Thread 213566449

IT’S HAPPENING

>>213566449 (OP)
How bad will it be? Sorta bad, really bad or a total abomination?

Nothing new under the sun. Not in the 21st century anyway.

>>213566449 (OP)
ugh

This is the one thing that modern Hollywood should be able to do well because it's patient zero for quippy Whedonslop millennial writing and the characters are a bunch of vapid teenagers and young adults with shallow edgy high school takes.

By all logic, they should nail it.

>>213566449 (OP)
Touching Miss Hoang's face

Jews must realize that vampires are an anti-semitic trope. Rather odd that they almost never call attention to it.

>>213567026
Bram Stoker got rid of pretty much all those tropes when he re-invented the mythos. It’s not like Dracula is a redhead

>>213566449 (OP)
It will be shit. It won't be happening much longer.

>>213567026
it's actually a british myth to make fun of slavs and balkanic people as subhuman and uncouth

>>213566449 (OP)
how the fuck is this gonna work without whedon? literally every whedon wannabe in hollywood sucks ass

>>213567026
Every single number is anti-semitic with it's own entry but they don't even mention the blood-sucking anti-Christ demons with hook noses from Eastern Europe that are insanely popular in modern media.

>>213567154
He's likely ghostwriting.

>>213567153
Get over yourself. Brits never gave a shit about Slavs.

>>213567087
>It’s not like Dracula is a redhead

>>213566471
Might turn out passable. So far the new lead is white and not gay.

>>213567423
An insider who posts here said she’s a lesbian