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Anonymous No.213564599 >>213564682 >>213564702 >>213564768 >>213564878 >>213565014 >>213565198 >>213565214 >>213565216 >>213565366
>turn off Legend of the Galactic Heroes and come to bed, honey
Anonymous No.213564623
We already had sex two days ago.
Anonymous No.213564654 >>213564707
these peaked with the blue pepe with the big nose eating a chocolate bar
Anonymous No.213564682
>>213564599 (OP)
Cannot honey, Reinhard is about to do something stupid.
Anonymous No.213564702 >>213564726 >>213566242
>>213564599 (OP)
This is just unrealistic now. Are you telling me the average wojack poster has a SO this attractive?
This isn't meant to insult wojack posters, but come on now.
Anonymous No.213564707 >>213565279
>>213564654
I meant wojak but whatever they're the same shit
Anonymous No.213564726
>>213564702
Women that look like that, actual men call them cake faces. It's all fake hair extensions, makeup, and shitty attitude.
Anonymous No.213564768
>>213564599 (OP)
I'm going to kill myself
Anonymous No.213564804 >>213564988 >>213565179 >>213565212 >>213565401 >>213565482 >>213565536 >>213565601 >>213565971 >>213566288
>ewwwww look at that manlet carrying those pizzas like a waiter or something. Massive ick. Watch this girlies....
>HYAAHHHHH!!!
Anonymous No.213564853
I dated this girl. She filed charges.
Anonymous No.213564878 >>213565014 >>213565063 >>213566199
>>213564599 (OP)
why don't girls do this
Anonymous No.213564988 >>213565125
>>213564804
>everyone just conveniently has their phone out
Totally real
Anonymous No.213565014 >>213565274 >>213565798
>>213564599 (OP)
>>213564878
No real woman ever said that or did that.
Anonymous No.213565063 >>213565807
>>213564878
This was made by a woman
Anonymous No.213565115 >>213565221
I think I'm finally starting to feel numb.
Anonymous No.213565125
>>213564988
right because people don't have their phones out all the fucking time
Anonymous No.213565179 >>213566143 >>213566185
>>213564804
Anonymous No.213565198 >>213565254 >>213566057 >>213566101
>>213564599 (OP)
My gf watches asmr to bed.
I've been playing mycherrycrush asmr during her sleep.
The goal is to have us watch mycherrycrush porn together. Like oh hey who's that one that plays in my sleep i heard it through my dreams and i pretend im not the one picking it. So we look her up and oh my god haha is that cherry dancing in panties. And we watch it and she notices im hard and we fuck to mycherrycrush and then we look her up and i get hard again and somehow somehow we find her actual porn and yeah we fuck to cherry again
I love mycherrycrush. I've been jacking off to her for years.
Anonymous No.213565212
>>213564804
Haha, based
Anonymous No.213565214
>>213564599 (OP)
If only Kircheis was here you would not say that.
Anonymous No.213565216 >>213565248
>>213564599 (OP)
>"mooOOOooom! Daddy's keeps pinching my best friend Katie's butt!"

What to do when your daughter sell you out
Anonymous No.213565221
>>213565115
based
it can only get better from there
Anonymous No.213565248
>>213565216
>daughter sell you out

CHINGCHONG CHINNNNG, DINK DINK DINKY CHINKY CHINK!
Anonymous No.213565254 >>213565307
>>213565198
that's never gonna happen
Anonymous No.213565274
>>213565014
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE HAS SOME LITERATURE THEY NEED TO READ UP ON
Anonymous No.213565279 >>213565295
>>213564707
no, no, pepe is based and wojak is cringe
Anonymous No.213565295
>>213565279
wrong but whatever
Anonymous No.213565307 >>213566049 >>213566101
>>213565254
It's been 3 days now. Im going for it again tonight.
I need believers.
Anonymous No.213565366
>>213564599 (OP)
>Love, Oberstein is being based and I need to let him finish. Go brush your teeth and I will be there shortly.
Anonymous No.213565401 >>213565528
>>213564804
I believe if you publicly antagonize someone without reason or provocation, then that person is fully within their rights to kill you.
Anonymous No.213565482 >>213565528
>>213564804
What pisses me off about this webm is not the bitch who kicked the pizzas. It's the bitches in the back who are laughing and encouraging the behavior. She would get a punch in the face if she tried that shit with me.
Anonymous No.213565528
>>213565401
>>213565482
we got an internet tough guy convention over here
Anonymous No.213565536
>>213564804
He should've killed all of them
Anonymous No.213565601 >>213566093
>>213564804
why didn't he just hold it normally instead of trying to show off. what a fucking dweeb
Anonymous No.213565798
>>213565014
It's a tranny.
Anonymous No.213565807 >>213565988
>>213565063
doesn't answer my question
Anonymous No.213565887 >>213565978
Shut up bitch
Anonymous No.213565971
>>213564804
lol I'd like to see them try that on me
it would be a different video altogether
Anonymous No.213565978 >>213566231
>>213565887
>let jimmy get kidnapped and tell him to go fuck himself when he calls for help (I'd have killed him myself if the game let me)
>when he texts michael later he says "your account is 10 grand lighter and my ass really hurts"
Anonymous No.213565988
>>213565807
You're not entitled to an answer.
Anonymous No.213566049
>>213565307
Uh, good luck with your shitty fantasy, anon.
Anonymous No.213566057
>>213565198
grimmy
Anonymous No.213566093
>>213565601
typical woman, no accountability, blame the man
Anonymous No.213566101
>>213565198
>>213565307
I do not believe. Get help.
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213566143
>>213565179
S T E A L T H
Anonymous No.213566185
>>213565179
Based.
Anonymous No.213566199 >>213566211
>>213564878
My wife does this. She doesn't play video games but she mounts me all the time. She also sucks my dick while I'm working.
Anonymous No.213566211
>>213566199
sounds terrible
how do you cope
Anonymous No.213566231
>>213565978
>blow up michael's house
>he calls me
>"STOP FIRING ROCKETS AT MY HOUSE!"
Anonymous No.213566242
>>213564702
It a chest up photo anon. Below the waist she is a ham planet. Her tits are only that big because she is obese.
Anonymous No.213566288
>>213564804
Around whores, lock your doors.