Thread 213585793

How do you go from being one of the biggest movie stars to a wet brained bloated alcoholic?

with alcohol

>>213585793 (OP)
When did he became mexican?

>>213585793 (OP)
Step 1: be mutt johnny depp
Step 2: don't not be mutt johnny depp

>>213585793 (OP)
His acting has actually gotten better.

>>213586085
It’s the Cherokee blood

>>213585793 (OP)
He was always that, he just got old.

>>213586107
it's why he drinks so much

You get picrel to shit in your bed after fucking her brains out so bad she hauls you into court and then loses. Sad. Many such cases. I guess all he can do is play cool rick music with his band and lie on the beach with his millions and all the fond memories of his epic movies?

>>213586107
>Depp is of primarily English descent, with some French, German, Irish and African American ancestry.[23][24] Elizabeth Key Grinstead, one of the first African Americans in the North American colonies to sue for her freedom and win, is an eighth great-grandmother.[24] His surname comes from a French Huguenot immigrant, Pierre Dieppe, who settled in Virginia around 1700. In interviews in 2002 and 2011, Depp claimed to have Native American ancestry, "I guess I have some Native American somewhere down the line. My great-grandmother was quite a bit of Native American. She grew up Cherokee or maybe Creek Indian. Makes sense in terms of coming from Kentucky, which is rife with Cherokee and Creek Indian."[25]
>Depp's claims came under scrutiny when Indian Country Today wrote that Depp had never inquired about his heritage or been recognized as a member of the Cherokee Nation.[26] This led to criticism of Depp, from the Native American community, as Depp has no documented Native ancestry,[26] and Native community leaders consider him "a non-Indian"[26][27] and a pretendian.[28][29][30] Depp's choice to portray Tonto, a Native American character, in The Lone Ranger was criticized,[26][27] along with his choice to name his rock band "Tonto's Giant Nuts".[31][32][33][34] During the promotion for The Lone Ranger, Depp was formally adopted as an honorary son by LaDonna Harris, a member of the Comanche Nation, making him an honorary member of her family but not a member of any tribe.[35][36]
the indian thing is one big grift

>>213585825
Came to post this.

>>213585793 (OP)
His movies actually suck, I dunno why he got paid so much.

>>213585825
>>213587568
I was going to say "one drink at a time". Great minds, eh fellas?

>>213585793 (OP)
He got old. Also he played le quirky weirdo with a hat too many times

>>213585793 (OP)
He's 62 years old. I think he deserves to be a wet brained bloated alcoholic at this point after all the classic movies he's given us and he's still banging hot young actresses.

>>213586107
He probably stinks like an indian too. That stench of unwashed body and clothing combined with the odor of kidney failure seeping through your pores.

>>213585793 (OP)
He was always a degenerate, its just harder to hide it when you get older

>>213586104
Not in Tusk. His Whitey Bulgar came close to Burton-esque boogeyman.

>>213585793 (OP)
Probably one of the few times he can relax. Famous people tend to be more likely to have vices to get away from it all.

is this the thread?

>>213586197
Hey, how are you?

>>213585793 (OP)
he became best friends with Doug Stanhope like 10 years ago

>>213588658
Now it is. Two hours until drinky-poos.

You now remember Draco Malfoy

>>213585825
fpbp

When you make it that big
You just go full Brando and not give a fuck anymore

>>213585793 (OP)
By being successful and having so much money that you’re burning it away with shit like booze and other shit because you live like a rock star

>>213585793 (OP)
johnny won

>>213585793 (OP)
That's what you get when you're best buddies with a fag who raped and murdered some little boys. Depp was one of the biggest advocates for those faggots and helped get them out of prison.

>>213589479
I don't know who that is

>>213586136
It's honestly kind of amazing that even in the "believe all women" era where men are presumed guilty literally everyone realized Amber Heard was full of shit. If the guy not only wins a he said / she said trial but is awarded massive damages then the woman in question must be a magnitude 10 cunt.

That being said Meera in Aquaman 1 might be the hottest any woman has looked on screen in the past 20 years. I can see how she baits men despite being horrible

>>213585793 (OP)
Hits 50 and decides he can eat now.

>>213589674
One of the West Memphis Three. Murdered three kids in Arkansas, then became media and celebrity darlings based on a "they are misunderstood outsiders who were framed by backwards religious white people" narrative. Got out on a plea bargain.

>>213590536
Ah, didn't realize whites had our own Central Park Five. Embarrassing.

>>213585793 (OP)
>the biggest movie stars to a wet brained bloated alcoholic?

I'm pretty sure this is a standard trajectory for actors from William Holden to Marlon Brando.

>>213585793 (OP)
How do you go from being a loser nobody to a loser nobody? I'm sure you can answer that, OP

>>213590536
This just goes to show what kind of person Johnny is. Hes a hopeless romantic and an optimist. He thinks people are inherently good and doesnt consider psychopathy. This tells me hes chill as fuck. I know people like this.

why bother? with money and fame you can still date all the cute models no matter your weight kek

Red wine. Lots of expensive red wine. This was in the court proceedings. Stupid question.

>>213591044
A monstro gallon?

>>213591044
>>213591084
Giga chapinto

>>213586197
>Indian Country Today wrote that Depp had never inquired about his heritage or been recognized as a member of the Cherokee Nation
And? He can know his ancestors without anyone else having "confirmed" them

>>213585793 (OP)
>>213585825

>>213585793 (OP)
I firmly believe retards like Depp and Dicaprio let themselves go and look like shit out of pure spite.

>>213590970
At least Leo still has a handsome face for his age. Depp looks like a corpse.

I will never forgive the jannies for banning Depp trial

>>213593093
LOL Leo now has the head of a swollen, red pumpkin. You're coping hard if you think he looks better than Johnny boy

>>213585793 (OP)
I forget who said it but: the right bar, the right friends, and the right woman.

>>213586197
You ever look into most NA tribes? You can be recognized if you're 100% and your ancestors were registered at the time of the Dawes Act (1887) or Snyder Act (1924). They do it for good reason, to keep all the gambling money to a select few, but the faux indignity of "failing to inquire" wouldn't mean shit even if he did turn out to be 1/32 injun.

>>213592914
Women hit the proverbial wall sooner, but have a hell of a lot more going for their grooming than men do.
>Because men all hit the wall one day, too.

>>213585793 (OP)
t.AmberTurd

>>213585825
mega pints specifically.

>>213585825
Earthrocking requires dedication and discipline.

>>213586197
I read somewhere that a lot of white people (thinking ahead of course) paid to put their names into the registries at the turn of the 19th century that the tribes use to determine tribal membership so that they could fraudulently claim benefits. It makes a lot of sense with all the blonde haired blue eyed people claiming to be 'mcdipshit eaglefeather'. you hear a lot of it in the midwest where everyone has that one indian grandma that you never see or hear about.

>>213589479
considering one of his big mentors was hunter thompson (an obvious pedophile with deep ties to people like john kerry, bohemian grove and other shady shit), it makes sense he would advocate for depraved shit like that.

>>213593723
Fuck you. The only so called witness to Hunter being at bohemian grove was an aide to George Bush, after Thompson branded him an evil asshole. Eat forty seven dicks.

>>213593929
and he was great buddies with john kerry because of his beaming personality, right? eat shit, cocksucker.

>>213585825
Based.

>>213588936
>tfw Draco became the one thing worse than a blood supremacist
>a lawyer