Thread 213568573

> You see, I've installed an inhibitor chip which protects my higher brain function. The chip, which is the only thing protecting my brain, has been conveniently left in a fragile glass casing despite all other technology in the arms being encased with metal. I will now wear no electrical insulation while i proceed to be within 5 feet of a sun made by a fusion reactor.
Was he retarded?

He installed the inhibitor chip later, the arms subtly manipulated him into giving the chip poor protection so they could take full control later on when he was at his lowest.

>>213568573 (OP)
no, but you are. severely.

>>213568573 (OP)
Just turn your brain off bro

>>213568573 (OP)
It's a Spiderman movie directed by the Evil Dead guy

He shouldn't have been racist, had it coming desu

>>213568573 (OP)
is it weird to think this guy is handsome? not in a gay way just saying

>>213568573 (OP)
why were those arms such assholes?

>>213568573 (OP)
Even more stupid was not factoring in magnetism and conducting this high-risk experiment in a random NYC warehouse apartment building surrounded by ferrous beams and casings.

Was it hubris? Why not just control those metallic arms remotely with a robot or similar? For a physicist, he is pretty retarded.

>>213568573 (OP)
>that reveal when it turns out he was Dr. Octopus

>>213569119
They were forced jerk him off during the testing phase

>>213569311
>The power of Dachau in the palm of my hands...

>>213568573 (OP)
he needs a no homo chip
https://youtu.be/giPey9Oz7Sw

>>213569311
>posting a shitty edit instead of the real clip

>>213569398
The amazing 6 gorillion!
No im the Hunan Holocaust! He got my name wrong!

>>213569440
>The real crime would be to not finish off my homies..

>>213568573 (OP)
He ran out of funding

>>213568573 (OP)
>It's still a regular middle aged guy
>able to survive Spidey punches and kicks and falling from very tall heights

>>213569916
Spider-man always pulls his punches. He’s like an anime character who only uses ten percent of his power.

Why isnt this Spideys default personality? He's much much cooler and he also fights better

>>213570180
I think once someone is holding my aunt hostage 30 stories up on a building, or takes my erect-nipples gf hostage, I stop pulling my piunches and end that shit fast.

>>213568573 (OP)
>casually invents AI and nuclear fusion

>>213568573 (OP)
>oh yeah, ive also invented hyper-advanced AI that interprets your brain states and acts on your subconscious physical intentions, as well as an AI inhibitor which forces any AI to be subject to your direct commands so it doesnt overtake you
>but anyway back to this micro-fusion i also invented

>>213568573 (OP)
>if all goes according to plan, I will then manually stabilize the fusion reaction with my robot arms for the rest of my life
>however, this is merely a proof of concept, in full scale deployment we'll graft the arms onto mexicans instead

>>213570294
You forget that Doc Oc was Peter's mentor before the robot arms took over his body. He doesn't want to hurt him.

The power of your cock in the palm of my hands

>>213568573 (OP)
He wasn't, but Raimi was. He made those really shitty Spider-Man movies.

>>213568573 (OP)
It's a comic book movie about a 30 year old teenager who gets bit by a spiderman and gains super power to climb walls and shoot webs out of his wrists

>>213570510
blasphemy

>>213570510
say what you want about 3 but spiderman 2 is the only movie where spiderman is portrayed how he's supposed to, an exhausted, lonely brokie who does it cause he has to. They could've done that with brand new day but jews need their money so we gotta add hulk and punisher

Out of the whole movie my favorite sight gag is at the end when he decides to help Peter, and three of his arms immediately agree but the fourth one keeps choking Peter for just a second longer and he gets disappointed with it like it's a rambunctious puppy

I have never seen anyone else actually mention that moment

>>213570180
Even so you would you think it wouldn't take that many hits to knock down some out of shape boomer

>>213568573 (OP)
To play Devil's advocate for a moment, perhaps if the inhibitor chip was surrounded by a tougher, more durable material, its signal wouldn't be able to get out?

>>213568573 (OP)
He finishes off his homies, right?

>>213570180
He lost his powers in this retarded movie. Mechanical spider webs would've fixed that instead of him magically losing his powers and regaining it later.

Rewatching this recently, it's amazing that the movie is able to make "characters" out of Doc Ock's arms and it doesn't feel forced or anything, and meanwhile most current MCU movies can't even be bothered giving the main hero of the film a character arc.

>>213571267
it's called a character arc

>>213569916
He pulls his punches but also I think Ock’s nerves are fried to a degree
Not that he’s more durable, but I think he can take a punch better than most

>>213568573 (OP)
Loved this flick as a kid but nothing in doc ock's transformation makes any sense. Was giving him tentacles really the best way of going ahead with whatever scientific stuff he was doing was? Why did the tentacles have murderous personalities that could take over him?

>>213568573 (OP)
This isn't even the dumbest thing Otto does in the movie. Once he escapes the hospital and the tentacles turn him evil, he's all "I will try my experiment again! But this time, I will make the machine bigger, stronger, more capable of containing the tridium!" And okay, that sounds good. The first machine wasn't capable of containing the tridium, so you make a stronger one that can. Makes sense. It shows he's learning from his mistakes. But then, instead of using a bigger/stronger machine and the same amount of tridium as the first time, the dumbass goes and uses like fifty times the amount of tridium, which no machine would ever be able to contain.

>>213570374
el doctor pulpo!

>>213570510
Get the fuck out

>>213568573 (OP)
I watched this last night and was joking about this exact thing. This site is nothing but bots, confirmed.

>>213569916
>>213571306
I headcannon that the arms are forcefully keep him awake after every punch.

>>213571642
The man was having ChatgpTentacle beamed into his mind at all moments, can you blame him?