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Anonymous No.213567266 >>213567446 >>213567497 >>213567546 >>213567592 >>213568309 >>213569352 >>213569532 >>213569674 >>213569707 >>213569728 >>213570051 >>213570119 >>213570987
>mom, dad, here's my girlfriend
Anonymous No.213567375 >>213567645 >>213568388 >>213568390 >>213568588 >>213569790
probably the only bargain bin jlaw they pushed that i liked
shame shes a 30+ year old hag now though
Anonymous No.213567386 >>213567541 >>213567726 >>213569043
Paul Rust is funny
Why did his career never take off?
Anonymous No.213567446 >>213567714
>>213567266 (OP)
What movie?
Anonymous No.213567486
this looks retarted
Anonymous No.213567497 >>213567645
>>213567266 (OP)
Is that a girl from hunger trials or whatever its called?
Anonymous No.213567522
aids
Anonymous No.213567541 >>213567676 >>213568037 >>213568455 >>213568604 >>213569043
>>213567386
NEW NO NOS
Anonymous No.213567546 >>213567685
>>213567266 (OP)
Who is this? She looks super familiar but I can't place her.
Anonymous No.213567592 >>213567905 >>213568020
>>213567266 (OP)
>mom, dad, here's my girlfriend
Anonymous No.213567607 >>213569388
looks like Kinzie Kenner
Anonymous No.213567645
>>213567497
divergent. can't remember her name
>>213567375
her career stalled over some interview where she said that she wasn't a feminist because she didn't hate men
even in the current political environment that would sink her. you need to do the sydney sweeney thing where you have plausible deniability and even then hollywood might still hold a grudge
Anonymous No.213567676
>>213567541
One for the money!
Two for the sponge!
Three MY DAUGHTER MARRIED WHO!?
Anonymous No.213567685
>>213567546
Shailene Woodley
Anonymous No.213567714 >>213567772
>>213567446
Robots (2023)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67MaSPjGHSs
Anonymous No.213567717
she shows her tits and bush in stuff and that makes her cool in my book even if she's some hippie freak
Anonymous No.213567726
>>213567386
Ugh!!
Anonymous No.213567772
>>213567714
why does that say
>Some people just - cuck" ?
Anonymous No.213567784
I would have to sit through her terrible TV show about being 15 and pregnant just to see her younger hot and stacked sister.
Anonymous No.213567881 >>213568267 >>213568527 >>213570593
>mom, dad, here's my girlfriend
Anonymous No.213567904
It's a shame her career went nowhere, she seemed nice. But she was an awful actress.
Anonymous No.213567905 >>213569169 >>213570645
>>213567592
>you could use a trafick light
>lets use a robot
They dont have any usefull work for their expensive tech.
Anonymous No.213568020 >>213568346 >>213568381 >>213568446 >>213568538
>>213567592
how long would that last in any major US city?
Anonymous No.213568037
>>213567541
START THE CLOCK
Anonymous No.213568267
>>213567881
those cartels are getting more creative every year
Anonymous No.213568309
>>213567266 (OP)
this triggers my agp, fuck
Anonymous No.213568344
>cucked by dad
That’s my fetish.
Anonymous No.213568346
>>213568020
How long will it last in China? It's a propaganda campaign, bro. The cameras go off and they pack up the bot never to be used again. Or they try to actually use it somewhere else and it breaks in 30 minutes.
Anonymous No.213568381
>>213568020
Less than one night
Anonymous No.213568388
>>213567375
>shame shes a 30+ year old hag now
If some wrinkles are enough to turn you off of her, you never liked her in the first place.
Anonymous No.213568390
>>213567375
Women should be married at 14, mothers at 16 and die at 30.
Anonymous No.213568446 >>213568538 >>213568621
>>213568020
Anonymous No.213568455 >>213569043
>>213567541
takes me back, good times man.
Anonymous No.213568475
>mom, dad, here's my girlfriend
Anonymous No.213568527
>>213567881
NOOOO DO NOT REDEEEEEEM
Anonymous No.213568532
I need a gf so bad
Anonymous No.213568538
>>213568020
depends on the city
>>213568446
pic related
Anonymous No.213568588
>>213567375
she is actually hot unlike jlaw
Anonymous No.213568604
>>213567541
My beautiful daughter in the hands of a black man? NEW NO NO! If anyone's hands are on my daughter, they're gonna be mine. But i'll be in blackface the whole time. NEW NO-NO rape is fine if you look black to the lord.
Anonymous No.213568621
>>213568446
>Philadelphia
We don't go to Ravenholm. Humans don't survive long in the dark corners of inner cities. The elites are breeding weapons of mass destruction there.
Anonymous No.213569043
>>213567386
>>213568455
>>213567541
It's been a while
Anonymous No.213569169
>>213567905
its probably a temp traffic situation.
Anonymous No.213569257
>mom and dad, here's my girlfriend. i think i'm gonna marry her soon. she's for keeps.
>alhamdulillah.
Anonymous No.213569352 >>213569701
>>213567266 (OP)
>mom, dad, here's my girlfriend
Anonymous No.213569374 >>213569554 >>213569568 >>213569584
Everytime I brought hot chicks home my Dad would be all happy and hi5 me after they left after asking "didja screw her?" and my stupid cunt mother would be all pissy and try to lurk outside my bedroom door until my Dad told her to fuck off and mind her own business. That evil cunt seriously can't die soon enough and I pray everyday for her to get fast acting cancer so I can cremate her and flush her down the toilet after my Dad and I have a party with a ton of whores and all the other people she has made miserable her whole life.
Anonymous No.213569388
>>213567607
Vintage taste
Anonymous No.213569532 >>213569923
>>213567266 (OP)
Anonymous No.213569554 >>213569780 >>213570738
>>213569374
My dad's opinion of me changed after he saw me walking a hot girl out of my duplex one morning. He was much nicer to me after that until I finally moved out like a year later.
Anonymous No.213569568 >>213569780 >>213570949
>>213569374
Whoa! Is this anon too edgy for 4chan?
Anonymous No.213569584 >>213569780
>>213569374

Gr8 LARP m8
Anonymous No.213569674 >>213569823
>>213567266 (OP)
sorry son, but I gotta try her and break her for you first.
>lock my son out of his own room
>brutally rape the girl making her scream as if murder is being committed
>break every single one of her holes
>make her more cum than woman
>make her go ahegao with her tongue out and eyes rolled upwards while she can't even talk anymore
>all while son listens and cries behind the door
>leave
>shes all yours son
>she is naked laying on the floor, my sperm leaking out of every single hole, pussy, anus and mouth, she can't even think anymore
Anonymous No.213569701 >>213570694
>>213569352
what a cutie pie

what's her name bro?
Anonymous No.213569707
>>213567266 (OP)
Push-up bras are a lie. Her tits never looked that good.
Anonymous No.213569728
>>213567266 (OP)
I this woman isn't that attractive. She was really annoying in that Snowden movie.
Anonymous No.213569769
>dad here are my girlfriends
Anonymous No.213569780
>>213569568
>>213569584
It's the truth and not edgy. If you had any idea the Hell that evil bitch has put so many people through you would understand. Pure evil.
>>213569554
Kind of the same for me. He was always good to me but after the first time I brought a girl home in high school and he heard us upstairs fuckin he was even more of a bro and after she left and I walked her out he smiled at me and said "I thought were gay and thank God now I know you aren't" lel.
Anonymous No.213569790
>>213567375
I prefer Haley
Anonymous No.213569823
>>213569674
Thankfully you will never have sex so that will remain a retarded too much tranime watching faggot's dream.
Anonymous No.213569923
>>213569532
The math checks out
Anonymous No.213569998
>Anon, your girlfriend looks very ......jewish
Anonymous No.213570051
>>213567266 (OP)
>Pigtails
Is she a diaperfag?
Anonymous No.213570119 >>213570264
>>213567266 (OP)
Even joking about bringing a whore home to your parents is saying a lot about you. I'm asking for you to refrain from lust and resist any temptation you have for God's sake.
Anonymous No.213570178 >>213570564
Anonymous No.213570264 >>213571239
>>213570119
t. tradLARPer that never actually read The Bible. Go suck Nick Fuentes' brown micropenis and get the AIDS you deserve you fucking faggot.
Anonymous No.213570564
>>213570178
What a chad
Anonymous No.213570593
>>213567881
Jesus Christ why did I watch that.
Anonymous No.213570645
>>213567905
Governments need all the data they can get when they start manufacturing robots to police populations
Anonymous No.213570694
>>213569701
Bailey :3
Anonymous No.213570738
>>213569554
Lol. He thought you were gay.
Anonymous No.213570949
>>213569568
Not edgy enough. Women are terrible today and bitter harpy women are the worst of the worse.
Anonymous No.213570987
>>213567266 (OP)
I feel like this might be pornography.
Anonymous No.213571231
haha jokes on you retards im gay
Anonymous No.213571239 >>213571741
>>213570264
Way to out yourself as Jewish.
Anonymous No.213571741 >>213572073
>>213571239
t. tradLARPer that had never read The Bible and sucks Spic Fuentes brown microdick. I'm an actual Christian unlike you. You are so pathetic and transparent to any actual Christians that it is comical. Disgusting. Enjoy an eternity in Hell LARPboy.
Anonymous No.213572073 >>213572157
>>213571741
got news for you anon, if you're "christian" and on 4chan, you're automatically a tradlarper too
Anonymous No.213572157
>>213572073
Got news for you faggot, everyone sins and actual Christians know that. When did he say he was "trad"? Go be a subhuman retard elsewhere.