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John No.213572434 >>213572513 >>213572599 >>213572713 >>213572833
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves.

Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Anonymous No.213572513
>>213572434 (OP)
toastin in epic bread
Anonymous No.213572589
I want...a bitch
Anonymous No.213572599
>>213572434 (OP)
I truly, truly did not know how good I had it.
Anonymous No.213572649
Time travel pic where OP is brought to the current day and deals with culture shock and teaching people how to party.
Anonymous No.213572713
>>213572434 (OP)
Haha is this a new meme? :)
Anonymous No.213572729
fuck I am le old.
Anonymous No.213572833
>>213572434 (OP)
I wonder what John is up to nowadays