Thread 213585334

>I mean, it’s not life ruining or anything, but there was nobody else when I booked the tickets for my partner and I, and it was EMPTY when we got there. Right before the movie starts, this total stranger comes in and sits in the seat RIGHT next to me (not even one seat over!!!), gets out her snacks and starts munching.
>Why???
>And the whole damn movie, I’m constantly distracted by this random person trying to crack jokes and talk to me when I’m just trying to, y’know, be on a date. And maybe it would have been better if they were funny jokes, but there was no charm whatsoever.
>We do movie dates all the time and have for years, so it’s more of just an interesting experience, more funny than anything else in retrospect. But man, we were both irritated during the movie. Why did she do this? Don’t do this.

who was in the wrong here?

>>213585334 (OP)
Dogs like to huddle together, why not people? Some wolf isn’t going to just not have a pack because the other two are fucking, people are the same. I never understood this.

>>213585378
>Dogs like to huddle together, why not people?
Because we're not dogs. Fuck off and let people have space, thirdie.

>I'd really prefer if you would be quiet.

It's really not hard.

>>213585378
>>213585410
>virgins who have never snuggled

>>213585334 (OP)
She was there to make your date jealous. She was doing you a favor

>>213585421
if someone told me to be quiet, I'd immediately start screeching and would be 10x louder than I was originally

>>213585334 (OP)
you were in the wrong for copy and pasting a r*ddit thread you stupid fuck.

>>213585334 (OP)
>partner

>>213585334 (OP)
>next to I
hate how normies talk like this to sound "more correct" to other normies

>>213585410
as a white woman, i agree. you're not dogs. you incels could NEVER compete

>"excuse me, could you move somewhere else?"
wow social interactions are tough

>>213585503
i presume you aren't invited to very many social gatherings

>>213585887
you assume the retard sitting next to a those people is? personally I would have just got up and moved somewhere else. the person that sat next to them was probably an indian.

>>213585334 (OP)
>my partner

>>213585334 (OP)
if it was empty why didn't they just stand up and moved to another seat? if he follows, claim you are being harrassed and punch him the fuck out
what a faggot

I dunno I would find this funny and interesting unless they were like a smelly dirty monster or something

>>213585334 (OP)
>pick best seats
>"no you can also have best seats"
if he wanted to wank off his bf, they should've moved to a different spot

>>213585378
ducks like to gang-rape other ducks with their cockscrew cocks, why can't me and a few bros just find some woman in a movie theater and rape her to death?

>>213585870
redditors can't into talking to strangers

>>213585334 (OP)
Walking up to total strangers and cracking jokes to them during a movie is based af

I am literally going to start doing this

>>213585503
Great, then you can be ejected from the heater

>>213585378
Lol this guy

Why didn't they just move somewhere else if the place was empty?

why can't you aids-riddled faggots have this reddit thread on reddit?

>>213586276
Because you lack the corkscrews

>>213586424
movies are gay so making fun of people for trying to watch movies is based and redpilled

>>213586424
because i talk about 4chan on reddit and talk about reddit on 4chan, duh

>>213585334 (OP)
Do something about it then, bitch. Do redditors really go through life like this? Doormats the lot of them

I'm not moving from my paid for seat I picked out because some normgroid is annoyed lol. If they actually tried to get me to leave I'd start loudly burping and farting probably

>>213586527
you wouldn't do shit especially if they were black

>>213586615
Based redditor assuming all niggers are violent thugs.

>>213586329
Eh, this isn't the slam dunk you think it is. 90% of this website can't talk to strangers either.

Then he followed him to the bathroom and used a urinal next to him.

What a rude purple fella.

>>213585334 (OP)
>the guy in question was later caught on camera

>>213586720
bullshit we're doing it right now

>>213585532
It's basic grammar you drooling fucking retard. Does your house have wheels?

Why is this world so hostile to autistic people? Poor guy was trying to make friends and le epic chungus redditor couldn't help himself but mock him publicly.

>>213586720
90% of this website is from reddit

>>213586922
Didn't realize OP was talking about a girl. It's weird to see autistic girls spilling spaghetti like that but my point remains. She was probably lonely and trying to make friends. No need to be rude.

>>213585532
Ye bruh dey should of said dey be sittin’ next to me n my bitch

>>213585334 (OP)
I will always be amazed by the lengths redditors will go to avoid solving an easily fixable situation by talking to another human being.

>>213585334 (OP)
girl correctly saw he was the type of faggot to refer to his "partner" and realized she could bully him with no consequences
>who was in the wrong here?
redditor, as always

>>213586922
Unironically this anon is correct but only because the redditor didn't even bother to tell the guy to leave them alone. He just went along with it not explaining the situation. If someone is being annoying or bothering you and you don't say stop, it's basically carte blanche for them to continue. Yes it is socially weird to sit next to a couple in a completely empty theatre, but some folks are socially weird or even autistic. It's just the way she goes.

If the redditor had said, nicely or otherwise, "fuck off", then culpability would shift to the rando for being a pest.

>>213586821
Fuck I wish that would happen to me

>>213586821
learn to draw hands before trying to draw feet

>>213585378
Basically this except using dogs and wolves as examples is retarded. Human beings evolved with a powerful instinct to be in community, and that's probably why shit like this happens, or why people will park right fucking next to you when you deliberately park in the back of a parking lot away from all the other cars, or why people will come up behind you on the highway but then slow down and just follow you instead of passing you.

The people who do this shit are low IQ and following their natural programming without even realizing it.

>>213587184
This.
Either ask them what they're doing and nicely tell them to fuck off, or just get up and move yourself. I've literally gotten up and moved when people sat directly behind me in church, I'd have no problem doing it in a movie theater.

>>213585870
he has the right to seat wherever he wants since he bought the ticket for that seat

>>213586276
Because you aren’t in India, Ranjeet.

>>213587557
You’re low IQ for denying the basic necessity of human contact

>>213585410
>>213585454
>>213585456
>>213586276
>>213587557
Absolutely insane reactions to the suggestion people seek contact

>>213586762
>guy
read it again retard

>>213585334 (OP)
>I mean
>my partner
>!!!
>starts munching
>y’know
>but man,
>why did she do this? Don’t do this
Why do redditors talk like such faggots?

>>213586238
This.

>>213588516
>go to a virtual mental asylum
>expect sane responses
The people browsing this site 24/7 are the ones that respond like that and they are beyond ruined and doomed as human beings from unsupervised internet access from a young age. Don't bother giving them an ounce of attention. Just ignore them.

>>213585334 (OP)
The ticket is sometimes for a specific seat.

>>213587557
>or why people will park right fucking next to you when you deliberately park in the back of a parking lot away from all the other cars
they couldn't possibly be parking their car farther away as well? lol?

>>213588365
>Muh rights.
Plenty of other seats that person has the right to sit in that doesn't make them an annoying cunt.

You're excusing the person specifically butting into some random persons night and distracting them.
They CAN sit wherever they want, but most people would sit somewhere away from others.

>>213588454
>You’re low IQ for denying the basic necessity of human contact
I literally argued FOR humans having an instinct for community, the point is that people are retarded for parking next to someone else's car or sitting next to a stranger in a movie theater because these things are not actually "human contact". It's like the idiots who talk to A.I. chat bots for human contact. Yes, they're following a natural instinct, but they're now successfully fulfilling it. It's like being hungry and eating sand but being too dumb to realize that it's not actually nourishing you.

>>213585378
kek stay away from people creep.

>>213588668
You park away from people to avoid door dings. Parking right next to another car defeats that purpose, you low IQ retard.

>>213588605
>I come to 4chan but I'm different!

>>213588531
this was all i could think about reading this faggot shit. i swear to god it's a written, explicit rule on reddit that you have to refer to your significant other of either gender as a "partner" or you get banned or something. there's just no way they have such an all-encompassing, bug like devotion to their weird reddit culture. i know most redditors are literal bots and shills but jesus christ

>>213585334 (OP)
>partner
Gay man.

>>213586238
People are so nonconfrontational now we basically all slowly became brits over the past 50 years

>>213585870

Stop pretending you have or ever would do such a thing.

>>213585410
>im an inhuman antisocial neet loser i am fucking based and alpha and tradcath
kys fat retard