Thread 213575715

Do women really fake it or is this one of those things that only happens on television?

>>213575715 (OP)
This is just how women have sex with jewish men. Jews thought everyone's woman was like this.

>>213575715 (OP)
I'm absolutely exhausted from raping my neighbours dog AND toddler.

Elaine get gangbang

women are liars, and they lie so well because they also lie to themselves.

so, no, they dont really fake it. In the moment, they enjoy it very much but then after the fact, they decide that they were faking it and they would really believe that they were.

>>213575715 (OP)
That's the hottest she ever looked by far.

>>213575771
>toddler
boy or girl?

>>213575799
holy shit... women are AI chatbots

>>213575816
they do enjoy the same level of consciousness, yes.

I'd have to fake it with her so there. She was the town bicycle anyway.

>>213575715 (OP)
If it's real you can tell. If a woman has to telegraph it, it's always fake.

>>213576014
It's actually only real if it's rape

I'm a guy and I've faked it.

>>213575715 (OP)
I wonder how true this was to an extent in the past. I mean people didn't know how to become muscular since, what? When Vince Gironda came around in the 50s?

>>213575715 (OP)
I wonder how true this was to an extent in the past. I mean people didn't know how to become muscular since, what? When Vince Gironda came around in the 50s? How good could you expect the average man to be in bed?

>>213575715 (OP)
Found out my last girlfriend was faking. Apparently she was done after 2 min, and would fake the 2nd one to get rid of me. I now suspect it was all fake. But I was just happy to be there.

Of course they fake it. All that hysterical shit is fake lol. Watch videos of chicks masturbating by themselves for real and they're completely silent when they cum. What kind of retard has to yell and scream to have an orgasm

when my mrs cooms her vaginal walls flex and spasm randomly, she also makes sure i'm fucking digging into her cervix and beyond. she also shudders near the end and her body twitches randomly. if she's faking it, i'm not sure what the real thing is

>>213576252
>>213576278
>people didn't know how to become muscular
Read the sticky and lurk for 6 months before ever posting again you DYEL

Its fakeness and realness changes depending on whether she is trying to flatter, reassure, or humiliate you. Women always lie about sex, just assume whatever she tells you is not true on some level.

>>213576346
It's for you, you virgin dumbass.

>>213575715 (OP)
They're always faking it, because women can't have orgasms. I've been married for a year and me and my wife have had sex almost a dozen times. Not one orgasm. I figured out she was faking pretty early on so I told her to just stop. She came clean and admitted she can't have one. Feels good being in a real relationship without all this fakery and deception.

It's fake unless they're getting rammed by an 8 inch chad cock, because the moaning comes from them being so emotionally satisfied in the moment that they just return to monke and start hooting and hollering. For the other 99% of men it's just a show to get it over with faster.

Jerry Seinfeld loves genociding palestinians.
He laughs about it.

>>213576346
Sex has an inherently performative aspect that masturbation does not. You have nobody to communicate with while jacking off, but sex involves another person and you're being very physically intimate with them but still don't have access to their internal experience. So you communicate it as best you can, which is hard to do if you're enjoying yourself during sex, so most vocalizations tend to be primitive and inarticulate. Nobody soliloquizes like a Shakespearean protagonist while boning. Best you can do is short declarative statements like a particularly stupid micro managing boss.

>>213576500
Oof, timmy...

>>213576540
based

>>213576364
your mrs sounds like a real slut, I'm happy for you that you feel flattered but I assure you any dick would give her those exact same reasons.

>>213576540
Based.
>nooo the heckin' Muslims they didn't do nuffin!!!!!!!!!

>>213576500
>I've been married for a year and me and my wife have had sex almost a dozen times.

what a cuck.
A prostitute would be less expensive except with the prostitute, you wouldnt care if she had an orgasm

I don't care if women cum or not that's not what I'm paying for.

>>213576663
>>213576636
okay kikes

>>213575715 (OP)
You'd be able to tell right away if someone was faking it. There's so many cues. The most important part though is why would you give a fuck? Women don't understand that their orgasm is irrelevant and I'm getting there whether they come with me or not

>>213575732
There was a kike family above our appointment. They had sex every Sunday night like robots. The wife screamed like a yena. She had to be simulating.

>>213575715 (OP)
Women fake it and so do guys sometimes.

>>213576364
Vaccine side effects

>>213576794
based mofo !
Women unironically enjoy it more when they are fucked like a sexdoll, literally dont give a fuck about her enjoyment, use her like a sex object bonus point if you bend her in weird uncomfortable positions

>>213576500
Man, most people have sex 12 times in the first week they're married. You're fucked my dude (not literally kek).

I know women fake it because even men fake it. I've faked it and a couple of my bros have too. I think when guys do it, it's more of long-term relationship thing. Like Kramer said, I'm tired and I just want to get some sleep.

>>213576540
>I hear they're bombing Syria again... Good!

I genuinely don't believe women enjoy sex the same way men do.
Women derive pleasure from being seen as attractive, that's why they get mad when you can't cum or worse can't get hard. Everything is performative.

For me it's that time she became George

>>213576500
>because women can't have orgasms
Yeah they can. If you have a teenis just get her on top and have her dig in when she's riding. It'll happen.

>Bragging about not have satisfying sexual partners.

Did women in the 90s really thing this was a flex? This is a stupid thing to 'gotcha' somebody with lmao. How sad.

>>213576500
>I've been married for a year and me and my wife have had sex almost a dozen times

Fucking playboys in this thread; my girl doesn't even bother to fake it with me.

>>213576500
Fake but funny

Readers added context : No man before 1950 ever gave a fuck wether the bitch enjoyed it or not, if you even mentioned the idea they would think youre joking

>have you ever faked it?
>yeah, if it's enough already and i want to get some sleep
the key, anons, is to finish long before they can get bored

I wouldn't know, I've never had sex with a woman and almost definitely never will due to the fact that I am the dumbest, fattest, gayest, blackest retard faggot on the planet. Every time I walk down the street, people stop and stare and point at me and say, Here comes anon, the biggest sloppiest most cum drenched african in red jew faggot who ever got buttfucked, that's my name, don't wear it out

>>213576540
What's the deal with Hamas?? Their ass is made of ham? I thought muslims didn't like pork. And Palestine?? Their no pal of any "-stein" I know!

>>213577567
not funny, kike

>>213575715 (OP)
GAPE, GAPE, GAPE, GAPE