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Anonymous No.213583894 >>213583912 >>213583962 >>213583993 >>213583999 >>213584004 >>213584965 >>213584980 >>213585446 >>213586281 >>213586425 >>213586428 >>213586713 >>213586867 >>213587084 >>213587396 >>213587441 >>213587549 >>213590920 >>213591046 >>213591596 >>213592713 >>213596678 >>213598144 >>213601642 >>213602673 >>213603978
what was her problem?
Anonymous No.213583912 >>213583922 >>213584958 >>213586459
>>213583894 (OP)
slut
Anonymous No.213583918 >>213587325 >>213587341
it was on showtime so they wanted a character that constantly cussed on television just because they could do it
Anonymous No.213583922 >>213588716
>>213583912
who was the bigger slut? her or ros from frasier?
Anonymous No.213583962
>>213583894 (OP)
potty mouth
Anonymous No.213583985 >>213586526 >>213587931 >>213596221 >>213596284 >>213606603
Original Sin Deb can get it.
Anonymous No.213583993
>>213583894 (OP)
teeth
Anonymous No.213583998
she was what was considered to be a hot chick in the early 2000s now every actress is borderline obese or has some bizarre face
Anonymous No.213583999 >>213585211 >>213592837 >>213595088 >>213595279 >>213597798 >>213601170
>>213583894 (OP)
What was the point of the incest subplot?
Anonymous No.213584004 >>213584023 >>213584036
>>213583894 (OP)
Her dad loved his adopted son more than his bio daughter.
Anonymous No.213584023 >>213584036 >>213586490
>>213584004
and even knew he was a serial killer
Harry was kind of a dick
Anonymous No.213584036
>>213584004
>>213584023
useful male > useless female
Anonymous No.213584861
Manhands
Look at those paddles
Anonymous No.213584958 >>213596351
>>213583912
There's nothing wrong with a woman that likes to have seggs
Anonymous No.213584965
>>213583894 (OP)
being denied access to women's toilets
Anonymous No.213584980
>>213583894 (OP)
She was too high T
Anonymous No.213585134 >>213588928
she was a slut but her breasts were too small
many such cases
Anonymous No.213585211 >>213603749
>>213583999
It wasn't really a subplot, and it lasts for only a couple episodes before the s6 finale where Deb finally catches Dex killing someone.
It's so that the reveal could be even more impactful for Deb. He was built up in her head as something he wasn't, to an even greater extent than just being her adoptive brother, and it could come crashing down harder when she learns he's actually a serial killer
Anonymous No.213585446 >>213587933 >>213606570
>>213583894 (OP)
she triggers my agp
Anonymous No.213586281
>>213583894 (OP)
>tfw no crazy yandere sister gf
Anonymous No.213586425
>>213583894 (OP)
She would be used in the 3 out of 10 page if there's ever a pictionary of womens beauty ranking
Anonymous No.213586428
>>213583894 (OP)
I wish she caught feelings for dexter earlier, made moves on him. Dexter, feeling strange emptyness left after Rita's death, finds comfort in his sister's company and succumbs to her advances. They have a child together and live happily ever after, the end.
Anonymous No.213586459 >>213586545
>>213583912
she cheated on her black drug addict boyfriend with an elderly man wearing daipers
Anonymous No.213586484
fuck shit motherfucking fuck fuck shit fuck
Anonymous No.213586490
>>213584023
Deb's fault for not stalking and ritualistically killing criminals like her brother.
Anonymous No.213586509
I could have saved her
Anonymous No.213586526
>>213583985
Reminder she's 31 years old
In comparison Michael c hall was 35 in season 1
Lol
Anonymous No.213586545 >>213586625
>>213586459
Sorry nigger, but this is real life. Chad huwhyte grandpa gets the girl.
Anonymous No.213586625 >>213586682 >>213586696
>>213586545
Does this really happens?
Anonymous No.213586682
>>213586625
Yes. Lundy or w.e his name is, the old fbi guy whos in town chasing a serial killer and forms a father/daghter like mentor bond with Deb. And then she fucks him, he doesn't persue her, she initiates and does everything including publicly announcing it in the police department.
Anonymous No.213586696
>>213586625
Yes, I'm the grandpa
Anonymous No.213586713 >>213586780 >>213586856 >>213590719 >>213592454
>>213583894 (OP)
She was fucking trash
Anonymous No.213586780 >>213589419
>>213586713
please don't talk about my wife like that
Anonymous No.213586856 >>213587302
>>213586713
Her whole character just being Daddy issues will never not be funny to me
Anonymous No.213586867 >>213586942 >>213588635
>>213583894 (OP)

Did she fucking the johns when she was working under cover? A hooker who isn't ever seen fucking would scream undercover pig.
Anonymous No.213586942
>>213586867
Look at how she acts throughout the series and tell me you think she didn't. Turbo slut for old men and criminals.
Anonymous No.213587084
>>213583894 (OP)
It's a tranny, isn't it?
Anonymous No.213587302
>>213586856
maybe if she had killed more small animals harry would have paid more attention
Anonymous No.213587325
>>213583918
She was exactly like that in the book
Anonymous No.213587341 >>213589188
>>213583918
>noo only men can swear
kys
Anonymous No.213587396 >>213587454
>>213583894 (OP)
>marries her on-screen (adoptive) brother in real life
Anonymous No.213587441 >>213587478
>>213583894 (OP)
remember when doakes had a crush on her in season 1?
Anonymous No.213587454 >>213587866 >>213591280
>>213587396
>get divorced
>writers make her character fall in love with him
>have to film fantasy scenes of intimate moments
must have been wild
Anonymous No.213587478 >>213587511 >>213589496
>>213587441
Season 1 is so crazy compared to the other seasons. Like Dexter stopped being a stonecold truecel, LaGuerta stopped mobbing Dexter. It's so insane looking back at it.
Anonymous No.213587511 >>213587688
>>213587478
that's why season 1 is peak and everything after is just an enjoyable parody of varying quality
Anonymous No.213587549 >>213587726
>>213583894 (OP)
She NEEDED Dexter to tear her pussy in a mating press DAILY
Anonymous No.213587688
>>213587511
ACTUALLY REAL
Anonymous No.213587726
>>213587549
Bro get your Porn addicted ass to rehab chud.
Anonymous No.213587866 >>213588362 >>213588417 >>213591280
>>213587454
>Exercutive Producer Michael C Hall
Anonymous No.213587931
>>213583985
Why did they force the actress to shave?
Anonymous No.213587933 >>213588042
>>213585446
Why? Seems like a terrible choice.
Anonymous No.213588042 >>213589096
>>213587933
it just feels so right
Anonymous No.213588362
>>213587866
kek
Anonymous No.213588417
>>213587866
baaased
Anonymous No.213588431
>I don't run, I make people run
>unless a bull is chasing me with an ex
what did he mean by this?!
Anonymous No.213588635
>>213586867
I think that's illegal anon
Anonymous No.213588716
>>213583922
Thats a hard one, id still say Ros though, she got around a lot.
Anonymous No.213588928
>>213585134
based and womanpilled
small boobs make women neurotic
Anonymous No.213589096
>>213588042
Not usually my type, the Sigourney Weaver body type, but she was hot because she was trashy.
Anonymous No.213589188
>>213587341
actually no one should swear
Anonymous No.213589419 >>213590854
>>213586780
you're divorced, Michael
Anonymous No.213589496 >>213590009
>>213587478
The first season is the only one directly based on the book and they widely expanded and improved the source material. Every other season is mostly original material and having to make it up as they go while needing to juggle the cast and finding something to last an entire season
Anonymous No.213589768 >>213589948 >>213598097
she shouldve lived longer bros....
Anonymous No.213589948
>>213589768
no they were right to kill her off
Anonymous No.213590009 >>213590316 >>213590585 >>213591611
>>213589496
Saying it's directly based on the book isn't true at all. Character names are shared and some relationships but that's about it. Many relationships and characters were entirely cut or changed, many characters share nothing but a name with their book counterpart, and the plot is widely divergent.
Some examples are that Deb knows Dex is a killer, Brian survives, Batista isn't a cop, Fig is a tech, the entire existence of the Dark Passenger as a real entity, the torturing/mutilating of Dex's victims, the random kill he does out of murderlust, Cody being normal instead of possessed and taciturn, and so on.
Anonymous No.213590316
>>213590009
Masuka being hinted at being like Dexter was really interesting, wish they pursued it in the show, although in a way that wouldn't jepordise the absolute Masuka kino we got.
Anonymous No.213590585 >>213590768 >>213591611
>>213590009
>Deb knows Dex is a killer
wait, like she knows right off the bat?
Anonymous No.213590719
>>213586713
Is that mah nigga Diggle?
Anonymous No.213590768
>>213590585
Been years but I think so yeah; it at least learns very early.
Anonymous No.213590854
>>213589419
if it were me instead of mch we wouldn't be, I would have not been a fag and put a baby in her
Anonymous No.213590920
>>213583894 (OP)
Daddy issuess, unironically
Anonymous No.213591046 >>213591152
>>213583894 (OP)
Daddy issues. She was close with her mom as a child and when her mom died she had no one. Harry was too busy tending to Dexter's needs completely ignoring Debra. And when he did pay attention to her he kept everything from her because a whole part of his life was a secret since he was devoted to Dexter. She kept thinking it was her and that he didn't love her. She grew up with the need to prove herself to be worthy of Harry. Worthy of his time and attention. After he passed she wanted to follow in his foot steps and climb the ladder like him. Then she wanted to fuck Dex cuz she's mentally unhinged
Anonymous No.213591152
>>213591046
>then she wanted to fuck dex cuz the old writers left and women writers came in*
Anonymous No.213591280
>>213587454
>>213587866
>haha, take that I'll have a really hot sex scene with a blonde bombshell next
seriously that one was wild
Anonymous No.213591307 >>213592261 >>213605828 >>213605890
Not completely related but am i the only one who's rooting more for Batista than Dexter in the new series. I like this new no nonsense Angel.
Anonymous No.213591596
>>213583894 (OP)
severe lack of BBC (Big Brother Cock)
Anonymous No.213591611 >>213591761
>>213590009
Of course they changed a lot, I inferred as much. The books are only like 300 pages long and everyone except Dexter is basically written as extremely one note and shallow caricature with barely any real depth. In order for the show to exist they had to make changes and they improved the show massively by not just keeping everything exactly the same but modifying and make up new stuff.

My point was that the first book was the only one the show directly adapts as a basis for the entire season and it stays mostly faithful to it in broad strokes. That’s why S1 is good, it already had solid foundation in the book’s plot and basic cast of characters and the show writers had to just spend time fleshing out the cast and adding stuff around the edges so that you had enough to fill an entire season episode count.

After season one that they don’t bother adapting the other books for the plots because they just get progressively stupid and shitty and that’s why the quality on the tv show suffers because they had to start creating entire season long storylines out of nothing and they didn’t plan or mapped out stuff for seasons in advance because you usually don’t do that on network shows that are intended to just run as long as possible and you just wait to see if you get renewed.

>>213590585
Deb finds out in the first book and then it’s basically ignored for like two books straight before Debra bothers to actually address it at all. And even then it’s mostly a nothing burger. I haven’t read all of the bookw so maybe later on it changes but I’m not kidding when I say her sole function in the books early on at least is a one trick pony: she shows up, shouts β€œDexter! Help me do my job by doing all the work to catch this killer!” and then she just bitches while Dexter figures everything out and she’s being useless. It super obnoxious how badly her and everyone else from the supporting cast is written.
Anonymous No.213591761
>>213591611
That's a lot of cope to admit defeat, but I'll accept it regardless.
Anonymous No.213592261
>>213591307
I would be fine if he he wins in the end. Obviously can't catch dexter season 1 but I hope they don't resort to killing him off to avoid that
Anonymous No.213592454 >>213592732
>>213586713
>fucks the informant of an active case
>fucks the FBI lead of an active investigation
>bitches at quinn for sleeping with a reporter
Deb is so fucking annoying and I don't understand how she has so many fans.
Anonymous No.213592713 >>213600239
>>213583894 (OP)
She upstaged her husband so he cheated on her and had her character killed off on the show.
Anonymous No.213592732
>>213592454
because she's dexters foil
Anonymous No.213592837 >>213595520
>>213583999
They backpedaled.
Anonymous No.213593692 >>213594372 >>213595253
>he's evil because... he's a cuck
Anonymous No.213594345 >>213594792 >>213595157
would you let deb kill you?
Anonymous No.213594372
>>213593692
of course the first villain when the women writers came was a sex based one
Anonymous No.213594792
>>213594345
Id let anyone kill me
Anonymous No.213595088 >>213601617
>>213583999
>Show about impulsive urge to kill goyim
>Entire season about Christianity being stupid
Whole show is an expression of Jewish id, so of course the natural Jewish trait of incest would feature
Anonymous No.213595157 >>213595181
>>213594345
depends on the methods
Anonymous No.213595181 >>213595237
>>213595157
dehydration via forced ejaculation
Anonymous No.213595237 >>213596975
>>213595181
acceptable, but I was thinking more in the lines of suffocation by aggressive facesitting with dirtytalk
Anonymous No.213595253 >>213602536
>>213593692
I feel like this guy was a parody of someone but don't know who.
Anonymous No.213595279 >>213595520 >>213596307
>>213583999
Just to make Deb finding out Dexter is a serial killer more dramatic.
Anonymous No.213595520
>>213595279
this is the reason given but I feel this is the real one >>213592837
Craig T. Nelson No.213595548
Smez. On her dad's bed. I knew her in highschool
Anonymous No.213595925 >>213596180 >>213596254 >>213596342 >>213596356
how the fuck do you know i'm watching this show and this ugly annoying cunt is driving me to fast forward? how?
Anonymous No.213596180 >>213596703
>>213595925
because we're watching it together lol, im on season 4
Anonymous No.213596221
>>213583985
She's gonna wall hardly by season 3-5. She kinda has some spic genes in here.
Anonymous No.213596254
>>213595925
grr...youre so lucky im a good person and wont spoil the show because youre insulting my wife........
Anonymous No.213596284
>>213583985
she's an awful actress
Anonymous No.213596307
>>213595279
Nah, I'm 100% sure the writers did it to have Debra accepting Dexter as a serial killer make "more sense". I think the jewish writers behind fully believe that a couple love is "stronger" that a brother-sister love. Not surprising desu coming from left leaning people who hate their family.
Anonymous No.213596342
>>213595925
Look behind.
Anonymous No.213596351
>>213584958
Sure there is, no one wants a wife who has slept around.
Anonymous No.213596356
>>213595925
fag
Anonymous No.213596358 >>213602660
I love her
Anonymous No.213596678 >>213601723
>>213583894 (OP)
https://www.deviantart.com/robsonhutlerisdead/art/Jaime-Murray-Showing-Off-Perfect-Breasts-1228315005
Gross English titty vampire
Anonymous No.213596703
>>213596180
lol season 2. deb is disgusting. what about the tranny girlfriend. hot right? kek
Anonymous No.213596975
>>213595237
Anonymous No.213597798
>>213583999
It was actually to show that therapy is bullshit and only exists to implant terrible ideas into people and fuck with your memories to convince you you're more fucked up than you actually are
>Therapist convinces Deb she wants to bang Dexter just because he's a man always been there for her (you know, like a brother)
>Therapist convinces Harry and Dexter that Dexter is a psychopath and turns him into one when he actually wasn't, he was just a troubled kid with some horrific experiences and could've been completely normal
Anonymous No.213598097
>>213589768
who are you talking about? Deb?
Anonymous No.213598144 >>213598196
>>213583894 (OP)
she was retarded
Anonymous No.213598196 >>213598463
>>213598144
she really was, but that's 90% of what makes her cute
Anonymous No.213598463
>>213598196
you clearly have never been touched by a woman
Anonymous No.213600071
bump
Anonymous No.213600187 >>213600305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtJ4jEfkQhk
Anonymous No.213600239
>>213592713
She left him because he didn’t want to raise cancer kids
Anonymous No.213600240 >>213600465
Anonymous No.213600305
>>213600187
>shit a brick and fuck me with it
>a motherfucking roly poly chubby cheeked shit machine
I can't decide which of these two is my favorite
Anonymous No.213600465 >>213604948
>>213600240
this was actually pretty good, especially for a zombie flick
Anonymous No.213600772 >>213601028 >>213602660
Anonymous No.213601028 >>213601052
>>213600772
I keep trying to imagine her dad when I watch her but I can't
Anonymous No.213601052 >>213601228
>>213601028
i meant to add he could be like a ghost harry, john carpenters daughter has some code she learned
Anonymous No.213601170
>>213583999
It was just the writers fucking with the actors for fun. They put it in there after they got divorced in real life.
Anonymous No.213601228
>>213601052
she's not related to john carpenter
Anonymous No.213601266 >>213601547
She has a strong screen presence for some strange reason and really sticks out. All 3 of these do.
Anonymous No.213601547
>>213601266
season one was so damn stacked
Anonymous No.213601617
>>213595088
>Entire season about Christianity being stupid
There's only one season that broaches the topic (season 6) and Brother Sam is portrayed as intelligent and insightful.
Anonymous No.213601642
>>213583894 (OP)
never got bro's dick
Anonymous No.213601723
>>213596678
>login to view
Anonymous No.213602536
>>213595253
any sort of highly monetized/marketed self help guru
Anonymous No.213602660 >>213602770
>>213596358
>>213600772
How do they explain her having smaller tits than as a teenager?
Anonymous No.213602673
>>213583894 (OP)
she needed to be dominated by a giant cock.
Anonymous No.213602770
>>213602660
dexter is just fantasizing obviously
Anonymous No.213603749
>>213585211
>It wasn't really a subplot
But it was
Anonymous No.213603978
>>213583894 (OP)
she was fuckin in love with her brother
Anonymous No.213604948
>>213600465
holy fucking shit fuck balls nigge dexter, there's fucking zombies
Anonymous No.213605828
>>213591307
No, because it's out of character for batista to be this smart
Anonymous No.213605890 >>213605965
>>213591307
No, I hope Batista 'wins' in the end. I've always said the best ending for the show would have been that Dexter got caught and went to the electric chair, and the gallery of witnesses would be (visions of) everyone he had killed.
Anonymous No.213605965 >>213605986 >>213606245
>>213605890
You've been spamming that for years now and it's still retarded. Dexter is a psycho and lacks the guilt needed for a scene like that to carry any weight
Anonymous No.213605983
F L A T
L
A
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Anonymous No.213605986 >>213606296
>>213605965
the start of season 5 shows such remorse is possible in him
Anonymous No.213606245 >>213606296 >>213606296
>>213605965
you think he doesn't hold guilt for debra rita laguerta even doakes? probably going to kill batista and quinn too
Anonymous No.213606261 >>213606307
>this is an ugly woman according to /tv/
Anonymous No.213606296 >>213606309 >>213606322 >>213606616
>>213605986
>the start of season 5
That's when the bad writers show up.
>>213606245
>>213606245
>debra
He misses her but there's no guilt.
>rita
No. He liked her as a partner to appear normal to society and care for her as a mother protecting his child but he quickly moved on from that.
>doakes
No. He was a bit bothered about someone dying due to his actions who didn't fit the code but he never got caught so it doesn't matter.
Anonymous No.213606307 >>213606335
>>213606261
Like Elizabeth Moss she's sometimey
Anonymous No.213606309 >>213606393
>>213606296
>That's when the bad writers show up.
not an argument. it's canon.
Anonymous No.213606322 >>213606393
>>213606296
you can watch the finale of new blood and see all the innocent lives he ruined pop into his mind when harrison reminds him of what he's done
harrys code is so engrained in him that he 100% feels wrong about those deaths
you can actually see him too there since he caused his suicide by being the way he is
Anonymous No.213606335 >>213606450
>>213606307
moss is legit ugly, disappointing body and her boobs should be nicer to compensate for ugly face but they're not. deb has attractive face but mediocre body

therefore deb is better
Anonymous No.213606393
>>213606309
>>213606322
Weren't you guys just spamming the board about how the ending of NB was so bad that Resurrection had to retcon it? Seems you only acknowledge writer mistakes when it suits you.
Anonymous No.213606450 >>213606499
>>213606335
>moss is legit ugly
Neck thyself heathen
Anonymous No.213606499 >>213606536
>>213606450
if I were a seagull I'd crack her oyster
Anonymous No.213606536
>>213606499
Oh you
Anonymous No.213606570 >>213606640
>>213585446
it's a new acronym for you niggers every day, what the fuck is an agp?
Anonymous No.213606603
>>213583985
M O N K E
Anonymous No.213606616
>>213606296
>the start of season 5
>That's when the bad writers show up.
no that's the begining of season 3
Anonymous No.213606640
>>213606570
I googled it for us boomers, and apparently the kids are saying Accelerated Graphics Port.