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Anonymous No.213587150 >>213587230 >>213587519 >>213587575 >>213588221 >>213588406 >>213588484
I’m going to steal your ideas, your recipes and your name.
Anonymous No.213587216 >>213588496
I like to think of the cashier as a Sphinx like creature that tests Ray Kroc with riddles.
Anonymous No.213587230
>>213587150 (OP)
>I'm Ray Speedee now
Anonymous No.213587252
Founder 2: Rise of the Colonel
Anonymous No.213587357 >>213587403
>I'm going to make you obscenely fucking rich
>Like rich rich
>Richer than you could ever possibly imagine
>Try to imagine how rich you could ever be and it will be more rich than that
>And famous too
>Literally everyone on Planet Earth will eat your food and your recipes
>Everyone will know your name for the remainder of human history
>The definition of the American Dream
>And I too will get rich
>We will open countless charities and bring economic prosperity, jobs, and wealth to literally millions of people all across the Earth
>You and your name shall be responsible for giving hundreds of thousands, no, millions of people employment and opportunity
>Later, you'll get a little bit tired of it and wax nostalgic like a bitch about being small town burger bro
>You'll try to put the toothpaste back in the tube and I'll have to stop you
>I'll still leave you alive with millions of dollars in severance
>All I'll keep is a namesake you openly don't want
>Somehow, this will make me the bad guy
Anonymous No.213587403
>>213587357
>imagine capitalism brain rotting you this much where you don't understand that the movie is the exact opposite theme of this greentext
Anonymous No.213587519 >>213587566
>>213587150 (OP)
>I’m going to steal your ideas, your recipes and your name.
But he didn't. He bought them. There is, like, an entire conversation scene where they ask him why he didn't just steal what he saw that day.
Are shitposters not watching the movies they are meming about? I'm shocked. Truly.
Anonymous No.213587566
>>213587519
Did he buy that guy’s wife too?
Anonymous No.213587575
>>213587150 (OP)
What about their boots and their motorcycle?
Anonymous No.213588221
>>213587150 (OP)
>You serve food.... Here? In this tiny building?
Anonymous No.213588406
>>213587150 (OP)
>I'm gunna become a fish, become flat, and take over your habit.
Anonymous No.213588484
>>213587150 (OP)
>So I just put it in my mouth?
Anonymous No.213588496
>>213587216
kek