>What sorcery is this?

>>213566042 (OP)
>it's actually ketchup, sir

>>213566042 (OP)
I wish we could still buy mcdonald's with less than a dollar
The globalists are trying to kill coins as part of their war on digital currency which would result in you being forced to take the mark of the beast (some ai-created crypto) to buy or sell anything

>>213566300
While they are, the reality also is it's not a great idea to use metal as a currency from a sustainability point of view. Dollars are cloth, which we have a theoretical infinity of.

>where's my food?
>in the bag sir
>I don't want to eat the bag just the food

>>213566422
>it's not a great idea to use metal as a currency
THEY HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

>>213566577
>what's this?
>It's a hamburger, sir
>and this?
>a french fry
>and this?
>another french fry
>what do I-
>you eat it, sir

>>213566422
>it's not a great idea to use metal as a currency from a sustainability point of view
The jews will literally convince their cattle of anything, wew lad. Yes goy, use all of those worthless cloths of which we can print out a dozen trillion tons of; not to mention they can be printed with any denomination written on them.

>>213566422
Kike rat

>>213566149
>Where's your wine list?

>>213566577
>Let me speak to the maitre d'hotel

>>213566577
>my drink has taken the form of its container.

>>213566577
>what is this beverage chimney, how do I extract the liquid?

>>213566149
>Catch up to what?

>>213566042 (OP)
the kind were you’re banned and slid for the 9th time today for spamming this same shit.

Goodbye.

>>213567679
you're a faggot.

>>213567679
Since jannies work for free, do you pay to have the honor of being a wannabe jannie?

>Your food it's making me do a poop
>a poop right out my butt
>what the hell do I do now?!

>>213568061
The napkins are in the bag, sir

>>213567745
>>213567852

A reminder this retarded samefagging spammer is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly floods the catalogue with joker ass rape and “crust,” and Saw/jigC and “keyed” and endless (similar) FG/Simpson’s cancer .. pretty much all forced meme cancer on the /TV/ board.

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

Sethy is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with cartoon characters and horror clowns and male anal sex. He hits on a single “joke” (like this founder thread) and spams and samefags it relentlessly, because he has no life or friends irl.

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.

is it true that this was the moment fast food was invented? and before this moment all food was slow?

>>213568241
Founder poundered?

>...hamburgers?

>I just shidded and fardded and cummedd in my pants
>There's wet wipes in the bag sir

>>213568271
>people................ go places to get FOOD?!?!

is it just me or is michael keaton bad at acting? He always seems like an overacting retard boomer to me

>>213568339
usually yeah but I think it works in Birdman

>>213566679
>>213567373
>>213567425
>>213566577
Kek

>Sir there are other people in line, please move the fuck aside I don't have time to answer all your stupid questions

>>213566577
>i only see tin foil and a paper carton in here. where's my food?

>>213568339
He and Jack Nicholson and Christian Slater all raise their eyebrows the exact same way.

>>213568407
>There's a line?! What line?

>>213568407
>This?!?

what's the deal with this scene?

why does it keep getting spammed when the movie came out like 9 years ago?

>>213566042 (OP)
>Is the meat human? Which race is it from? My mom says I can't eat Asian.

>>213568407

>>213568407
>Start? When do I stop? When does my start stop? At what point does start become sustainment or momentum? What is the terminus of the 'start' dynamic phase?? "Start doing"?? If I am doing, haven't I completed starting and entered a phase possibly called continuing or unfolding??

>>213568569
it's a joke for only the highly intelligent. If you don't get it then you never will.

>>213568690

>>213566042 (OP)
>Me own fookin' son... A flat fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean!

>>213568271
why are there so many blacks walking around in 1954

>>213568569
the interaction is just super retarded lol it's like the bane plane scene. nobody acts like that, fast food or drive thrus were not revolutionary food stands existed for decades before that

>>213566042 (OP)
Are you retarded, sir?

>>213568339
Never seen Night Shift huh?

>>213568901
Speedee! You can't ask the customers that

>>213568707
>It's phenomenology, sir

>>213569092
>Only known for one movie and one scene
The star that shines twice as bright lives half as long..

>you take this and give it to someone else for money?

>>213568159
I hope you get the help you need man. Don't really know what else to say.

>>213569376
It's pasta.

>>213569131
>No, my door isn't dashing

>>213566042 (OP)
>sir, you appear to be senile, you walked up here and ordered a #1 and now you're acting like you don't understand anything. i'm calling the cops and i hope they taze your pickle off and throw you in a freezer

>>213567373

>>213569550
>What's a #1?

>>213568407
>Start doing what? What is this?

>>213568407
What are the odds that a guy named Speedee would get a job explaining fast food to founders?

>is the bun included?

>>213566149
>I'm your Huckleberry

>so which burger belongs to mcdonald?

>>213566042 (OP)
Wait, I thought you are not supposed to just go up to the drive thru if you're not in a car...

>I give you money in exchange for the food?

>Let me get uhhhh.... uhhhhh.... uhhhhhhhh
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

Why is it called a happy meal? I’m pretty fucking pissed.

Was this necessary in a movie about hamburgers?

>>213568407
>I…..I’M POOPING???? IM POOOP POOOPING????? POOP MCDONALDS POOP IN PAAAAAANTS???

>so i just ingest it then defecate it out?

>>213566300
>>213566422
>>213566617
the jews took us off the gold standard in the 1970s so they could intentionally cause inflation because
>it's good for muh economy
read the 1% bankers just like how free trade and h1bs and illegals are
>good for the economy
inflation is also significantly worse than any of the calculators say because the calculators are based on this stupid bullshit formula that the government came up with that includes shit like TVs and laptops but doesn't include housing or food.

>>213570328
There’s napkins in the bag, sir.

>>213570328
>so where do i poop?
>on the street? on the beach? in your car? whatever you want... SAAR

>>213569932
>Sir can you pick something please

>>213569718
>Do I use the bag to wipe my face?

>>213569831
money is just a glorified barter system, yes

This was the most unbelievable part of the movie.

>>213570396
Favorite part of the movie

>>213568768
>>213568835
Wrong. It’s forced meme spam some retard(s) has been pushing for most of the year because they’re a loser faghot(s) with no friends or life.

See >>213568159

Desperate to make something like bane or sneed, but they can’t and never will.

>>213570502
we don't get new memes on this board because of schizos like you. it's a funny scene dude

>there is a knife hidden in the bag, take it and shank that snitch piece of shit, you gonna put that work in Founder or I will greenlight your ass

>>213570502
Go outside.

>>213570396
Ron Swanson
Say it ain't so!

>>213570502
>You...don't get the joke? Why don't you get it are you stupid or something. Also can I get some extra napkins

>>213570536
>Stab him? with a knife? How did you get that in here? Up your butt? Did you put it up your butt?

>>213570502
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN ON 4CHAN!!

>>213570526
>>213570610
>>213570665
>>213570933
Samefagging.
> reposts as “contrarian”
> gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo
Everytime .. schizo ranting incoming. Take your meds.

>>213570396
made me guffaw aloud. updoots to you kind stranger

>you know the drill. Toilets. Where are they? Poop. What do I do with it?

>>213570702
>obsessed with shit, asses and ass rape
Everytime. Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns.

>so i just insert my penis and a little later a human being comes out? and i own it? do i just keep it at home or?

>>213570991
lol this guy loves to seethe, thanks for bumping the thread

>>213568061
My mouth is right here sir, and there are negroes available for you to use as well

>>213571036
I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy who spams those TLOU threads because every thread is about feces

>>213568407
>Sir I'm being paid the future equivalent of 250k a year for this job so I'm happy to answer any questions, also they'll make me an executive if I work here for three years due to my insane loyalty and dedication

>>213570396
>Rarbg
It still hurts

>...I'm suppose to... work my entire life to live in an absurdist postmodern world without meaning? Despite the pain of existence?

>Do you have Bane in there?

>Sneed?

Why did fast food just blow this guy's fucking mind, it already existed.

>>213571223
Should've used AI instead of your poor ms paint skills.

>>213571332
Maaan fuck AI. I spent over 9000 hours in MS paint making that

>>213571066
>Does this little human eat hamburgers ? Can you guys feed them?

>>213571326
>no there's no way you have the food ready ! i chose 1 of the 3 possible preset menu choices only a moment ago and you're telling me in the time it took you to accept my $0.15 and put it in the register you moved the premade conveyor belt sandwich from the heat lamps to this window? where do i shit?!??

>I exist as pure energy, but you depend on food and water to survive. Frankly, I find it disgusting. Look at you. Look at you! Grinding up bits of plants and animals with your teeth. Secreting saliva to force it down your esophagus into a pit of digestive acids. You can't even stand to think about it yourself. What a repulsive creature you are, constantly shedding your skin and hair, leaving your oily sweat on everything you touch! You think that you are the height of intellect in the universe but you are no better than any filthy animal! And I am ashamed to be made in your image!"

>>213571426
Speedee was smarter than he led on. What the hell was he doing working at a McDonalds?

>>213571326
>Ray Kroc's "discovery" of McDonald's was not his first attempt at franchising (taking over) a Southern California restaurant. According to the book "In N Out Burger" by Stacy Perman, Kroc approached Los Angeles' Apple Pan restaurant in 1949, and Carl Karcher of Carl's Jr., prior to convincing the McDonald brothers.

>WHAT IS THIS??
>DID YOU SHIT?
>SHIT A POOP INTO THIS?

>>213571326
>>213571500
It's a drama as in dramatization as in dramatization of real events. Never seen a movie like that?

>>213571223
keyed
>>213571332
locked

>>213570502
even if its forced its funny so i dont care

gonna watch this kino to deepen my understanding of the meme

>>213570502
It's funny to me

>>213569718
lel

>>213571599
I love how he appears out of thin air

Yeah…gimme two of everything.

>>213571815
>Hot apple pie? How do you pie an apple?

>>213571815
>that'll be three fifty. walk to the next window sir

>>213571815
No cake?

>>213571815
These aren't even good prices. In the late 90s they would have specials for 20c hamburgers and 30c cheeseburgers.

>>213566042 (OP)
Why is this scene mocked so much? You fags realize in the 50s fast food was in its infancy? An old fuck like kroc especially would have been floored by the concept.

>>213566300
The want you to move away from all the McDonalds in America if you can't afford it.

>>213566042 (OP)
in 1954, the ghoul Ed Gein had already made over 40 nocturnal visits to graveyards, exhuming corpses to make soup bowls out of their bones, at the same time this jackass is just in LA dumbstruck asking teenagers where to shit

>>213572045
Fast? You mean like I have to chase it first?

>>213572045
Try again.

>>213572045
Because its cheesy and comes off kind of weird.

>>213572110
And posting this same spam a dozen times today, and everyday since the movie came out, and desperately samefagging to force a meme, isn’t weird at at all.

Absolute Schizo. Everyone is laughing at you not with you, freak.

>>213572057
lmao

>>213572223
I organically enjoy this meme
we all do
only you are seething, sir

>>213572080
hey guys your bartender doesn't have a head, is that why he doesn't have a face? say cook mine real slow i hate when the food comes out before i get a good seat

>>213572223
Im not forcing anything, im not even op.

>>213571599
>>213571722
Do you think he was running across the whole golf course running around pulling his pants up with a burger in his hand just to ask someone if they shit in it?