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Anonymous No.213582394 >>213582488 >>213582505 >>213582570 >>213584160 >>213584193 >>213584883 >>213584904 >>213585208 >>213585327 >>213585723 >>213586015 >>213586241 >>213586734 >>213587631 >>213590113 >>213591740 >>213593387
Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two
Anonymous No.213582410 >>213587927 >>213588814
Stop busting my balls
Anonymous No.213582469 >>213582539 >>213584844
He tried to bully Guy Fieri and Rachel Ray, two people who are nothing but kind. What a nasty person. I'm glad he's dead.
Anonymous No.213582488
>>213582394 (OP)
The pedo island was abit much
Anonymous No.213582505
>>213582394 (OP)
Have a negroni in your girl's oyster. Have two.
Anonymous No.213582537 >>213582557 >>213588841 >>213590287 >>213590338
Exploit poor cultures. Consume them for personal gain. Chase novelty. Die a broken hedonist.
Anonymous No.213582539
>>213582469
>two people who are nothing but kind
False.
Anonymous No.213582557
>>213582537
>goes mainly to places known for cheap heroin
>no..no…I just really like the culture and the dive bar atmosphere. The food is so good!
Anonymous No.213582565
>have a boyfriend
>have two
Anonymous No.213582570 >>213584845
>>213582394 (OP)
>have a negroni
>have two
>then a few more
>get shitfaced
>get horny
>women are too much work
>download grindr
>get assfucked by a negroni
>get assfucked by two
Anonymous No.213582688 >>213582762 >>213584672
He died like a dog.
Anonymous No.213582762 >>213585576
>>213582688
Did he eat chocolate ?
Anonymous No.213583718
Have an international homosexual compromise operation
Have two
Anonymous No.213583797 >>213584594
>“Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road. Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
Anonymous No.213584160 >>213584251
>>213582394 (OP)
>Cook a meal with a spoon and a bic lighter. Cook two.
Anonymous No.213584193 >>213584797
>>213582394 (OP)
Is there any documentation of this guy actually hating white people other than that video where he's clearly rolling his eyes/sarcastically enabling that dumb German guy talking about everyone being brown? Because in everything I've read/watched he doesn't seem to treat hick whites any better or worse than gutter dwelling Vietnamese people
Anonymous No.213584251
>>213584160
Jej
Anonymous No.213584345 >>213584468 >>213584535 >>213585213
He's dead man... let it go
Anonymous No.213584468
>>213584345
There's at least four threads daily any time I come on to /tv/, people are beyond obsessed
Anonymous No.213584514
This guy's a fag, lmao, and he's dead lol.
Anonymous No.213584535
>>213584345
He just seems like such an asshole
Anonymous No.213584594
>>213583797
you can literally not respond to this without sounding mad
Anonymous No.213584672
>>213582688
he died like a college hockey player
Anonymous No.213584747
Google your ex. Google her 300 times.
Anonymous No.213584797 >>213584831 >>213584859 >>213586397
>>213584193
No. It’s all just seething over a made up quote he didn’t even say.
Anonymous No.213584831 >>213584855 >>213584877
>>213584797
>this lie again
That post is QUOTING HIM, you sperg
Anonymous No.213584844
>>213582469
>Rachel Ray
>nothing but kind
Anonymous No.213584845
>>213582570
You okay, anon?
Anonymous No.213584855 >>213585526
>>213584831
Okay, find where he said it originally.
Anonymous No.213584859 >>213590226
>>213584797
I made that post : )
Anonymous No.213584877
>>213584831
> That post is QUOTING HIM, you sperg
He never once said though. It’s the earliest instance of the quote ever said.
Anonymous No.213584883
>>213582394 (OP)
>"Anon! Great to see you! You're a huge Bourdain fan, right? We've got a new special this week!"
Anonymous No.213584904
>>213582394 (OP)
TWO NEGRONIS? TWO NEGRONIS FOR ANTHONY??
Anonymous No.213585060
Negronis are so good, bros.
Anonymous No.213585208
>>213582394 (OP)
Think like a brilliant, act like a cuckold.
Anonymous No.213585213
>>213584345
The people need to know what a monster this guy was
Anonymous No.213585327
>>213582394 (OP)
A niggeroni??..
Anonymous No.213585336 >>213585619 >>213585624 >>213590421
I went on a date with a black woman and she wanted me to order her a negroni but then she accused me of saying niggeroni.
Anonymous No.213585394
Fuck my wife. Fuck her twice. Try accusing her of sexual assault.
Anonymous No.213585526
>>213584855
It's a mishmash of things he said compiled as a tribute.
Anonymous No.213585576
>>213582762
Don't forget grapes and onions are also toxic. But seriously folks, he was a legend.
Anonymous No.213585619
>>213585336
I laughed but this did not happen.
Anonymous No.213585624 >>213585696
>>213585336
Admit it, you blew it.
Anonymous No.213585696 >>213585824
>>213585624
Okay admittedly I might’ve said more racially charged things prior and particularly about how civilized she seemed thinking it would make her feel good
Anonymous No.213585723 >>213585762 >>213588900
>>213582394 (OP)
>criticize comfort food
>criticize people for eating sushi the wrong way
>date a disgusting slag
>pay off the minor that she raped
>stop busting her balls
>google her no that she's your ex
>google her 300 times
>kill yourself
why do people respect this guy again?
Anonymous No.213585762 >>213585906
>>213585723
> kill yourself
He didn’t though
Anonymous No.213585772 >>213586558 >>213589836 >>213591057
the superior chef
Anonymous No.213585824
>>213585696
>Wow you’re so beautiful and civilized for a fucking DARKIE. Not like one of those DARKIES who steal things and chimpout.
Yeah it’s a wonder why she thought you said niggeroni.
Anonymous No.213585906 >>213585922
>>213585762
Anonymous No.213585922 >>213585949 >>213586297 >>213588998
>>213585906
He was murdered.
Anonymous No.213585949
>>213585922
Anonymous No.213585952 >>213586020
Shitpost on 4chan. Waste a decade on there. Waste two
Anonymous No.213586015
>>213582394 (OP)
>makes you blow your brains out
Anonymous No.213586020
>>213585952
Delete this RIGHT NOW
Anonymous No.213586030 >>213586062
Have a scoop. Have two.
Anonymous No.213586032
wtf is a negroni
Anonymous No.213586062
>>213586030
GRUUUUUUUUUUUUNCE
Anonymous No.213586091 >>213586101 >>213586103 >>213586209 >>213586457
what was his last meal?
Anonymous No.213586101
>>213586091
Nigger cum.
Anonymous No.213586103
>>213586091
Gun
Anonymous No.213586209 >>213587662
>>213586091
Anonymous No.213586241
>>213582394 (OP)
He died doing what he loved, drinking Starbucks coffee.
Anonymous No.213586297 >>213586387 >>213587422 >>213590470
>>213585922
By who?
Anonymous No.213586387
>>213586297
You guessed it: Frank Stallone
femanon !M6R0eWkIpk No.213586397
>>213584797
>This post is temporary and my disappear at the discretion of the management
>my disappear
Anonymous No.213586457
>>213586091
Two negronis.
Anonymous No.213586558
>>213585772
Is MPW
Anonymous No.213586608
the superior chef
Ironic Namefag No.213586734
>>213582394 (OP)
>Start an unjustified war in the Middle East on behalf of Israel. Start two
Anonymous No.213587422
>>213586297
The same guy punching celebrities in their stupid smug fucking faces.
Anonymous No.213587631
>>213582394 (OP)
Im an uncultured swine when it comes to the culinary world.
Who is the best chef?
Anonymous No.213587662
>>213586209
was it transphobia?
Anonymous No.213587927
>>213582410
Anonymous No.213588814
>>213582410
Bust my balls. Bust two.

Fuck your jiu jitsu coach. Fuck two.
Anonymous No.213588841
>>213582537
Based moralist.
Anonymous No.213588900
>>213585723
>Asia Argento
How can he be shocked that a girl with a porn star name acts like a porn star?
Anonymous No.213588998
>>213585922
Anonymous No.213589048
MUMFORD & SON FUCKING SHITS
Anonymous No.213589836
>>213585772
Ranchbros, where we at?
Anonymous No.213590113 >>213590210
>>213582394 (OP)
I would rather not have anything with negro
Anonymous No.213590210
>>213590113
Gin and Vermouth are great though.
Anonymous No.213590226
>>213584859
Fuck you joe
Anonymous No.213590287 >>213590635 >>213591595
>>213582537
>Die a broken hedonist.
You'll die a bitter armchair moralist with no experiences worth remembering
Anonymous No.213590338
>>213582537
Oh, like every American tourist doesn't do that.
Anonymous No.213590421
>>213585336
should've ordered a jigger of rum instead
Anonymous No.213590470
>>213586297
two niggeronis
Anonymous No.213590635
>>213590287
Good for him then that we don't remember shit where we're going. And even if we did, whatever's beyond our mortal lives is by all accounts way more fulfilling than alcoholism.
Anonymous No.213591057
>>213585772
i'd prefer no dressing but i don't care what i get. it is a salad, it is meaningless
Anonymous No.213591595
>>213590287
Based truth poster.
Anonymous No.213591740
>>213582394 (OP)
Giver her a slap, giver her two
Anonymous No.213593387
>>213582394 (OP)
same dad?