Thread 213581314

https://streamable.com/s2zlm2

May 2026: Mandalorian and Grogu in theaters

2026: Ahsoka season 2 with Hayden Christensen

2027: Starfighter in theaters with Ryan Gosling, Matt Smith and Mia Goth, taking place 5 years after Episode 9

I do not cate about star wars

Mango and Grogu linked up?

I think the TV shows are overall good and the original movies aged like milk. New movies are terrible i give you that.

>>213581314 (OP)
When WAR, actual proper WARfare, in my Star WARS??

Can't wait to see how Disney fucks these up and can't make up their costs.

>>213581314 (OP)
>Ahsoka season 2
I've been looking forward to this.

>>213581314 (OP)
>oh look more of the same cheap cgi goyim slop

I fly...

>>213582946
I guess Matt Smith is the villain in his movie, and that means that means Mia Goth will be his co-star/girlfriend. Really upset about that because it was almost Mikey Madison but she turned the role down.

>generic marketing catchphrase
>nuwars
Yup its just shilling

>>213583123
>I guess Matt Smith is the villain
Somehow, Palpatine has returned, again...

> aksoka 2
More like Hayden's Anakin 2

>>213581314 (OP)
>AND GROGU!!!!
UWWWWWAAAAAOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!

WHEN IS GLUP SHITTO COMING OUT

zomg are they finally leaning into the grittier, darker, more war-like aspects of Star Wars?

>>213583261
that quote doesn't work when all the people in the photo look happy

Lol Garbage

>>213583821
The veins popping out of his forehead and the dead look in his eyes says otherwise

>>213583821
something something races.

>>213583821
you need to take an autism test if you think christensen looks happy in that pic

>>213581314 (OP)
Will people pay to go and see star wars?

It feels like it may have been relegated to streaming for a while now

>>213583987
>>213584032
He always looks like that. Why wouldn't he be happy with his co-star and a friend that he had been to acting school together? Sounds more like you're projecting your incelhood and racism onto him.

>>213584151
lol that meme got you rattled as fuck

>>213581314 (OP)
Looks like every other episode of the generic mandeloroon tv show. Why see this in theaters if it’s just going to be in the Disney app?

>>213583261
>>213583987
>>213584151
sorry this is only tangentially related, but
>veins
i have really veiny hands, whenever doctors/nurses take my blood, they first look at my arms and then realize there are bright green chunky veins and decide to shove a needle right into my fucking knuckle instead. i can FEEL it up against the bone.

how the fuck do i get them to stop doing this? the problem is they struggle with my pale, veinless arms, then go after my hands like they're fucking vampires. WHAT DO I SAY?

>>213584482
"That hurts a lot, can we try something else?"

>>213584523
nurses are pure fucking evil. i know it's part of the job to become desensitized, but even if i outright say "oh yeah, i get that a lot haha, but could you try the inside of my elbow? i know you've looked there, but..."
they do some snake shit, erry time. "eee don't worry love, it'll only take a second."
i know. i fucking know. i am ASKING, i know i have those huge meaty veins and it's easier for you. maybe it's the first time WE'VE met but i get this EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Why do you guys love children's media so much? This board is nothing but star wars and capeshit 24/7. I'm passed the point of being angry, I just want to know what went so wrong in so many of you peoples development that childrens media is all you can handle

>>213581314 (OP)
>that clip
wawoowww just what star war needed, an invincible one-man army effortlessly dispatching an entire battalion (in a ONER!!! wawowwo) using every tool he has at his disposal

>>213584482
>WHAT DO I SAY?
"Please don't draw blood from my hand, it really hurts. Can you get it from my forearm instead? That way doesn't hurt."
Stop being a pussy anon and just tell them jesus christ.

>>213581314 (OP)
Why after Episode 9? Who is there to even fight against?

>>213581314 (OP)
More shit TV shows and ST movies. Hooray. Fuck Disney and fuck everyone running it

Do people here know where to find an edited version of the Lucas SW movies with the deleted scenes back in? I know they exist but it's hard to track them

>>213586637
It's gonna be retarded shit, either:
>the remnants of the new order (the nu-new order)
or
>The Yuuzhan Vong

>>213583261
good, hayden is as good as whoever is writing the script, which is why episode 2 was meh, episode 3 was good, and later appearances have been kino

>>213587765
>Episode 2
Botched because of cut scenes which make his awkwardness and issues more logical
>Episode 3
Pure kino, but the cut scenes make him infinitely better and explain some of the later unexplained conflicts he has in the film (like why he assumes Padme is cheating on him with Obi-Wan
>Later appearances
Not sure what you mean, but it really depends. He was shit in Kenobi (even if one of the better parts)

>>213586470
I actually want one of you sucker's to answer this question in good faith. Help me understand why you are the way you are. I will be less inclined to bully your apparent subhuman capability to parse content that's worth anybodys time if I recognize it as an actual disability and not just deliberate failure to launch as an adult

>>213581314 (OP)
THREE years between Ahsoka seasons?

>>213581314 (OP)
>https://streamable.com/s2zlm2

how do grown adults watch this childish shit?

>>213587911
It's basically cope, but I feel like Anakin and Padmé were 'supposed' to be cringy in 2-3, they're just lovey-dovey to a sickening level

I have serious doubts about Starfighter being made. No one cares about a PT movie.

>>213586470
Heaven forbid we discuss tv on the tv board
>I just want to know what went so wrong in so many of you peoples development that childrens media is all you can handle

>>213588311
ST*

>>213581314 (OP)
The only solid thing to come out of Disney SW was Andor and honestly it just made me care less about any future SW projects and the key jangling bullshit it all effectively amounts to. That rumor Filoni hates it I absolutely believe on account of how retroactively worse it makes every single project he's worked on look, really hammering home what a juvenile and mediocre thing he and all the other idiots have turned SW into

>>213588285
Nah they were meant to be cringy, Anakin is a literal teen. The writing has some issues but it's very similar to how Luke is through ANH basically. Though the deleted scenes make it way better

>>213581314 (OP)
the only disney shit remaining that i have some investment in is Jedi 3. the glupshittorian and the bingus don't interest me

>>213586470
People crave escapism that pleases their senses.
Star Wars is a huge set of worlds to get lost in, and it used to be full of white classic cultural values.
>good vs evil
>redemption
>the heroes journey

>>213588392
Lmao Survivor was ass. Shit story, repetitive gameplay, on release it was literally unplayable. SW games are so bad nowadays

>>213588392
They probably don't know what to do with the Jedi games now that Cal basically has to die, people want to see him in live action and also his actor is getting old

Cannot wait to review bomb this shit. Get it released (((Disney))).

I'm still shocked The Acolyte was actually approved, funded and made.

>>213588446
better story than literally all the other Disney stuff save Andor

>>213588997
>better story than literally all the other Disney stuff
No. Not because any of Disney's shit is good (not a single thing Disney has done is good, the best they got is Rogue One which is passable), but because Survivor is just as shit. Also it's directly connected to the High Republic comics which are Acolyte-level bad
>save Andor
Just as bad. Made by a tranny woke (((director))) who said that it was some metaphor about "religion bad", generic grimdark shit with a barebones "Star Wars" aesthetic (not even proper SW grimdark like the old Republic comics) which doesn't even really look Star Wars (I mean look at fucking Coruscant, why is it now space New York with commie buildings?) and retarded plot points like the TIE Avenger being some ultra armed fighter prototype or Tarkin crushing people with his shuttle for no fucking reason other than the lolz

>>213582146
Guessing it now...
>shit over classic era lore and characters - making original fans upset
>excessively pander to inclusion of demographics who don't care for Star Wars, despite previous failed pandering attempts
>avoid making content which resonates well with classic era audience demographics (who once ploughed a fortune into products and now largely control the spending/interests of their offspring)
>curtail masculinity, present most male characters as weak/inefficient/flawed
>ensure there are wall-to-wall dislikeable/arrogant females throughout
>multiple girlbosses both good and bad, better still remove all moralistic values and promote ambiguity
>ensure the writing and dialogue is heavily laden with identity politics
>blame the audience for being predictably uninterested (or even hating) their consistently terrible decisions in casting, writing, directing
>retain Kathleen Kennedy after even more brand damage

>>213582146
>Can't wait to see how Disney fucks these up
False premise from the start. The very CONCEPTS are flawed and even a film made by a great director would suck. Nobody wants anymore copycat Boba Fett with generic Funko Pop toy marketing character, or Filoni's shit OC fucking around with bastardized Thrawn in another galaxy (literally the least Star Wars thing possible, that's how far we've fallen), or any ST-era bullshit

>ashoka
>shit happens
>bad guy claims ah it just went according to plan
>we're supposed to believe he's a tactical and strategic genius now
Idiot writers trying to write smart characters never works out well.

>>213581314 (OP)
not watching these anymore
I might make exception to Andor s3, but barely

>>213581314 (OP)
FIRE KATHEEN KENNEDY AND BOB IGER

>>213581314 (OP)
>>213581336
Yeah this isn't made for me, so I won't be watching it with my kids or at all for that matter.

>>213589150
I started to watch season 2, a fat black imperial waddled into frame and I quit.

>>213591239
Not shocking. Even the fucking Nazi standins have to be woke now.

>>213581314 (OP)
>Sequel to episode IX
Lmao they are quadrupling down on this you love to see it

>>213581314 (OP)
Holy.heckin.science.GLUP SHITTO IS BACK!!!!

>>213583261
The only good things to come out of Disney Star Wars has been Billy Dee Williams getting another time to shine in the spotlight and Hayden Christensen's getting love from the fans.

>>213588279
>THREE years between Ahsoka seasons
It's so dumb. I liked the first season of House of the Dragon, but by time season two came out, I didn't care anymore. It's the same with Ahsoka, but even worse because I liked that show way less.
Either Hollywood goes back to 20 plus episodes a season making the show a full time jobs for the cast and crew, or they are screwed.

>>213588561
That was Kathleen Kennedy's pet project. You could tell she hated Obi-Wan by the miniscule budget.
Iger really was a giant pussy for not firing her.

wasn't that little turd always in the show

>>213581314 (OP)
>https://streamable.com/s2zlm2
cut, let's do this again

>>213581314 (OP)
>let’s make a movie about baby yeed and mando years after the show died out popularity wise
Are they stupid

>>213595331
me in the back

>>213595331
Even with the almost finished vfx it looks cheap. Why is that?

>>213595497
Because it's straight to Disney+ tier crap, and not a real movie.

>>213595331
They really can’t get a stunt double to have a piece of metal fall on him?

>>213595493
GAY!

>>213581314 (OP)
Ashoka! It was my favorite.

>>213595331
Holy shit the guy is even pulling his leg out of the way so that Pedro doesn't fall