>mustache
like fucking a man, DROPPED

>>213573924
>he doesn’t appreciate a woman with a little testosterone

>>213573964
that's how trannies get you
>you don't mind a little testosterone in women, do you? you're a manly man after all teehee now open up so I can ram my femmecock inside you

I'd like a, uh, plain omelette, uh, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee, and wheat toast. And two negronis. And can I get some cream sauce on the side? Thanks. What was your name again?

>>213573994
>he’s actually fallen for a shemale
Embarrassing. You understand you are a faggot, right?

>>213574095
That's the same girl from the king tut dance. I wanna make love to her pussy and butt

>>213574127
Some trannies pass, 100% of the time. These days you need written medical attestation to be sure.
>"To be unlucky, is to trip on a stone; though to be a fool, is to convince oneself that one will never trip" Confucius

>>213574033
*cut to sex scene*

What was the casting ad for that role?
>wanted: Sweaty, slightly slutty looking girl to play "diner girl #1". Sex scene involved. Cash payment.

>>213573924
thats absolutely standard in latinas and medis.
>>213574878
0% pass.

Bangbus had several.

The coffee girl from Uwe Boll's timeless masterpiece Postal.

>>213577651
yes but the scene was the germantown shootout, peak kino.

>>213574033
>the name's Ronald, just like it says on my nametag, sir

>>213573994
Androgens are responsible for hair, not testosterone, you stupid shit

>>213573924
It’s a
West bad’mere diner girl on the midnight shift.

>>213573862 (OP)

/thread

I have a one *movie* wonder instead.

> appears in ONE movie
> does a good job, one of the best parts of it
> attractively cute but also just the right amount of energy and a perfect vibe for the role
> never acts again

(Maria Moulton as Mary Magnum in Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter)

>>213580507
not so fast

Guy on network giving the world is a corporation speech.

The best thing about this casting is it's the exact chick you'd have this type of hookup with

Forget the scrapple. Tonight I dine on Johnnycakes

>>213573924
Wish I could find a hairy girl with very hairy arms and nips and belly and some facial hair.

>>213573862 (OP)

I’ve had numerous women in my social and work life say a variant of this
>anything for you
>whatever you’d like
And yet 90% of them have never seen my penis

>>213573862 (OP)
I have a shit ton of these saved. So many movies and tv have 1 completely unique scene that blows the rest out the fucking water

>>213581947
Looks like the caramel girl on new girl with Zooey deschanel but way more voluptuous.

>>213582814
You reminded me of the twins from Cruel Intentions 2.

>>213581622
>dat filename

I hope that’s what it said next to her name in the credits hahahaha