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Anonymous No.213584222 >>213584260 >>213584293 >>213584795 >>213585246 >>213587960 >>213589037
>No, Anakin, we can't be together
Anonymous No.213584245 >>213584665 >>213584955 >>213586239
herSLAG is ugly
Anonymous No.213584260 >>213584765 >>213586849
>>213584222 (OP)
No Anni we can't have sex, I'm a senator!
Please ignore my extremely provocative clothing and romantic mood lighting that I had set up for this conversation
Anonymous No.213584293 >>213584421
>>213584222 (OP)
Remember fellas, jews have no soul. So if one night in Herslag is worth eternal fire by all means.
Anonymous No.213584421 >>213585466
>>213584293
I'm gonna commit genocide by making her swallow millions of my children
Anonymous No.213584665 >>213588186
>>213584245
Anonymous No.213584682
Why were the Jedi not allowed to breed? Wouldn't making the Jedi bloodline more powerful be in their interest?
Anonymous No.213584720 >>213584750
Honestly, what was her problem?
>I know we were having fun on my home planet, talked about our feelings and now I set up this meeting in front of a fireplace wearing what's obviously a rather elaborate dress to tell you that we can't date
Anonymous No.213584750 >>213584804 >>213584874
>>213584720
very realistic
Anonymous No.213584765 >>213585002 >>213586114 >>213586284
>>213584260
Irl, women do that on purpose. They want you to beg them because they have a superiority complex
Anonymous No.213584795
>>213584222 (OP)
>Annie, youre breakin my heart!
Anonymous No.213584804
>>213584750
It's still rather confusing.
Anonymous No.213584842 >>213584860 >>213584867 >>213588816
Did they ever explain the age difference? Because in Phantom Menace she's about 18 and he's like 12.
Anonymous No.213584860 >>213584892
>>213584842
yeah Anakin is based hagmaxxer
Anonymous No.213584867 >>213584880 >>213586306
>>213584842
shes a politician, whats there to explain
Anonymous No.213584874
>>213584750
>very realistic
Most realistic plot Lucas ever written. Women love to send mixed (or contradicting) signals.
Anonymous No.213584880
>>213584867
>shes a politician
kek nice one
Anonymous No.213584892 >>213584933
>>213584860
Just got this a moment ago I chuckled
Anonymous No.213584910
In the cinema people sniggered when she suddenly appeared in that skin-tight leather
Anonymous No.213584933
>>213584892
kek
Anonymous No.213584955
>>213584245
Fag
Anonymous No.213585002 >>213585614 >>213586114 >>213586403
>>213584765
They also want to be taken "against their will" because it reinforces in their mind that they're so attractive that they're worth raping. Not only is it a matter of "I have so much power over him that I'm the object of his desire" and "I'm so attractive that he can't help himself but take me" and "This is so spontaneous and we're so *in the moment* just like what I see in movies and tv" but also "Because he has to do this that means that I'm above him in value". They're sick, twisted creatures. A ruined and terrible form of life.
Anonymous No.213585246 >>213585480 >>213586739
>>213584222 (OP)
>Anakin chilling on the couch
>Padme comes in wearing her sexiest S&M outfit
>sits down next to Anakin
>she leans over, their lips barely a kiss apart
>"Anie, I have been thinking"
>her peach and strawberry aroma almost burns the inside of his nose
>"But we cant be together"
>puts her hand on his crotch, gently massaging his growing cock
>"I am a senator from a noble family, and you are just a slave orphan turned jedi"
>unzips his pants, plays with Anakin balls like a stress ball
>"and the council wont even confirm you as a master"
>she moves her mouth inches away from his ear, whispering
>"Pathetic"
>Anakin unloads with all his "force"
>"ew, its all over my hand"
>she pulls out a S sized chastity cage
>"I want you to wear this so it doesnt happen again"
>"And remember, we are not a thing Anie"
>years later Anakin is put into his Vader suit
>The Emperor decides to keep the cage on to fuel Vaders connection to the dark side.
Anonymous No.213585466 >>213585651
>>213584421
Oof janitors deleted it. Literally 1984
Anonymous No.213585480
>>213585246
Absolute cinema
Anonymous No.213585614 >>213585891 >>213586114
>>213585002
keep spittin
Anonymous No.213585651 >>213586420
>>213585466
what was it?
Anonymous No.213585891 >>213586048 >>213586114
>>213585614
I would also like to add that I believe the single greatest blow you could ever commit to a woman's ego would be to commit a mock rape. Go through the whole thing, ambush her, disable her, unclothe her, and just at the moment before penetration simply stop and say "You know what, now that I think about it, you're not really worth it." and just walk away. I cannot imagine the sheer damage this would do to their psyche. Not only is it a subversion of their greatest fantasy but it is also an inversion of their dominance hierarchy created via sex. It would mess with their heads 10,000x more than getting actually gangraped by a pack of feral niggers.
Anonymous No.213586048 >>213586114 >>213586129 >>213586212
>>213585891
That’s like the inverse of what happened to you, where a woman flirted with you and made you fall in love with her but she was actually just toying with you and had no intention of getting with you
Anonymous No.213586114 >>213586212 >>213586553
>>213584765
>>213585002
>>213585614
>>213585891
>>213586048
>when autists discuss socializing
Anonymous No.213586129 >>213586212
>>213586048
MANY such cases.
Anonymous No.213586212 >>213586286 >>213586309
>>213586048
Exactly. Due to women ultimately controlling the access to sex via consent (which only functions in a civilization with laws against rape) but they are also physically unable to stop a man from committing rape, their equivalent action of a man raping a woman is to string a man along for as long as possible to extract attention and resources.

Though no femoid has ever tried to do that to me just for the sake of a plaything, I'm far too ugly for that. Though there were a few that tried to betabux me before I achieved my final Cave Troll Ogre Form which now acts as a natural repellent. It was fun trolling them, I kinda miss going on dates and then making them spill their spaghetti when I directly confronted them when they tried to bullshit me. I remember one girl when I was in college was lying to me about some stuff, she was unaware I knew the real circumstances from other people gossiping to me. I just lead her along for like an 45 mins before changing the subject and ranting about the Holocaust for about 2 hours. Was fun. I've also never NOT split the check, fuck em!

>>213586114
Cope and seethe.

>>213586129
An unfortunate, uncountable, unimaginable number of many such cases! Sad!
Anonymous No.213586239
>>213584245
GAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Anonymous No.213586284
>>213584765
This is literally wrong.
Anonymous No.213586286
>>213586212
How about both men and women stop acting like animals and behave like humans, for once?
Sex beyond reproductive purposes is completely pointless.
Anonymous No.213586306
>>213584867
Underrated.
Anonymous No.213586309 >>213587605
>>213586212
>Cope and seethe
Over what, its fun to see what schizos make up in their mind over socializing, like its some dark, arcane magic and not the easiest shit ever.
Anonymous No.213586403 >>213586440
>>213585002
Women like to draw a line and then say "only the baddest of boys can cross THIS line". They'll literally change the law to draw this line, and then wonder why they don't get hit on anymore. Well, you made it illegal.
Anonymous No.213586420
>>213585651
Something about jews
Anonymous No.213586440 >>213586474 >>213587605
>>213586403
What the hell am I reading lmao
How can someone struggle this much with getting on with chicks.
Anonymous No.213586474 >>213587605
>>213586440
By being a 1.5 meter tall shitskin, which is what makes most of 4chan's userbase these days.
Anonymous No.213586553
>>213586114
I'm sorry but u still won't get to lick a vagina for being a white knight here, jeet. :/
Anonymous No.213586739
>>213585246
Thank God I dont have a girlfriend like that haha
Anonymous No.213586849
>>213584260
Anonymous No.213586880 >>213586917
Padme is literally begging for it all of AotC. No wonder he took out all his sexual frustrations on those Sand People
Anonymous No.213586917 >>213586962
>>213586880
I thought he killed them.
Anonymous No.213586962 >>213587640
>>213586917
Well he mentioned the women and he children....
Anonymous No.213587605
>>213586309
At what point did I ever say that socializing was a dark, arcane magic and that it was the hardest thing ever?

>>213586440
Some niggas werent born with defined enough cheekbones, wide enough clavicles, and long enough femurs. It just is what it is.

>>213586474
It's more bots than third worlders tbqh.
Anonymous No.213587640
>>213586962
kek
Anonymous No.213587782
If the Jedi were so onto Anakin about him being married why didn't they have like Jedi couples therapy instead of just pretending he wasn't married?
Anonymous No.213587960
>>213584222 (OP)
THAT'S THAT POINT!!!!!!!!!1
Anonymous No.213588186 >>213589062
>>213584665
that's a child
Anonymous No.213588816
>>213584842
She's 14 and he's 10. She's now 22 and he's 18.
Anonymous No.213589037
>>213584222 (OP)
she wanted the force-cock BAD. Anakin was the galaxies biggest gigachad, of course she wanted him.
Anonymous No.213589062
>>213588186
OUT OF 10!