What are the essential female gaze television and film?

>>213585193 (OP)
sorry to tell you this but that's the male gaze, homeboy

>>213585193 (OP)
unironically china is dominating with fantasy martial arts stuff like the immortal ascension

>>213585193 (OP)
women care a lot more about height and face vs muscle mountains. being lean tends to be viewed more favorably than being insanely shredded, thats more of a preferential trait for males.

>>213585275
But I can’t make myself taller by working out though

>>213585193 (OP)
just lost a load to this

I don't like super ripped guys unless they're hairy

Women prefer the Kpop idol look now so just watch a Korean movie

>>213585193 (OP)
Please I'm at work. I can't be having this erection

>>213585193 (OP)
American Psycho

>>213585275
women do not care nearly as much about height as men seem to think. this may be the biggest misconception guys online have about women. women can't even accurately guess men's heights. most women just just want a guy who is taller than them, but not too much taller. sure there are short-to-average women who will only date a super tall guy, but there are also lots of men who will only date a woman with big tits or a thick ass or whatever

>>213585384
Hair is nice but I wouldn't kick a hairless guy out of bed

>>213585193 (OP)
I literally look like this

>>213585236
>fantasy martial arts
wowee breaking new ground

>>213585193 (OP)
lmao nice tits faggot

>>213585193 (OP)
That's male gays, THIS is female gaze.

>>213585193 (OP)
possible to get this kind of ab muscle without flexing?

>>213585430
>can't even accurately guess men's heights

my favorite manlet cope phrase

>>213585457
please be in montreal

>>213585494
That female has a beard!

It's clear no one here knows what the female gaze is. Here, let me educate you

>>213585193 (OP)
Op, whats this?
MORE

>>213585508
i am 6'2 and women regularly ask me if I'm like 6'4 or 6'5

>>213585832
>whats this?
Looks like it's a bestflex video from boyztube

>>213585969
That's because men constantly lie about their measurements. Try asking a woman how big 6" is

>>213585531
i would do whatever the fuck this gentleman wanted me to

>>213586000
this is also true but maybe women are just bad at measuring things. regardless, men are far more obsessed with other men's heights than women are

>>213586017
I know right? Just the kind of man you want to worship every inch of with your tongue

>>213586043
i want to lick his sweaty body clean then make him sweaty all over again

>>213585193 (OP)
I thought that was a loaf of bread at first

>>213586252
Please sir, this is obviously a thread for females

>>213585193 (OP)
Everyone ITT is gay except me

>>213586343
We're just demonstrating the female gaze

>>213586318
>females on /tv/
I was wondering where all the harry potter threads were coming from

>>213585531
Most dudes don't realize they are like a year's worth of dance lessons off of being a modern Adonis.

>>213585430
They don't need to accurately guess your height, they are seeing whether you are taller than people around you.

So if you don't like super-muscular men, What are the personality and physical traits that turn women on?

>>213586855
You have to be rich and funny also good with kids but not in a creepy way

>>213586600
Cute guy no homo.

>>213586915
I have two out of three

>>213585236
Long-haired chinks flying around on wires sword fighting in a bamboo forest, maybe a talking fish or monkey shows up at some point? China is such a bottomless well of creativity.

>>213586915
If you're funny enough you can just skip the other two, just saying.

>>213585531
100% getting fucked by a 50 year old women
lucky guy

>>213587006
I see virtually no difference in Chinese wushu bullshit and American capeshit, I'm sorry.

>>213585430
On they do. But its only if you are too short. Being super tall is not that important.

>>213586943
Of course no homo. This is a thread for females.

>>213585193 (OP)
Reacher

>>213585430
>women do not care nearly as much about height as men seem to think
>due to... not so popular demand according to anon, tinder adds a height filter

>>213587032
>women

I've seen enough videos of women reacting to anime and movies. Girls really love muscles like abs But I think they also like personality

Asian films and drama

>>213587094
a photographer stuck his finger up his ass during a photo shoot.
poor guy

>>213587041
Except Americans have over a century of iconic films that aren’t capeshit that encompass a spectrum of genres, and encompass a plethora of mythologies and cultures from around the world. Chinks has wushu, Jackie Chan-type martial arts shit, and gangster shit, and I don’t even know how much of the latter two are even being made these days.

>>213587094
>>213587176
>OI WAS ROIPED

>>213587188
>Yeah, I know I just kept selecting the most milquetoast offerings and just confessed to not having good knowledge of foreign cinema, but you should take my word that what you have consistently seen to be disappointing in theaters is actually better. If you're telling me that American cinema is always drawing in a century of inspiration, you definitely could have fooled me the past 10 years.

>>213587316
I formatted my greentext wrong you aren't worth it

>>213587127
Asian women really....

>>213587585
Oh but if it were a white man doing it while deepthroating a Dillon you'd be fine with it because "that's just normal gooning".

This is patriarchy manifest. No wonder we don't have these female gaze threads very often

>>213587660
Sorry, lady.

>>213587127
totally not staged

>>213587660
Yes. Turns out men and women are different. Troony.

>>213587749
>>213587814
Women should be able to masturbate looking at hot guys just as much as you men

>>213587985
No, they shouldn't. No matter how much you want it to be true, it never will be. Men and women are different and we hold them to different standards.

>>213585330
I hope you get it back

>>213588010
Your standards are backwards and regressive! Women deserve to love men just as much as men love men!!

>>213585330
I hope you lose more

>>213587127
>two devices
jeez what a coomer

remember when /tv/ lost their collective shit in a twitter-like style over this? those were some cringe times

>>213588364
We just want consistency. If you want to rip men's shirts off and show their bodies for oogling women, that's fine. Rip women's shirts off and show their bodies for oogling men. Oh what? What's that? You can't? Oh I didn't think so...

What do you recommend to have ABS like the OP miniature?

>>213589035
Sit ups, crunches, bicycle kicks or whatever they're called. There's tons of ab exercises.

>>213589035
Steroids. They pop out too much.

>>213585531
>slim
>slightly muscular
>nice legs
>nice ass
so male and female taste isn't different at all?

>bestflex.com
>female gaze
lol
lmao even

>>213589482

>>213589391
As much as they like to pretend otherwise. Men and women are actually very similar. Women just like to hide it more.

>>213585472
>>213587006
It's like bitching about USA still doing Westerns.
>>213587188
We just recently had a thread about Chinese films, come on.
They can't compete with USA, the biggest movie machine on the planet, but yo clearly speak out of ass.

>>213585397
No homo, but guy in the middle makes me feel things down in my loins.

>>213588364
>>213589536
Women are very horny, perhaps more than men.
When they like a boy they just cover their mouths to hide their silly giggles without national m that they blush for anything.
They can also be very superficial, just like men, when it comes to rating the opposite sex's record.

>>213586000
>>213586036
theyre not bad at measuring, they just learned the wrong way.

see, a 6 inch dildo is 6 inches long, base and balls included. so actually the penis portion is actually 4 inches. so if you show them your 6 inch dick, they'll think its like 8 inches compared to their sex toys. even the 8 inch dildos are, guess what, 6 inches in usable length.

this is why women are such bad judges of dick size.

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *faints*

>>213589714
Women are even more superficial they just don’t realize it and/or won’t admit it.

>>213589714
women definitely think about sex and masturbation WAY more than men. its ALL they care about. also, they DONT like twinks more than masculine guys. its just that asian men either look like girls or like orangutans so they dont have a choice in the matter.

also
>abs
>abs
>abs
BACK MUSCLES make them wet as fuck. work on your back muscles

this thread sucks too many koreans not enough hot boys

for me it's joaquin phoenix in Her

>>213589855
Men really are just the best

>>213589874
>>213589874
>>213589907
Yes, they love abs and a strong, broad back. They're turned on by masculinity or masculine features.
I'm not sure if women like twinks more or why that is.
I'm also unaware of women's masturbation habits. I don't know exactly what they do and what they think about when they do it.

a list of what girls like:
>muscles
>body hair
>hands
>neck
>back shoulders
>thighs
>bulge (any size)
>height
>ass
face is almost inconsequential if you have a hot body.

things ALTERNATIVE women like:
>mental issues
>a history of abusing women
>the real threat of being able to kill them
>NOT muscles
>dad bod
>skinny guys
>chubby guys
>violent tendencies
>depression
some type of girls deviate and like a dangerous type of guy. they judge hotness by whether or not the guy can kill them. im not kidding.

obviously pedo and gay sex goes with either of these.

>>213589994
>I'm not sure if women like twinks more or why that is.
they dont. like i said, pretty boys are the best asia can offer since they rarely produce masculine men. even in male idol caricatures like in the demon hunters movie they make them big and buff. its what they want even on those twinks

>>213589994
Whenever I hear women say they're attracted to masculine or muscular men, I'm always 99% certain that they're bullshitting and saying that for attention, and in reality they don't really care.
In any case, they definitely don't appreciate someone who looks like that as much as faggots do.

>>213589994
They aren't thinking about twink Chalamet while dwidling, that's for sure.

>>213590165
>guys when women say they like peak men, I just don't believe it
We call this "cope"

>>213590160
What is a curvy man supposed to look like?

>>213590165
They're not bullshitting they just don't mean muscular in the same way.

>>213590086
It seems I have more qualities for alternative girls.

>some type of girls deviate and like a dangerous type of guy. they judge hotness by whether or not the guy can kill them. im not kidding.

>obviously pedo and gay sex goes with either of these.

Wat qrd

>>213590201
presumably fat when it comes to men. curvy women just have more fat in the right places

>>213590202
they like muscles and body hair but not like fags. not like NO women are into fag strong, cause there is and I've seen at least 2, but most women dont mean fag strong

>>213585233
OP pic is a dude

>>213590199
I'm a fag, I'm not affected by it either way.
It's just a fact that women mostly care about height, face, personality and not being too fat. They don't give a shit about muscles.

>>213590242
I think lesbians like faggots, they usually watch gay porn aimed at men.

>>213590242
Being a steroid dude makes you look like a big baby, like tattoos.

>>213590221
theyre mentally ill girls. violence and murder turns them on.

the pedo and gay part means either type of woman is capable of liking little boys and gay sex porn with their respective fetishes

>>213590201
Skinny guy with a huge ass

>>213590201
See >>213589482

>>213585531
bro I only need to see the first frame of the webm to catch that nosejob
Why dont you post what he looks like with his original face? Let's see if the body can salvage that

>>213589822
naruhodo

>>213590306
They seem to be girls with borderline personality disorders. I have a bit of it too, although it's hard to find girls like that.

>>213590313
ew

>>213590086
Meh, >>213590274 is more accurate.

there's girls into king rip ass. the gay fat guy who farts and burps and stains his underwear with shit and rubs mayonnaise on his fat belly while rubbing rotisserie chicken on his face.

theres women in the real world RIGHT NOW who get wet to that shit

>>213585508
im a what many here would call a manlet and i have personal experience having my height misjudged. i attribute it to
>women dont care/know how tall you are if youre 3-4 inches taller
>ive improved my posture
>enough men have lied about their heights that women are thoroughly misinformed

>>213590427
we're talking about different things. i'm talking about HORNY. he's talking about RELATIONSHIP

>>213590242
I think women just have their own perception of things and when a male hears "I like muscular guys" his idea of muscularity and fitness is totally different from hers. I think there is just a divide between men and women and the gender barrier is very real. I think women live a totally different experience in every single way and there's no real comparison. I think if you're an autistic male or below IQ this will frustrate you and confuse you die to an inability to demonstrate nonliteral thinking. Everyone's met a girl who's fucking some ugly faggot and her compliments do not jive with the reality you observe. They literally just see shit their own way.

>>213590347
Jealousy is very unattractive

Unlike that hot piece of ass in that videi

>>213585193 (OP)

Baywatch from the 90s was actually one of the most accurate female gaze shows since it showed both male and female bodies approximately equally since women are bisexual in their arousal pattern.

>>213590435
And those women need serious psychological help

>>213590165
idk, i never got hit on by women before i started lifting. nowadays, i've been hit on by multiple women during just an year. i think it certainly helps, when i was skinny, only two men had tried to hit on me...

>>213590274
So tell me, if you're really gay, do you like someone like Tom Holla or Timothy Chalamet or someone more manly like Chris Hemsworth?

>>213590272
correct and the only other people interested in that are you guessed it, other dudes.

this is me currently, would i make it in kino?

>>213590568
planet of the apes... just kidding, bro, chimpanzee-mode here as well. good gains, how long have you been lifting?

>>213590568
Gay kino maybe

>>213590483
>Everyone's met a girl who's fucking some ugly faggot
im trying to be the ugly faggot who makes other ugly faggots seethe

The CW shows are made to please the female gaze. They're soap operas with handsome guys and hot girls.
They're also full of cheesy shitty drama even in superhero shows.

>>213590633
Do it, if you listen to the losers here you'll never get there.

>>213590483
refer to this >>213590469

i'm JUST talking about arousal here. i've seen women squeal and drool over big bara motherfuckers, the aforementioned fag strong women. i KNOW they like what they like when it comes to relationships. i know they can work super hard to maintain some fat ugly slob because in their eyes he's "cute". my own sister got sucked into one of those relationships. she worked SO hard to fix his life and he was just a fat ball of shit. and i know women call anything they like "cute" as well. even a big uber chad they'll call cute, but they mean "i like this".

i'm just saying when it comes to coomery, they like big muscles. they like abs. they like seeing the back muscles move when you flex. i like seeing fat tits swing and a big ass jiggle but im not going to reject a woman whos lacking. the shit that turns you on is BARELY relevant when it comes to relationships

>>213590614
2.5 years pre-covid, 3 years full break (as in only sitting in a chair gaming and shitposting) now back to 2 years and 5 months of lifting

>>213590568
i know at least ONE woman who would literally pay you to sniff your armpits. and shes not ugly or fat either.

you have a better body than like 90% of 4chan users

>>213590568
>the chimp hair on the arms

>>213590665
Yes, I think women are very cool, but they keep it under control unlike men.But if women have a girls' night out at a bar or something and see someone they like with no strings attached, The women will fuck that guy in the parking lot.

>>213590722
thanks, tell her i said hi
>>213590734
yeah my arms are extremely hairy, hated it but now i don't care, it looked a lot worse when i was skinny (like 70kg) but now at 98 it looks slightly better

>>213590665
I know a pretty blonde girl who started a relationship with an older guy who is in prison.
It seems that pretty women always choose the worst assholes available to wet their vaginas.

>>213590880
>>213590086
she's one of these

>>213590201

>>213590781
you really should not have any body issues dude. even in girl terms your body and body hair is fine.

unless your face looks like shit or your dick is smaller than 4 inches, you got nothing to worry about. and NO do not post your face. you should know if youre pig ugly or not. if the answer is "not", youre good to go

>>213591268
no don't worry i'm good, the reason i don't get girls is the personality not the looks

>>213591309
that goes for literally all of us, even the ugly ones

>>213591206

>>213585318
Life's a bitch

>>213585430
I’m a woman and that’s not true. Stop gaslighting short men they suffer enough

>>213585531
Stupid sexy elf man stop making me gay I’ll kill you.

>>213585318
Do what Tom Cruise and Robert Downey Jr do

>>213591206
The fuck is going on there?

Working out seems like a huge pain in the ass.
Can I just uglybastardmaxx instead?

>>213585193 (OP)
unironically BTS the concert movies.

Hate to break it to you but this actually the female gaze

>>213590086
and yet

>>213590568
Nice physique, just trim belly hair.

>>213590568
wait, why do you shave your pits and essentially nothing else

i'm not gay but ripped men turn me on so much what the HECK

>>213591700
stop lying to yourself and turn into snood so i can fuck your ass

>>213591516
Yeah just gain a bunch of weight and wear a wife beater all the time. The women will flock to you

>>213591536
Elaborate or is it just a fantasy?

>>213585233
more like male gays, amirite xD

>>213591700
It's okay to be gay

...Just not in this female gaze thread for females obviously

>>213585318
correct. they don't want you.

ITT: People having no idea what the female gaze is

>>213591856
It's this obviously

Those movies were popular with women for a reason

>>213591907
Just because something is made to appeal to women does not mean it's "female gaze"

>>213591635
>TWENTY YEAR OLD STUDY
>TWELVE WOMEN TESTED
>PICTURES EXCLUSIVELY TAKEN FROM A COLLEGE DATABASE WHERE KIDS TAKE PICTURES FOR SCHOOL CREDIT
great fucking proof you have there retard

>>213592062
idk where people get these infographics from. pol? fit? sci?

>>213591978
You know what? I think YOU'RE the one who doesn't know what the female gaze is

>>213592258
i think its just someone desperate to troll

>>213591978
Thats the literal meaning bro

>>213591690
cuz the pits smell and the hair there gets crazy

Snyder's films appeal to the female gaze

Women don't care about looks as much as men. That shit is 100% for gay men. Women care about your earning potential/resource acquirement, that you be able to pass their shit tests, act masculine, etc.

>>213589994
Speaking as a skinny twink with long hair, I get compliments/attention from girls far more often than I did when I was buff (got injured and that required months of healing so I lost most of my mass)

I hate women so I brush them off most of the time but I've gotten plenty of action just by being there and saying hello to them. A haircut helps cuz if I go too long without one my hair gets super frizzy

>>213585430
>women do not care nearly as much about height as men seem to think.

>>213586693
How to dancermaxx? I am nowhere near as flexible as that guy. Not even sure it's biologically possible for me to be.
t. 30yo khhv

>>213591856
What is it actually supposed to be anon?

>>213587758
No shit retard

>>213585193 (OP)
I bet her clit is 4 inches long and as thick as a hotdog.

>>213594234
*wipes the drool from my mouth*
uhm... go on...

>>213587959
Jean Claude Van Damme? This thread needs more of him.

I want to see a really big dick in a mainstream movie or series, preferably in a scene involving a clothed female

>>213585193 (OP)
The thumbnail looked like those gross fermented beans.

>>213594234
>her

>>213585531
very hot, but i don't like his face, reminds me of Judy Greer

>>213590568
Stop shaving your pits

based faggot thread

>>213594557
nah i have to, the hair there gets crazy and i hate it, i also hit the gym 5 days/week and it's disgusting to see both for me and for others. Plus deodorant has a much longer effect like this

>>213585531

>>213585193 (OP)
That's not female gaze, it's male power fantasy.

>>213594712
Yeah it gets a little boring after the 8th hour

>>213594160
Go to some classes and stay there for a year. Devote yourself to it. Even if you don't get flexible as he is you'll learn to bear yourself with grace

>>213588364
what's her channel? she cute

>tfw I thought that was a glazed doughnut from the thumbnail
American moment I guess

>>213594799
Do they accept out of shape, autistic virgins like me? I do have good hygiene.

>>213589927
he is super hot in this

>>213594861
Can't post glazed donut without getting banned

>>213594799
>>213594869
Also what kind of dance classes do you recommend? I have negative natural talent (tried when I was younger) but I have always enjoyed the way good dancing looks, both male and female. There's that one west coast swing guy on youtube who seems like his dance skills turned him into a gigachad. A lot of the stuff they do seems more erotic than most porn, and yet mostly tasteful.

The worse thing right now in the western world whether you man or woman, gay or straight is that there are so few attractive people walking around right now. It's actually kind of maddening how ugly everyone is.

>>213595147
Hey that just means there's more hope for us slightly less ugly people

>>213595147
Maybe that's good for us we can stand out more, fellow modeltierbro

>>213592062
Got anything better?

>>213590086
>face is almost inconsequential if you have a hot body.
holy retard

I don't understand how anyone can be gay. Men are so disgusting looking.

>>213596949

Now take this observation to its logical conclusion and wonder how it is possible for straight women to exist.

>>213585193 (OP)
what movie is this?

>>213597018
Women have a different brain composition from men, so I don't even bother trying to figure them out. They're practically a different species.

>>213597043

A cowardly and intellectually lazy approach. You understand that men are physically repulsive, but you restrict your (natural, healthy) disgust to gay men, and refuse to extend it onto straight women, because the existence of straight women is convenient for the straight men who want to fuck them, including yourself. Because it's normal. Your analysis has a major blind spot that you refuse to entertain out of personal convenience. But in this refusal, you allow the pathology that you just identified (finding men attractive at all) to just slide when it comes to about 45% of the general population who suffer from it.

>>213585430
this post was either written by a gay man or a woman

>>213586855
>What are the personality and physical traits that turn women on?
Being as much as an NPC as possible. Anything but fat.

>>213585233
Nigga, are you gay?

>>213585193 (OP)
Zoomer fetish

Just how many faggots are there on /tv/? Jesus Christ. Were this kind of faggy threads tolerated back then?

>>213591753
nta I do this but also work out my arms. No attention from women but guys really like me.

>>213596949
I pity the fags, they're stuck lusting after other men and will never know the beauty of the female form.

>>213597610
Seriously , I dont get why take away any shred of feminine charm for a ripped chick oh gotta make sure shes got short hair and is brown and tomboy like cascade from berserk

>>213594600
>based
>faggot
Pick one.

>>213597829
you really think a site called "boyztube" is going to have a video of a ripped chick?

>>213586036
>men are far more obsessed with other men's heights than women are
women are more obsessed, they state minimum height requirements, you don't see men having height requirements for their pals

>>213594600
I wish i could throw a live grenade in the midst of all that faggotry.
>>213597893
Faggots should have no safe spaces.

>>213593802
your face and body dont suit muscles then. its like if ross from friends was jacked. he would get less girls than normal guy ross because his ugly goofy rat jew face jut doesnt suit muscles

>>213597829
thats two men you blind retard

>>213585193 (OP)
is this gay porn?

>>213585531

>>213598273
you know thats genuinely a good question. at what point does whats essentially a massage become gay porn?

>>213589927
>too many koreans
Anon, we're on /tv/...

>>213590086
>face is almost inconsequential if you have a hot body.
Lmao this really was a gymcel post

>>213590568
>would i make it in kino?
Too hairy unless you want to be a villain/henchman.
You'd make a fine evil Arab guy.

>>213591700
>i'm not gay but ripped men turn me on so much
There's nothing wrong with appreciating the male form, espsecially wanting to emulate them. It's natural.

Which way, white woman?

>>213598543
That’s not what Korean men actually look like

>>213595147
>It's actually kind of maddening how ugly everyone is.
It is.
As somebody that literally looks like an old WWII photograph of a young White American GI, it has given me a deep sense of existential crisis seeing just how disgusting the country has become.
Also, Europeans look WAY better than we do.

>>213596949
>I don't understand how anyone can be gay
Lesbian or retard?

>namefag gayer than the gay porn

>>213598595
What's the difference?

>>213598543
At least two of those guys are fucking

>>213598724
>At least two of those guys are fucking
...hot Korean girls!

>>213598449
its called a butter face. you would be one, if your body wasnt more unattractive than your face

>>213585193 (OP)
>>213585494
>>213585531
Are handsome blonde guys peak female gaze then?

>>213598875
>its called a butter face
It is, but that's for girls.
Girls generally put a lot more emphasis on face than guys do, while utlimately they pride fitness and build over physique.

>>213598924
>Are handsome blonde guys peak female gaze then?
For brown women, yes.
Same goes for brown men.

>>213598924
Has this thread taught you nothing?

>>213589855
no, women actually like fat dad bods
this video is fake

>>213589482
>Majin Buu if he Redneck

>>213598970
White women cant stand them though right ranjeep chaim?

>>213590542
Definitely the manly guy.
I never got the obsession people have for Chalamet.

>>213599005
>no women actually like fat dad bods
Ftfy

>>213590568
I could smash your ass into 10,000 Reese's pieces

>>213599075
>I never got the obsession people have for Chalamet.
Tops like twinks, duh
>>213599058
>White women cant stand them though
They're neutral towards them but hate Jeets (and generally niggers to a lesser extent)

>>213585531
this nigga about to use the cord-cut style in an underground fighting tournament

>>213590469
Anon, women DO get horny from shit like personality, romance smut or pretty boy faces. Their brains just work differently compared to male brains.

>>213599130
>this nigga about to use the cord-cut style in an underground fighting tournament
Bloodsport remake when?

>>213598970
Makes sense. Adriana Lima's celebrity crush was Ryan Gosling

>>213590313
C'mon, that dude's pics are always 90% photoshop.

>>213588364
It wasn't the coomerism, it was the hypocrisy. You gotta be some slampiggy or something

>>213599166
adriana lima, remember her boomer bros?

>>213599253
Y-you don't know that for sure... he could be real...

>>213598951
>Girls generally put a lot more emphasis on face than guys do
nope

>>213585430
I'm 5'8 and tall girls seem to be drawn to me. My current gf is 5'11. Roman Polanski was 5′3 and Sharon Tate was 5'6, yet he always looked like a chad when he was around her. This is the energy I try and channel.

>>213599649
>channeling the energy of a Jewish pedophile
At least you're honest about it

>>213599649
>Roman Polanski
Probably not the best example. Try Woody Allen

>>213585531
Yup. This is it. Awooga

Oh jesus fucking christ I thought that was a woman until the camera panned up
Jesus christ

>>213585193 (OP)
gayer thread than JRG, congrats

>>213598992
I look like this and do this

>>213599972
Prove it

Preferably without pants

>>213589482
does he pop

>>213585531
>>213587985
>>213590313
>>213591206
>>213594919
Question to the faggots itt, could I fuck guys who look like this if I'm ugly manlet?

>>213600329
never ever gaycel

>>213599713
That isn't much better.

>>213600329
you can actually. it would be a one night thing and they would block you afterwards but you could absolutely fuck guys who look like that

>>213585233
t. Fitizen

>>213588971
THIS 100 percent.

>>213589609
that's actually extremely homo

>>213589609
>guy in the middle
they're the same guy

>>213600329
If the fags on /lgbt/ are to be believed, ugly guys, especially if they are older than 40, are like catnip to hot zoomer guys with low self-esteem daddy issues.

>>213589855
lets be real though, this is mostly a male fantasy. The female fantasy version of this is this guy ignores all these girls swooning over him and looks directly at YOU and says "Hey...I read your twitter post, it was so thoughtful"

>>213600569
Isn't /lgbt/ just trannies now? I don't think people like can be trusted

>>213600577
More like
>Billionaire vampire who abuses her but learns to love her

>>213600893
>Isn't /lgbt/ just trannies now?
Is it? I've always gotten the vibe that it's all angry old fags.
>>213600569
>catnip to hot zoomer guys with low self-esteem daddy issues.
As long as you top I'd imagine you'd do fine, it's just that Zoomer fags are not very hot.

>>213598212
My mom says I have a handsome face :)

>>213600078
it would be extremely painful

>>213600893
>Gayfags aren't to be trusted on gayfag opinions because I have a degree from the University of Reddit
Dipshit

>>213585275
Height no, but leanness yes

>>213589391
>so male and female taste isn't different at all?
Its the same at the middle, but unlike nearly every other category mens tastes in partners converge harder than womens. Its why every female fantasy race is basically the same 3 attractive women + ears or an exotic skin color while women are getting off to skeletons, xenomorphs and buildings

>>213585430
I do actually notice quite a few couples where the man is like 5'8" and only 1-3 inches taller than the girl. Cute girls too.
t. American midwest

>>213585531
this is profoundly gay

>>213600926
basically
>i like to be Abusive, M'lady >:)
>i can fix him!
>oh, you fixed me! I love you :)

>>213598970
holy zoomer cope

>>213589482

>>213585508
It’s true. I’m a true 6’3 -most people around my height think I’m 6’4 and clueless manlets think I’m 6’8 or something crazy like that

>think it's a woman
>click on thread to shit on musclemommy fags
>it's actually a fully blown fag thread
alright then

>>213601983
>he cant tell the difference between boy and girl abs
you outted yourself

>>213601529
people are just making fun of you for being a lanklet

>>213602063
Women with muscles just look like men to me, think of that what you will.

>>213600395
Cope, they are all dying to get a taste of my HIC (Huge Incel Cock)

>>213602109
its hard to talk to a man proud of his stupidity. carry on, sahib

brehs

>>213602175
vishnu be with you, faggot.

>>213602228
Women love gay sex

>>213585193 (OP)
I thought it was a girl, fuck.

>>213601983
Welcome to /fit/. This is our FOB thread

>>213585397

>>213585193 (OP)
Abs are for fags. Work on legs and arms.

>>213591494
Gyno

the muscles of a man

>>213585397
Women don't like these small dick faggots. All women prefer white men

>>213585430
Height autism is exclusively a male insecurity. There are 5'0" men with children

>>213588125
Three

>>213601254
its everything anon. a good looking face, being tall, and being lean / fit but not an outright roidmonster.

>>213585193 (OP)
I'm attracted to Empire, what does this mean?

>>213586693
>>213594160
it will take longer than a year to get that physique, assuming you start from 0 and are fat
further, the taller you are the longer it will take. lastly, if you are on the taller side, you'll have to bulk, albeit for a relatively short time
average genetics I'd put it at 2-3 years
t. gymcel

>>213603235
depends on gender
if female, you seem extremely typical
if male, then gay

>>213585233
Checked and extremely gay

Even if there are "females" in this thread they're most likely troons.
You sodomite freaks are getting your marriage rights overturned soon enough.

>>213604246
>implying there is such a thing to overturn to begin with

>>213603141
>literally me

>>213585193 (OP)
GROPE HIS TITS HARDER

>>213591206
Put those thangs away. Whore.

>>213585193 (OP)
this gave me a boner
i'm not gay i only have a penis fetish so idk why i got one