Thread 213581277

>>213581277 (OP)
>Auuuu auuuu auuuu auuu auuuuuuuuuu i cant ow ow ow stop oh stop oooooooh oooooh ooooooh

Brutal. What are these videos called? Viral isn't definitive enough. Iconic? Classic? Anyway. Mine is the guy having a meltdown on a metro screaming conductor, we have a problem.

>>213581277 (OP)
Die bitch

>>213581785
Whoa, she cheated on a make believe contest. Hardly worthy of that vitriol.

>>213581805
She must pay

>>213581277 (OP)
>>213581731
>>213581785
she actually broke a lot of bones so she wasn't overreacting

>>213581805
She cheated in an attempt to be the funny fat girl and then became the hilarious fat girl. It went better than she had planned for everyone but her.

>>213581850
she died of internal bleeding at the hospital, it's not funny.

>>213581938
She got graped to death?

>>213581938
*eternal

>>213581758
I don't know what to call the genre, but I like it

>>213582127
‘Fraid so

>>213581758
>What are these videos called?
epic fails!!

>>213582167
I love this one, I'm not even sure she did anything wrong that melon just wanted her.

>>213582288
did he died?

>>213582308
Unfortunately no.

>>213582167
what kind of injury was sustained by that? surely that could be fatal?

>>213583202
It's a watermelon.

>>213583258
considering I saw a webm of someone potentially killing someone by slamming a watermelon atop their head on /pol/ I'm skeptical on the less-lethalness melons now.

>>213583258
you're a watermelon

>>213582167
It is a freak accident, a black swan incident. No planning or preparation for it.

>>213581758
TV fails.
News bloopers.

>>213583173
Should have bunny hopped over that van

>>213582198
Close but what about when they are positive? Like awesome tricks hots or feats of athleticism.

>>213583309
You're a cantaloupe.

>>213583202
probably just a concussion, the brain bouncing against the inside of the skull. Concussions do have a small chance of being fatal . it could cause a brain bleed or a traumatic brain injury that kills them some other weird way.

watermelons probably aren't hard enough to do much damage to the skull besides the nose. if she's very unlucky her eyes might be damaged but the shape of the skull would probably disippate most of the force away from the eyeballs which are surprisingly tough.

>>213581277 (OP)
she died btw

>>213583202
In the actual clip she said her face was numb and she was disoriented, so maybe a concussion. I was honestly amazed she didn't get so much as a broken nose, watermelons are fucking heavy.

>>213583304
>getting worked by a webm

>>213583452
What was she aiming at anyway?

>>213583452
There is that gif of someone getting knocked out by one.

>>213583304
That was a bowling ball painted like a watermelon. That dude's dead.

WTF even is OP?

>>213583487
It's a reality show contest, there is some target in the far end of the field. This is the most remarkable thing about the whole show.

>>213583507
https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?si=CMydZc5UTqrQ9MP9

toonight ooon.... EPIC failz!

>>213583476
>see a video of a person getting injured severely by a melon
>you got worked
what the fuck does that even mean really? that seeing that makes me skeptical on the lethality of things?

>>213582246
>that melon just wanted her
Kek

>>213583507
A news segment on wine making ecent that is taking place and the reporter set up a grape crushing contest. Inher overzealous drive to defeat the other woman she falls and injures herself gravely.

>>213583534
It's pretty funny, but I'm surprised so many anons just know what it was automatically.

>>213583621
it's as old as the internet.

Remember the guy getting electrocuted by the grapes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU
remember this fella?

>>213583700
He got redemption on todh.0.

>>213583700
lol

>>213583173
>WITNESS MEEEE

>>213583796
I love the bike ones

>>213581277 (OP)
They really just kept filming her while she was making those noises instead of someone just saying "We are going to cut to a commercial break while we get her medical attention" and at least try to save some of her dignity

>>213583839
She could have just not made funny noises if she wanted to maintain dignity.

>>213583258
https://soundcloud.com/240cookie/im-a-banana

>>213583377
Epic wins

>>213583925
Like so.

>>213583925
Gotcha. Acceptable.

>>213583377
>awesome tricks hots or feats of athleticism.

>>213583839
It was possible she was joking and on a more cynical level bloopers are gold.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFgeZtkAb8

>we made need emergency surgery in the studio

>>213583959
I don't think the bird thought that was awesome.

>>213583959
So was that called a ball?

>>213583996
HE'S FAST!

>>213583839
Don’t be such an old granny

>>213584002
No a fowl.

>>213583946
Im confused he was way to far back for that ball to still have all chance to be in play so whats the problem with this one?

>>213584035
nothing. he caught the ball with one hand while holding his child in the other. that's an EPIC WIN if I've ever seen one

>>213584035
It's not a video where you're supposed to be mad about the catch you retarded nigger

>>213583173
>Penny farthing hipster
>Cycling past health food shop
>Crashing into a delivery van that really should have given way
>Bus at end
Checks out

>>213584152
Sure the van should have given way but at some point you have to save yourself and apply the brakes. I saw a video of a woman in Boston getting crushed by a truck because she refused to believe that the truck driver wasn't going to obey the traffic laws and yield to her.

>>213583839
she got the wind knocked out of her she didn’t even need medical attention

have any of you ever played a contact sport in your life?

>>213581277 (OP)
>people in the 2000s just made viral videos of people's pain and misfortune
pretty rude ngl

>>213584238
That bike clearly has shit brakes cause if its brakes were good you'd just be flung off every time

>>213583173
The thumbnail made me think it was that scene from The Irishman

>>213584266
Then maybe he shouldn't be riding it on public roads.

>>213584353
lol

>>213584375
All bicycles and scooters are children's toys that do not belong on the road.

>>213584463
Yes

>>213584463
Fuck you, you are just like the nepobabies.

>>213583304
>slamming a watermelon atop their head on /pol/
Do you mean a pumpkin? That guy was OK

>>213584641
There’s another video like this of a woman with a very strong Scottish accent telling them to “piss off!” as they push her into the bushes, but I’ve never been able to find it again. I miss it dearly.

>>213584701
Both, I have seen both gifs. The pumpkin one was against a guy caught in those stings and the watermelon is a form of the ice bucket challenge.

>>213584726
So the watermelon was frozen?

>>213584850
Just a regular albeit large watermelon. The guy is announcing what he is doing while another guy is overhead and just slams the watermelon on His head. It might be a kid, I think.

>>213584002
Ruling was dead ball, no pitch, count stays the same

>>213583541
I've seen too much China shit, I thought she was going to get flattened by that truck.

>>213583820
got what they deserved

>>213584717
I like the "you can't park there" ones from England where people start chasing the guy while swearing

>>213584896
>>>/pol/512383138

>>213585469
What was the link?

>>213583173
>So, ya don't like the old time bikes, eh?

>>213583403
It hit her face, not her skull

.

>>213585685
still funny

>>213585650
confirmed faked

>>213583621
Family Guy did a parody of it.
https://youtu.be/FqtEi_aqGX0?si=do6fBHIY6DuHMwhG&t=19

>>213585622
>completely ragdolls
they really are npcs

>>213585502
It's the link to the webm with the watermelon head smash. You can just search the post number on 4plebs to see it

>>213581731
>Auuuu auuuu auuuu auuu auuuuuuuuuu
Why do mutts speak like this?

>>213584238
He did apply them but they locked up and skidded.

>>213584029
Underrated

>>213581277 (OP)
Rememberts when Family Guy did a spoof of this scene with StewE? Speaking of Family Guy:

BASKIN
ROCKIN'
TRUSTBERTS

Kek, its kino! Rockin' bandy!

>>213587307
I hope someone finds you.

>>213581758
Definitive

>>213582167
That's got to be a broken nose right there...

>>213582167
That was sweet.

>>213583959
Kek I remember my 6th grade teacher showing this to the class, that was in 2000

>>213587385
She'll be fine. Watermelon is a natural antiseptic.

>>213582167
Why did the Watermelon bounce back?

>>213587342
CRAM

>>213587589
This post>>213583572
explains it

Ooooooohoohoooonodontblurgoooohooohoooouchoo

unironically the funniest video in existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9M9rodtoTU

you gotta watch it beginning to end, the entire thing is legitimately a scene out of Boondocks

>>213587307
LOL moron still hasnt leveraged his ban dodging tactics to profit off of advertising, Sad!

Look at that horse.

>>213587764
>boy you can’t do this…ON CONCRETE

>>213587480
As part of a physics lesson or just because it looked cool?

>>213587740
And now here’s George with the weather.

>>213584035
It's cool.

>>213583173
The awful effects of velocipeding

>>213587764
Black people are nature's clowns

>>213586853
Is that why he takes his feet off the pedals right before impact?

>>213583820
>that period from 2004 to 2012 when the roads were clogged with these fuckers thinking they're doing sports by riding a $5000 bike in spandex

>>213583541
She's lucky it was the wheel and not her skull.

>>213587764
YOU
AINT
SHIT
TO
ME
NIGGA

>>213581850

there is no injury on earth where her reaction wouldn't be over the top

>>213583621
You’re too young to know it but it used to be a very popular viral video/meme back in the early days of youtube. Pretty much everyone older than 25 has seen it.

>>213588064
Why did he think that would be a good idea?

>>213584261
She broke several ribs.

>>213588089
Oh gosh I thinks she’s hurt.

>>213587982

where do you live where these fuckers stopped in 2012?

>>213585622
oof

>>213588165
Why did that guy just bail?

>>213588220
He had no other choice

>>213588220
He's a defensive coordinator. That cart is obviously on the offense.

>>213584641
This guy died, and those guys in the car got 15 years each btw.

>>213588284
Bullshit.

>>213588208
Fucking hipsters

>>213585583
Huh. That was my exact thought and I was about to click over to Frinkiac.

>>213588294
Look it up.

>>213588349
I don't know how

>>213588349
Make me.

>>213582167
POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

>>213587764
AW COME ON
Gimme at least 10 seconds of the aftermath!

>>213582167
her once normal face...beaten to a pulp by the nigger fruit

>>213583304
>I saw a webm of someone potentially killing someone by slamming a watermelon atop their head
Post it.

>>213588603
The sheer niggerness of it!

>>213583541
it could've been her skull under that wheel

>>213583700
the sheer fucking hubris of "see, now its locked in place"

>>213584035
they're cheering him on in the vid. He got an EPIC WIN

>>213581277 (OP)
Empathy test. If you think her cries of pain are funny you might be a sociopath

>>213588085
this one's fucking hilarious every time

>>213587855
Just because it was funny, he was a good guy

>nearly die
>world laughs at your agony
Society.

>>213581938
yes it is

>>213583621
newfag

>>213583839
The noises she was making were ridiculous and it's obviously not in their script or anything. The crew probably didn't know she was actually hurt until after the camera feed finally cut away. You remember that female comedian recently who made a joke about the vaccine killing people then immediately collapsed on stage? Everyone laughed because they thought it was a joke.

>>213583541
her skull may have taken the place of that wheel in another timeline

>>213584029
[in unison] Carlos!

>>213581758
for me, it's this one
https://youtu.be/XIM0ONGyTi4

>>213585875
you never played a game where the PC has ragdoll physics?

>>213583258
A piece of foam could kill you if it was moving fast enough.

>>213589492
Nah, couldn't happen to me.

>>213589695
ouch

>>213589695
Dumb broad. Hope she apologized even if it is a ref.

>>213589775
It's a hockey team. They probably run a train on her at the hotel later that night.

>>213589775
Nah ref's responsibility is to never interfere with active play unless a foul has occured. Ref's fault; if anything the player should get compensated for the ref restricting their ability to play. If an ump stood too close to the plate and got clocked as the batter swung at the ball it's not the player's fault, and it's not even a strike.

>>213583309
Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

>>213589821
You can tell who is a malicious buly immediately. It seems evident as an adult but you can't as a kid.

>>213587764
>you gotta watch it beginning to end
hope ur not trolling by making me watch an entire 49 second video

>>213588034
>Rick and Morty fans trying to skateboard

for me it's landslide kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mknStAMia0Q

>>213590318
Oh I love Stevie Nicks

>>213588064
The whole video is a classic.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s8zbXfIiVwg

>>213590522
Is this one of those "sigma males" I've heard so much about?

>>213587764
why did that guy run away?

>>213590579
Fight or flight

Become ungovernable

>>213582167
did she died?

>>213590522
WTF is this real?

>>213582167
She probably got watermelon in her brain through her sinuses

>>213590691
>when that one fag just spams one move but keeps winning

>>213590691
should've quoted that dumb Mr Bean quote used by indians/ESLs
>act like a fool, think brilliant
or whatever

>>213590829
That's how I always won in Tekken because I didn't own the game. Got pretty far in a tournament button mashing.

>>213590691
this looks like the USA yet the dude doesn't get mag dumped
Is white privilege really a thing

>>213590899
You just know

>>213583202
That's a blow that could pop an aneurysm and either kill within minutes or leave you crippled for life if you get an emergency brain surgery.

>>213590889
>Cop 101: if he's unarmed, meaning no gun or knife or anything and you shoot him, it's probably the end of your career and could put you in prison.
The cops get punched each fall back on their training, immediately disengaging and radio-ing in "this guy is now violent we need backup". He'll get arrested later & the cops' asses are covered.
A lot of the dead black guy vids I've seen are like "no officer I've got no gun so please stop yelling at me to keep my hands visible and disregard me reaching for something outside of your view that you can trust is not a weapon at all"

>>213591203
>That ending
I literally laughed out loud

>>213591271
in his element

>>213583541
the heat from the rice cooks the egg

Remember that time that cop shot that fleeing dude in the back 5 times and then was caught on camera planting a weapon on him

>>213591420
No.
What I do remember is him being a violent ape and his ventilation was justified.

>>213590899
You know this is the definitive moment of this woman's life. She never felt like that before or since.

>>213591203
Looney Tunes tier shit

>He's pet of the week, he's a very loving cACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ubQxtEukvw

>>213588193
It's called White flight

>>213583541
>I almost died hehe

>>213591618
Awww, he's smiling :)

>>213591514
He wasn't violent he was running away

>>213591203
I need backstory. What's a HEDDLU Police?

>>213591618
Why is this woman fighting with some black guy

>>213591721
Violently running away.

>>213591793
Some days ypu just can't get rid of a bomb!

Brutal.

>>213590579
he aint no snitch

>>213591898
all shitbulls deserve death

>>213591898
piece of shit homeless retard putting the poor dogs in that position

>>213591894
>COME BACK YOU FUCKING BITCH DO NOT REDEEM THE TABLE

This thread is losing its light hearted tone

>>213591993
ya i dont like seeing aminals getting hurt

>>213591785
Like the regular police but they fuck a few sheep as part of basic training.

EVIL DIES TONIGHT

>>213582167
I love that they still made her complete the task after that.

>>213590889
whites are less likely to pull out a gun or knife so they probably had their guard down especially when its 3v1

>>213583541
kek

Requesting the hipster on the unicycle.

>>213590899
>>213591294
>>213591532
sadly it's fake

>>213592242
No it's not, retard

>>213591203
so this is why bicycle wheels are contraband

>>213592242
how does it keep going?

>>213592138
Holy kek at that filename ya fucking oldfag

>>213591792
it looks like
>dog + woman run up to man purse snatching woman
>dog attacks woman being purse snatched
>dog woman fights guy
>guy runs away
>dog attacks dog woman
>purse snatcher gets away

>>213590030
this shit eating grin tells you all you need to know

>>213589492
>we gaan
why would he say that?

>>213592272
oh, you're right. I thought it was a PR stunt

>>213592248
>Saar Wars

>>213592358
COMIN' THROUGH

>>213592360
You couldn't even recreate doing that if you tried

>>213592380
Putting her in a big ass public display like that isn't a smart idea, but I can't help but feel sympathy for the guy.

>>213583309
got em

>>213592426
LMAO I haven't seen that in a long time. Bro just caught the Holy Spirit

>>213592407
>redemption of the shit lords

>>213592282
Looks like it's downhill.

>>213592426
the show must go on

>>213592426
What was his plan here, upstage the MJ impersonator? Well I guess it worked since everybody will be talking about the guy who killed himself at a dance party for the rest of their lives.

>>213592282
He's using his invisible and long cock

Son of bitch
https://youtu.be/WDQQfBrSUs0

>>213592549
You don't get it? Shamona....
His plan was to HEEHEE, but he did an OOOOOOH instead

doesn't really belong here, but whatever

>>213590588
Impressed he could just walk away after this.

>>213592242
Wasn’t this maneuver banned because of this guy?

>>213581938
>>213582127
>>213582170
>>213589144
No she didn't, her name was Melissa Sanders and she did an interview in 2008 talking about it.

>>213592689
that was a crisis actor

>>213592426
How did he fail at holding a chair?

>>213592669
Aw fuck

>>213592669
ouch

>>213592190
what's the best approach if you want to bone her? ask her out? ask her price?

>>213592793
What happened?

>>213581277 (OP)
Why did she yell that? It’s not like a black person pushed her or anything.

>>213592821
This should happen to all women

>>213592793
brendan aint looking so hot

>>213592653
The fact that they're all white really ties the whole thing together.

>>213592899
these are the retards that the warnings on Jackass are for

>>213592899
do russians really do this every morning before dying of starvation

>>213592821
why do women always sit like this?

>>213592461
Poor kid’s missing out on the hustle and bustle

>>213592821
>S-step bro

>>213592899
Why does he have a brown Ed, Edd n Eddy shirt?

>>213593026
pheromone dispersal

>>213592899
Some niggas don't think.

>>213592821
Women who sit like this run the risk of having their skulls smashed by their own knees if an accident happens, read an article about it and the womans forehead was sunken in even after multiple surgeries to fix it

>>213589893
Retard she is standing as far back as possible and the stick movement was awkward and ungraceful as fuck, it's on the player. Stop being painfully Australian, ie a gay hard cunt

>>213592807
Damn, those antivaxx ninjas got them good.

>>213593026
I have wondered this. I've got boot marks and big chunks cut out of my dashboard from 4 different women. They all do it.

>>213592190
>i put a bag on her head, still counts
Must've been the type of women the Lonely Island were referring to. She doesn't look too bad from behind tho.

>>213592807
the sign language lady pointing to the floor whehn the vaxxgoblin fell down was kind of disrespectful

>>213592426
Did he recover?

>>213589469
kek this one is gold

feels like something dave chappelle would joke about like
>white peepo dunt know this but niggas got two voices see, the nigga voice for the hood, and the white voice for the job, anyone remember that reporter who swallowed a fly?

>>213585622
what the hell was he thinking?

>>213593174
yes he is the governor of california

>>213593186
He was going so fast he probably didn't see it till it was too late

>>213593026
no accountability

>>213590554
I heard he went on to found a pharmaceutical company and jailed for threatening Hillary Clinton

>>213592190
bluestrip bunny

>>213592242
this nigga knows how to ride

>>213593174
He genuinely died on the spot.

>>213593234
Is that Corey Feldman?

>>213592821
Why does this turn me on?

>>213593270
Elephants got higher IQ

>>213593014
Pretty sure the one pushing the agenda is a jew. They are semitic, not white

>>213593287
Really?

>>213592242
>the double take by the scooter guy

>>213593345
Yes.

>>213593248
Exactly this.
Nothing is ever their fault. They are mentally children till they die of old age.

Kino thread after all

>>213593329
Owen Jones isn't a jew, he's just a turbo-lefty with an interracial fetish (he only fucks black guys).

>>213589469
Feels like an analog horror at the end

>>213593362
Wow, that's sad. One small mistake and it's over. Be cautious anons.

>>213592638
Sometimes pride is stronger than pain.

>>213593108
I've seen videos and it was hard to tell my coworker she shouldn't let her gymnast daughter do it. I mean this asian probably only takes pictures of herself and doesn't need her legs, but gymnastics is this kids life

>>213593390
>turbo-lefty with an interracial fetish (he only fucks black guys).
A jew and a golem of the jew are the same thing regarding their effect on society.

>>213593417
You're not wrong. I was just clearing up any mistunderstanding.

Have a success webm to cleanse the mind.

>>213593378
id probably do a double take too if i saw morpheous just strolling

>>213592461
>Adidas shorts for the hog
kek

>>213593378
For a minute there I was worried he wasn't going to fold his arms behind his back

>>213584238
I don't think that thing had breaks.

>>213593455
Thank you, good sir. That was an epic dive.

>>213592793
>lands perfectly on its bottom

>>213592282
Electromagnetic coils hidden in the rims.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/60-minutes-hidden-magnets-the-next-big-cheat-in-cycling/

>>213593417
I don't know about that. I'd let the niggers stay if we could dejew overnight.

>>213584238
>video
Where is it big guy

>>213593455
that's not dangerous at all

>>213593575
You are the golem, in this instance.

>>213593329
>pretty sure
You aren't though are you?

>>213590579
when the police inevitably show up, they will ask for id. those niggers all have warrants.

>>213593637
The dog in your video actually died.

>>213593234
I really hate that kind of nose makeup, they all do it now.

>>213593667
They are just like women concerning accountability. So many piglets and so few teats.

>>213592653
The gay dude knows what's up. Once the muzzies take over, it's the roof for him.

>>213593690
F

>>213593667
nigga stole my bike

>>213593715
What are you talking about

>>213592934
>wymin

>>213593641
I think you underestimate the capacity of the White man to cajole the negro into docility.

The primary difference is that niggers act as openly hostile enemies, where jews act as infiltrators. The traitor is eternally a greater threat than the enemy. Niggers are retarded. Even with their outrageous rates of reproduction, they can't exceed 13% of the population because they can't stop killing each other.

We could just send them all to Florida and it would be fine, but the real solution is the Shoah for real this time. You know I'm right.

>>213593787
He's saying that a white man would've seen that the car wasn't going to stop and stopped themselves so as not to be harmed, understanding that whether or not they have right of way, the car still wins. But the non-white bicyclist sees the cars, knows they'll hit him, and just carries on while gesticulating in exasperation at them not doing what he wants, unable to foresee the obvious consequence. Ultimately being punished.

>>213593837
Golem.

>>213593837
>The traitor is eternally a greater threat than the enemy.
You're the traitor in this instance. You realise that, yes?

>>213593847
>can't read
you're brown. get your shinebox.

>>213593847
I didn't even know the guy was black and don't see how you could have. It's too blurry to even see what race he is

>>213593893
You're the mutt from the land of mutts. I'm actually white. Not 48% or whatever you freaks are down to now.

>>213593896
If you can't tell this person is black then you cannot be helped.

>>213592689
Are you autistic or did you actually think this was a useful and informative post?

>>213593926
Looks more brown than anything, I think you just have blacks on the brain

>>213593959
It's okay to be wrong on 4chan. You shouldn't feel as deeply humiliated by it as you do. It shouldn't prompt you to try to save face. You're anonymous here. You can just go "oh yeah, so he is" and move on like a normal human. That's afro hair.

>>213593018
You develop an immunity to fire after a while.

>>213593926
I get that you're dealing with Arabs as a European. Way different than what we have going on here. Niggers aren't running huge sex trafficking rings. They just shoot each other and commit random acts of violence until they turn ~30-40. We can handle that, and we're not importing them by the tens of thousands every year, unless it's Minnesota.