Thread 213579462

*sips*
>Oh my God.... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Gale... i've never tasted something so.......
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*

>haha yea I did a big cum and piss in it
>no refunds

>>213579538
You ruined the batch.

>>213579538
The Tamago

>>213579538
>Gale... bust my crust.

another completely forced and unfunny "meme"

>>213579462 (OP)
me in the morning frfr

>>213579614
Its funny to shit on breaking bad for being retarded

>>213579614
kek plonked retard. /tv/ loves our coffee just like we love our ciggies to go with em

coffee can never taste that good bro

>>213579462 (OP)
coffee tastes like ash, why do people drink it?

>>213580134
>xhe doesn't know

Lots of cream lots of sugar. Black coffee fags ruin it for everyone with their doghshit recommendations. French press is actually based too don't let people talk you out of trying it

Gale did everything right and was smarter than Walt. Is that why Walt tried to get rid of him by making stuff up to blame him for? What a dick

>>213580306
never outshine the master

>>213580290
Try bạc xỉu sometime anon. It's got whole milk and a little condensed milk for sweetness, really good shit.

>>213580487
>Oh yea lemme try that shit nigguh
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*

>>213580306
Gale was obviously there to get the know-how of the process and when he can produce blue meth himself Gus would have offed Walt.

>>213580134
>>213580285
How tf do people not understand that good coffee tastes good and bad coffee tastes bad. So what if poor quality coffee tastes like fucking burned cardboard, that doesn't mean all coffee is bad

>>213580306
Gus knew Walt and Jesse were wild cards that could fuck up at any moment. Gale was a docile little beta who was happy to clock in every day and not get ideas above his station. Once he learned how to make it as pure as Walt, Gus would have gotten rid of them. Killing Gale was self defence

espresso with an ice cube

If he can consume meth why does he consume coffee

>>213581330
because reasons

Im indian and i can't afford starbucks.so I shake coffee powder in Pepsi bottle with water to make it frothy

>>213580285
For the caffeine obviously, but the bigger question is why would he be drinking coffee when he has a fuck ton of meth at his disposal? Back in college I switched from caffeine to 10mg methamphetamine dissolved in water in the mornings and the rush kept me going all day and made me way more productive than coffee ever could. Both coffee and meth-water taste shitty, but one does a better job at keeping you awake than the other.
Also if Walt was gonna die anyways why didn't he just take a few hits of meth every now and then?

Wasn’t Gale a paedo and that was the reason he was making drugs, cause he couldn’t find actual gainful employment?

there's no indication that gus wanted to randomly kill walt for no reason
walt was just a retard who forced the issue because he was butthurt about his friend making more money than him 30 years ago or something gay

Redditors will call this "good writing"

>>213583420
Breaking bad is awfully written, I don't know how everyone gaslighted each other to believe is the best show of all time or something

>>213579652
The funniest thing to do with breaking bad is to forget it exists and these threads do not help.

More like GAYle amirite

>>213580290
You sound gay

A

>>213581261
>How tf do people not understand
That would inquire taste and intelligence
And it's frankly rare that people have both

>>213583348
No idea but I always thought he was gay but then turns out Gus was the actual gay?

>>213585064
Gus was a buck broken faggot

>it's a 'Mike intentionally pulls black aggro so he can beat up some spooks' episode
kinda weird, it never seemed like it added anything to the narrative.

>>213583348
He was a libertarian so yeah he probably was a pedo.

>>213585243
Libertarians aren't Israel supporters though

>>213581330
Coffee is also a drug.

https://youtu.be/R3NIEbY-aao

Why does Walter White love coffee so much?

>>213585505
Half of Libertarians unironically believe Israel is the only good state.

>>213579614
This.

>>213580406
Based 48 laws knower.

You people sure know how to be irksome.

>>213585505
>

>>213579538
>I gooned for 10 years before I wash allowed to to brew a cup of coffee

>>213586189
It's okay to rape libertarians because they have no basis on which to claim they're not your property

>>213579462 (OP)
I can't drink coffee anymore. A single cup at any time of the day ruins my sleep for the next two nights

>>213580290
French press coffee is always gritty and oily, I hate that. Pour-over with a paper filter is my preferred, though I can't drink much coffee because it makes me squirt diarrhea everywhere

>>213582251
Doesn't methamphetamine literally kill your brain cells?

>>213583447
The worst part is the pacing being all over the place, you get to watch a poorly-decently written show at a snails pace for 90% of a season, and then everything happens in the last 3 episodes, including the build-up (unless it's that gay plane thing which was pointless).

>>213586394
Not really. It’s the additives that do the brain damage over time.

Imagine Breaking Bad but walt is doing meth instead of selling them

>>213586407
That sounds untrue

>>213579462 (OP)
*sips*
>OUCH! HOT! HOT!
*SHLUUUURRP*
>OUCH! FUCK! GALE, THIS COFFEE IS WAY TOO HOT!

>>213586494
Pure meth is an actual pharmaceutical drug. The problem is most meth cooks can’t make it that pure so you end up with a bunch of weird byproducts in it that fuck up your brain.

These threads are so, so dumb.

how did Walt poison Jane's juicebox?

>>213580306
He wasn't able to make as pure of a product

>>213586988
He was giving her his BWC and sneaked some poison in her juice

>>213579462 (OP)
STOP POSTING THIS EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE

This... is... so HECKING KINO!!!!!!!!

He likes dat BBC (Big Black Coffee)

>>213585505
buddy i was in those circles in 2012
that whole thing is J owned, ideology and all

>>213583348
You have two options
>take loads of student debt
> try to make your way into an industry that wants 3 years of experience for entry lvl jobs
>spend years working your way up the corporate ladder until you make good money
Or
>get drug lord to payfor your studies
>get very high paying job immediately afterwards, guaranteed
It's a no brainer

>>213579538

>Jesse, you have to kill Gail. He knows things about me...

>>213580487
ooooooooh

>>213587547
He knows Walt is on the Epstein List

Babish is like this except that instead of coffee he drinks cum

My baby blue

>>213579538
>*SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP*

>>213579462 (OP)
Why do Redditors love this scene so much?

>>213586633
*sips*
>That's an awfully hot coffee pot, Gale
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>YEEEOWWCHHH!!

>>213592039
>>213586633
nice

>>213592039
>Should i drop it on Gus? Maybe not

Not as good as the fly episode

>>213579462 (OP)
UNIRONCALLY me when I had my first cup of coffee for the day. I'm sorry you can't find joy in simple daily things anon but it's something you can actively work on and improve and I recommend that you do. Thank you and god bless

>>213592039
>Walter Red

>Gale likely made millions and millions of dollars
>lives in 1 bedroom apartment in ABQ which was around $500/month in 2010

was he just saving all the money?

>>213583449
that's not funny

>>213579462 (OP)
ah dont gettit

>>213580306
>was smarter than Walt
No he wasn't. Gale was a pussy, that's why he froze when he saw Jesse pointing a gun at him. Walt could improvise under pressure

>>213586294
Did I ask? Here's the thing: I don't remember asking. Keep your stupid comments in your pocket

Is this the new breaking bad pasta spam?
no more >this is not LE meth
or the classic >*adjust ties* ?

>>213579462 (OP)
powered baked maple syrup pecans blended into coffee is great. A little french vanilla creamer and some hazel nut on the side is nice in it sometimes too.

>>213594569
It's coffee, not pasta you dummy

>>213579462 (OP)
They didn't need to bully and kill this guy. Walt obviously had a gay relationship off screen with him, you don't write poetry to a nigga and leave it in yo baffroom.

>>213579462 (OP)
>I put a squeeze of lemon in it

>>213595427
Kek

>>213579614
yes

>>213593442
Yeah whatever you say Bourdain

>>213583447
>gaslighted

>>213579462 (OP)
I MUST CONSOOM LE COFFEE