nihilistic, hedonistic, pointless, snooty. Jewish.
Curb is all that but a lot worse.

>>213566066
Would /tv/ still have loved Hershlag if she actually had a nice feminine cock?

>>213566021
she's 1000% yenta, you fuckin retard.

>>213564216 (OP)
I’ve only been with Jewish girls (I’m Jewish) so I don’t have anything to compare it to. But they’ve all been very eager with high sex drives

>>213564216 (OP)
Looks like Letty from Fishtank.

they make you cut a hole through the bed sheet.

I checked in some very orthodox jews into my hotel today. The wife was a dead on match for the wife in a serious man that cheats on him. Holy fuck. The dad was more that bald type of curly que jew

>>213564216 (OP)
With jewish men? Like a dead fish
With gentiles? Absolutely crazy. Like cock starved beasts. The wildest hottest sex you can imagine,

>>213564216 (OP)
She's not Jewish. In Seinfield she's a "Shiksa" and IRL she's french catholic.

>>213566486
She would've been too powerful.

>>213564755
>portrays a stripper in a movie that has the potential to make her a major celebrity
>father is supportive
Its not really that crazy

>>213566610
Hmm I don't see frizzy hair, square chin and hairline, sallow skin, or lazy eye from this angle.

Circumscribed clits are pretty cute

Need a Jewess so bad its unreal bros

>>213567719
for what

>>213564216 (OP)
Like non-Jewish girls, except Jewish.

>>213566522
Nope, not the actress nor the character. Not even a little bit.

>>213566066
Natalie's SNL raps are both great, but especially that first one. She didn't contribute to the writing of either one, but was a good sport about performing them.

>>213564216 (OP)
Jewish women have tight pussies and they always want you to cum inside, they always want to fuck like 24/7