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Anonymous No.213564855 >>213564903 >>213564914 >>213564962 >>213564973 >>213565669 >>213566305 >>213567969 >>213568093 >>213568129 >>213568885 >>213569829 >>213571558 >>213571731 >>213572638 >>213573497 >>213574962 >>213575510 >>213577692 >>213578435 >>213578586 >>213578601 >>213582436 >>213583339
>The discourse around this movie is people complaining it wasn't a school shooting allegory because it could have had something deep and important to say for our modern era
Ever since 2014 horror fans have been so fucking weird
Glad this movie is doing well we don't need more Ari Aster or Osgood Perkins crap
Anonymous No.213564903 >>213564934 >>213565669 >>213566704 >>213568762 >>213569630 >>213570014 >>213571677 >>213577935
>>213564855 (OP)
supernatural crap is wack . it does nothing to me.
Anonymous No.213564914 >>213564939 >>213567839 >>213568678 >>213575579
>>213564855 (OP)
Is it as good as Bring Her Back?
Anonymous No.213564934
>>213564903
you can take that back to whom pays you to collect field surveys or whatever they call em
Anonymous No.213564939 >>213572567 >>213572660
>>213564914
I despised Bring Her Back and really enjoyed this
Bring Her Back felt like the creators were confident they had the most interesting take on grief ever done but it was just a bunch of whining
Great practical effects though
Anonymous No.213564962
>>213564855 (OP)
>horror fans
The people you're describing are political ideologues on twitter, not horror fans.
Anonymous No.213564973 >>213565001
>>213564855 (OP)
I'm so tired of every fucking movie needing to 'say something about x' Just let stories be stories from time to time! Not every movie set in Hawaii needs to talk about colonialism, not every movie about kids needs to be about school shootings. It's so fucking exhausting.
Anonymous No.213565001 >>213565110
>>213564973
Reddit is deciding whether the movie is about school shootings or trans kids rn
Anonymous No.213565110
>>213565001
They never left their elective film classes, did they?
Anonymous No.213565208 >>213565499 >>213567526 >>213569498 >>213572735 >>213581892 >>213582049
>the evil witch looks like this
holy shit is this movie about a certain class of parasites who turn people against each other???
Anonymous No.213565499 >>213570085
>>213565208
>is this movie about a certain class of parasites who turn people against each other???
No? Why would you think that? It's about a witch.
Anonymous No.213565669 >>213566372 >>213566388 >>213566588 >>213566808 >>213568003
>>213564855 (OP)
>>213564903
It definitely changed the whole tone of the film, if the intent was to be some school shooting allegory. Why have that shot with the floating AR-15 saying 2:17 if you're just going to then make it supernatural horror movie shit?
Anonymous No.213566305
>>213564855 (OP)
Surprised that Hollywood promotes cheap spooks? Really?
Anonymous No.213566372 >>213569877
>>213565669
The original script leaked out and is quite different. Zach rewrote it after the election to make it more chud-friendly.
Anonymous No.213566388
>>213565669
He said that came to him in a dream
Anonymous No.213566588
>>213565669
it was a dream sequence and dreams are weird
Anonymous No.213566704 >>213566779 >>213569786 >>213572526
>>213564903
Supernatural shit is kino, is wish every single one of you “it was all a dream/all in his head” cocksuckers would fucking die
Anonymous No.213566779 >>213567089
>>213566704
haha as if i am a it was all a dream guy. you fucking wish you ignorant burger supersticious sue.
Anonymous No.213566808 >>213570109 >>213580409 >>213581836 >>213582082
>>213565669
>Why have that shot with the floating AR-15 saying 2:17
The kid's bedroom has a poster with an AR-15 on it prominently directly opposite Josh Brolin's bed, right above the clock. I just took it to mean he was literally opening his eyes and blurring the two images together in a somnolent state, like when you wake up and 'see' someone sat at the foot of your bed while half-asleep.
Anonymous No.213567089
>>213566779
fedora tipping british people are not allowed to talk about horror movies as they have never made a good one.
Anonymous No.213567526 >>213569877
>>213565208
She feeds on children too, pretty clear who crigger had in mind
Anonymous No.213567839 >>213568099 >>213568547 >>213568735
>>213564914
The movie is dogshit. I swear to god people are paid shills or something.
Literally 90% of the movie is a waste of time and complete filler. Quite literally the Protaganist has zero impact on the fucking plot whatsoever.
A good movie could have been made, but they stuffed it full with too many characters, and didn't actually focus on the characters that mattered.
Anonymous No.213567969
>>213564855 (OP)
A school shooting allegory would have been about as deep and important as a puddle of piss. You don't need some abstract allegory to understand a school shooting.
Anonymous No.213568003
>>213565669
I think mongs like you are just genuinely not intelligent enough to understand stories. And kids understand stories.
Anonymous No.213568093
>>213564855 (OP)
Okay but why did Benedict Wong vomit black sludge? None of the other controlled people do that
Anonymous No.213568099
>>213567839
>Quite literally the Protaganist has zero impact on the fucking plot whatsoever.
LMAO this pleb needs a hero in every story
Anonymous No.213568129 >>213568175
>>213564855 (OP)
>Giant floating machine gun in the air

Oh sure its totally not about school shootems
Anonymous No.213568175 >>213570142
>>213568129
it isnt
Anonymous No.213568190
The giant gun was a mistake
Anonymous No.213568547
>>213567839
Who did you see as being the protagonist?
Anonymous No.213568571
The giant gun was kino
Anonymous No.213568644
Very shitty film. To anyone real anon reading this thread, just remember these threads are shilled by pajeets and/or bot responses.
Anonymous No.213568678 >>213568804 >>213569029 >>213570609 >>213581952
>>213564914
Weapons is honestly the most unextraordinary Horror film I've seen in years. So much so that it's almost interesting alone for that aspect.
What's selling it to people is the film's gimmicks, the cinematographic sleights-of-hand, the extremely heavy-handed and Kojima-esque superficial visual metaphors of literal guns and thematic foreshadowing of parasitical organisms and their adaptations like mimicry, aposematism etc. and the stratified narrative that blends scene and viewpoint.
But it's still, at its foundation, an extremely Stephen-King-esque monster-mystery paranormal affair at the heart of a small-town community with rattled characters, and those with the means to stop the monster being either corrupted or misdirected until a ragtag band of unlikely heroes team up and get to the heart of it. Despite the cast not exactly conforming to the tropes you'd expect from their roles, such as the innocent teacher, the disaffected Dad, the drunk cop etc. all of them all still subject to a relatively shallow characterisation that provides little emotional depth, ironic given how the film is structured. Aldenreich and Brolin probably come closest, but neither are given enough time in the layered narrative to achieve the certain depth needed to resonate with the audience, and the Witch's absurd dream-haunt premonitions reduce Brolin's most affecting scene to a comic aside. The plot with Alex should have been the film's emotional backbone, but the Monster being a literal generic-ass old-school witch that preys on the lifeforce of the young without actually killing anyone just made it feel like an overblown Goosebumps episode where he finally musters up the courage to do off with her.
Weapons would have worked way better as a miniseries - is what I came out of it thinking. Something that could provide each character more time to develop, and more time for Gladys to hone a real sinister edge as an unseen, shadowy parasitical ghoul.
*cont*
Anonymous No.213568717 >>213568804
Is it ike a modern fairy tale? if so kino. A metaphor about how SOCIETY treats kids these days would feel tiring.
Anonymous No.213568735
>>213567839
>the Protaganist
it doesnt have one thoughever, theres 7 characters who all get a 15 minute intro
Anonymous No.213568762 >>213570086 >>213571677 >>213575361 >>213578211
>>213564903
FPBP Ghosts aren't real, demons aren't real so none of that shit applies to me
Anonymous No.213568804
>>213568678
thanks chatgpt

>>213568717
theres no le society commentary in it and it also isnt grief/traumaslop like many boomers here claimed
Anonymous No.213568885
>>213564855 (OP)
Most recent Texas Chainsaw Massacre tried being topical with the school shooting shit added in. Everyone called it lame.
The horror genre has nothing substantial to say or add on the topic right now.
Anonymous No.213569029 >>213570609 >>213581952
>>213568678
Bring Her Back isn't perfect, it has flaws like the heavily foreshadowed plot devices and typical dumb-moment contrivances to move forward the plot, and a cheap dead daughter motif.
It's best asset is obviously the fractured, anguished, and deeply emotionally touching performance from Sally Hawkins, but it's also got some of the best child acting I've ever seen. The Make-up and expressions of the possessed child was phenomenal. The gore and brutality was unsettling but not schlocky buzzsaw slop. The narrative didn't have pretensions on sprawling/literary like Weapons, so its characters had time to breathe and vent their trauma and pathos.
It's smaller scale, and so the set of Laura's house looks way more lived in, the black conjuration rites more compellingly occult in tandem with the ritual snuff films. It never felt like it relied on cheap Scooby-Doo mystery gimmicks like the kids waving their arms or the floating dream AR15.
I suppose I should give Weapons the benefit of the doubt in that I obviously came in with the wrong expectation. It's sat squarely in the zone of The Black Phone and Doctor Sleep, when it comes to the sort of pulpy, harmless heroes-prevail monster horror. I expected something more chilling and thought-provoking given the thematic evocativeness of the tile and imagery.
This is gonna sound retarded, but the problem for me is that horror, and the viscerality of it, how it latches into your mind and grates at your nerves, is almost always a reflection of the underlying realism, whether that's in the cheese-grated skin and leaking arteries of something like Terrifier, or the tape-artefacts and muffled noises of the snuff films in Sinister. A small, and simply paced film with less characters like Bring Her Back provides a good ground for the film's psychologically-dominated horror to thrive.
Weapons meanwhile was interesting to watch unfold, but uninteresting to see conclude.
Anonymous No.213569433
I'm still not sure why this painfully mediocre movie raised such a fuss in Hollywood and got the hack who wrote/directed it a 20 million + 20% deal to write/direct a fucking Resident Evil movie.
Anonymous No.213569498
>>213565208
kek she looks like a 90yo maniac pixie girl
Anonymous No.213569596
It was based as fuck. Has that nephilim look like clowns schizo talked about this yet?
Anonymous No.213569630 >>213575252
>>213564903
I like a well told ghost story but a lot of recent horrorsloppa just feels like lame creepypastas adapted into films. Just something about it I can't quite put my finger on.
Anonymous No.213569762 >>213569787
Where the fuck can I watch this?
Anonymous No.213569775
idk why but with the title being Weapons I thought the whole thing was going to be some shady experiment by an organization or something.
Anonymous No.213569786
>>213566704
Based. Redditors need to leave my board
Anonymous No.213569787 >>213569848
>>213569762
in the cinema
Anonymous No.213569829 >>213582134
>>213564855 (OP)
>Metaphor is for child soldiers
>Dumb Americans crying about the movie not about school shootings
Reddit and red letter media fans ruined /tv/
Anonymous No.213569848
>>213569787
Fuck you
Anonymous No.213569877
>>213567526
>>213566372
>Zach rewrote it after the election to make it more chud-friendly.
>Evil witch was only stopped when the boy used magic against her
Nigga weapons the most /k/ supernatural movie ever. It shows gun control don’t work.
Anonymous No.213569965 >>213570333 >>213572034 >>213572634 >>213582319
Not trying to be a contrarian but is all horror like this? I almost never watch the genre. I feel like I got baited hard. This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It wasn't spooky, the comedy was lazy and fucked with the tone of the movie. Genuinely surprised as what the audience was laughing at sometimes. There were some funny parts and the cinematography was actually good though.

When the one boy is the only one who doesn't go missing, it's obvious that he's involved in the source of the issue. And when Auntie shows up, the movie is solved but there's still like 40 min left. There was almost nothing entertaining about this.

The last time I watched a horror movie in theaters was The Conjuring in 2013. It was so bad that I swore to not pay for another horror movie. Silly me. Ironically, there was trailer for the new Conjuring.
Anonymous No.213569977
Anonymous No.213569991
Zach Cregger was always a G(rape enthusiast)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgUGY36gqM
Anonymous No.213570014 >>213581874
>>213564903
But do you think it's wickety wickety wack?
Anonymous No.213570048 >>213572008 >>213577999
>All I know about this movie is apparently it ends just like the Smiling Friend's episode where they tear apart the Forest Demon
>Everytime I hear Zach I think they're referring to Hadel
>For a second I thought Zach Hadel became a horror director
Anonymous No.213570085
>>213565499
So in other words, a certain class of parasite that turns people against each other.
Anonymous No.213570086 >>213575290
>>213568762
Ghosts are real, and supernatural horror is kino. You and that guy are total faggots.
Anonymous No.213570109
>>213566808
Bitch, don't spoiler tag my post.
Anonymous No.213570142
>>213568175
So the director subverted everyone's expectations?
Anonymous No.213570187 >>213570223
Why are white people only allowed in movies where everyone just murders everyone?
Anonymous No.213570223
>>213570187
All movies should just have white people desu
Anonymous No.213570298
Best horror movie i've seen in years. I can feel the niggers who like garbage adjacent to Blair Witch Project and The Taking of Deborah Logan seething because the evil hag acted more like an evil hag than a weird demon that just grunts and growls in a dark corner and is only revealed in the last 2 minutes of the movie.
Anonymous No.213570333 >>213570649
>>213569965
>It wasn't spooky
Horror doesnt need to be
>the comedy was lazy and fucked with the tone of the movie
it was blended in very well with the comedy mostly being used a relief after a scare or after building up tension for several minutes
>Genuinely surprised as what the audience was laughing at sometimes
because your idea of humor is seeing palestinian kids getting bombed on rekt threads
>There was almost nothing entertaining about this.
my theater was full of laughter and screams
>but is all horror like this
no this was first and foremost a mystery thriller which add elements of horror and comedy
Anonymous No.213570558 >>213570609 >>213573776 >>213581952
I do not believe I have ever felt more at an odds within regards to a film's critical reception than I have with Weapons.
It's not that it's a bad film necessarily. It's just not particularly outstanding.
Its comic tendencies feel dissonant in conjunction with its ambitions for the disturbing and mysterious, with such scenes as Brolin exasperatedly smashing in the face of the stubbornly reviving drug-addict in what should have been a briskly paced finale, Garner's smug morning serenade after having seduced the cop, and Brolin cursing expletives after pouring his heart out in the dream. Levity's fine, but the film made humour a vital part of its character in a way that diluted the horror and tension.
The parasitical symbolism was foreshadowed to the extent that it felt like the Director was insecure if people would pick up on it. The AR15 felt like an amateurish grab at the absurd in an effort to seem profound. The phantasmal version of the witch haunting people's dreams is the opposite of what a parasite trying to appear harmless would do.
The plot also weirdly naïve. Why did it take Brolin's layman character to work out that all the footage of the kids had them racing forth in a straight line, and then mapping out the coordinates? Why did none of the neighbouring houses in the community query as to why the windows of the house belonging to the only non-missing kid were papered up? Why did none of his neighbours pose any questions as to the abrupt infirmity of the social and sunny parents? Why was the ritual, alchemy, and black magic of a centuries-old witch so easy for a child to imitate and channel with precise invocation?
Even the structured approach of framing it by successive characters only served to cheapen the suspense by revealing too much, and drawing out the plot to the point where it felt like the ending had to be precipitated so that the witch could be torn apart by the kids in a contrived ironic twist.
Weapons is a glorified Goosebumps episode.
Anonymous No.213570609 >>213572020
>>213568678
>>213569029
>>213570558
Anonymous No.213570626
I'm only here for the webms to save a ticket.
Anonymous No.213570649 >>213570745
>>213570333
>Horror doesnt need to be
okay lol. comedy doesn't need to be funny. action doesn't need to be thrilling. romance doesn't need to be romantic.
>it was blended in very well with the comedy mostly being used a relief after a scare or after building up tension for several minutes
just like capeshit quips after a serious moment. epic! It wasn't blended well.
>because your idea of humor is seeing palestinian kids getting bombed on rekt threads
that shit is sickening and sad. I don't watch any of that and especially don't get my laughs from it
>no this was first and foremost a mystery thriller which add elements of horror and comedy
yeah that makes sense

Seems like the average moviegoer is happy with shit like this and that's okay. I'll stick to kino and genuinely fun movies.
Anonymous No.213570745
>>213570649
>okay lol
Body horror isn't spooky.
>like capeshit quip
no one quipped
Anonymous No.213570849
Timmy>Sam>Trevor>Zach>The other guy
Anonymous No.213571558
>>213564855 (OP)
it's a horror film for the stranger things audience
Anonymous No.213571677
>>213564903
>>213568762
>in this moment I am euphoric...
Anonymous No.213571731
>>213564855 (OP)
It's an allegory about cool wine aunts.

They can't be trusted.
Anonymous No.213572008 >>213572656
>>213570048
It's so accurate to his bit that they had to be referencing it, the director is an Internet comic so it isn't hard to believe
Anonymous No.213572020
>>213570609
Based
Anonymous No.213572034
>>213569965
>Not trying to be a contrarian but is all horror like this?

No but most new horror movies are like this. They are like weird lame comedy movies with horror cliches and gore. Probably because their main audience is literally children. Same with horror games, all the "super duper scary" games are laughable if you aren't 10 years old. Conjuring was awful and it's praised as one of the best horror movies of recent years. It's hard to find horror that takes it self more seriously and develops slowly. These movies have zero atmosphere, just scenes that feel designed for short clips to be shared on social media.
Anonymous No.213572526
>>213566704
Im sick of this faggot “this movie needs to MEAN something” fuckshit and im SUPER tired of “horror movie is a metaphor for mental illness, was it real or was it just in their crazy heads oMg!?” Have it be straight up supernatural, have whats happening just happen without there being some gay, overdone, midwit subtext.
Anonymous No.213572532 >>213573833
Just watched this and it's kind of bullshit how the witch fooled the police by convincing them that the kid's dad is braindead.
Anonymous No.213572567 >>213576106
>>213564939
>take on grief
Yawn
Anonymous No.213572634 >>213578838
>>213569965
Lmfao i saw the conjuring with my high school gf at the time and it was some of the most fun ive had at a theater ever. Try not being a silly incel it might be cool
Anonymous No.213572638 >>213572680 >>213572690 >>213572870 >>213583613
>>213564855 (OP)
is this movie safe to watch with my dad and lil bro, theyre trying to get into horror ever since i got them to watch hereditary,
>youre fine with gore but not sex
no what i mean is, is there any overly long needless nasty sex shit or whatever, like in sinners or 27 years, I spent a whole day trying to convince those 2 to watch it with him and we had to stare at some faggot dick swinging around on the big screen, is there any stupid shit like that in here man why do all these horror movies nowadays have to have raunchy random crap
Anonymous No.213572656
>>213572008
Does anyone have a webm? I need to see this.
Anonymous No.213572660
>>213564939
Is bring her back the one with the hand and Australian dyke? Or is it the one with the autsitic bald kid and his cunt mom? For whatever reason i mix those two up; they’re just both so unimpressive and not memorable
Anonymous No.213572680
>>213572638
Goddam 27 years was so fucking bizarre. I saw that shit with my mom and we both left the theater confused
Anonymous No.213572690
>>213572638
There’s sex it lasts 2 seconds. Dad might not enjoy it. Really depends on his sensibilities.
Anonymous No.213572735
>>213565208
I'd imagine it's more of a Roald Dahl tribute
Anonymous No.213572750 >>213572772 >>213573223 >>213576426 >>213581960
I just beat this. First horror game I've ever been able to get all the way through. Would it translate well to film? I’m on resident evil kick right now despite not being able to play horror games the majority of my life because im a pussy. I loved it
Anonymous No.213572772 >>213572802 >>213572878
>>213572750
resident evil is not horror is thriller
Anonymous No.213572802
>>213572772
7 in particular though? It felt like straight horror at least through the first quarter of the game.
Anonymous No.213572829 >>213572871 >>213576426
The interior of the gas station was 90% similar to the gas station in RE2 Remake. I kinda wish Zach realized this and just did a full 100% match. It wouldn't have been that distracting of an Easter Egg. Anyway, I'm looking forward to him directing a Resident Evil film.
Anonymous No.213572870 >>213572913
>>213572638
>we had to stare at some faggot dick swinging around
What made it a faggot dick? Did you like it?
Anonymous No.213572871 >>213578926
>>213572829
I didnt even know he was directing a re movie what a crazy fucking coincidence. Which one is he adapting? Or is it like a original story?
Anonymous No.213572878
>>213572772
it's horror. not all horror is scary.
Anonymous No.213572913
>>213572870
he forgot the ‘s, as in a faggot’s personal dick, not just a random gay dick.
Anonymous No.213573223 >>213574011 >>213574035 >>213574631
>>213572750
Yeah it's a pretty classic killer hillbilly story with a straightforward motivation for Ethan. I'd just drop the stupid mold monsters and focus on Eveline and the family if I was doing it. Bring back some of the material from the earlier concepts to flesh things out a little, maybe.
Anonymous No.213573497
>>213564855 (OP)
Very good movie with satisfying ending.
Anonymous No.213573514
please where can i watch full movie hindi dubbed
Anonymous No.213573776 >>213573845
>>213570558
>Why did it take Brolin's layman character to work out that all the footage of the kids had them racing forth in a straight line, and then mapping out the coordinates?
He only had access to his own footage until later in the film. It probably never occurred to him that his kid was bee-lining it to a specific place against his will until he saw the principal run the exact same way directly towards his intended target without any deviation.
Anonymous No.213573802 >>213575127
This will be the first horror movie up for film of the year.
Spleenblap this post
Anonymous No.213573833 >>213573944
>>213572532
Its not too far-fetched to assume she used some sort of magic to make the cops less receptive to certain things. We don't know exactly what she can and can't do.
Anonymous No.213573845 >>213573944
>>213573776
He means why couldn’t the cops or anyone else figure it out.
Anonymous No.213573944
>>213573845
Oh lol. In that case it might be something like this >>213573833. The witch was in direct physical contact with the authorities very early on. The cops were pretty incompetent in this movie and it would be interesting to know if that was deliberate or just a necessity for the plot.
Anonymous No.213574011
>>213573223
I wish they would’ve kept the trapper son instead of the autistic tinkerer we got. Some of the concept art for both 7 and 8 is so cool
Anonymous No.213574035 >>213574502
>>213573223
And why did they cut the servant? He couldve played a similar role to jack but for a longer period of time throughout the fame
Anonymous No.213574502 >>213574609
>>213574035
Wasn't Jack's dog cut really late in production too? I thought some data miners found files relating to it.
Anonymous No.213574609
>>213574502
I didnt know about this but desu im glad i didnt have to deal with a dog in that game its so claustrophobic most of the time that would horrific lol. Wouldve added some much needed enemy variety though for sure
Anonymous No.213574631 >>213574666
>>213573223
I'd keep a few molded just for the basement sequence with them coming out of the shit on the walls and the bathtubs where they've been transforming people.
Anonymous No.213574666
>>213574631
The molded bothered more than anything in that game ither than jack desu. I know people have issues with their design and lack of variety but i think they did their job pretty well. Especially the basement. Hellish
Anonymous No.213574962 >>213575106
>>213564855 (OP)
i just watched it, dogshit movie
Anonymous No.213575106 >>213575124
>>213574962
youre dumb
Anonymous No.213575124 >>213575240
>>213575106
nice argument
Anonymous No.213575127
>>213573802
nah they'll give it to Sinners because it has the nigger bonus
Anonymous No.213575240
>>213575124
>argument
you made no points to begin with
Anonymous No.213575252 >>213575349
>>213569630
it can work as a metaphor but it have to be inspired. thats the problem, it's spent, was used too much and nobody have duc into what in our psyche is fucked right now, where is the bug and what metaphor could be used to "resolve" it in a horror movie. there is a lot of fucked shit but nobody insightful enough to articulate it, even by using old tropes that would be instaneously renewed because feeling relevant
Anonymous No.213575290
>>213570086
>Ghosts are real
I was 7 too at some point
Anonymous No.213575349
>>213575252
like, 100+ years ago vampirism was used to express sexuality in a time where there was taboo about it, ill ease. it hit something within us, was dealing with something "archetypal". now its an empty puppet swang around as entertainment for us as we cosplay as a spectator of the victorian era, the time of the movie.
Anonymous No.213575361
nah
>>213568762
Anonymous No.213575458 >>213575619 >>213577108 >>213581972
So I'm from Parkland, Florida and I went into the movie blind. There were several parallels that made me think there was some weird political commentary underlying throughout the movie.

1. The giant AR-15 above the house, same gun used in the shooting

2. 17 kids went missing - 17 dead and 17 were injured in Parkland.

3. There's a scene that says "Maybrook Strong" which calls back after the shooting people would often say Parkland Strong, or Douglas Strong.

4. The town hall and the parents desperate for change is very similar to a lot of the victims parents from Parkland who became political activists for school safety/gun control. Also parallels a community grief stricken for answers.

5. The absolute incompetence of the police force who seemingly miss out on all the warning signs. This was a major component of Parkland. The local sheriff's office, school board, FBI, etc. all ignored red flags about the shooter.

6. The main kid in the movie is named Alex, who is seen at his desk alone multiple times in the film. One of the students in Parkland who was killed was Alex Schachter, the only student who was shot while sitting in his desk.

And lastly, according to another thread, in the script of the movie Alex takes the Valentines Day cards the students gave to each other rather than the nametags in the final cut. The shooting took place on Valentines Day.
Anonymous No.213575510 >>213578453 >>213578654
>>213564855 (OP)
It's a movie about how boomers have latched onto zoomers and millennials in a parasitic manner and literally need to suck us dry just to sustain life.
Anonymous No.213575552 >>213575649
Good movie, a little bit too long but very fun and tense at times. Gonna jerk off to the actress that played Donna
Anonymous No.213575579
>>213564914
>Is it as good as Bring Her Back?
nowhere near. it's a fun movie but it falls apart as soon as you start thinking about it
the only survivor practically has braindead parents and a random person that claims to be a relative. yet no one cares.
Anonymous No.213575619
>>213575458
I would seriously doubt Zach is making hack political commentary in a horror flick, but then again he is also renaming 15 year old WKUK sketches on YouTube just to lambast Trump. So the TDS narrative probably fits.
Anonymous No.213575649
>>213575552
tits saved the movie. 6.5/10
Anonymous No.213576106
>>213572567
Seriously. How many fucking takes do we need? We get it, you’re sad. Womp womp
Anonymous No.213576426 >>213577100
>>213572750
>>213572829
They should just do the mansion from the first game. Do the same story structure as this where its multiple perspectives on the night, from each of the S.T.A.R.S. point of view.
The mansion is a maze of locked doors and the main characters are separated for most of the plot.
It would lend itself really well to that type of Pulp Fiction -character chapter storytelling.
Jill walks into a room full of gore and bullet holes wonder what happened in here and then during the Chris part of the film there's an action scene. Do Barry's last for the big twist, etc.
Anonymous No.213577100 >>213583087
>>213576426
Going off the pre-production synopsis it's an original script, but it's the start of the outbreak so there's a chance it's touching on elements from the first game
Anonymous No.213577108 >>213577643
>>213575458
Why did fags get obsessed with Parkland? Is it because a handful of feds had kids that went there?
Anonymous No.213577643
>>213577108
It was the perfect melting pot of a tragedy circlejerk that the media and weirdos would be obsessed with. All the victims were unique in their own background are almost like caricatures of different stereotypical American high school students that parasocial freaks would relate to. All of the student activists with the March for Our Lives and parents of victims who became activists in all different types of political backgrounds. It is also the worst high school shooting in the history of the country.

It's always weird to see how people I know and my entire city has become this weird historical "thing" that people know about... a very strange feeling to deal with compounded with the trauma of everything
Anonymous No.213577692 >>213578384 >>213578413
>>213564855 (OP)
i liked it a lot
i'm someone with actual good art taste who works in the industry
all the other stuff coming out recently sucks cock
talk to me was trash
Anonymous No.213577733 >>213581593
It is very simple

The movie is kino if
>it is a story told to a little kid by parents to mask school shooting done by Alex who killed his while classroom and spared the teacher

The movie is slop if
>anything else
Anonymous No.213577935
>>213564903
If gOD is real will you seethe
Anonymous No.213577999
>>213570048
Zoomers should be executed
Anonymous No.213578211
>>213568762
t. man demon-touched
Anonymous No.213578384
>>213577692
Finally someone has something to say and doesn't compromise. Shout out Zach.
Anonymous No.213578413
>>213577692
He said all the viewpoints were actually him being sad about. Trevor. What a good guy.
Anonymous No.213578435
>>213564855 (OP)
its basic Stephen Kinger spook flick. nothing revelatory will be forgotten in a month.
M4uHD if your too lazy to go to the theater
Anonymous No.213578453
>>213575510
Crazy how you got that out of this
Anonymous No.213578523
My name is Joseph Scott Driscoll and I guarantee that this will be the first horror movie that is nominated for Best film of the year. Everybody knows it. Let's stop dancing around the subject. It might be the best film ever made.
Anonymous No.213578586
>>213564855 (OP)
To be fair, the title of the movie doesn’t make sense
>But she uses kids as weapons
No she doesn’t. She uses kids as juice to keep her alive.
Anonymous No.213578601
>>213564855 (OP)
The T-posing running was embarrassing.
Anonymous No.213578654
>>213575510
How does that make sense? Boomers are the ones with the money and the easy time. You sound like those people who complain rich people are only rich because they take money from poor people that they don't have anyway.
Anonymous No.213578838 >>213582993
>>213572634
Useless to say that, no "horror" fan on 4chan is satisfied with anything but slasher movies, which were never scary to anyone above 16, and shitty gallo garbage, which they just watch to see women pretend to suffer.
Anonymous No.213578926
>>213572871
From what I remember reading, it's set between RE1 and 2 when the virus is spreading.
Anonymous No.213579179 >>213581649
So no-one is gonna post a webm of the flying gun?
Anonymous No.213580353 >>213583711
I made a quick list gathering some of the most successful/zeitgesit-tapping horror films from their respective years, avoiding sequels:
2010 - Insidious
2012 - Sinister
2013 - The Conjuring
2014 - Annabelle/It Follows
2015 - The Visit
2016 - Light's Out/Don't Breathe
2017 - Get Out/It (Jesus christ how did It make so much money, it's such tepid slop)
2018 - Hereditary/A Quiet Place
2019 - Midsommar
-Covid Box Office Lull-
2022 - Smile/The Black Phone
2023 - Evil Dead Rise/Five Nights at Freddies
2024 - Longlegs
2025 - Weapons

I reckon Weapons is dogshit made for a mass pig-trough audience that's clearly riffing off of IT, but I get why people enjoyed it in a world where every horror movie has to end with the protagonist being foiled by one last ass-pull or the villain being an extended metaphor for their Dad or Whiteys or Old Rich White Dads etc. giving them a bit of the ol' psychologically-scarring child rape. Given IT's 700-million dollar box office success, which I was not actually aware of, it makes a load of sense why Hollywood were gunning so hard for this. It's Stephen King to the core.
Anonymous No.213580409
>>213566808
Hadn't thought about that, that does make sense.
Anonymous No.213581593
>>213577733
What a boring, dogshit, nonsensical interpretation. Thank fuck it wasn't something so basic and derivative.
Anonymous No.213581649
>>213579179
It's around, maybe check the threads from yesterday.
Anonymous No.213581836
>>213566808
Very based observation. Mystery solved.
Anonymous No.213581874
>>213570014
Don't get it twisted
Anonymous No.213581892
>>213565208
Looks like the mom from Andor.
Anonymous No.213581952
>>213570558
>>213569029
>>213568678
Is this ai?
Anonymous No.213581960 >>213582241 >>213582971
>>213572750
Resident Evil will never translate well to film, becaue the main "character" of Resident Evil is the environment itself, followed by the wacky puzzles. Zombies and Monsters only exist to get in your way from looking at phenomenal environmental visuals while solving comedically retarded bullshit.
The only way I think you honestly do Resident evil justice, is is basically make a movie like The Cube where it's mostly about solving puzzles, and each new room, is something just looks fucking phenomenal and gorgeous to look at on screen. Other than that, Resident Evil films will always just be generic zombie movies.
Anonymous No.213581972
>>213575458
>The local sheriff's office, school board, FBI, etc. all ignored red flags about the shooter
How about the piece of shit kids at Parkland shouldn't have been bullying the shooter?
Anonymous No.213582049
>>213565208
The Danish Girl (2025)
Anonymous No.213582082 >>213582112
>>213566808
You must have already thought about 2:17 in the bible
Anonymous No.213582112 >>213582153
>>213582082
>Which forsaketh the guide of her youth, and forgetteth the covenant of her God

What does it mean?
Anonymous No.213582134
>>213569829
RLM killed media literacy
Anonymous No.213582150
Horror movies dont need to be political allegories but but they should reflect existential and subconscious fears
Anonymous No.213582153
>>213582112
In the last days, God says,
I will pour out my Spirit on all people.
Your sons and daughters will prophesy,
your young men will see visions,
your old men will dream dreams.
Anonymous No.213582241
>>213581960
I'm thinking of something similar to Thir13en Ghosts where they're fighting or running from RE enemies and there's about 5-6 escape rooms, half of them are solved accidently through Final Destination rube goldberg machine object interactions.
Anonymous No.213582319
>>213569965
Horror movies have been largely absolute dogshit for ages. Always this weird space between comedy horror and elevated horror, or trying to desperately recapture early 2000s slasher stuff. You get a decent horror movie every couple years, but the most of the stuff people praise in the genre is absurdly overrated slop that the fact people are praising it to begin with makes you question if it's just shills or not.
I agree, the movie fucking sucked. It was a film where the vast majority of the movie was meaningless filler, and the film was solved at the half way point. Also relies way too heavily on people just being completely retarded to an unbelievably absurd level, but that is most Horror.
The fact with most of these style horror movies, rely so much on you turning off your brain, because basic common sense (like calling the police, or characters letting other people know where they are going when they know they are going into an extremely dangerous situation) would solve it and end it immediately, should be seen as a massive stain on the genre but somehow isn't. I mean for fuck sake, a cop goes missing for a night and doesn't return to the station, and doesn't even bother to radio in his location or anything and the police themselves don't give a shit, not even about a missing fucking cop car?
>Why was the ritual, alchemy, and black magic of a centuries-old witch so easy for a child to imitate and channel with precise invocation?
Massive issue with the film honestly, the film spends almost it's entire running time on completely meaningless characters, while ignoring the father, the witch and the kid, the only ones that actually matter.
If the film largely focused on the witch and the kid, with the father looking for his son, you could have done a FAR better job setting up the witch, the magic, her backstory and how she is terrorizing and controlling the kid.
Anonymous No.213582436 >>213582692 >>213584166 >>213584203
>>213564855 (OP)
>there hasn't been a school shoting in some time
>Americans start craving for one
>even complaining that there aren't more school shootings in movies
Jesus Christ Americans are truly Satanic.
Anonymous No.213582692
>>213582436
Media needs a big anti-right wing push right now...the immigration stuff isn't working...maybe a shooting would...
Anonymous No.213582971
>>213581960
Youre probably right about this. They will never be able to translate that atmosphere to film. On top of that it would either try to take itself way too seriously or would just be goody as fuck. I feel videogames can toe that line a lot easier than film
Anonymous No.213582993
>>213578838
Neve once have i been entertained by a slasher movie other than scream
Anonymous No.213583045 >>213583101
Ive legitimately come to the conclusion that trevors death was a sacrifice to boost zachs career. Trevor dies. Barbarian does well. Weapons will do even better id imagine and now he gets to direct the next resident evil movie. Its too perfect
Anonymous No.213583087
>>213577100
Hes been pretty vocal about it not being related to anything or any characters form any games but idk
Anonymous No.213583101 >>213583129
>>213583045
Barbarian was meant to be released august 12th 2022 and Trevor died august 9th 2021. Barbarian not being as good as the reviews said was strange
Anonymous No.213583129
>>213583101
I actually loved barbarian lol. I went in totally blind after my younger sister told me to watch it. I was pleasantly surprised
Anonymous No.213583325 >>213583639
You're all gay this was a thriller not a horror movie
Anonymous No.213583339
>>213564855 (OP)
This literally is Osgood Perkins tier slop in the same vein as Longlegs
Modern horror is fucking garbage
Anonymous No.213583613
>>213572638
Sex and fear are our 2 most primal emotions, that's why
Anonymous No.213583639
>>213583325
It was more horrific than thrilling
Anonymous No.213583711
>>213580353
How will the 2026 horror movie address normie enabling of ICE?
Anonymous No.213583767
>Movie hyped up to hell and back
>Turns out to be an average (albeit uncommonly funny) horror movie
How many times must I learn to never get hyped for anything.
I watched a random horror movie called Haunted last night that was just as good if not better and it was made by fucking blumhouse of all people
Anonymous No.213584166
>>213582436
>>there hasn't been a school shoting in some time

Imagine being so steeped in propaganda you believe this.
Anonymous No.213584203
>>213582436
school shooting era is basically over once they started charging the parents of the shooter.