>DRUNK SEX WITH SUPERGIRL
>PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~
>GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!!!
>PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

Why is she so hot?

>>213565247 (OP)

She’d snap a regular dudes cock right off when she orgasmed.

Only a super villain could probably sexually satisfy her.

>it's not the dog, it's the owner

>>213565247 (OP)
She'd effortlessly mulch you pelvis if she wasn't careful, and drunk Supergirl isn't careful

>>213565247 (OP)
Actually, they made a movie like that. The main guy is a total loser and the super heroine (played by the Kill Bill girl) falls in love with him. I forgot the name but it was a shitty movie with lots of bad jokes. The only thing I remember was that they crashed through the walls while having sex because she's too strong.

>>213565579
hancock

>>213565579

>>213565579
>>213565707
No, he's talking about My Super Ex-Girlfriend with Uma Thurman.

>>213565757
>>213565769
I’ll finna watch it now

>>213565579
>(played by the Kill Bill girl)
This shit is killing me

>>213565247 (OP)
is she a kryptonian supremacist or not?
why didn't she told Clark about it?

Sasha Calle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>213565826
It's a really bad movie.

>>213565247 (OP)
Literally made for green cock

>>213565946
not if it happens irl

>>213565247 (OP)
BUILT for VAL ZOD

>>213565247 (OP)
retard

>>213565419
>making her orgasm
why bother? get yours.

>>213565247 (OP)
A reminder that she'd CHEAT on you

>>213565247 (OP)
she looks like she wants to fuck her cousin

>>213565247 (OP)
Here's your waifu bro

>>213565247 (OP)
is this the new "tick tick boom, timebomb"?

>>213566193
So don't date her, just fuck her.

>>213565419
Mine doesn't get hard enough, I'll take my chances

>>213565247 (OP)
this chicks pretty punk rock.

Why was she so excited?

>>213566258
>washes her dishes
based

>>213566393
why did they sensor hands

>>213566538
hands too fast for the cam

>>213566538
jerking off two cocks at once, they had to remove it with ai

Only Superblackmen can satisfy her

>>213566258
cute

>>213566258
>>213566393
she cute

i want to be her tampon

>>213566258
People who want to be famous never consider how they also give up 100% of their private life.

>>213567376
You talk about it like it’s some unavoidable consequence of stardom, but it really doesn’t have to be. The paparazzi fags like this freak recording a girl through her second story window need to be taken out back and shot. Stalking someone should not be a profession, it’s degenerate behavior and we should hold our society to higher standard. But people talk about this behavior like it’s a necessary evil or some sort of greek tragedy because they are jealous of the actor’s wealth and fame and it make themselves feel better knowing their private life is a living hell.

Supergirl is going to bomb and no amount of pre shilling will stop that.

>>213568172
It will most likely do even better than Superman.

>>213568965
That depends on how attractive Gunn is going to let her be, and how much wokeshit he allows. More woke=less attractive.

>>213568965
Bullshit, it's Supergirl.

>>213567945
Other anon said the exact same thing as you, but with 80% less typing.

>>213565419
>>213565491
>>213565579

Electro magnetic bio Force field enhances and protects per her desire.

See how Lois enjoys the very same protection Superman has despite the black hole/phantom Zone singularity gravitational pull

>>213565419
LMAO as if I can get a regular orgasm anyway, not like I care. As soon as I cum I'm done. I don't care about the woman's needs.

>>213569180
Superman has a electromagnetic bio force field that extends his invincibility but only a few inches from his skin.

>>213565247 (OP)
"WHy are you sore?"

is that what she's saying?

>>213567376
it's fairly easy to just draw your curtains while you're in and have a car waiting when you leave. It's a fair trade for the cash they rack in.

>>213569117
Yeah, but she monke.

>>213569145
The story was, things that had been in the Phantom Zone would be pulled, Lois never was, so it wasn't pulling on her. Superman however had been as a baby, so it was pulling on him. Notice how he's straining but her hair isn't even moving?

>>213565247 (OP)
her pussy muscles are probably harder than steel and would break your dick during contraptions

only superdog and superman could do the deed

How much will her movie break /tv/?

>>213569248
why did you move the door

>>213565247 (OP)
You wouldn't get past her iron hymen.

>>213567945
Prolly not some paparazzi fag just her neighbor who gets a kick out of living near a celeb

>>213569421
The rules remains.

>>213565579
>the super heroine (played by the Kill Bill girl)
Batman & Robin?
Only Cowgirls Get the Blues?

>>213566258
>world famous actress
>live in what looks to be an absolute shithole construction
can you bongers do anything right?

>>213569485
We (Yes WE, including YOU the person reading this) will all be seeing it day 1

>>213566258
That drone needs to fly in and steal her panties and sex toys.

>>213570031
They're probably covered in girl juice tho

>>213566258
Why is she okay with someone peeping on her?

this is some of the most desperate, tryhard, cringe shit i've seen in a while

>>213569882
It’s a common misconception that the average actor is loaded, because they go to red carpet events wearing sponsored couture. Someone like Milly is getting a maximum of a low 6 digits per role, and you never know when a role is your last. You don’t necessarily live like you’re Robert Downey Jr. just because you’re a famous actor.

>>213566849
lol

>>213568965
100%

>>213569485
Captain Marvel, which nobody wanted to see, broke 1b.
Wonder Woman did 800m. Again, nobody wanted to see it.
Granted, that was during peak capeshit and people are fatigued by it all at this point, but I still expect Milly’s Supergirl to do at least as well as Gadot’s Wonder Woman.
So 800m-1.5b is my guess.

>>213571161
That is the whole point anon.

>>213571542
I think the age of Super hero movies being guaranteed billion dollar hits is over. Even Superman which seems pretty universally loved will probably end up in the 600m range. I think $500m should be the realistic goal for Supergirl

>>213565441
Sex with Krypto

>>213565419
Enter

How does one get a monke gf?

>>213571860
SUPER SNIFFA

worthless pajeet thread

>>213572721
Superman is just a boring superhero, it’s not a good barometer for the rest of the DCEU. Supergirl isn’t Superman, she’s a hot girl with edge and completely different vibe, so she should be able to sell better

>>213565247 (OP)
she might be a big time DC actress now

but she is still just monke to me :)

>>213565247 (OP)
>she demands oral sex
>start licking, she gets excited
>cums and squashes your head to paste with her thighs of steel
Do you think we could get insured for that type of accident?

>>213566258
I'd like to see more of her domestic life. Gonzo drone footage of her hoovering the carpet, unclogging the toilet or ironing her clothes. Perfect wife material.

>>213565419
Two words: kryptonite condom.

>>213566258
i have thick shades on every window of my house to keep prying bitch eyes out and i'm not even famous. why don't they even try?

Since when does /tv/ like monkes?

>>213565247 (OP)
Monke

>>213574548
MAYBE if the market it for women but still keep it appealing for men. Chicks love spending money

>>213565247 (OP)
stop spamming this shit retard

Bump!

>>213575741
Since always

>>213574548
>Superman is just a boring superhero
Literal toddler opinion

I don't really find trashy girls that attractive. Physically yeah she is hot but so what? There's lots of physically attractive girls that don't have repulsive personalities. Okay there are some girls like that. In theory.

>>213576976
I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're a virgin

>>213565247 (OP)
only krypto gets to plap that ass

>>213566393
Jesus she is far too similar to my beat, rosacea'd, tatted up, pierced, prematurely-aged-from-sundamage bogan relatives. She doesn't even look my cousins, she looks like my uncle.

Australian women are NOT particularly attractive, no idea why foreignoids have come to believe this.

>>213565419
You'd have to weaken her with kryptonite but they get all gross looking when you do that. Id settle for being held in her super strong arms, my legs wrapped around her like a spider monkey. Im holding on to her for dear life as she flies fast and reckless...sigh...super monke.

>>213566258
>>213567376
That's literally illegal. You can't film someone inside their own private residence. Doesn't matter if this person is her neighbor or whatever

>>213571235
Kill yourself Pablo

>>213565419
The film mentions she parties on planets with red suns because its the only place Kryptonians can actually get drunk, but its probably really so she can get a train ran on her without catching a mass murder charge

>>213571347
Yeah Emma Watson got caught speeding in a relatively dirt cheap car for an actresses with Harry Potter money

>>213566258
>even movie stars have to live in hovels in todays housing market

>>213577173
Don't have windows then.

>>213574163
just b urself
>>213575741
always?

>>213574002
Why is Lobo even popular? He seems like a huge asshole.

>>213577615
Really? Did she apologize?
For the speeding? For the car???

>>213577615
She has several cars tho

>>213565757
This is just a worse Hancock with, let's be honest, knock of Charlize Theron.

>>213565247 (OP)
She's probably got all the space STDs.

>>213565247 (OP)
Enough of what Super Dog did to her ...

>>213575741
Since that vid of her suddenly getting tits. Not even joking

>>213566162
Because she might leave you stranded naked on top of a famous monument for not satisfying her, then everyone will take pictures of you.

>>213578215
All anti-heroes across all formats and mediums gained a massive boost in popularity during the 90's. Suddenly the main heroes and characters were lame while the supporting characters who questioned authority and did whatever they wanted were the inspiration for an entire generation.

>>213575741
That weird video of her giving some guy a house tour. It was the world premiere of her expanded bosom.

I'm so nervous bros. What do I say? Help!!

>>213578662
>>213578705
Exactly

>>213578792
UU AA UU BANANA BANANA

>>213578662.
>>213578705

You're going to need to post said videos now, don't be a dick.

>>213574163
banana

>>213578792
>Would you like a filling breakfast today?
>Nah just give me some leaves on a piece of cheese
God I truly hate rich people

>>213578792
Ok i hate her again. Pretentious bitch

>>213578910
Nothing special. Just when people noticed her tits

>>213578303
and she refuses to apologize for any of them.....

>>213578792
What is she even eating?

>>213578792
>so what do you do anon?
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>213565247 (OP)
Any pornstars who look like her?

>>213579952
I think megan rain looks a bit like her but she somehow also looks like daisy ridley and megan fox simultaneously.

>>213565247 (OP)
Would sperm be able to penetrate her eggs?

>>213580015
I'd be going hard like Darkseid. Full Omega Blast inside.

>>213580001
megan rain ist good but not sure she monke enough

>>213569882
That's her moms house I think.

SEX BETWEEN COUSINS

>>213579149
>tattoos

Wait a goddamn minute, I may be slightly autistic and thus slightly faceblind, but I swore this whole time that this was Sydney Sweeney

WTF?

>>213569882

it’s actually very solid and won’t blow away with a light gust of wind

>>213579149
She looks like QTcinderella

>>213578792
That's not Aussie grub, she needs to rediscover her roots.

>>213580429
We all have tattoos these days m8 get with the times

>>213580701
What ist considered Aussie grub?

>>213580429
What if she had a kryptonite tattoo? Like red or something? Would she be permanently high?