Thread 213571684

>Leaving his socks on during sex
Ok, after 8 seasons i'm finally convinced, there's something wrong with him.

>he doesnt have a pair of sex socks
ngmi

This scene came on when I was watching with my parents. (I'm 28 btw). This is why I hate sex scenes in /tv/

>>213571684 (OP)
>Socks that aren't black
Definitely mentally ill.

>>213571708
Seriously. I’m thinking op might be a virgin.

She was a 10/10 in the first season of Chuck

They didn't show her tits even though she went topless in some lowbudget shit with (((browdy))). Insulting

>>213571684 (OP)
>flesh colored socks
Why.
>>213571737
Black socks are like wire frame glasses, they chud red flags.

>>213571730
There are loads of crude scenes in dexter though

>>213571762
I usually pretend to get up to refill my glass or piss when I can smell shit like this coming

>>213571708
anon, cumming in your socks doesnt make them sex socks

NOOOOOOO Zach got brained :( i liked him, fuck

>>213571754
they also paid some retarded college chick like $20k to be the "intimacy coach" and just stand there every time they have sex and say "oh you should be full nude, but we won't show anything unless you sign here"

Great now Business Time is stuck in my head

how do you get a boner when you are psychopat? You cant feel emotions so interactions of any kind shouldn't get you aroused

I do that everytime unless my lady and I are doing our filthy deeds in the middle of the night or right after waking up because I sleep fully naked. I will not unsheathe my footpenii for anyone unless it is already unsheathed or a doctor needs to see them. The last time I was in the hospital for surgery I woke up and they had discarded my socks and put those grippy ones on me, thus baring my shameful size 14 footcocks to anyone who was in the vicinity. I was sickened, but the morphine helped me to relax and not kill them all for bringing shame upon me for flaunting my footpussy to any random onlooker who may have seen them uncovered.

Footfags have invaded everything.

>>213571953
he imagines he's fucking himself

>>213571953
Dexter isn't actually a psychopat

>>213571760
Or maybe people wear black socks because they have a job above the minimum wage poverty level. Lel way to out yourself poorfag.

>>213571953
>le sociopaths dont le feel le emotion
Jesus Christ you're retarded.

>>213571792
>I usually refill my glass or piss when I can smell shit

Same.

is that the love interest from chuck

>>213572003
i said psychopaths you mentally retarded inbred. learn to read

>>213572032
Yeah. Her real name is Hope Solo and she has nudes if you're interested.

>>213572060
Not a thing either brainlet.

>>213572060
Sociopaths and psychopaths are the same shit. There is no difference and it's all antisocial personality disorder. They DO feel emotions. What they don't feel or have the ability to feel is empathy for others. They don't all have anhedonia or some inability to feel anything at all.

>>213572032
Everyone seems to hate her on Dexter but i loved her character, truly a femme fatale.

>>213572106
so her parents just decided to speed things up and give her a stripper name at birth?

>>213571684 (OP)
I do the same because I have long toenails though

>>213572155
Yeah I guess so. Google Hope Solo Nude and you can see for yourself.

he's one weird fucker. who wears socks like that

>>213571760
lol
Black socks are autistic? I did not get that memo. Anyway it feels goofy like urkel to have white socks showing.

Maybe he just likes having some traction. Ever think about that, bitch?

>>213571684 (OP)
Protip: make your women keep her socks on. Women orgasm easier with socks on.
The more you knowl

>>213571953
>he has to feel an emotion to get a boner
If you don’t have ED already it’s coming

>>213572106
>>213572179
You gotta type leaks in too and scroll a bit now. She's trying to scrub them off the internet.

>>213572260
>If you don’t have ED already it’s coming
Not him, but it comes and goes at times because im a depressed retard in his mid 20s. You try getting hard for sex when youre miserable

>>213572106
>>213572179

you're a sick fuck pal

>>213572307
Coward

>>213572307
The one and only /sp/ legend

>>213571684 (OP)
is this really what sex looks like?

>>213572345
SHYYYYT BOI WE OUTLELS FOR LIFE ONCE YOU'RE IN YOU CAN'T LEAVE AND THE LEGEND LIVES ON

>>213572373
Yeah. It's pretty cringe and funny if you aren't actively in the mood.

>>213572243
Is the idea to conserve heat to support circulation esp when you're low thyroid

>>213571953
Sexual arousal is not an emotion, it is a natural instinct.

>>213572271

ugh what the fuck man did her vagene get hit with a metal weed trimmer????

>>213572307
>>213572271
>>213572179
>>213572342
Why does she look so bad in those pics? If I was Dexter I would have left her and started killing again too.

>>213572179
I've unironically fucked worse and yes I am ashamed. I fucked a chick that was a fitness model that was juicing and after the makeup and clothes came off and I saw her one inch clit and roast beef my lizard brain told me to still do it and I nutted in her and we had a pregnancy scare until she realized she wasn't getting her period anymore because of the shit she was doing to her body. She probably already knew and was just trying to keep me around but yeah, women.

>>213572129
>Sociopaths and psychopaths are the same shit.
jesus christ read a fucking book. it takes 5 seconds to learn the difference you mentally retarded mongoloid.
>What they don't feel or have the ability to feel is empathy for others.
you re describing psychopats not sociopahts and it's only one small portion. So shut the fuck up and google it you fucking moron

>>213571760
What other color can socks be?
(I mean, I get that they are manufactured even in Christmas colors. But why would anyone choose anything other than black except for some very specific costuming needs?)

>>213572129
they are the same in official psychology, but regular people basically mean psychopath to have a violent edge or potential, while sociopaths are just manipulative without it

>>213572910
White tube and ankle socks are generally the norm amongst people who don't dress casually or are working out etc. I always wear black socks because I can't stand even a tiny bit of filth on my feet so the dark color hides the fact that filth will always be there. I also leave them on when I fuck wimminz. It's kinda funny when you have a chick riding you and you are both totally naked except for your black socks and you see them, some women care about that and get mad that you leave your socks on just like keeping your watch on while you're fucking but who gives a shit what they think kek.

A real gentleman not only leaves his socks on when pleasuring a ladyfriend, but also his hat.

>>213573501
This.

>Take your socks off, Dex
No
>Go on. You’ve got your cock inside me. What difference are socks going to make? Take them off.
>No. It feels…. comfier with them on.

>>213571953
What emotions do you think are tied to your morning boner, retard? An erection is a biological response in a healthy male.

>HIS NAME WAS DEXTER MORGAN
>COME TO THINK OF IT HE WOULD LEAVE HIS SOCKS ON WHILE HAVING SEX

I'm halfway through the Original Sin and feels like if I had skipped every every scene with Deb I wouldn't miss anything. Is she relevant to the story at all?

>>213573774
You are not healthy if you can't feel emotions you fucking retard and arousal comes from the brain. If you cant feel joy and pleasure, you don't feel the need to have sex. if you dont feel the need to have sex, you cant have a boner.

>>213572307
POST IT

>>213571684 (OP)
Why is he wearing something that color? He should have worn something like pic related. These are much sexier.

i always have my feet covered for a few reasons. one, feet disgust me, even womens feet. i hate them. and two, my left big toenail has been through ingrown hell and was thick, discolored and disgusting for years, i got it removed back in january and it hasnt grown back yet. it doesnt look disgusting anymore, but all those years i never wanted it to be visible because of how horrible it looked, so the only time i ever had bare feet was in the shower. everywhere else, it was either socks or shoes.

>>213571684 (OP)
Hey man, I do the same thing because my feet get cold.

It's actually REALLY distracting.

sex with deb

>>213573934
Ooh, an Argyll knit. Extra comfy.

>>213572260
>If you don’t have ED already it’s coming
I already do.
Been sleeping 5 hours a night to work in a factory at 6 a.m. and wake up at 4:46 a.m.
Completely numb to reality.
Also I dryhumped pillows to masturbate for the past 25 years since I was 6 years old.
Started cumming from it at age 13.
Never been able to masturbate the normal way.
Also sex drive as has plummeted since I started wagecucking.
My company went out of business sso in 3 weeks I'll be a NÉET.
Gonna do nöfäp AGAIN and see if it helps.
I can only cum while limp while dryhumping a pillow and squishing my dick against it.
I feel constant tightness in my inner thighs and perineum
I get boners sometimes at work but that's it.
When I had a girlfriend I had to use Viagra and never came with her.
Needless to say she's gone now.
Idk if I'll ever be able to masturbate normally or have normal sex
Urologist sent me to a physical therapist for pelvic floor exercises and I've been doing them but honestly I think it's too late for me.
I fucking hate myself.

>>213573867
Legitimately fucking kill yourself, you limp-dicked, over-socialised loser.

>>213574083
try putting things in your ass

Why are americans so obsessed with the color of your socks?

>>213572214
You are definitely autistic with no style.

>>213571684 (OP)
>>213571708
Why do people do it exactly? I want to be either naked or just have my pants down if I'm having sex. Keeping socks on looks weird.

>>213574258
better grip when you thrust, retard. have sex.

>>213574216
You are definitely a spic or teenage girl.

>>213574513
>not just using the bottom of the bed frame
Skill issue

>>213574513
>have sex.
no

>tfw you wore black calf high socks with shorts that went just below your knees in high school and college (Arizona for both) and pulled a ton of pussy and didn't give a fuck what anyone thought about you because it was comfy and felt right and even now you wear black socks whenever you wear socks and your wife and kids pick on you for wearing socks in your undies when you get up to take your morning piss yet still love you unconditionally

Just be yourself. Stop caring about shit that doesn't matter.

>>213574762
Well then... I'm sorry for your loss.

>>213574762
This is one of my favorite scenes from Dexter

>>213571684 (OP)
>>213571708
>my ex gf would ALWAYS take her socks off when she sex

I always wondered why. What does this mean?

>>213571730
Dude, that's nothing, I watched the entirety of Desperate Housewives with my mom in m teens, in the very first episode a latina slut fucks her gardener in the middle of the dining room.

>>213573974
sex with sister deb

JESUS CHRIST MORGAN I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKED UP BUT THIS IS SOMETHING ELSE

>>213574513
would using grippy hospital socks increase you performance even more?

>>213574877
Maybe it's like taking off her bra. It's just a sex thing. For guys, taking off socks is important because it makes your feet colder, which causes the body shunt blood from your feet to your dick via the internal pundendal artery. This increases the strength of erections.

>>213574963
Not biologically related so all kosher.

>>213574998
Only if they're compression socks, like what you might wear on a long flight, or if you're just an old man.

>>213574258
The floor is cold when you need to go pee after?

>>213573883
What the hell.

Besides pardon my tits all we ever saw was man ass. We even saw Lundy’s huge ass

>>213571684 (OP)
Why is he humping the bedsheet next to her leg? That position makes zero sense.

>>213575018
i am asian so my penis dont go long like that and if i dont hold up penis it pee on my balls so i have same thing or no? maybe broken?? same since child so i dont know :(

>>213575272
Great point. When I saw this live it TOTALLY took me out the moment because of that.

>>213575272
Just wait until you watch The Room bro. Actual sex havers find the awful sex scenes in that even more hilarious because Tommy Wiseau is fucking her bellybutton if they were actually banging.

>>213575272
Because irl missionary is awful for camera angles unless you want to stare at the dude's asshole all day.

>>213575354
How dare you chud. This is obviously real sex and wiseau is definitely not an alien.

>>213574258
It's a black male thing
If you watch ir porn black guys always has his socks on
While white guys take them off when they're fucking

i get fully nude to shit too. being naked is maximum comfort
in summer i only wear boxers around the house and that only so i don't leave ball and taint sweat on the furniture. every moment spent wearing any more clothes than that in summer is torture

>>213571684 (OP)
When I sodomise my son I put him on the changing table in his diaper. He's 26.

>>213575835
Kinda like how black people wash their chicken with dish soap and white people dont season their chicken?

>>213575835
Nice attempt Darpinder/Chang. Put some more work into it and you might get a lot of (you)s.

>>213571684 (OP)
How do they film sex scenes without it being awkward

>>213575870
lel what kind of mentally ill fucking degen can even think something like that up to shitpost? You're fucked in the head bro.

>>213575882
It's the truth though
There's this black guy that doesn't even take his shoes off. He's fucking bitches while wearing timbs

>>213575927
I'll roll a condom on a feeder mouse and slide it in my loose piss hole. Hail the blessed Mary.

>>213575835
>If you watch ir porn black guys always has his socks on
because black feet are disgusting
don't look up Dredd's hoofs, I almost vomited when I first saw it

>>213575945
>one nog doing it in your disgusting porn makes it true and what always happens

Seek help you total retard.

>>213574258
For me it's just hard too inessential to be as hard to pull off as it is. T shirt, jeans and underwear are much more bang for your buck.

>>213571730
When will Hollywood respect filial relations?

>>213575967
Cool. That's not even close to being as degen as the last post. SAD!

>>213575044
Fuck off jew

I used to just take me dick out of the hole in my jeans to fuck women. They, generally speaking, did not Iike that. The funny thing is I still tended to keep gfs longer then my friends who were huge simps. It doesn’t matter, none of this matters

>>213575870
I do this too his name is Moxley

>>213571684 (OP)
the only time i take my socks off are if i plan on getting my feet wet (shower, pool, beach). fuck all of the textures and bits on floors and stuff. im not a footfag, and i wouldnt suffer the whims of my sexual partner being a footfag. theres no reason to take socks off for sex.

>>213571730
this is unironically the reason so many gen z retards here throw a fit when sex is presented

>Anything but white or black socks

Do americans really?

>>213576999
brown socks make me feel like a responsible adult

>>213571684 (OP)
>wearing socks at home
disgusting

>>213571730
God decided to dab on me and my siblings when we told our mom to watch South Park with us so she could see it wasn't that bad, it was the fucking episode that starts with the explicit sex change footage.

>>213571971
Do male focused footfags even exists?

>>213574258
Its just never been something I think about. Shirt and pants get in the way of sex. I'm not a foot fag so I don't even notice

>>213576999
>wearing white socks
>ever

>>213574971
Did Doak's actor die? I haven't seem in shit but Dexter

>>213577109
he had a cameo in the new season

>>213577121
What new season

>>213577151
retard

>>213577151
Dexter Resurrection (season 10)

>>213577177
I wonder if they will manage to have a 3rd completely terrible ending, no other show has managed two unanimously hated endings back to back before.

>>213577196
why was the ending to the OG series so hated? I think that the ending itself was okay, but everything leading to it was pretty shit indeed

>>213577243
the cgi storm is all I remember, haven't seen it since

>>213577243
The whole last season was overall just badly written and the final episode was the final "fuck you" to everyone still watching.

>>213577052
Back when the Armie Hammer cannibalism scandal broke out, and I was putting together funny screenshots and other details, I came across a forum of male foot fetishists (that is, fetishists of male feet, and of course they were gay men and not women).

They had an extensive gallery / catalogue of relevant images of feet of male celebrities, and they had some of Armie Hammer too (which is why I came across it). Among other things, Armie posted on Instagram a couple photos of his infant-aged son sucking on his (Armie's) toes, because of course he's a dumb toddler and explores the surrounding world, and Armie is retarded to post personal (and humiliating for the kid, in the future) stuff publicly.

These photos were carefully saved into this website's gallery for Armie, but there was also a discussion:

- Should we really have these photos here? I'm not comfortable about us hosting sexualized pictures with young minors.
- You're right, I'll edit them and reupload them.

And they WERE edited: the kid was carefully selected and removed from the photo, and instead his kid-shaped silhouette was filled with just black pixels. The editor was careful enough to remove the kid but not the individual toes of Armie, so now there was this kid-shaped black void sucking on Armie's carefully preserved toes. LIKE THAT'S ANY BETTER!

>>213577156
>Calling anyone who kept watching the Dexterverse a retard when they obviously stopped after the original finale

I'm still watching too but seriously nigger? They're smarter than you and me.

>>213577282
What the fuck are you even talking about man?

>>213577282
kek and wew lad

>>213577307
You really do need to have high IQ to appreciate Dexter.

>>213577282
Okay... Keep us posted bro.

>>213577362
it follows a bell curve, like the meme
>this is so kino
>this show is stupid
> this show is so stupid it's kino

>>213571684 (OP)
Lads I want sex

>>213577282
Classic 4chan moment desu

>>213577320
seems pretty easy to follow and relevant to the question asked
what is your problem?

>>213577404
>>213577404
>I want sex

https://youtu.be/v7gi57NJDds

Sweaty Dexy

>>213574145
I can't insert stuff up there it just makes me extremely uncomfortable and it never actually goes in.

I don't get how do you get a boner when you are psychopat? You cant feel emotions so interactions of any kind shouldn't get you aroused

>>213571752
>>213571754
>>213572491
>>213572629
She's a butterface.

>>213574258
I do it because I'm self-conscious about my soles.

>>213579270
Friction is friction, you don't always need emotions.

>>213579356
>Hey Harrison.. Sorry to bother you at work.. But your dad was a horrible person and I thought you should know
Why the fuck did he do this?

>>213571684 (OP)
I love Yvonne's size 10 1/2 feet

>>213571684 (OP)
god i had such a crush on yvonne strahovski back in the chuck days

>>213579526
>in contrast former african child soldier refugees and their strong northon star mothers are great people, please listen to this 5 minutes long monologue by a fictional one!
Such a great show!

a woman at work told me I was like dexter and I've never seen it so wtf does that mean

>>213579638
oof I mean they already look good in the picture but that's just the cherry on top

>>213571684 (OP)
Didn't this show end, and end horribly like 6 years ago, or something?
I heard it sucked complete ass. Is there a reboot or something? Why the fuck are we still here?

>>213579774
tell her: haha, yeah, I totally wait with sex until the woman is ready

>>213571684 (OP)
>>213579705

There was a porn star back in the day named Victoria Vonn that vaguely looked like Yvonne. Great naturals. I busted a lot of nuts to her.

>>213577282
Put me in the screenshot.

>>213571684 (OP)
I always leave my high socks on during sex or masturbation or programming

>>213579945
man, what a prank

>>213579228
>he actually tried

>>213573974
>>213574963
>Deb knows, doesn't want him to kill
>he gets extremely irritated because he gets no release
>Deb already is in love with him
so why exactly didn't she help him channel his urges into fucking her? I guess it could have worked

>>213574097
you sound mad bro. I guess you are not a psychopath

>>213580139
I pulled the hair out my sisters barbie doll yesterday, you have no idea how dangerous I am

>>213579228
>I can't insert stuff up there it just makes me extremely uncomfortable and it never actually goes in.
its a meme. You need to be mentally ill to find it enjoyable. Just how some people enjoy inserting niddles in their veins

>>213577282
Top kek

>>213574900
I watched some movie with my mom once that had like a full blown gay sex scene with nudity and loads of kissing

I wanted to die

>>213574858
best scene in the show

>>213579774
Dexter from Dexter or Dexter's Lab,?

>>213576007
No white guy does this in porn though

>>213579228
You have to push to get inside, sounds crazy but that's how it is.

>>213577873
kino of the highest order. people think trevor was killed for the jfk and other conspiracy shit. he was killed for this.

>>213577282
lmao

>>213577282
deebly goncerning

>>213579774
it means you weren't careful enough, she knows

>>213577109
doakes was in:
- dexter
- new blood
- resurrection

Michael c hall?

more like Michael f hole

>>213582535
I don't think he was in new blood

>>213582586
he was, ep1, one of kurts truck drivers

>>213582609
NB s1e1 20:16

>>213582609
never realized he had a cameo in that, neat

>>213573190
There's no thing as psychopathy or sociopathy. It's just some meme psychiatrist bullshit. In reality vast majority of serial killers are just adrenaline junkies who are chasing a high. They do feel emotion, empathy and all that, but not for their victims.

>>213580108
the ending we deserved

>>213571684 (OP)
>>213574513
I've never watched dexter but you retards make me support him
In cold environments, socks make you get more blood in your benis. So, yes i only have to wear sexy socks
>inb4: I like in alaska and don't weark sex socks.
Not my problem, dude

>>213583259
>I've never watched dexter
you're missing out, give it a chance if you're a tvfag

>>213583259
stop having gay sex outdoors anon

>>213583366
make me
>>213583357
>8 seasons
too many episodes :(

>>213579805
that doesn't sound like it would ever be good advice

>>213583467
just watch it over the course of a few months a few episodes a week. Plus if you end up with a free day you can just bing like one entire season

>>213571953
most serial killers were addicted to pornography and sex

>>213579228
use lube next time

>>213583932

Wrong, most serial killers actually refrained from masturbation.

He did it, so he wouldn't get cold feet.

>>213585044
carlos!

>>213585044
he thought the sex would knock his socks off

>>213571953
>How do praying mantises procreate when they're so mean

is the ripper supposed to be someone closer to dexters age or older? Given it's a cold case and prater said they're no longer active it seems like it was at least a while ago, plus most of the materials and photos claudette had seemed older

>>213574808

Getting pussy from ASU college sluts is like shooting retarded fish in a barrel.

>>213571684 (OP)
what the fuck I don't even remember this

>>213571823
He started out so unlikable then became a good char in a really short span. Was sad when he died too

>>213587026
one of the biggest wasted opportunities of season 8

>>213577282
Autism speaks

>>213587057
>>213587026
>>213571823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mraLsg-G4wA