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Anonymous No.213579462 >>213579622 >>213580285 >>213586294 >>213586633 >>213587219 >>213591298 >>213593442 >>213594468 >>213594625 >>213594736 >>213595427 >>213597475
*sips*
>Oh my God.... this coffee
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>Gale... i've never tasted something so.......
*GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP* *GULP*
Anonymous No.213579538 >>213579551 >>213579556 >>213579578 >>213586278 >>213587547 >>213590197
>haha yea I did a big cum and piss in it
>no refunds
Anonymous No.213579551
>>213579538
You ruined the batch.
Anonymous No.213579556
>>213579538
The Tamago
Anonymous No.213579578
>>213579538
>Gale... bust my crust.
Anonymous No.213579614 >>213579652 >>213579655 >>213586191 >>213596477
another completely forced and unfunny "meme"
Anonymous No.213579622
>>213579462 (OP)
me in the morning frfr
Anonymous No.213579652 >>213583449
>>213579614
Its funny to shit on breaking bad for being retarded
Anonymous No.213579655
>>213579614
kek plonked retard. /tv/ loves our coffee just like we love our ciggies to go with em
Anonymous No.213580134 >>213580290 >>213581261
coffee can never taste that good bro
Anonymous No.213580285 >>213581261 >>213582251
>>213579462 (OP)
coffee tastes like ash, why do people drink it?
Anonymous No.213580290 >>213580487 >>213583496 >>213586332
>>213580134
>xhe doesn't know

Lots of cream lots of sugar. Black coffee fags ruin it for everyone with their doghshit recommendations. French press is actually based too don't let people talk you out of trying it
Anonymous No.213580306 >>213580406 >>213581093 >>213581285 >>213587140 >>213594516
Gale did everything right and was smarter than Walt. Is that why Walt tried to get rid of him by making stuff up to blame him for? What a dick
Anonymous No.213580406 >>213586208
>>213580306
never outshine the master
Anonymous No.213580487 >>213580572 >>213588168
>>213580290
Try bαΊ‘c xỉu sometime anon. It's got whole milk and a little condensed milk for sweetness, really good shit.
Anonymous No.213580572
>>213580487
>Oh yea lemme try that shit nigguh
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
Anonymous No.213581093
>>213580306
Gale was obviously there to get the know-how of the process and when he can produce blue meth himself Gus would have offed Walt.
Anonymous No.213581261 >>213584938
>>213580134
>>213580285
How tf do people not understand that good coffee tastes good and bad coffee tastes bad. So what if poor quality coffee tastes like fucking burned cardboard, that doesn't mean all coffee is bad
Anonymous No.213581285
>>213580306
Gus knew Walt and Jesse were wild cards that could fuck up at any moment. Gale was a docile little beta who was happy to clock in every day and not get ideas above his station. Once he learned how to make it as pure as Walt, Gus would have gotten rid of them. Killing Gale was self defence
Anonymous No.213581293
espresso with an ice cube
Anonymous No.213581330 >>213581359 >>213585515
If he can consume meth why does he consume coffee
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213581359
>>213581330
because reasons
Anonymous No.213581378
Im indian and i can't afford starbucks.so I shake coffee powder in Pepsi bottle with water to make it frothy
Anonymous No.213582251 >>213586394
>>213580285
For the caffeine obviously, but the bigger question is why would he be drinking coffee when he has a fuck ton of meth at his disposal? Back in college I switched from caffeine to 10mg methamphetamine dissolved in water in the mornings and the rush kept me going all day and made me way more productive than coffee ever could. Both coffee and meth-water taste shitty, but one does a better job at keeping you awake than the other.
Also if Walt was gonna die anyways why didn't he just take a few hits of meth every now and then?
Anonymous No.213583348 >>213585064 >>213585243 >>213587415
Wasn’t Gale a paedo and that was the reason he was making drugs, cause he couldn’t find actual gainful employment?
Anonymous No.213583416
there's no indication that gus wanted to randomly kill walt for no reason
walt was just a retard who forced the issue because he was butthurt about his friend making more money than him 30 years ago or something gay
Anonymous No.213583420 >>213583447
Redditors will call this "good writing"
Anonymous No.213583447 >>213586399 >>213596716
>>213583420
Breaking bad is awfully written, I don't know how everyone gaslighted each other to believe is the best show of all time or something
Anonymous No.213583449 >>213594415
>>213579652
The funniest thing to do with breaking bad is to forget it exists and these threads do not help.
Anonymous No.213583475
More like GAYle amirite
Anonymous No.213583496
>>213580290
You sound gay
Anonymous No.213584834
A
Anonymous No.213584938
>>213581261
>How tf do people not understand
That would inquire taste and intelligence
And it's frankly rare that people have both
Anonymous No.213585064 >>213585114
>>213583348
No idea but I always thought he was gay but then turns out Gus was the actual gay?
Anonymous No.213585114
>>213585064
Gus was a buck broken faggot
Anonymous No.213585206
>it's a 'Mike intentionally pulls black aggro so he can beat up some spooks' episode
kinda weird, it never seemed like it added anything to the narrative.
Anonymous No.213585243 >>213585505
>>213583348
He was a libertarian so yeah he probably was a pedo.
Anonymous No.213585505 >>213586189 >>213586237 >>213587404
>>213585243
Libertarians aren't Israel supporters though
Anonymous No.213585515
>>213581330
Coffee is also a drug.

https://youtu.be/R3NIEbY-aao
Anonymous No.213586153
Why does Walter White love coffee so much?
Anonymous No.213586189 >>213586282
>>213585505
Half of Libertarians unironically believe Israel is the only good state.
Anonymous No.213586191
>>213579614
This.
Anonymous No.213586208
>>213580406
Based 48 laws knower.
Anonymous No.213586222
You people sure know how to be irksome.
Anonymous No.213586237
>>213585505
>
Anonymous No.213586278
>>213579538
>I gooned for 10 years before I wash allowed to to brew a cup of coffee
Anonymous No.213586282
>>213586189
It's okay to rape libertarians because they have no basis on which to claim they're not your property
Anonymous No.213586294 >>213594519
>>213579462 (OP)
I can't drink coffee anymore. A single cup at any time of the day ruins my sleep for the next two nights
Anonymous No.213586332
>>213580290
French press coffee is always gritty and oily, I hate that. Pour-over with a paper filter is my preferred, though I can't drink much coffee because it makes me squirt diarrhea everywhere
Anonymous No.213586394 >>213586407
>>213582251
Doesn't methamphetamine literally kill your brain cells?
Anonymous No.213586399
>>213583447
The worst part is the pacing being all over the place, you get to watch a poorly-decently written show at a snails pace for 90% of a season, and then everything happens in the last 3 episodes, including the build-up (unless it's that gay plane thing which was pointless).
Anonymous No.213586407 >>213586494
>>213586394
Not really. It’s the additives that do the brain damage over time.
Anonymous No.213586483
Imagine Breaking Bad but walt is doing meth instead of selling them
Anonymous No.213586494 >>213586660
>>213586407
That sounds untrue
Anonymous No.213586633 >>213592039 >>213592189
>>213579462 (OP)
*sips*
>OUCH! HOT! HOT!
*SHLUUUURRP*
>OUCH! FUCK! GALE, THIS COFFEE IS WAY TOO HOT!
Anonymous No.213586660
>>213586494
Pure meth is an actual pharmaceutical drug. The problem is most meth cooks can’t make it that pure so you end up with a bunch of weird byproducts in it that fuck up your brain.
Anonymous No.213586848
These threads are so, so dumb.
Anonymous No.213586988 >>213587153
how did Walt poison Jane's juicebox?
Anonymous No.213587140
>>213580306
He wasn't able to make as pure of a product
Anonymous No.213587153
>>213586988
He was giving her his BWC and sneaked some poison in her juice
Anonymous No.213587219
>>213579462 (OP)
STOP POSTING THIS EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
Anonymous No.213587269
This... is... so HECKING KINO!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213587318
He likes dat BBC (Big Black Coffee)
Anonymous No.213587404
>>213585505
buddy i was in those circles in 2012
that whole thing is J owned, ideology and all
Anonymous No.213587415
>>213583348
You have two options
>take loads of student debt
> try to make your way into an industry that wants 3 years of experience for entry lvl jobs
>spend years working your way up the corporate ladder until you make good money
Or
>get drug lord to payfor your studies
>get very high paying job immediately afterwards, guaranteed
It's a no brainer
Anonymous No.213587547 >>213588190
>>213579538

>Jesse, you have to kill Gail. He knows things about me...
Anonymous No.213588168
>>213580487
ooooooooh
Anonymous No.213588190
>>213587547
He knows Walt is on the Epstein List
Anonymous No.213588544
Babish is like this except that instead of coffee he drinks cum
Anonymous No.213589078
My baby blue
Anonymous No.213590197
>>213579538
>*SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP* *SLURP*
Anonymous No.213591298
>>213579462 (OP)
Why do Redditors love this scene so much?
Anonymous No.213592039 >>213592189 >>213592216 >>213594112
>>213586633
*sips*
>That's an awfully hot coffee pot, Gale
*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
>YEEEOWWCHHH!!
Anonymous No.213592189
>>213592039
>>213586633
nice
Anonymous No.213592216
>>213592039
>Should i drop it on Gus? Maybe not
Anonymous No.213592905
Not as good as the fly episode
Anonymous No.213593442 >>213596569
>>213579462 (OP)
UNIRONCALLY me when I had my first cup of coffee for the day. I'm sorry you can't find joy in simple daily things anon but it's something you can actively work on and improve and I recommend that you do. Thank you and god bless
Anonymous No.213594112
>>213592039
>Walter Red
Anonymous No.213594384
>Gale likely made millions and millions of dollars
>lives in 1 bedroom apartment in ABQ which was around $500/month in 2010

was he just saving all the money?
Anonymous No.213594415
>>213583449
that's not funny
Anonymous No.213594468
>>213579462 (OP)
ah dont gettit
Anonymous No.213594516
>>213580306
>was smarter than Walt
No he wasn't. Gale was a pussy, that's why he froze when he saw Jesse pointing a gun at him. Walt could improvise under pressure
Anonymous No.213594519
>>213586294
Did I ask? Here's the thing: I don't remember asking. Keep your stupid comments in your pocket
Anonymous No.213594569 >>213594676
Is this the new breaking bad pasta spam?
no more >this is not LE meth
or the classic >*adjust ties* ?
Anonymous No.213594625
>>213579462 (OP)
powered baked maple syrup pecans blended into coffee is great. A little french vanilla creamer and some hazel nut on the side is nice in it sometimes too.
Anonymous No.213594676 >>213596544
>>213594569
It's coffee, not pasta you dummy
Anonymous No.213594736
>>213579462 (OP)
They didn't need to bully and kill this guy. Walt obviously had a gay relationship off screen with him, you don't write poetry to a nigga and leave it in yo baffroom.
Anonymous No.213595427 >>213596062
>>213579462 (OP)
>I put a squeeze of lemon in it
Anonymous No.213596062
>>213595427
Kek
Anonymous No.213596477
>>213579614
yes
Anonymous No.213596544
>>213594676
Anonymous No.213596569
>>213593442
Yeah whatever you say Bourdain
Anonymous No.213596716
>>213583447
>gaslighted
Anonymous No.213597475
>>213579462 (OP)
I MUST CONSOOM LE COFFEE