/film/ - /tv/ (#213585812)

Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:50:20 PM No.213585812
cahiers
cahiers
md5: 5c5fd9276770ca08cfdc62444b14a63a๐Ÿ”
Arthouse, classics, staging

It's hot outside edition

>QOTD
What makes you hate a film the most? Sloppy craftsmanship, poor ethics, misunderstanding of subject matter, ulterior motive, or something else?
>Bonus
Give an example.

Previous >>213555227
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:51:17 PM No.213585833
Queen of film
Queen of film
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Queen of /film/
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:51:19 PM No.213585835
queen of film
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:53:45 PM No.213585885
IMG_4764
IMG_4764
md5: e6526e4c8ae4a28e4aeb8f6884f8ecf9๐Ÿ”
Films that deserve a reappraisal?

Picrel got good enough reviews but going back to it now I think it holds up even better especially on gorgeous 4K.
The score and soundtrack in particular are genuinely great.

https://youtu.be/Z9wRTt_Ojbo?si=F8F2O1CT6SXL6XZu
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:55:49 PM No.213585928
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>>213585812 (OP)
>What makes you hate a film the most?
When it has a coalburner in it
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:59:48 PM No.213585991
213585928
Kys spammer
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 5:59:52 PM No.213585992
Screenshot 2025-08-11 10.58.30 AM
Screenshot 2025-08-11 10.58.30 AM
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>>213585837
finally, some worthwhile composition. it only took 22 minutes.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:02:04 PM No.213586026
Anons can't watch an entire film without posting about it
Grim
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:03:34 PM No.213586056
>>213586026
It's dingo
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:05:02 PM No.213586078
>>213586056
It's not.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:05:07 PM No.213586081
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I'd like a plain /film/ thread, no film discussion, waifutrannies instead, a bit of genre slop and a single effortpost.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:06:05 PM No.213586100
>>213586026
it's dingo. he never actually watches films, just plays them in the background as he shitposts here. this is why his opinion on a film is never to be trusted
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:07:47 PM No.213586137
the duellists 1977
the duellists 1977
md5: 42a72e894bca303ba813e6c32916b8dc๐Ÿ”
>film
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:11:17 PM No.213586200
>>213586100
Your pattern reading is faulty. Dingo doesn't watch "black and white slop" whereas this well-spoken gentleman seems more worldly and open to different varieties of cinematic works.
Replies: >>213586501 >>213587545
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:12:34 PM No.213586226
https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/films/year/1977/

Dingo already saw The Duellists and rated it 1 star kek
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:18:19 PM No.213586333
IMG_4816
IMG_4816
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The only duelists I care about
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:20:07 PM No.213586372
IMG_4818
IMG_4818
md5: 534dfecd5c7a7a2bdf7091b1c23560d0๐Ÿ”
The only dualist I care about
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:22:06 PM No.213586416
IMG_4819
IMG_4819
md5: 76cc83a0e9a667bda7528be5d7dd0b52๐Ÿ”
The only duelle I care about
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:22:47 PM No.213586431
Dingo doesn't rate too many 5 stars. He reserves that for real works of art like The Phantom Menace and Avatar 2.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:26:48 PM No.213586501
>>213586200
/pol/chud newfriend who hasn't seen even normie basics
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:30:20 PM No.213586566
We're all /pol/chud newfriends who haven't seen even normie basics here.
Replies: >>213586914 >>213587496
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:34:20 PM No.213586642
Sarah Gadon Amanda Fix Tiffany&Co June 2025 2_thumb.jpg
Morning Gadonbros and Fixbros
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:42:13 PM No.213586798
>>213585812 (OP)
>It's hot outside edition
It's not though, it's cold. Dishonest OP, i shan't answer the QOD now.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 6:47:51 PM No.213586914
>>213586566
now this I'd actually believe
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:01:30 PM No.213587232
the weight of the world in my arms and that is not to say you're fat
>>213585812 (OP)
>QOTD
When the co-lead is insufferable and the lead looks like they don't even want to be there.
>Bonus
Twinky aka Lola (1970) starring Susan George and Charles Bronson.
I'm not sure if he's just really good at coming off annoyed, or he genuinely did his best to tolerate the situation he found himself in because he got paid for it. He acted like an exhausted cashier who has given up on life the whole time. I felt the same way from the way his co-lead Susan acted. Such an annoying picture.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:15:46 PM No.213587496
Paths.Of.Glory.1957.mosaic_3x1.2_thumb.jpg
Paths.Of.Glory.1957.mosaic_3x1.2_thumb.jpg
md5: c74c458e53e3944736614d2209f33006๐Ÿ”
>>213586566
spoilers
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:17:34 PM No.213587525
Hey, Kinskifag, if you're the one who posted the Tous les garรงons... mega you're a real one.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:18:59 PM No.213587545
>>213586200
If it's not Dingo then it's someone oddly similar to him, types on all lowercase, talks about photography, posts while watching...
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:34:08 PM No.213587851
>>213585812 (OP)
>QOTD
John Hughes is the worst director of all time in my opinion for thoughtlessly regurgitating pathological amerimutt values as if they're universal truths. As well as putting the most punchable face in human history on screen for 2 hours.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:42:49 PM No.213588026
>>213587851
>the most punchable face in human history on screen for 2 hours.
Broderick?
Replies: >>213589454
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:56:48 PM No.213588347
Across.The.Pacific.1942.mosaic_3x3.1_thumb.jpg
Across.The.Pacific.1942.mosaic_3x3.1_thumb.jpg
md5: 0e204e7fb7134e3f8bb43ed5462809aa๐Ÿ”
>>213585812 (OP)
>What makes you hate a film the most?
dishonest cinema

>Across The Pacific
>they never reach the pacific
peak dishonesty tbqhwy
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 7:57:50 PM No.213588378
>>213588347
and the map is wrong
I hope somebody got fired for that blunder
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:22:53 PM No.213588907
>>213588347
Jokes aside this film really is bad, Beat the Devil too. Huston is wildly inconsistent.
Replies: >>213590590 >>213594700
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:29:11 PM No.213589046
is greed (1924) theatrical version available anywhere in 720p?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:37:09 PM No.213589222
"Greed" (1924) with original live score by Asphalt Serenade > all other versions
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:48:44 PM No.213589454
>>213588026
Yep
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:00 PM No.213589461
The girl I hooked up with back in Christmas of 2023 uploaded a sexy new profile gif of herself and now Iโ€™m a raging hard on. I donโ€™t think I can focus on any films today. Films for this feel?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:49:03 PM No.213589463
>>213585812 (OP)
can you guys recommend me any artsy movies taking place in modern cities? sci-fi is fine as well
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 8:50:01 PM No.213589489
>>213589463
Yes I can!! ANDROIDS motherfucking DREAM motherfucker WACH IT
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:01:08 PM No.213589729
>>213589463
No No Sleep
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:01:48 PM No.213589749
>>213589463
Megalopolis
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:04:01 PM No.213589797
>>213589463
THX-1138 was filmed entirely in the unfinished LA metro iirc. I could be wrong.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:04:36 PM No.213589802
>>213589222
ok but where
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:09:05 PM No.213589891
>>213589802
https://vimeo.com/261226874
Replies: >>213590260
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:15:32 PM No.213590035
1C0DDBAD-9842-410B-85B6-61BCE5004C9B
1C0DDBAD-9842-410B-85B6-61BCE5004C9B
md5: 5a0c2b8f64920db45651405f7c5f1e2d๐Ÿ”
>>213585812 (OP)
>QOTD
I have cleverness fatigue, I have topicality fatigue. Too many films these days would rather be thought of as clever than actually deliver on anything. And theyโ€™re hardly even clever. The new movie in theatres, WEAPONS, is a prime example. Anytime something remotely scary happens, it cuts away to another character and gives you a half hour of nothing horror-related, just dry reddit humour, until something scary happens, and then it cuts away againโ€ฆ The director wants normalfags to praise him as a genius, you see, and the average movie fanโ€™s self esteem is so low that if they see a film that is tonal and structural gobbledygook and donโ€™t understand it, they immediately think the movie is too smart for them. Actually, they sell themselves short, and are not too stupid, but are understanding with perfect clarity that the film is an incomprehensible mess.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:20:41 PM No.213590159
in the hand of dante
in the hand of dante
md5: e9e90a2c4100c2d9ca551d75121b168c๐Ÿ”
>Mephistopheles is black
What the fuck did Schnabel mean by this?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:22:08 PM No.213590189
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
md5: f264c0ec6d91c24b4cdff2d819d87439๐Ÿ”
Also the film is an absolute bore, and it's almost 3 fucking hours. Schnabel's camerawork since The Diving Bell and the Butterfly has been extremely annoying and borderline comical (the Dafoe looking at the sky meme from At Eternity's Gate) and it isn't even especially stylish. Nadav Lapid does "hectic camera with it's own mind" thing ten times better. Schnabel is just dull at best, annoying at worst.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:23:30 PM No.213590217
And yeah, the cast is fucking ridiculous, Gal Gadot is as terrible as ever, she cannot act. Momoa is way out of fucking place although he at least tries.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:24:30 PM No.213590233
Expecting the film to get torn apart at Venice. Rightfully so, it is really bad.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:25:26 PM No.213590260
>>213589891
thanks
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:28:56 PM No.213590363
782F574E-8458-4AEB-B811-EC6EF028B96E
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>>213585149
That was you, Kinskibro? No fuckin' way! We both wear many hats unknown to most posters and it appears our harems are bigger than /film/ could ever imagine.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:29:46 PM No.213590383
>>213590363
Rope yourself.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:31:39 PM No.213590434
So what's the status on Canto Due, it premiered 2 days ago.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:32:49 PM No.213590468
>>213590434
good reviews
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:37:39 PM No.213590590
>>213588907
>Huston is wildly inconsistent.
that's studio filmmaking
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:43:02 PM No.213590731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AafBPL156-M
Cannesslop has a trailer
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:45:59 PM No.213590807
Nanananana
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 9:53:21 PM No.213591006
>>213580684
>>213590159
So, is it any good?
Replies: >>213592760
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:20:43 PM No.213591659
>>213590363
link the thread you made or you're lying as usual
Replies: >>213592736 >>213592797
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:27:33 PM No.213591814
Sarah Gadon Denis Villeneuve CSA 2024 7
Sarah Gadon Denis Villeneuve CSA 2024 7
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Join us

>>213591682
>>213591682
>>213591682
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:36:44 PM No.213592048
Some of you guys really masochistically subject yourselves to obvious slop huh.
Replies: >>213592895
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 10:48:15 PM No.213592326
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/132860298/

Why can't /film/ be this good again?
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:02:56 PM No.213592736
>>213591659
>>>/mu/127336906
Replies: >>213594235
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:03:38 PM No.213592760
>>213591006
the next couple of posts are my review
it's awful, meandering nonsense, only bearable parts are the ones in the past, the cinemtography is annoying if not dull and even amaeturish at points, the attempt at some crime plot in the modern-time section of the film (which is the majority of the movie) is utterly comical and the finale is staged like the guy directing is Ralphthemoviemaker, it's amaeturish and comical
Replies: >>213595020
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:05:08 PM No.213592797
>>213591659
As you wish:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200439502/#200439502
Replies: >>213594235
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:06:04 PM No.213592828
>>213592326
The spring of 2020 in general was such a magical and happy time.
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Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:08:44 PM No.213592891
de-humani-corporis-fabrica-md-web
de-humani-corporis-fabrica-md-web
md5: 2feaf6b99f8e9ec43dbdfd50c1e0857a๐Ÿ”
Do English subs exist for this flick online?
if not, what's the best AI way to do the translation on my own (from existing portuguese subs)?
Replies: >>213592998 >>213593051 >>213593488
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:08:48 PM No.213592895
5de27df7509b9873e18bf8f0b3000dfd
5de27df7509b9873e18bf8f0b3000dfd
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>>213592048
All a picture needs to be enjoyable:
>a couple of fly honeys
>dumb jokes
Anything else is condiment.
Replies: >>213593444
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:09:08 PM No.213592904
>>213592326
That was like a month into lockdowns. We can't go back.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:12:00 PM No.213592998
>>213592891
There's a version of it with a bunch of subtitles embedded, one of them english. I'm not sure how to rip them out for you.
Replies: >>213593070 >>213593488
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:13:33 PM No.213593051
>>213592891
the rip of this movie from MUBI comes with several internal subtitles including english ones
i saw this movie a year or two ago, it was almost perfect but the scenes with a couple of psychiatric patients were grating and out of place because the whole film is about the physical but then it randomly switched to following (in an annoyingly repetitive fashion) some elderly mentally ill people
i feel like if they wanted to explore that topic too they should've made a separate documentary
Replies: >>213593488
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:14:20 PM No.213593070
>>213592998
gMKVExtractGUI assuming it's an MKV
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:24:16 PM No.213593327
Does anyone have a makemkv beta key they can share? It hasnโ€™t been updated for months
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:28:18 PM No.213593444
>>213592895
You forgot the gun.
Replies: >>213593540
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:29:41 PM No.213593488
>>213592891
If you can't get >>213592998 >>213593051, drop a link for the portuguese subs and i'll translate them into english for you.
Replies: >>213593526 >>213593540
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:30:54 PM No.213593526
>>213593488
Can you translate Han Ye?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:31:16 PM No.213593540
Lensed in The.33d.Invader.2011.BluRay.1080p.DTS.2Audio.x264-CHD at 00:21:01.081
>>213593444

>>213593488
Don't count on me. Would be easier for me to just upload the entire thing but I can't do that at the moment.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:32:48 PM No.213593585
I googled it and it came up with eng subs, what's the issue?
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:37:55 PM No.213593746
the issue is that you use google as a verb instead of correctly stating that you used a search engine. google, as you may be aware of, is a subsidiary of one of the largest multinationals in the world, alphabet.
Replies: >>213593969
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:46:08 PM No.213593969
>>213593746
>It's an Indian ESL criticises first worlders for using neologisms and transitive verbs episode
Hopefully you don't spend more time here, but if you (unfortunately for us) end up doing so, you will start to pick up on things that aren't in your Indian to English dictionary.
Replies: >>213594020
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:47:03 PM No.213593989
>*bobs head
Unnie wae!?
Replies: >>213594839
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:48:33 PM No.213594020
>>213593969
It's not only a popular neologism, academia has already accepted it as a verb. So his LARP is not top notch at all, no, not yet.
Anonymous
8/11/2025, 11:57:38 PM No.213594235
>>213592736
>>213592797
ok i take it back
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:02:54 AM No.213594378
>>213592326
>>213592828
ok I take it black
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:06:35 AM No.213594471
>*bobs head*
Seanpony?
Replies: >>213594839
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:08:33 AM No.213594517
GvLm42SWgAA7oO6
GvLm42SWgAA7oO6
md5: 2202bcada55b3e7ad107bc519a5afa29๐Ÿ”
Haneke's hand-drawn storyboards used in the production of the Piano Teacher.

Michael Haneke facts.
Replies: >>213594594
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:09:34 AM No.213594538
GvR9jceWcAA1fTb
GvR9jceWcAA1fTb
md5: aca92f24b533236466eeacc82a0ff366๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>213594594
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:10:14 AM No.213594553
Imagine drawing storyboards for that film. This guy is such an academic hack.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:11:20 AM No.213594594
>>213594517
>>213594538
>can't draw
>can't direct
Poetry
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:12:37 AM No.213594624
>>213585812 (OP)
>What makes you hate a film the most?
Firstly pretentiousness, meaning it draws attention to the form so as to seem more artistic instead of subordinating the form to the intention.
Examples:
>Persona
>Satantango
>Tokyo Story

Secondly political ideology, ie it's ok to have a point of view since films are meant to be subjective, but nowadays more than ever films just shamelessly try to shoehorn ideological themes.
Examples:
>90% of films after 2015
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:15:33 AM No.213594695
>*bobs head at the lower caste*
Replies: >>213594839
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:15:51 AM No.213594700
>>213588907
>Beat the Devil
>Bad
Nigga what
Beat the Devil is kino
It's the honorable mention after Hustons seven masterpieces.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:17:14 AM No.213594732
>>213589463
A Zed & Two Naughts
very Kubrickian movie about zoologist twin brothers who lose both their wives in a car crash, and cope by making gross time-lapse films of dead animals rotting, and by fucking the lady who was also in the car crash and lost her leg.
it sounds like misery porn, but it's surprisingly comfy and looks amazing
Replies: >>213594821 >>213594873
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:21:55 AM No.213594821
>>213594732
You forgot to mention that it's also hilarious and contains an absolutely sensational Nyman score.
This is probably my favorite trailer of all time:
https://youtu.be/s_yia2nqt6U
Replies: >>213594873
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:22:35 AM No.213594839
>>213593989
>>213594471
>>213594695
This is not gonna catch.
Replies: >>213594913
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:23:37 AM No.213594873
>>213594821
The score is better than the film. In fact, >>213594732, skip the film and just listen to the music.
Replies: >>213595373
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:25:27 AM No.213594913
>>213594839
The only thing you catch is your wifeโ€™s boyfriends loads in your fackin gums you wank
Replies: >>213595034
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:30:22 AM No.213595020
>>213592760
oh shit scorsese is in this
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:30:51 AM No.213595034
>>213594913
I think you're actually indian for real since you're bringing up cuck shit
Replies: >>213595189
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:31:52 AM No.213595057
>film has non-diegetic music

It's a music video and cannot be higher than 8/10 even if the rest is flawless.
Replies: >>213595228 >>213595248 >>213595288
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:38:00 AM No.213595189
>>213595034
Huh? What are you a chicken? Cuck cuck cuck?

>*furiously bobs head*
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:38:11 AM No.213595193
Daddy
Daddy
md5: 645f37676e09cc0e20ac3e996f75d622๐Ÿ”
*bobs head with my meat dangling around*
Daddy would you like some sausage?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:39:38 AM No.213595228
>>213595057
A little too radical, anon.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:40:23 AM No.213595248
>>213595057
Tell me you are in film school without telling me youโ€™re in film school
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:41:59 AM No.213595288
maya shiggy face
maya shiggy face
md5: 3c43e05d7acedd68185966e020ad6d73๐Ÿ”
>>213595057
I sincerely hope you guys don't actually think like this.
Replies: >>213595813
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:45:08 AM No.213595373
>>213594873
what's funny is that criterion had some Greenaway movies on their site for a few months
I ordered Zed on bluray as soon as it went off
but they didn't have The Draughtsman's Contract on bluray available at the time
I found a vinyl copy of the soundtrack at a record store so for a while I owned The Draughtsman's Contract's soundtrack but not the movie until a bluray was released not too long ago
I'm still waiting for a bluray of The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover because it looked too good not to watch it at the highest quality I can, and I didn't love it quite as much as the other two so I don't mind waiting.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:46:37 AM No.213595412
I really, really fucking hate niggers.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:48:10 AM No.213595453
The Cuck, His Wife, And Her Lover
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:51:45 AM No.213595546
The Cuck, The Beef, His Knife, and Her Blubber
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 12:56:20 AM No.213595659
Have any of you hooked up with an Arab chick before?
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:00:27 AM No.213595764
>>213595659
No, I'm too busy making plans for Nigel.
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Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:02:49 AM No.213595813
>>213595288
I am like 80% serious. Soundtracks are a mutt invention that spoil immersion.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:04:06 AM No.213595844
>>213595764
Nigel who ?