Thread 213575023

>top tier blockbuster with 0 wokeness
>instantly forgotten by /tv/.
Just face it, you don't want Hollywood to make movies you like. You actually like complaining.

>>213575023 (OP)
>capeshit
>girl boss main character
Those two are what you need to know why nobody here cared.
Once the Sentry fight scene leaked from the camrip, nothing else was needed for 90% of this board.

>>213575023 (OP)
wasnt that fat boomer on stage saying woke shit? maybe don't hire leftoids for your movie. makes everyone think you might be a faggot too.

>>213575023 (OP)
That girl has a really big head.

>>213575023 (OP)
>half the group is women
>leader of the group is a woman
>no woke shit
okay, maybe, but it's still a movie for and aimed at women, so why would I watch it

>>213575023 (OP)
>fat fucking pig
>sentry
>sequel to black fucking widow
>foid taskmaster
You couldn't pay me to watch this.

>>213575023 (OP)
capeshit for retarded fags

I just watched it yesterday. It was passable, but the action felt off and Bob was not developed properly which is a problem since the movie is all about his development.

>>213575023 (OP)
>Genderbent Taskmaster
>Raceswapped and genderbent Ghost
Dropped

>>213577316
This, also wasn't thunderbolts supposed to have venom in it? That would have been cool.

Half of the movie is Julia Dreyfus in politics and the other half is suicide squad ripoff quipping with each other
Just watch james gunn suicide squad for the actual movie

>Who the fuck is that
>who the fuck is that
>Hey it's that fat captain russia from that black widow movie, wasn't he supposed to be dead?
>Hey black widow's sister who is the exact same as hert with heavier annoying russian accent
>Hey...it's that robot arm guy

>>213577392
>Half of the movie is Julia Dreyfus in politics and the other half is suicide squad ripoff quipping with each other
Just watch james gunn suicide squad for the actual movie
In case you’re too stupid to realize it, Marvel and DC routinely rip off each other’s characters and plot lines, and it’s intentional, and both brands seem to be fine with it.

Secondly, Team Yelena.

It looks shite.

>>213577442
I watched it without knowing who any of the characters were and I followed along just fine. you don't need to have a character's whole entire life story to understand their purpose within the story and their basic traits.

>>213575023 (OP)
They can't make sexy female characters like black widow anymore so men nor females (yes, women like cool females not femcels pretending to be cool), also too many pozzed umc movies to keep up

omfg stop the cope this movie is maximum a 5 out of 10 your fucking retard

>>213575023 (OP)
No one asked for this trash

Was pretty good

>>213575023 (OP)
It has captin communism in it, you can't get more woke

I liked it

>talk no jutsu the big bad
>"uhh it's about...facing your demons, or something"
>zero character development anywhere, they just cry then they don't cry then it's over, no meaningful arcs
>pugh's character cries about having to kill people...right after literally shrugging when one of her friends is killed right in front of her in the same movie

Just can't understand this shit. Sentry alone made this limp to a decent showing. Everything else in that movie was hot ass.

>>213575023 (OP)
I love complaining and your thread is shithouse

>>213579686
His role was to be comedy and also Yelena's father who wasn't there for her, I can't remember when he said "in soviet Russia everything was better, hail Lenin"

I wanna fuck Florence Pawgh

>>213579634
would

>>213575023 (OP)
It's one of the few marvel flicks from recent times that I've liked so you're wrong.

>>213575023 (OP)
You had to watch like 2 shows and 5 movies to get who the hell Are all those characters. Ofc noone watched it

>>213575023 (OP)
I liked it. Liked the characters, even though it is arguably a homework movie.
Walker got done better this time, which I'm glad about.
Would absolutely entice Pugh with cheese and take her home as my wife.

>>213580266
The only characters I knew were Bucky and John Walker and I understood everything perfectly fine.