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Anonymous No.213566042 >>213566149 >>213566300 >>213567679 >>213568611 >>213568824 >>213568901 >>213569550 >>213569792 >>213572045 >>213572051
>What sorcery is this?
Anonymous No.213566149 >>213567310 >>213567611 >>213569720
>>213566042 (OP)
>it's actually ketchup, sir
Anonymous No.213566300 >>213566422 >>213570362 >>213572046
>>213566042 (OP)
I wish we could still buy mcdonald's with less than a dollar
The globalists are trying to kill coins as part of their war on digital currency which would result in you being forced to take the mark of the beast (some ai-created crypto) to buy or sell anything
Anonymous No.213566422 >>213566617 >>213566831 >>213567024 >>213570362
>>213566300
While they are, the reality also is it's not a great idea to use metal as a currency from a sustainability point of view. Dollars are cloth, which we have a theoretical infinity of.
Anonymous No.213566577 >>213566679 >>213567344 >>213567373 >>213567425 >>213568387 >>213568417
>where's my food?
>in the bag sir
>I don't want to eat the bag just the food
Anonymous No.213566617 >>213570362
>>213566422
>it's not a great idea to use metal as a currency
THEY HATE THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK!
Anonymous No.213566679 >>213568387
>>213566577
>what's this?
>It's a hamburger, sir
>and this?
>a french fry
>and this?
>another french fry
>what do I-
>you eat it, sir
Anonymous No.213566831
>>213566422
>it's not a great idea to use metal as a currency from a sustainability point of view
The jews will literally convince their cattle of anything, wew lad. Yes goy, use all of those worthless cloths of which we can print out a dozen trillion tons of; not to mention they can be printed with any denomination written on them.
Anonymous No.213567024
>>213566422
Kike rat
Anonymous No.213567310
>>213566149
>Where's your wine list?
Anonymous No.213567344
>>213566577
>Let me speak to the maitre d'hotel
Anonymous No.213567373 >>213568387 >>213569619
>>213566577
>my drink has taken the form of its container.
Anonymous No.213567425 >>213568387
>>213566577
>what is this beverage chimney, how do I extract the liquid?
Anonymous No.213567611
>>213566149
>Catch up to what?
Anonymous No.213567679 >>213567745 >>213567852
>>213566042 (OP)
the kind were you’re banned and slid for the 9th time today for spamming this same shit.

Goodbye.
Anonymous No.213567745 >>213568159
>>213567679
you're a faggot.
Anonymous No.213567852 >>213568159
>>213567679
Since jannies work for free, do you pay to have the honor of being a wannabe jannie?
Anonymous No.213568061 >>213568143 >>213571092
>Your food it's making me do a poop
>a poop right out my butt
>what the hell do I do now?!
Anonymous No.213568143
>>213568061
The napkins are in the bag, sir
Anonymous No.213568159 >>213569376 >>213570502
>>213567745
>>213567852

A reminder this retarded samefagging spammer is obviously the same redd*t faggot that incessantly floods the catalogue with joker ass rape and “crust,” and Saw/jigC and “keyed” and endless (similar) FG/Simpson’s cancer .. pretty much all forced meme cancer on the /TV/ board.

Search “Sethy boy kekitskino bigcockcummer kiwifarms” (no quotes), it’s all his social ids if you want to connect the schizo discord dots yourself.

Sethy is certifiably mentally ill, compulsively obsessed with cartoon characters and horror clowns and male anal sex. He hits on a single “joke” (like this founder thread) and spams and samefags it relentlessly, because he has no life or friends irl.

His MO is always the same:
- keep posting the cancer over and over, it has to be on the catalogue constantly, multiple threads, and he reposts fails after they slide again and again.
- samefags and bumps relentlessly (most of the replies here already)
- reposts as “contrarian” ..”why does it make you mad” or “what did X mean by this”
- can’t help himself and inevitably tosses his other cancer into the thred, like “QRD?”“b*skin Robbins,” “rockin’”, “kek, it’s kino” or some other obsessive tic.
- gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo

Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns. Now that you know it, you’ll see it. It’s obviously him.

Deny his dopamine rush and do what must be done.
Anonymous No.213568188
is it true that this was the moment fast food was invented? and before this moment all food was slow?
Anonymous No.213568241 >>213568266
Anonymous No.213568266
>>213568241
Founder poundered?
Anonymous No.213568271 >>213568312 >>213568829
>...hamburgers?
Anonymous No.213568274
>I just shidded and fardded and cummedd in my pants
>There's wet wipes in the bag sir
Anonymous No.213568312
>>213568271
>people................ go places to get FOOD?!?!
Anonymous No.213568339 >>213568361 >>213568420 >>213569027
is it just me or is michael keaton bad at acting? He always seems like an overacting retard boomer to me
Anonymous No.213568361
>>213568339
usually yeah but I think it works in Birdman
Anonymous No.213568387
>>213566679
>>213567373
>>213567425
>>213566577
Kek
Anonymous No.213568407 >>213568514 >>213568534 >>213568690 >>213568707 >>213569659 >>213569686 >>213570285 >>213571131
>Sir there are other people in line, please move the fuck aside I don't have time to answer all your stupid questions
Anonymous No.213568417
>>213566577
>i only see tin foil and a paper carton in here. where's my food?
Anonymous No.213568420
>>213568339
He and Jack Nicholson and Christian Slater all raise their eyebrows the exact same way.
Anonymous No.213568514
>>213568407
>There's a line?! What line?
Anonymous No.213568534
>>213568407
>This?!?
Anonymous No.213568569 >>213568768 >>213568835
what's the deal with this scene?

why does it keep getting spammed when the movie came out like 9 years ago?
Anonymous No.213568611
>>213566042 (OP)
>Is the meat human? Which race is it from? My mom says I can't eat Asian.
Anonymous No.213568690 >>213568781
>>213568407
Anonymous No.213568707 >>213569057
>>213568407
>Start? When do I stop? When does my start stop? At what point does start become sustainment or momentum? What is the terminus of the 'start' dynamic phase?? "Start doing"?? If I am doing, haven't I completed starting and entered a phase possibly called continuing or unfolding??
Anonymous No.213568768 >>213570502
>>213568569
it's a joke for only the highly intelligent. If you don't get it then you never will.
Anonymous No.213568781
>>213568690
Anonymous No.213568824
>>213566042 (OP)
>Me own fookin' son... A flat fish that lives on the bottom of the ocean!
Anonymous No.213568829
>>213568271
why are there so many blacks walking around in 1954
Anonymous No.213568835 >>213570502
>>213568569
the interaction is just super retarded lol it's like the bane plane scene. nobody acts like that, fast food or drive thrus were not revolutionary food stands existed for decades before that
Anonymous No.213568901 >>213569028
>>213566042 (OP)
Are you retarded, sir?
Anonymous No.213569027
>>213568339
Never seen Night Shift huh?
Anonymous No.213569028
>>213568901
Speedee! You can't ask the customers that
Anonymous No.213569057
>>213568707
>It's phenomenology, sir
Anonymous No.213569092 >>213569118
Anonymous No.213569118
>>213569092
>Only known for one movie and one scene
The star that shines twice as bright lives half as long..
Anonymous No.213569131 >>213569529
>you take this and give it to someone else for money?
Anonymous No.213569376 >>213569412
>>213568159
I hope you get the help you need man. Don't really know what else to say.
Anonymous No.213569412
>>213569376
It's pasta.
Anonymous No.213569529
>>213569131
>No, my door isn't dashing
Anonymous No.213569550 >>213569644
>>213566042 (OP)
>sir, you appear to be senile, you walked up here and ordered a #1 and now you're acting like you don't understand anything. i'm calling the cops and i hope they taze your pickle off and throw you in a freezer
Anonymous No.213569619
>>213567373
Anonymous No.213569644
>>213569550
>What's a #1?
Anonymous No.213569659
>>213568407
>Start doing what? What is this?
Anonymous No.213569686
>>213568407
What are the odds that a guy named Speedee would get a job explaining fast food to founders?
Anonymous No.213569718 >>213570439 >>213571702
>is the bun included?
Anonymous No.213569720
>>213566149
>I'm your Huckleberry
Anonymous No.213569771
>so which burger belongs to mcdonald?
Anonymous No.213569792
>>213566042 (OP)
Wait, I thought you are not supposed to just go up to the drive thru if you're not in a car...
Anonymous No.213569831 >>213570467
>I give you money in exchange for the food?
Anonymous No.213569932 >>213570427
>Let me get uhhhh.... uhhhhh.... uhhhhhhhh
>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
Anonymous No.213570206
Why is it called a happy meal? I’m pretty fucking pissed.
Anonymous No.213570213
Was this necessary in a movie about hamburgers?
Anonymous No.213570285
>>213568407
>I…..I’M POOPING???? IM POOOP POOOPING????? POOP MCDONALDS POOP IN PAAAAAANTS???
Anonymous No.213570328 >>213570366 >>213570411
>so i just ingest it then defecate it out?
Anonymous No.213570362
>>213566300
>>213566422
>>213566617
the jews took us off the gold standard in the 1970s so they could intentionally cause inflation because
>it's good for muh economy
read the 1% bankers just like how free trade and h1bs and illegals are
>good for the economy
inflation is also significantly worse than any of the calculators say because the calculators are based on this stupid bullshit formula that the government came up with that includes shit like TVs and laptops but doesn't include housing or food.
Anonymous No.213570366
>>213570328
There’s napkins in the bag, sir.
Anonymous No.213570396 >>213570500 >>213570634 >>213571021 >>213571157
Anonymous No.213570411
>>213570328
>so where do i poop?
>on the street? on the beach? in your car? whatever you want... SAAR
Anonymous No.213570427
>>213569932
>Sir can you pick something please
Anonymous No.213570439
>>213569718
>Do I use the bag to wipe my face?
Anonymous No.213570467
>>213569831
money is just a glorified barter system, yes
Anonymous No.213570484
This was the most unbelievable part of the movie.
Anonymous No.213570500
>>213570396
Favorite part of the movie
Anonymous No.213570502 >>213570526 >>213570610 >>213570665 >>213570933 >>213571647 >>213571687
>>213568768
>>213568835
Wrong. It’s forced meme spam some retard(s) has been pushing for most of the year because they’re a loser faghot(s) with no friends or life.

See >>213568159

Desperate to make something like bane or sneed, but they can’t and never will.
Anonymous No.213570526 >>213570991
>>213570502
we don't get new memes on this board because of schizos like you. it's a funny scene dude
Anonymous No.213570536 >>213570702
>there is a knife hidden in the bag, take it and shank that snitch piece of shit, you gonna put that work in Founder or I will greenlight your ass
Anonymous No.213570610 >>213570991
>>213570502
Go outside.
Anonymous No.213570634
>>213570396
Ron Swanson
Say it ain't so!
Anonymous No.213570665 >>213570991
>>213570502
>You...don't get the joke? Why don't you get it are you stupid or something. Also can I get some extra napkins
Anonymous No.213570702 >>213571036
>>213570536
>Stab him? with a knife? How did you get that in here? Up your butt? Did you put it up your butt?
Anonymous No.213570933 >>213570991
>>213570502
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN ON 4CHAN!!
Anonymous No.213570991 >>213571081
>>213570526
>>213570610
>>213570665
>>213570933
Samefagging.
> reposts as “contrarian”
> gets angry when called out, denies it, and lashes out … then doubles down and goes schizo
Everytime .. schizo ranting incoming. Take your meds.
Anonymous No.213571021
>>213570396
made me guffaw aloud. updoots to you kind stranger
Anonymous No.213571027
>you know the drill. Toilets. Where are they? Poop. What do I do with it?
Anonymous No.213571036 >>213571113
>>213570702
>obsessed with shit, asses and ass rape
Everytime. Mentally ill people always stick to familiar patterns.
Anonymous No.213571066 >>213571405
>so i just insert my penis and a little later a human being comes out? and i own it? do i just keep it at home or?
Anonymous No.213571081
>>213570991
lol this guy loves to seethe, thanks for bumping the thread
Anonymous No.213571092
>>213568061
My mouth is right here sir, and there are negroes available for you to use as well
Anonymous No.213571113
>>213571036
I’m pretty sure it’s the same guy who spams those TLOU threads because every thread is about feces
Anonymous No.213571131
>>213568407
>Sir I'm being paid the future equivalent of 250k a year for this job so I'm happy to answer any questions, also they'll make me an executive if I work here for three years due to my insane loyalty and dedication
Anonymous No.213571157
>>213570396
>Rarbg
It still hurts
Anonymous No.213571169
>...I'm suppose to... work my entire life to live in an absurdist postmodern world without meaning? Despite the pain of existence?
Anonymous No.213571223 >>213571332 >>213571640
>Do you have Bane in there?
Anonymous No.213571281
>Sneed?
Anonymous No.213571326 >>213571419 >>213571500 >>213571630
Why did fast food just blow this guy's fucking mind, it already existed.
Anonymous No.213571332 >>213571373 >>213571640
>>213571223
Should've used AI instead of your poor ms paint skills.
Anonymous No.213571373
>>213571332
Maaan fuck AI. I spent over 9000 hours in MS paint making that
Anonymous No.213571405
>>213571066
>Does this little human eat hamburgers ? Can you guys feed them?
Anonymous No.213571419
>>213571326
>no there's no way you have the food ready ! i chose 1 of the 3 possible preset menu choices only a moment ago and you're telling me in the time it took you to accept my $0.15 and put it in the register you moved the premade conveyor belt sandwich from the heat lamps to this window? where do i shit?!??
Anonymous No.213571426 >>213571467
>I exist as pure energy, but you depend on food and water to survive. Frankly, I find it disgusting. Look at you. Look at you! Grinding up bits of plants and animals with your teeth. Secreting saliva to force it down your esophagus into a pit of digestive acids. You can't even stand to think about it yourself. What a repulsive creature you are, constantly shedding your skin and hair, leaving your oily sweat on everything you touch! You think that you are the height of intellect in the universe but you are no better than any filthy animal! And I am ashamed to be made in your image!"
Anonymous No.213571467
>>213571426
Speedee was smarter than he led on. What the hell was he doing working at a McDonalds?
Anonymous No.213571500 >>213571630
>>213571326
>Ray Kroc's "discovery" of McDonald's was not his first attempt at franchising (taking over) a Southern California restaurant. According to the book "In N Out Burger" by Stacy Perman, Kroc approached Los Angeles' Apple Pan restaurant in 1949, and Carl Karcher of Carl's Jr., prior to convincing the McDonald brothers.
Anonymous No.213571599 >>213571722 >>213572280
>WHAT IS THIS??
>DID YOU SHIT?
>SHIT A POOP INTO THIS?
Anonymous No.213571630
>>213571326
>>213571500
It's a drama as in dramatization as in dramatization of real events. Never seen a movie like that?
Anonymous No.213571640
>>213571223
keyed
>>213571332
locked
Anonymous No.213571647
>>213570502
even if its forced its funny so i dont care
Anonymous No.213571672
gonna watch this kino to deepen my understanding of the meme
Anonymous No.213571687
>>213570502
It's funny to me
Anonymous No.213571702
>>213569718
lel
Anonymous No.213571722 >>213572280
>>213571599
I love how he appears out of thin air
Anonymous No.213571815 >>213571917 >>213571949 >>213571959 >>213571989
Yeah…gimme two of everything.
Anonymous No.213571917
>>213571815
>Hot apple pie? How do you pie an apple?
Anonymous No.213571949
>>213571815
>that'll be three fifty. walk to the next window sir
Anonymous No.213571959
>>213571815
No cake?
Anonymous No.213571989
>>213571815
These aren't even good prices. In the late 90s they would have specials for 20c hamburgers and 30c cheeseburgers.
Anonymous No.213572045 >>213572057 >>213572080 >>213572110
>>213566042 (OP)
Why is this scene mocked so much? You fags realize in the 50s fast food was in its infancy? An old fuck like kroc especially would have been floored by the concept.
Anonymous No.213572046
>>213566300
The want you to move away from all the McDonalds in America if you can't afford it.
Anonymous No.213572051
>>213566042 (OP)
in 1954, the ghoul Ed Gein had already made over 40 nocturnal visits to graveyards, exhuming corpses to make soup bowls out of their bones, at the same time this jackass is just in LA dumbstruck asking teenagers where to shit
Anonymous No.213572057 >>213572239
>>213572045
Fast? You mean like I have to chase it first?
Anonymous No.213572080 >>213572261
>>213572045
Try again.
Anonymous No.213572110 >>213572223
>>213572045
Because its cheesy and comes off kind of weird.
Anonymous No.213572223 >>213572258 >>213572262
>>213572110
And posting this same spam a dozen times today, and everyday since the movie came out, and desperately samefagging to force a meme, isn’t weird at at all.

Absolute Schizo. Everyone is laughing at you not with you, freak.
Anonymous No.213572239
>>213572057
lmao
Anonymous No.213572258
>>213572223
I organically enjoy this meme
we all do
only you are seething, sir
Anonymous No.213572261
>>213572080
hey guys your bartender doesn't have a head, is that why he doesn't have a face? say cook mine real slow i hate when the food comes out before i get a good seat
Anonymous No.213572262
>>213572223
Im not forcing anything, im not even op.
Anonymous No.213572280
>>213571599
>>213571722
Do you think he was running across the whole golf course running around pulling his pants up with a burger in his hand just to ask someone if they shit in it?