Thread 213585812

Arthouse, classics, staging

It's hot outside edition

>QOTD
What makes you hate a film the most? Sloppy craftsmanship, poor ethics, misunderstanding of subject matter, ulterior motive, or something else?
>Bonus
Give an example.

Previous >>213555227

Queen of /film/

queen of film

Films that deserve a reappraisal?

Picrel got good enough reviews but going back to it now I think it holds up even better especially on gorgeous 4K.
The score and soundtrack in particular are genuinely great.

https://youtu.be/Z9wRTt_Ojbo?si=F8F2O1CT6SXL6XZu

>>213585812 (OP)
>What makes you hate a film the most?
When it has a coalburner in it

213585928
Kys spammer

>>213585837
finally, some worthwhile composition. it only took 22 minutes.

Anons can't watch an entire film without posting about it
Grim

>>213586026
It's dingo

>>213586056
It's not.

I'd like a plain /film/ thread, no film discussion, waifutrannies instead, a bit of genre slop and a single effortpost.

>>213586026
it's dingo. he never actually watches films, just plays them in the background as he shitposts here. this is why his opinion on a film is never to be trusted

>>213586100
Your pattern reading is faulty. Dingo doesn't watch "black and white slop" whereas this well-spoken gentleman seems more worldly and open to different varieties of cinematic works.

https://letterboxd.com/dingoatemybabi/films/year/1977/

Dingo already saw The Duellists and rated it 1 star kek

The only duelists I care about

The only dualist I care about

The only duelle I care about

Dingo doesn't rate too many 5 stars. He reserves that for real works of art like The Phantom Menace and Avatar 2.

>>213586200
/pol/chud newfriend who hasn't seen even normie basics

We're all /pol/chud newfriends who haven't seen even normie basics here.

Morning Gadonbros and Fixbros

>>213585812 (OP)
>It's hot outside edition
It's not though, it's cold. Dishonest OP, i shan't answer the QOD now.

>>213586566
now this I'd actually believe

>>213585812 (OP)
>QOTD
When the co-lead is insufferable and the lead looks like they don't even want to be there.
>Bonus
Twinky aka Lola (1970) starring Susan George and Charles Bronson.
I'm not sure if he's just really good at coming off annoyed, or he genuinely did his best to tolerate the situation he found himself in because he got paid for it. He acted like an exhausted cashier who has given up on life the whole time. I felt the same way from the way his co-lead Susan acted. Such an annoying picture.

>>213586566
spoilers

Hey, Kinskifag, if you're the one who posted the Tous les garçons... mega you're a real one.

>>213586200
If it's not Dingo then it's someone oddly similar to him, types on all lowercase, talks about photography, posts while watching...

>>213585812 (OP)
>QOTD
John Hughes is the worst director of all time in my opinion for thoughtlessly regurgitating pathological amerimutt values as if they're universal truths. As well as putting the most punchable face in human history on screen for 2 hours.

>>213587851
>the most punchable face in human history on screen for 2 hours.
Broderick?

>>213585812 (OP)
>What makes you hate a film the most?
dishonest cinema

>Across The Pacific
>they never reach the pacific
peak dishonesty tbqhwy

>>213588347
and the map is wrong
I hope somebody got fired for that blunder

>>213588347
Jokes aside this film really is bad, Beat the Devil too. Huston is wildly inconsistent.

is greed (1924) theatrical version available anywhere in 720p?

"Greed" (1924) with original live score by Asphalt Serenade > all other versions

>>213588026
Yep

The girl I hooked up with back in Christmas of 2023 uploaded a sexy new profile gif of herself and now I’m a raging hard on. I don’t think I can focus on any films today. Films for this feel?

>>213585812 (OP)
can you guys recommend me any artsy movies taking place in modern cities? sci-fi is fine as well

>>213589463
Yes I can!! ANDROIDS motherfucking DREAM motherfucker WACH IT

>>213589463
No No Sleep

>>213589463
Megalopolis

>>213589463
THX-1138 was filmed entirely in the unfinished LA metro iirc. I could be wrong.

>>213589222
ok but where

>>213589802
https://vimeo.com/261226874

>>213585812 (OP)
>QOTD
I have cleverness fatigue, I have topicality fatigue. Too many films these days would rather be thought of as clever than actually deliver on anything. And they’re hardly even clever. The new movie in theatres, WEAPONS, is a prime example. Anytime something remotely scary happens, it cuts away to another character and gives you a half hour of nothing horror-related, just dry reddit humour, until something scary happens, and then it cuts away again… The director wants normalfags to praise him as a genius, you see, and the average movie fan’s self esteem is so low that if they see a film that is tonal and structural gobbledygook and don’t understand it, they immediately think the movie is too smart for them. Actually, they sell themselves short, and are not too stupid, but are understanding with perfect clarity that the film is an incomprehensible mess.

>Mephistopheles is black
What the fuck did Schnabel mean by this?

Also the film is an absolute bore, and it's almost 3 fucking hours. Schnabel's camerawork since The Diving Bell and the Butterfly has been extremely annoying and borderline comical (the Dafoe looking at the sky meme from At Eternity's Gate) and it isn't even especially stylish. Nadav Lapid does "hectic camera with it's own mind" thing ten times better. Schnabel is just dull at best, annoying at worst.

And yeah, the cast is fucking ridiculous, Gal Gadot is as terrible as ever, she cannot act. Momoa is way out of fucking place although he at least tries.

Expecting the film to get torn apart at Venice. Rightfully so, it is really bad.

>>213589891
thanks

>>213585149
That was you, Kinskibro? No fuckin' way! We both wear many hats unknown to most posters and it appears our harems are bigger than /film/ could ever imagine.

>>213590363
Rope yourself.

So what's the status on Canto Due, it premiered 2 days ago.

>>213590434
good reviews

>>213588907
>Huston is wildly inconsistent.
that's studio filmmaking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AafBPL156-M
Cannesslop has a trailer

Nanananana

>>213580684
>>213590159
So, is it any good?

>>213590363
link the thread you made or you're lying as usual

Join us

>>213591682
>>213591682
>>213591682

Some of you guys really masochistically subject yourselves to obvious slop huh.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/132860298/

Why can't /film/ be this good again?

>>213591659
>>>/mu/127336906

>>213591006
the next couple of posts are my review
it's awful, meandering nonsense, only bearable parts are the ones in the past, the cinemtography is annoying if not dull and even amaeturish at points, the attempt at some crime plot in the modern-time section of the film (which is the majority of the movie) is utterly comical and the finale is staged like the guy directing is Ralphthemoviemaker, it's amaeturish and comical

>>213591659
As you wish:
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/200439502/#200439502

>>213592326
The spring of 2020 in general was such a magical and happy time.

Do English subs exist for this flick online?
if not, what's the best AI way to do the translation on my own (from existing portuguese subs)?

>>213592048
All a picture needs to be enjoyable:
>a couple of fly honeys
>dumb jokes
Anything else is condiment.

>>213592326
That was like a month into lockdowns. We can't go back.

>>213592891
There's a version of it with a bunch of subtitles embedded, one of them english. I'm not sure how to rip them out for you.

>>213592891
the rip of this movie from MUBI comes with several internal subtitles including english ones
i saw this movie a year or two ago, it was almost perfect but the scenes with a couple of psychiatric patients were grating and out of place because the whole film is about the physical but then it randomly switched to following (in an annoyingly repetitive fashion) some elderly mentally ill people
i feel like if they wanted to explore that topic too they should've made a separate documentary

>>213592998
gMKVExtractGUI assuming it's an MKV

Does anyone have a makemkv beta key they can share? It hasn’t been updated for months

>>213592895
You forgot the gun.

>>213592891
If you can't get >>213592998 >>213593051, drop a link for the portuguese subs and i'll translate them into english for you.

>>213593488
Can you translate Han Ye?

>>213593444

>>213593488
Don't count on me. Would be easier for me to just upload the entire thing but I can't do that at the moment.

I googled it and it came up with eng subs, what's the issue?

the issue is that you use google as a verb instead of correctly stating that you used a search engine. google, as you may be aware of, is a subsidiary of one of the largest multinationals in the world, alphabet.

>>213593746
>It's an Indian ESL criticises first worlders for using neologisms and transitive verbs episode
Hopefully you don't spend more time here, but if you (unfortunately for us) end up doing so, you will start to pick up on things that aren't in your Indian to English dictionary.

>*bobs head
Unnie wae!?

>>213593969
It's not only a popular neologism, academia has already accepted it as a verb. So his LARP is not top notch at all, no, not yet.

>>213592736
>>213592797
ok i take it back

>>213592326
>>213592828
ok I take it black

>*bobs head*
Seanpony?

Haneke's hand-drawn storyboards used in the production of the Piano Teacher.

Michael Haneke facts.

Imagine drawing storyboards for that film. This guy is such an academic hack.

>>213594517
>>213594538
>can't draw
>can't direct
Poetry

>>213585812 (OP)
>What makes you hate a film the most?
Firstly pretentiousness, meaning it draws attention to the form so as to seem more artistic instead of subordinating the form to the intention.
Examples:
>Persona
>Satantango
>Tokyo Story

Secondly political ideology, ie it's ok to have a point of view since films are meant to be subjective, but nowadays more than ever films just shamelessly try to shoehorn ideological themes.
Examples:
>90% of films after 2015

>>213588907
>Beat the Devil
>Bad
Nigga what
Beat the Devil is kino
It's the honorable mention after Hustons seven masterpieces.

>>213589463
A Zed & Two Naughts
very Kubrickian movie about zoologist twin brothers who lose both their wives in a car crash, and cope by making gross time-lapse films of dead animals rotting, and by fucking the lady who was also in the car crash and lost her leg.
it sounds like misery porn, but it's surprisingly comfy and looks amazing

>>213594732
You forgot to mention that it's also hilarious and contains an absolutely sensational Nyman score.
This is probably my favorite trailer of all time:
https://youtu.be/s_yia2nqt6U

>>213593989
>>213594471
>>213594695
This is not gonna catch.

>>213594821
The score is better than the film. In fact, >>213594732, skip the film and just listen to the music.

>>213594839
The only thing you catch is your wife’s boyfriends loads in your fackin gums you wank

>>213592760
oh shit scorsese is in this

>>213594913
I think you're actually indian for real since you're bringing up cuck shit

>film has non-diegetic music

It's a music video and cannot be higher than 8/10 even if the rest is flawless.

>>213595034
Huh? What are you a chicken? Cuck cuck cuck?

>*furiously bobs head*

*bobs head with my meat dangling around*
Daddy would you like some sausage?

>>213595057
A little too radical, anon.

>>213595057
Tell me you are in film school without telling me you’re in film school

>>213595057
I sincerely hope you guys don't actually think like this.

>>213594873
what's funny is that criterion had some Greenaway movies on their site for a few months
I ordered Zed on bluray as soon as it went off
but they didn't have The Draughtsman's Contract on bluray available at the time
I found a vinyl copy of the soundtrack at a record store so for a while I owned The Draughtsman's Contract's soundtrack but not the movie until a bluray was released not too long ago
I'm still waiting for a bluray of The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Her Lover because it looked too good not to watch it at the highest quality I can, and I didn't love it quite as much as the other two so I don't mind waiting.

I really, really fucking hate niggers.

The Cuck, His Wife, And Her Lover

The Cuck, The Beef, His Knife, and Her Blubber

Have any of you hooked up with an Arab chick before?

>>213595659
No, I'm too busy making plans for Nigel.

>>213595288
I am like 80% serious. Soundtracks are a mutt invention that spoil immersion.

>>213595764
Nigel who ?

>>213595288
Not to that extreme of course, but as i grow older i seem to prefer less music in films and especially less non diegetic music. The way the likes of Scorsese, Tarantino, and worst of all, Altman use music does bother me nowadays, with the Altman it causes repulsion even. But of course i still appreciate a great soundtrack.

>>213595764
You only want what's best for him.

>>213592891
https://gofile.io/d/P7SQUm

>>213596204
We're monitoring.
Kindly, The Cartel

we eating good tonite ese
Best regards, The Cartel

>>213596029
On a tangent, I am of the opinion that all art/entertainment warps one's sense of objective reality and reason and this is essentially pathological. I haven't decided if in an ideal society, art should be allowed at all. But I do know that it should aim to minimise the extent to which it warps your perception of what is real. As I get older I take these things more seriously and would find something like Kill Bill utterly repulsive, where before i'd just think of it as harmless fun.

>>213596283
'fufags are making plans right under your nose btw

>>213596599
Wtf is lil bro IMPLYING here???

The Waifucartel
Coming to **** you next week

>>213596629
Suck me next week?

>>213594594
Sent that freak flying.

Quit horsin' around.

>>213596498
>objective reality
Does not exist in the human experience in any measurable sense except if you are a scientist charting atoms.

And there is no half-measure of "unreal" when it comes to filmmaking. It is either real or not real, period. You are okay with people playing pretend but are not okay with music? The entire thing is already fake if any artifice is involved. I do not understand your position.

>I haven't decided if in an ideal society, art should be allowed at all
WHAT?

>>213597124
>Does not exist in the human experience in any measurable sense except if you are a scientist charting atoms.
Is this objectively true?

*neigh*

>>213597178
Not in any measurable sense.

>>213585812 (OP)
I really hate the 'le laconic protagonist' trope.

Life's gay.

>>213596498
>I haven't decided if in an ideal society, art should be allowed at all
Stop reading Plato

>>213597222
So should I treat the statement as on a par with "there is an objective reality"?

>>213597294
You can do whatever you want.

>>213597326
I know I can, but is one statement better for me to believe than the other?

If truth is what you seek, then the examined life will only take you on a long ride to the limits of solitude and leave you by the side of the road with your truth and nothing else.

/Philm/ won

>>213597386
It doesn't have to be about the big, bad truth, it can about and indeed more often is about true statements and theories without which we would lack any means of functioning in life.

>>213597483
Most people learn to save themselves by artificially limiting the content of consciousness.

>>213597368
Sure. Your fixation on objectivity seems to have led you to begin dissecting your experience on the earth like a child with a trapped bug in the playground. You are going to die without ever living your "objective reality", you will never think solely in colours, you will never be the robot you want to be. But it doesn't really matter in the end. Persist on into your own personal struggle at your own whim. In terms of unprovable faiths, it's only marginally worse than being a Christcuck.

All I want from life is to smoke, fuck, and hang out with my chicken

>>213597555
Yeah, that's partially what I'm getting at talking about "the big, bad truth" (most people would rather not think about something like eliminative materialism for example). The vast majority of truths that we traffic in a both apparently trivial and indispensable.

>>213597570
I'm not the original guy, I just think that denying objective reality altogether beyond physics dealing with atoms is as destructive and incoherent as denying any import to our own subjectivity.

>>213597783
*are both

The Canadian actress Sara Montpetit

>>213597953
Looks like a Leaf Indian here

The Canadian actress Sarah Gadon

>>213598065
Looks like an aryan princess here

>>213597953
>>213597570
Has anyone ever told you how cute your file naming scheme is? I use it too, but usually dropping the first of the following:
>name of the subject at hand (nickname preferred)
>personal annotation with no regard to rules of the english language

Hey babe, the sky's on fire
I'm dying, ain't I?

Lovely threads on the 'log today

>>213596523
>>213598007
>>213597740

>>213597953
Kissable Canuck.

Balkans chart is done. I'm still in the process of getting names for the next chart, Southern Europe, so if you've got any directors from any of the following countries, let me know
>Andorra
>Cyprus
>Gibraltar
>Italy
>Malta
>Monaco
>Portugal
>San Marino
>Spain
>Vatican City
also, the Central Europe chart is now up on letterboxd
https://letterboxd.com/filmcharts/list/film-s-trip-around-the-world-central-europe/

>>213598123
I love adding dumb jokes in the filenames.

>>213598242
>Vatican City

>>213597953
>>213598207
Her face looks face if that makes any sense, it doesn't look real, wtf.

>>213596498
>haven't decided if in an ideal society, art should be allowed
Commie fascist authoritarian faggot.

>>213598207
Mikey Montpetit

>>213597953
Regal and stately ethnic Canadian whose family has been in the land since the 1500s when the French first dropped anchor there and no doubt has indigenous admixture from a couple hundred years of colonial rule

>>213598065
Homely and undignified British-Italian slapper who should be deported

>>213597124
It obviously does exist or you'd never feel confident getting on a plane or having surgery under anaesthesia.

>The entire thing is already fake if any artifice is involved. I do not understand your position.
Of course there are gradations. Live uncut footage is more true than a documentary, which is more true than a faithful biopic, which is more true than a 5 minute music video.

>I haven't decided if in an ideal society, art should be allowed at all
Well if i'm being moderate, only grounded character dramas in the vein of Ozu/Rohmer/Cassavetes would be permitted in my Plato's republic, as far as filmed fiction goes. I haven't made up my mind yet. I truly think the vast majority of media is detrimental to the human mind.

ok.ru is kill
what do

>>213598639
Zoomers love using this word for some reason.

>>213598676
It's more of an americanism that zoomers who live through tiktok adopted

>>213598405
The Vatican City has three movies registered with UNESCO’s film colection on world cinema

https://www.icheckmovies.com/lists/unescos+memory+of+the+world/

>Pastor Angelicus, 1942
>conclave and election of Pius XII, 1939
>Leone xiii, 1896

>>213598405
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t99cgefDHXE&pp=0gcJCf8Ao7VqN5tD

>>213598803
finna log this on the boxd to pad out the numbers

>>213598461
Such a qt

>>213585885
Was it this one where they had a literal cardboard cutout of Bruce?

>>213586333
>kaiba special summons obelisk
>i simply kaiju over it
heh

No

>>213598628
.

>>213599008
No that’s his final film game of death this film is with an actor playing Bruce Lee based on the book by his wife Linda. It is a great blend of kung fu and romantic drama.

One thing I will say is worth watching alone for is the score. It is genuine S tier.

>>213599032
Ain’t no kaijus in 2005 nighuh you gotta be playing reasoning gate turbo or some yata loop shieeeeeet

>>213598824
I thought you were taking the piss but
https://boxd.it/aBuc

>>213599392
I found out a way to fix it.

My bad, the YouTube video anon posted isn't even on there. This is the version I linked:
https://player.bfi.org.uk/free/film/watch-pope-leo-xiii-being-seated-bestowing-blessing-1898-online

Has there ever been a pope with a full head of hair?

over the course of the last 8 months I've experienced my atheism be put to question
i'm not close to being religious, be it Christian or any other religion, but I no longer feel certain in my disbelief and rejection towards any supernatural or higher form of experience

>>213600653
Cool.

>>213600653
>a woman’s place belongs in the kitchen making sandwiches
Tarkovsky in this probably
Based

Dare I say it
Bbbbb basedo

>>213600220
No. Saint Peter actually set the precedent that every Pope shall be graced with a hairline that is properly fucked.

I miss da Huppertposts

>>213600786
They're just a post away.

I really really need to fucking rewatch this

>>213600220
Maybe the female one.

>>213600818
Read this post to the tune of Gimme Shelter.

>>213600865
Have you seen Amour? Unlike La Pianiste, she doesn't have the lead role in it, but her presence automatically elevates any project she's attached to.

>>213600996
>her presence automatically elevates any project she's attached to
The anti-nastassja kinski then?

absolutely GOAT filmed theatre

Nasponies?

>>213600786
Just to clarify what I meant: I miss the birthday announcements...

Why were Hitchcock's hands so massive

>>213600996
>Read this post to the tune of Gimme Shelter.
Based. The Stones are /film/, right? I'm a Beatlebro but Jagger was originally supposed to star in Fitzcarraldo and I've always liked them.
>Have you seen Amour?
I haven't seen that one but I agree with you on her presence for sure. It's damn near impossible to upstage Isabelle, honestly. I'll download Amour and check it out sometime.

Rip yusaku matauda
Rip bruce lee

Kill every waifufag. These guys are like cockroaches, for real; not a single post of value itt.

>>213587851
So filtered

>>213601851
The Beatles were the better band, but the Stones were way more /film/. And I'm not just saying this because of the Scorsese connection.

Evening Gadonbros

>>213600865
Nah you don't.

>>213600996
>her presence automatically elevates any project she's attached to.
Very true, very true.

>>213601055
Nice to see another Cottafavichad here.

>>213601778
He played bass.

>>213601778
They weren't. The rest of him was just small

>>213602113
She looks a bit better than usual here. Who's the chick on the right meant to be?

Just call me Hitch. Hold the Cock.

My niggas I just made a bowl of popcorn and I drenched in mean DRENCHED that shit in butter and salt and I FUCKED THAT SHIT UP nigga.
I just blanked out on 13 minutes of a film scan of the godfather for this sublime feeling

>>213603362
Nobody cares Dungo

>>213603408
I do care; that post mogs all of your OBSESSED posts.

>>213601731
That's another 'fubro… we all work different shifts and sometimes end up going off script, didn't you know?

>>213603702
AI gen'd scripts I see... because shit is ASS!

>>213603804
Very clever of you to reply with an AI gen'd post. 2meta4me

>>213603834
This niggas getting old

>>213603883
Good post.
t. AI gen'd poster.

>>213603834
Hi, King.

>>213603917
A daring synthesis

>>213603917
Lmao

>>213603362
Shit, forgot to add this pic of my lunch earlier. Wellesmaxxing rn, only RN know fr fr

>>213604480
This what I call a real /film/ post.

>>213604520
That's funny because I nicked it from /hor/.

>>213604480
Shieeeeet y’all know how to make a niggas mouth water

>>213604594
But being honest, for all of its tasty flavor, that food isn't very balanced or healthy. I'd rather have some jamaican shit with rice, oxtail and salad.

Just go to sleep costaricanon.

>>213604737
I'm just surprised he's not calling me a pedo for once.

>>213604856
Aren't you?

>Speedy Gonzales montage
>Shots lasts half a second on average
>Mostly close-ups
>Almost non-stop music
I feel seasick (cinesick?). You'd expect someone who came from theater to not engage in this type of nonsense. You can't even get a sense of the costume and set designs because it cuts before you can even register what you're seeing. You can't get a sense of anything actually, just disorientation. Disgusting.

You MTV-brained montagefags would love it.

>>213604628
Jaa mahn dahnt fahget too pahss tha blunt

Rasta/film/ WILL NEVER be a thing.

The first time I had sex with a girl I went way harder than she wanted and enjoyed each time she cried more and more. I liked seeing her pained face, but also understanding the fact that she was a victim unwilling to defend herself: she didn't lift a finger.
When time for conclussion was to pass, I put all my force inside of her, and I came inside against her will. She had a startled "deer in the headlights look in her face", which suddenly turned to terror. I mockingly asked her "what? what's wrong? what's gonna happen?", and she only said "nothing", shyly.

Films for this real life feel?

>>213605105
We already had nigga/film/ it was peak.

>>213605239
You need help, not film.

>>213605239
Sixteen Candles.

>>213605366
You always feel most alive when you're one step away from death.

>>213585812 (OP)
Contrivance in music or camera direction that breaks immersion and makes obvious that it tries to force an emotional reaction in the viewer

>QOTD
bad pacing

I put the cock in Alfred Hitchcock
>>213601731
I'll get back to it once I'm awake. Your kind comment inspires me to stop slacking.

>>213606326
I like the birthday posts too.

Here are the /film/ birthdays for August 12th:

Happy birthday Cecil B. DeMille (b. 1881)
Happy birthday Pauline Frederick (b. 1883)
Happy birthday Jane Wyatt (b. 1910)
Happy birthday Cantinflas (b. 1911)
Happy birthday Samuel Fuller (b. 1912)
Happy birthday Richard L. Bare (b. 1913)
Happy birthday Marjorie Reynolds (b. 1917)
Happy birthday John Derek (b. 1926)
Happy birthday John Cazale (b. 1935)
Happy birthday George Hamilton (b. 1939)
Happy birthday Deborah Walley (b. 1941)
Happy birthday Chen Kaige (b. 1952)
Happy birthday Dominique Swain (b. 1980)

And here are the /film/ obituaries for August 12th:

Rest in peace Henry Fonda (d. 1982, heart disease)
Rest in peace Dorothy Mackaill (d. 1990, liver failure)
Rest in peace Loretta Young (d. 2000, ovarian cancer)
Rest in peace Lauren Bacall (d. 2014, stroke)

This was a very weird adaptation, they decided to portray the story as very sinister, and the choices they made for Alice were very strange, she acts like a confrontational bitch the whole way, there's no sense of curiosity or wonder, nor even scare or aprehension, she seems nothing but completely annoyed by the whole ordeal, everytime she opens her mouth she speaks with anger in her voice, and the girl's performance is quite wooden (which she was probably instructed to be). Also, whomever was responsible for the soundtrack being pajeet music should be shot in the head. Basically every choice in this was wrong.

The girl was cute but she looks a bit like my cousin Gustavo did as a kid, they have the same eyes and chin, plus he had very long hair when we were kids and every old person always thought he was a girl (now he's bald and shaves his head, kek), so even that i couldn't enjoy much.

Doesn't actually surprise me so many /tv/ and reddit fags have this as the best Alice adaptation, but Svankmajer and Disney are both a million times better and more imaginative. I have three other Alice adaptations downloaded, i think all silents, or at least two of the three, we shall see about those.

It is but a TV movie anyway, so. But then again so is this >>213601055, so that's no excuse.

>>213606780
>Dominique Swain
Nice.
>Samuel Fuller
Nicer. Was talking about him earlier, i actually got to indirectly ask a question to Robert Carradine some hours ago, i said i always mix up the Carradines and asked if he was the one who was in Street of No Return by Sam Fuller and he said that no, he's the one in Big Red One by Sam Fuller, kek. Guess Street of No Return was Keith.

rolling for a movie to watch, 0 is viewer's choice.

>>213607032
Do you make any other posts in these threads other than these?

>>213607057
don't worry about it

>>213607076
>Xiaoxiao
Shooter?

Not sure if nobody just bothered to point it out or if I hid it too well, but you've all been getting ponied since July 21st when the original file was created. Check the 'chives.

>>213594732
sounds like a mix of cronenberg's crash and the shrouds

>>213607194
You hid it too well but also we don't care.

>>213607429
I'm a part of the collective we and I care.

Good morning my Jesuit brothers and Jansenite sisters. My philosemite cousins...

In my sleep I realised that The 'Brick is in fact God, after many midwit years of writing him off as a pseud. I thought he was God in my formative years too. I wonder if it's a sign that I'm about to die, that I'm coming so full-circle. What happens when it closes? Who nose.

When is the next /film/ canon being created

>>213607649
never

>>213604578
i thought cabinbro finally got some taste and came to /film/ but then i remembered that /film/ sucks and he would fit right in here with you pretentious, wigger lot.

>>213607870
Just shut yo ass up lil bro

>>213607663
the last one was rigged by tsaifag who spammed ballots for goodbye dragon inn, a movie that is clearly not in the entire thread userbase's top 10

>>213608180
And what makes you think this pos won't do it again and won't be joined in samefagging by others trying to push their shitty favorites

>>213603474
it's out!

You ain't reading all that, but it's for /philm/ acolytes only.

>>213608325
schizojew pals, we eatin good

uoh

>>213605075
Now watch the Schroeter one.

>>213600102
How? VPN?

ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT??

>>213608630
Name?

>>213609849
>Name?
Μικρές Αφροδίτες

>>213609401
https://m.ok.ru/video/[number]
simple as

>>213610104
I believe the second word is Aphrodites

>>213607649
for what purpose?

>>213610355
so we get to see the 'fufag's top 10

>>213610377
then just get them to list them here. I don't think anyone wants a new canon vote besides you

The only problem is low-trust riggers.

Riggers = low-trust society

>>213610565
riggers are what make it a /film/ canon. if you don't want riggers, reddit might be more your speed

bump

I recall someone recreated a movie with scenes from many other movies. I can't find it because search engines are useless now. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

>>213610584
>shit is what makes it /film/
That's why we wipe it off the floor. If you don't like improvement, shutting the fuck up might be more your speed

>>213610377
>>213610399
I offer you the fruits of my labor
1. The Human Condition (1959-1961)
2. Il Decameron (1971)
3. Beneath the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
4. Land of Broken Hearts (2024)
5. Heaven's Gate (1980)
6. Farewell My Concubine (1993)
7. Merci la vie (1991)
8. The Red and the White (1967)
9. Help Me, Eros (2007)
10. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

a freak just hit the second tower

>>213611593
Was it Final Cut: Ladies and Gentlemen?

>>213612675
We got the joke a while ago, lil bro.

>>213612845
Uhmmm no we didn't

>>213612872
Uhmmm us Gadonbros get every joke before it's even posted

Which Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is the best to watch on youtube?

Greed status?

>>213607076
I enjoyed this movie, thought it was cute

>>213613021
The Quinoa Lobster one

>>213613452
Cute feet?

>>213611654
>Help Me, Eros
Literally just Lee aping Tsai Ming-liang

>>213611654
Only slightly less embarrassing than kinskifags list.

>>213614021
Are we doing this again?

The only way to make a fair /film/ canon

chart without riggers is for each user list

to attach a waifu or some other

identifying avatar so that duplicates

and unidentified user lists get rejected

It keeps things fair and structured.

That way someone coming in with a convenient brand new waifu (list spammers) will get rejected because in order for the list to be accepted the waifu needs to have had some kind of presence here in the past

Also waifus and other characters have established tastes and sensibilities. If something feels off we can more easily determine the credibility of lists

One or two of you care way too much about this so-called /film/ """canon"""

In the event of waifu stealing in order to spam a second list. One can challenge with their own list. And whichever list sounds more appropriate to the correct waifufag will get their list counted. That way we know the regulars are actually in charge.

>>213613452
does the west even make such cute movies any more or have they been fully relegated to the east?

If one has no waifu or uses a horse or other identifiable avatar to post. The same rules apply. However waifus tend to be an easier identity mark.

>>213614021
His list was respectable and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Once Cheatanon arrives the polling can commence so far only Dallefag has been counted

Gadonbake almost ready

>>213614502
Stick your head in the oven instead retard

>>213614457
I'm already here, and I'm one of the anons saying there is no point in a new /film/ canon, especially with all these retarded rules. if you want it, run it yourself

Seanpony...?

>>213614021
It's way more actually.

>>213608969
Will do.

We're all way more here.

>>213611654
This mfer has a film from 2024 on his top 10 lmao.

>>213614996
Have you seen the film in question?

>new therefore bad
the absolute state

>>213614779
make it a 2024 edition

>>213615083
It's true though. Everything after 1995 is a glib facsimile.

>>213615117
Watch more films.

>>213615083
Not what was said.

So, nobody's baking?

NEW
>>213608586
>>213608586
>>213608586

>>213615223
/film/ ends here.

>>213615241
wrong thread
>>213583829

>>213615264
Now this is more like it

>>213615241
Think he ever whacked off to the film? I would've.

Kind of crazy for Oreo not to think about the fact that doing a hardcore threesome with blacks might get her son bullied.

>>213615297
She had her priorities and you can't judge, chud.

I'm baking the new.

>>213615152
I will watch more films made before 1995. Hell, make it 1993 since you're such a little offended pissbaby. I shit on the 21st Century.

>>213615314
The entire film is basically a soft core porno though.

Fr fr why would you film the Oreo scene when blacked already exists. Like what’s the point lmao

>>213615398
NEW
>>213615398
NEW
>>213615398
NEW

>>213615387
Blacked wasn't a thing back then, in a sense you could say Von Trier is the godfather of Blacked.com.

>>213615430
There was blacked porn before blacked. It just wasn’t intentionally made to be a Mossad psyop.

Baking something that won't get nuked

>>213615455
I gotchu
>>213615443

bump