Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two

Stop busting my balls

He tried to bully Guy Fieri and Rachel Ray, two people who are nothing but kind. What a nasty person. I'm glad he's dead.

>>213582394 (OP)
The pedo island was abit much

>>213582394 (OP)
Have a negroni in your girl's oyster. Have two.

Exploit poor cultures. Consume them for personal gain. Chase novelty. Die a broken hedonist.

>>213582469
>two people who are nothing but kind
False.

>>213582537
>goes mainly to places known for cheap heroin
>no..no…I just really like the culture and the dive bar atmosphere. The food is so good!

>have a boyfriend
>have two

>>213582394 (OP)
>have a negroni
>have two
>then a few more
>get shitfaced
>get horny
>women are too much work
>download grindr
>get assfucked by a negroni
>get assfucked by two

He died like a dog.

>>213582688
Did he eat chocolate ?

Have an international homosexual compromise operation
Have two

>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road. Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

>>213582394 (OP)
>Cook a meal with a spoon and a bic lighter. Cook two.

>>213582394 (OP)
Is there any documentation of this guy actually hating white people other than that video where he's clearly rolling his eyes/sarcastically enabling that dumb German guy talking about everyone being brown? Because in everything I've read/watched he doesn't seem to treat hick whites any better or worse than gutter dwelling Vietnamese people

>>213584160
Jej

He's dead man... let it go

>>213584345
There's at least four threads daily any time I come on to /tv/, people are beyond obsessed

This guy's a fag, lmao, and he's dead lol.

>>213584345
He just seems like such an asshole

>>213583797
you can literally not respond to this without sounding mad

>>213582688
he died like a college hockey player

Google your ex. Google her 300 times.

>>213584193
No. It’s all just seething over a made up quote he didn’t even say.

>>213584797
>this lie again
That post is QUOTING HIM, you sperg

>>213582469
>Rachel Ray
>nothing but kind

>>213582570
You okay, anon?

>>213584831
Okay, find where he said it originally.

>>213584797
I made that post : )

>>213584831
> That post is QUOTING HIM, you sperg
He never once said though. It’s the earliest instance of the quote ever said.

>>213582394 (OP)
>"Anon! Great to see you! You're a huge Bourdain fan, right? We've got a new special this week!"

>>213582394 (OP)
TWO NEGRONIS? TWO NEGRONIS FOR ANTHONY??

Negronis are so good, bros.

>>213582394 (OP)
Think like a brilliant, act like a cuckold.

>>213584345
The people need to know what a monster this guy was

>>213582394 (OP)
A niggeroni??..

I went on a date with a black woman and she wanted me to order her a negroni but then she accused me of saying niggeroni.

Fuck my wife. Fuck her twice. Try accusing her of sexual assault.

>>213584855
It's a mishmash of things he said compiled as a tribute.

>>213582762
Don't forget grapes and onions are also toxic. But seriously folks, he was a legend.

>>213585336
I laughed but this did not happen.

>>213585336
Admit it, you blew it.

>>213585624
Okay admittedly I might’ve said more racially charged things prior and particularly about how civilized she seemed thinking it would make her feel good

>>213582394 (OP)
>criticize comfort food
>criticize people for eating sushi the wrong way
>date a disgusting slag
>pay off the minor that she raped
>stop busting her balls
>google her no that she's your ex
>google her 300 times
>kill yourself
why do people respect this guy again?

>>213585723
> kill yourself
He didn’t though

the superior chef

>>213585696
>Wow you’re so beautiful and civilized for a fucking DARKIE. Not like one of those DARKIES who steal things and chimpout.
Yeah it’s a wonder why she thought you said niggeroni.

>>213585762

>>213585906
He was murdered.

>>213585922

Shitpost on 4chan. Waste a decade on there. Waste two

>>213582394 (OP)
>makes you blow your brains out

>>213585952
Delete this RIGHT NOW

Have a scoop. Have two.

wtf is a negroni

>>213586030
GRUUUUUUUUUUUUNCE

what was his last meal?

>>213586091
Nigger cum.

>>213586091
Gun

>>213586091

>>213582394 (OP)
He died doing what he loved, drinking Starbucks coffee.

>>213585922
By who?

>>213586297
You guessed it: Frank Stallone

>>213584797
>This post is temporary and my disappear at the discretion of the management
>my disappear

>>213586091
Two negronis.

>>213585772
Is MPW

the superior chef

>>213582394 (OP)
>Start an unjustified war in the Middle East on behalf of Israel. Start two

>>213586297
The same guy punching celebrities in their stupid smug fucking faces.

>>213582394 (OP)
Im an uncultured swine when it comes to the culinary world.
Who is the best chef?

>>213586209
was it transphobia?

>>213582410

>>213582410
Bust my balls. Bust two.

Fuck your jiu jitsu coach. Fuck two.

>>213582537
Based moralist.

>>213585723
>Asia Argento
How can he be shocked that a girl with a porn star name acts like a porn star?

>>213585922

MUMFORD & SON FUCKING SHITS

>>213585772
Ranchbros, where we at?

>>213582394 (OP)
I would rather not have anything with negro

>>213590113
Gin and Vermouth are great though.

>>213584859
Fuck you joe

>>213582537
>Die a broken hedonist.
You'll die a bitter armchair moralist with no experiences worth remembering

>>213582537
Oh, like every American tourist doesn't do that.

>>213585336
should've ordered a jigger of rum instead

>>213586297
two niggeronis

>>213590287
Good for him then that we don't remember shit where we're going. And even if we did, whatever's beyond our mortal lives is by all accounts way more fulfilling than alcoholism.

>>213585772
i'd prefer no dressing but i don't care what i get. it is a salad, it is meaningless

>>213590287
Based truth poster.

>>213582394 (OP)
Giver her a slap, giver her two

>>213582394 (OP)
same dad?