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> It feels like they got the software that write for the simpsons or family guy. Or problably middle schoolers doing the script.
Here’s a compact Simpsons episode script idea:
Title: The Dough Also Rises
INT. SIMPSONS’ KITCHEN – MORNING
Marge is baking bread. Homer, half-asleep, smells it.
HOMER: Mmm… bread… nature’s pillow.
(He tries to nap on the loaf. It collapses.)
MARGE: Homer! That’s for the Springfield Bake-Off. The winner gets a year’s supply of flour.
HOMER: You had me at “carbs for life.”
EXT. SPRINGFIELD COMMUNITY CENTER – DAY
Bakers gather. Flanders unveils a perfectly braided challah.
FLANDERS: It’s kneaded with love, neighborino.
HOMER: I kneaded mine with my elbows. Is that bad?
INT. COMMUNITY CENTER – LATER
Lisa discovers a sinister plot: the sponsor, “Globex Flour,” is using the bake-off to test mind-control yeast.
LISA: Dad! If you eat it, you’ll become a docile consumer!
HOMER: Sounds like my normal Saturday.
EXT. BAKE-OFF STAGE – CLIMAX
Lisa tries to warn the crowd, but the mayor is already biting into a giant baguette.
MAYOR QUIMBY: (robotically) Must… buy… more… globex…
Chaos erupts. Homer, immune due to “decades of junk food preservatives,” eats all the mind-control bread to save Springfield.
INT. SIMPSONS’ LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
Homer, bloated but proud, lies on the couch.
HOMER: (groaning) My stomach hurts… but my freedom tastes delicious.
MARGE: Next time, we’re sticking to banana bread.
BART: (grinning) I already sold Dad’s bread burps on YouTube.
They all groan as the screen fades to black.
END CREDITS
