Slave leia cosplay thread
>>213570877 (OP)major themes: slavery
I don't understand why more women don't wear this costume on Halloween. I imagine it's because the police might become involved.
>>213570948Iโm in the airport and stuck on my phone and my flight got delayed
>>213570877 (OP)you are now legally required to call it a django fett firespray class starship leia cosplay thread
>>213570877 (OP)>>>/s/Coomer begone
>>213571256Slave leia
Sheโs a slave
And itโs SEXY
>>213571284you're raping me
>>213570877 (OP)I like this thread.
>>213571330>Indentured Servant Leia after a 20hr shift.
>>213571279Star Wars is /tv/ and George is the coomer king
>>213571330whoville lookin ass bitch
>>213570877 (OP)Excuse you, we say Boba Fett's Starship Leia now
>>213570914Why would police get involved? Girls on Halloween in big cities dress up in lots of costumes that are just as scanty.
>>213571668You don't have Sharia patrol?
>>213571635This is the best pic of hero imo. Perfect pose
>>213571635Me on the right
>>213571782Me on the left
>>213571635Reddit is that way
>>213571330Imagine if you punched her in the chin with a massive uppercut.
>>213572274We talked about this, Ranjit.
Let me introduce you to one of my favorite actresses, Christina Ochoa.
(this is The Neighbors, S02E11)
Do you guys even know?
https://youtu.be/mAJTunV_1Jc
>>213571330Would make babies with her but withhold alcohol from her so they could have a chance at a normal life.
>>213572577>withhold alcoholJenny's into smoking meth now, she's got those bugs under her skin!
>>213573152>terminal illness, last movie you see is Phantom MenaceTerribly depressing.
>>213571330>corded telephones I miss pre internet life. We can go back
>>213570877 (OP)Its Leia the Jabba Slayer not Slave Leia.
>>213571782So they don't wear panties?
>>213573152Man Kristen Bell in that outfit , I dont care if Starwars is dead the slave leia outfit is still hot
>>213571330pan down george
PAN DOWN
I wonder what ever happened to her...
>>213572371My cousin is some tech big wig in CA , his kids Au Pair looks almost exactly like this chick
>>213573544Leia my cock stroker
>>213573663The good ones donโt
>>213570877 (OP)>Adrienne CurryI miss that whore. She had some great cosplay shit. Idk how she turned that into a career.
>>213574625she is a chud on twatter
>>213571330I hate how Jenny used to be fun but is now a massive prude. Probably a born again christian too.
Love seeing this. Have a huge slave leia kink so nice seeing this
>>213572577Sheโs not an alcoholic stop spreading that rumor dipshit.
Will Jamie Lee Curtis reprise her role as Leia in the new upcoming Star Wars film?
>>213575821Why is Disney so fixated on newspeak shit? Feels very cultish
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me with the camera
>>213575952are you fat, stupid, and greasy?
>>213575855Because it simply works. Not immediately, not on die-hard super-opinionated people, but it works. Be consistent, keep pushing your intended wording / message, work on disallowing or severely restricting unofficial places of discussion so that the average person can't stumble upon them.
>>213575981and brown, dont forget brown
>>213575981Ive lost weight since then ;_;
I'd love to be a slave to Jabba
>>213575769Her mother clearly drank while pregnant
>>213575855They banned all merchandise of slave Leia, they're woke trash
Can we please talk about the irony of the slave leia costume?
It is undoubtedly THE most popular star wars costume amongst women, yet Disney is determined to bury it. What's ironic is that its not men pushing it. Its women themselves who get into Star Wars and choose to wear it. No one's forcing them. They just like wearing something thats fun, iconic and sexy
Far more women choose the slave Leia outfit over dressing like Rey
Do women fantasize about Jabba?
>>213577684I wonder what fraction of slave Leia sales any of Rey's Halloween costumes ever did. Or Captain Phasma. LOL.
>>213578287Women write Slave Leia Jabba slash fiction
Hot women love the outfit. Ugly women hate it.
>>213577684>young and hot women = want to wear slave Leia costume>old and ugly women = run Lucasfilmhttps://www.lucasfilm.com/who-we-are/leadership-team/
If you know how women tick, this "irony" shouldn't confuse you at all. Old, fat and ugly hags really don't want their younger, hotter, thinner and more fertile competitors prancing around half-naked in public. It's that simple.
>>213571279you will never be thin
>>213577684Women are not united on this issue.
Some female Disney executives are staunchly feminist, anti-male, and push lgtBBQ ideals. They absolutely hate the Slave Leia constume and want to bury it. They banned the toys and banned ever using it again in Star Wars.
But some female fans keep it alive. So it's funny to watch.
>>213578520dumb fucking zoomer
>>213578287Leia was:
>caught being cheeky and sneaky and literally thawing her on again/off again relationship with her deadbeat boyfriend>punished by being made to strip down into a very revealing and degrading outfit by the boss's personal strippers and wasn't told about the clear and present danger of the rancor pit and what happens when you displease the boss in any way>paraded in front a sideshow of aliens, killers, thugs, drug addicts, spies, and other assorted slime that was likely there for the free food and shade.>saw Boba Fett lurking around, the guy who found and captured your man, and smirking cause of how easy it was to capture you all while looking right up the clear view straight up broadway.>an annoying beaked monkey lizard thing that chitters and laughs at stupid shit all while eating what didn't fully make it into Jabba's mouth but otherwise left her alone >was forced to drink strange booze, very likely drugged at some point>was made to lay literally at Jabba's gut and since his arms were so fat to have her be at arms length, he resorted to chaining her at the neck and tugged on it frequently to remind her who was daddy now.>the whole thing was also the biggest power flex on his court and rivals; he had a legit princess from the royal house of Alderaan as his plaything and she practically walked right into his arms.>nothing but a butt flap and flimsy gold bra>this all takes place in a dry and hot desert inside a dank and smelly dungeon "palace" complete with torture rooms, dungeons, and lurking dangers.>could literally be killed at any moment.Nah, I don't see how women woul ddesire any of that.
>>213571330a gym membership would help
Good morning I hate women
>>213578553she was probably as wet as the pacific ocean
>>213578553Replace Jabba with a fat nerd working in IT and the annoying critter with a barking dog and that's the life of a modern woman
>>213573222thats the joke, right? the whole movie through though? its very funny how they ride this one joke the whole movie. their journey was the real phantom menace all along...~ that shatner scene is also really funny
how come no one posted "IT" yet?
>>213573152I always thought she was at her hottest in Deadwood but now I'm not sure
>>213570877 (OP)I wonder how many women fantasized about being raped by jaba
>>213573520>corded telephonesit was the only thing keeping the fucking bitches in check and in their damn rooms
>>213578983>the life of a modern womanis now getting their bullshit job replaced by AI
and sitting at home or homeless without a good breadwinner who cares for the fucking cunt
>>213578497This post is 100% correct
>>213578497Its ultimately a humiliation ritual on us all for allowing our beloved franchises for boys and children ages 8-80 to be governed and dictated by our inferiors.
>>213578287All women love fat ugly guys.
>>213578287>Do women like ruthless powerful gangsters?unfortunately yes
>>213571668Sirs doing needfuls
>>213578544He's literally correct. Can't you fucking see that it's a neural network redraw? Nothing about your image looks wrong to your eye?
Sure, it was based on a real lowres / low-quality photo, but the end result is a horrific AI mess.
>>213574625>>213575206looks like she's 'doomsday prepping', but she's posted about her favourite pizza place near billings in montana
not sure why you'd 'doomsday prep' and then tell everyone where you live
>>213573520Corded phones sucked ass. Rotary dials too although rotary was fun to use.
>>213580042Oh shit this is going to become a huge problem.
>>213575274Imagine how many dick picks sheโs gotten over the years from he uber Chad fans
>>213580097they are still superior for situations when your power is out and you can't charge your phone. nothing beats having a powered wire straight to your home
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>>213580192>she was 57 in this photobe sure to force your wives to be martial artists
>>213580178True, but I stopped paying for a hardline about 15 years ago.
>>213580132Imagine how many she's kept. She probably has a few terabytes stockpiled somewhere.
>>213580131Envisage the aroma.
>>213573104I would cum across all three of their bellies
>>213580192Asian women age like fucking wine, good jesus.
>>213580991That's what doing some excercise and not making fast food 100% of your diet does to you, Americans.
>>213573104im the stormtrooper on the left
>>213581268>No one: ...>Literally no one: ...>Europeans: HOW BOUT AMERICANS HUH??? AMERICANS???
Yeah sure she might look hot here, but lemme tell you boys those looks faded real fast. And she still died widely unknown, shitting herself to death on a plane. Only afterwards when the corpse inspection happened they realised that this withered old hag was Carrie Fisher. You know what years of drug abuse does to an anus? Not just pills, but opioids and crack cocaine. The constant bowel inflammation causes poop to malform and while they need to get pressed out on the daily, the anal region is not accustomed to the density and shape of heroin poops. The morgue report started that the anus was in constant prolapse from this. It's like an outside of body bowel, ironically shaped like Jabba, that can be pushed in at will. But due to years of heroin poops build up the anus is so diseased and weak and open shaped that as soon as you push it in, the slightest movement would make it fall out again. Apparently the stench was so bad they opened a window in mid air too. When they landed rigor mortis had already set in and they had to carry her shitstained body with 4 people, while her prolapsed anus was hanging out of her butt and dragged over the floor. You don't want to do drugs, kids.
>>213581937that's not carrie fisher, retard
>>213575983I fucking hate how danbooru tags her as huttslayer Leia
>>213577684The ones where the skirt wraps around their hips are garbage
>>213578505Thereโs a real picture of her in this exact pose why would you post ai
>>213578544Sir please ignore the ai sir
>>213581689Iโm american
>>213582193You're a gay nigger is what you are
>>213573222>hey, what if it sucks?
>>213580131I'd watch that film
>>213582211Iโm a gay nigger yes I am
Iโm a gay nigger yes I am
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>>213573520>>213580097I miss payphones on the streets and in random alleys.
>>213578983Jabba as a rich IT nerd sounds so fucking funny.
Disney could save Star Wars by making a court drama of Jabbas slaves
>>213571279>Coomer begoneFuck off discord tranny.
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>>213578572The girl's got abs!
>>213571782neurons activated
>>213583108>The girl's got abs!Are we looking at the same photo without an ounce of definition there?
>>213573152Blondes always look great with black hair and black hair chicks look great with blonde hair
>>213573663>Uh, yes, I would like to return this costume, there seems to be a massive discharge stain on the inside
>>213571330What are they arguing about? I need the lore
For me it ashley alban lea
>>213582345Pay phone calls were always an adventure because you better have or know the number.
>>213579708they didn't go after indiana jones
>>213583308>ashley alban I see you are a man of culture
>>213584325>the dead eyed stare of a woman that's pleasured a Hutt cock a thousand times
>>213580131I know it smell crazy in there
>>213570877 (OP)The only slave here is OP to his coomer lust. A man has as many masters as he has vices.
>>213571330Why do you fags worship this FAS mongoloid? Is it just the ugly thing plus the Star Wars thing giving her an air of attainability?
>>213575952>olivia munnhate this bitch. she probably signaled the end of authentic nerd culture and normies like her trying to larp and steal attention
>>213578446My autistic ass would have called out the hair being wrong.
>>213584794Le coomer le coomer goon goon gooner! Fuck off feggot
>>213584917I hate it myself
>>213584840She's cute, Becky
>>213580192I normally hate Asian women but this broad has been hot for like 40 years straight
>>213573663They wear tape
>>213573997Ric Ocasek's crazy ex wife from Thursday?
>>213573104god i miss sara
>>213583826yes they did, the last movie raped the character
>>213584862there were women trying to invade our space before she tried, like Killcreek.
There was this great SL that used to go to horror cons in ohio, but some fat whores complained they could see her goods (you couldn't ..trust me I looked) but were just jealous, she was super cool too.
>>213577684Contrary to the beliefs of certain types, women do in fact enjoy feeling they are attractive.
>>213581689>>Europeans:Don't you think it's a little ironic you brought up "Europeans" out of nowhere?
>>213586583>>213586583oh come on, kingdom of the crystal skull wasn't as bad as everyone says it is. And there's so much potential with Mutt taking on Indy's mantle in the next one.
>>213586811No, because they're the only ones who behave that way.
>>213586864Self-awareness levels are at zero.
>>213586894>ACKSHUALLY American constantly post about European habits tooMost Americans couldn't point out the majority of European countries on a map, much less know or care what sorts of things they do there
>>213571330this is what Gianna Michaels would look like without tits
>>213587002>You responded to something that's continually done by a certain group of people by pointing out the group that does it, therefore you're doing the same they do because blah blah
>he's still screaming about "Europeans" unprompted
Adrianne Curry spent her prime whoring and attention whoring and then settled down in her 40s to live the trad life. Lesson here if you arenโt a simp.
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>>213587061>daz goblins Not cosplay
>>213587098>childless>trad lifekek
>>213580131fat one 3rd from right for me
>>213578287Google my secret garden by nancy friday. Its a collection of anonymous letters sent to the writer from women containing their fantasies.
>>213586864>>213586963>>213587036come on, dude, you gotta have more awareness than this
>>213575821This is it. It had to come. The FINAL straw.
>>213572818I actually know exactly what she means here, I find just existing as a biological entity extremely unsettling and frightening
Someone post the one where the hot mom is dressed up at some con w her pussy basically hanging out and her kids are there w her. Itโs extremely trashy and hot.
>>213587215now that's a vid I've not coomed to in a long time... a long time
>>213588205Whatโs it like having a hot slutty mom like this? Must be embarrassing
>>213588335just look at their expressions
>>213588205> no wall can stop sexy
Fun thread.
go, /TV/! Whoa.
>>213588532Imagine the plumbing
If I could travel back to the 90s before every single inch of town had a cctv camera (Orwellian nightmare), I would have totally kidnapped dozens of skinny teenage girl, locked them in my basement and forced them to dress as slave Leia.
I wouldn't feed them either or let them shave. I want them skeletonized until I can see their ribs and vagina bones, and I want a thick jungle bush waiting for me under that skirtflap.
And for the sake of variety
>>213588205Do you think they know how hot their mom is or does the family bond blind them to that aspect?
>>213588553Heโs created an army of clones
>>213580131Women are such whores, I hate them so much
>>213577684Maybe im zoomer trash but ive never seen someone wear this irl
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>>213570877 (OP)Posting in based thread.
>slave Leia costume
>They are all wearing shoes and boots
Fuck you. At least wear sandals if you aren't willing to go barefoot
>>213589217She wears boots in the movie retard
>>213589217Most public places don't allow the public to be barefoot. I don't remember if Leia was barefoot in Jabba's palace but she was clearly wearing her boots on the sail barge so I don't see why boots would cause for anyone to call 'foul' on someone's cosplay efforts. I'm pretty sure slave Leia never wore sandals though so not sure why you said that.
>>213589922She has boots in the palace
>>213589217Those stupid-looking boots are canon, sadly.
>>213589217There's no way in hell anyone should walk around barefoot at a convention. Just thinking about what the fat nerds drop on the ground makes me ill and stepping in their waste is disgusting to think about.
>>213577684>>213580131>They just like wearing something thats fun, iconic and sexyYes
>>213590360oh god oh fuck
>>213590360Shame about the face
How come girls with big tits never dress up as slave Leia?
>>213591409It's a mystery
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>>213591746i think anon means slim women with big tits, not regular obese women
god this is a great thread
>>213570914Why? Because it is old and not fashinoable and there hasn't been a big star wars movie in a long time.
The last movie that influenced women for Halloween costumes was Barbie in 2023 I don't recall what were the costumes for 2024.
>>213575952>PantiesFucking bitch. At least put the effort in.
>>213591746I thought the joke would be that she left.
>>213571612Anyone who wouldn't slam a who-ette, especially after the Carrey movie, is a fag or a liar.
>>213583438I mean, yes, this is how any phone calls work...
>>213583167It's absolutely wild to me how people are willing to call any exposed belly "abs". Trashy newspapers / pop culture websites do it to. "Such And Such Movie Star Was Out And About In Los Angeles Today Rocking Amazing Abs!". I'm sorry, where is the abs in the picture?
>>213579195young Kathy's cute, most definitely would
>>213571782She's cute as hell
>>213590360built for jav nosehook vids
>>213573663>>213594263some do, some don't, I remember seeing a leia side pussy pic posted here once
I would gladly murder all of you just to able to hug leia Jenny D:
>>213588591Is that Barf from Space Balls in the back?
What is he doing there?
>>213589217Pictures of Jenny's feet are highly regulated because of their ties to drug trafficking and money laundering on the black market.
>>213570914everyone is fat as shit now
>>213570877 (OP)No cosplayer has even looked as good as the real mccoy.
>>213573104>>213581321That's me in the corner
>>213580131HNNNNNG I LOVE me so slightly chubby nerd girls in revealing costumes. That little bit of tummy and thick thighs tells me they may actually like the movies, not just thirst baiting
>>213591746Holy mother of milk would
Not posting the OG coom bait? Weak thread
>>213588205bet the kids dont even like star wars and mom is forcing them, to go so she can dress like a whore
my ex wore the golden bikini for me for sexi time once...honestly one of the things that gave me the nerve to dump her. she was so sweet, perfect in every way...except only a 6/10 on her best days. but we got along very well...and had plenty of fun with the lights out.. Then she decided to surprise me one Hallows Eve with my fantasy of Princess Leia. Seeing her belly roll over the cheap plastic golden bikini bottoms and her gyrate out of sync with the music she put on, made me realize i could do better.
now im married to a hotter woman who is devoid of any personality and i regret ever leaving the ex. fml is an understatement
>>213588791>hot their mom isShe's in shape but her face is meh and it looks like she has fake tits.
Not really that hot.
>>213597127Here's one for the non-Lego types. Lol.
>>213597197None of them look remotely interested in being there, especially Chub Maul. Poor kid.
>>213597327Don't forget that belly tat. Yecch.
>>213588791>Do you think they know how hot their mom is or does the family bond blind them to that aspect?imagine having to cuddle her to cheer her up when dad is gone on a long business trip. My mom looked like the Snapple lady, life isnt fair
>>213570914Went to GenCon in I wanna say 2014 and saw at least a dozen slave Leias. Its like every nerd girl who's skinny wanted to wear the costume. Disney ruined Star Wars fandom.
>>213598224So sassy. For being so young when they filmed it she had a lot of presence already.
>>213582064>huttslayer LeiaIs that a thing? I've never heard of it. Granted I don't pay much/any attention to Star Wars. But this thread is pretty kino.
>>213598224correction incoming
>>213573104fun fact: bruce greene produced this
>>213598224>"What are doing in here, you fucking midget?"Another unnecessary Special Edition change.
>>213588576damn that's pretty good, which generator model and prompt did you use?
>>213599572>>213600804Well that's one use gaffer's tape doesn't do well.
>>213599113I wonder how much of that is acting and how much Carrie just hates that collar.
>>213596479thats me in the spot
>>213601376cooming is my religion
>>213602094I thought that I heard you fapping
>>213602115I thought that I heard you sneed
>>213591746NAME GIVE ME A NAME!!!
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>>213598774Leia's checking out how high the surf is while Luke is wondering whether he brought his boogie board. LOL. Love the Rolling Stone beach pix.
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Someone asked for this I think
>>213603551I would lick that bump
>>213603551Later she had to put on pants as the nerds kept trying to get a glimpse.
>>213578397The only person I knew who bought a Captain Phasma costume for halloween was a dude.
>>213591746IMMEDIATE IMPREGNATION. I WANT TO SEE THAT BELLY BIG AND TAUT AND THOSE TITS SLOSHING WITH MILKIES!!!
>>213603551Utterly based.
>>213604707People probably thought he was a Cylon from BSG. LOL.
>>213603434Carrie was a good sport to not only pose in that outfit for publicity but she jumped into the ocean wearing it.
>>213578397Flew off the shelves off I'm sure.
>>213606532I just realized that Reyโs outfit was designed specifically to sell costumes to little girls. No adult woman would ever go out dress like a space nun.
>>213604542>Later she had to put on pants as the nerds kept trying to get a glimpse.Nope. She went full commando the whole time.
>>213606532>a onesie depicting a jacket and pants
>>213591746Looks more like Jabbaโs type
>>213603551Con staff asked her to wear a proper loin cloth actually.
>>213605897>>213603434Deep down, Carrie Fisher knew this was probably going to be the last time she was going to wear the outfit, and the last time her body was going to be THAT in-shape and fit enough to show off the Slave Leia bikini.
In interviews, Carrie Fisher complained that the studio forced her keep her weight way down for filming the movies. More than she would like. She admitted she looked very good, but she didn't enjoy maintaining the weight. After filming was done, she started putting the weight back on. You can tell in those beach photos that she's already a little tiny bit heavier than Return of the Jedi.
So she was giving herself and all her fans a final farewell party to the Slave Leia outfit.
>>213606681She was on coke and cigs. She maintained that weight for years until she got sober-ish
>>213571330I would pick her to fuck over almost anyone else alive just to hear the sounds she makes
>>213606712And booze, anon, that one doesn't keep you thin.
>>213606681Could be. There's joy and wistfulness in her expressions for sure. Can't tell if it's from her craving cock or just pepperoni pizza lol.
>>213606901Why didnโt she fuck mark hamill? Apparently she was gunning for him on set during Jedi but he refused.
>>213606909Iirc he got married shortly after A New Hope so maybe he didn't want to fuck up his marriage (not that such concerns stopped Harrison from banging her during Empire). I don't know. He's got more restraint than I ever will, I know that much.
>>213606532>>213606594You know that's a shitty lot of costumes when Rey's outfit is the best of the bunch.
>>213573663There are no underwear in the Star Wars universe.
Thread has literally been up for a day
I'm proud of you all
>>213606594Her and Kylo Ren's were both definitely designed with the idea of being easy to cosplay or make costumes of. They're reasonably distinct so that they're recognizable, but still very simple.
>>213606909I didn't know she tried to fuck Hamil too, what a whore!
RIP Carrie.
>>213607376Thatโs what made her unique. She shared with everyone, especially if you had coke. RIP to the real peopleโs princess
>>213607376She was a druggie mess, she freely talked about this later on in her autobiography (titled Wishful Drinking). She gave Daisy Ridley the advice of "don't fuck everyone".
>>213607392>RIP to the real peopleโs princessBased.
BPD bitches are always the best in bed.
>>213607409>She gave Daisy Ridley the advice of "don't fuck everyone".How's that working out for her? The Jailing of Harv and it's consequences have been a disaster for cinema.
>>213607409worth reading by the way because she was actually funny as fuck
>>213594798>What is he doing there?YJK
>>213607409>She gave Daisy Ridley the advice of "don't fuck everyone".Afaik she didn't screw anyone. Daisy became hyper obsessed with the Kylo Ren actor. He wasn't interested.
>>213608014Meanwhile someone else was hyper obsessed with HER