Thread 213589130

>take Simp/Player test: https://wingman.live/simp-player-spectrum
>see what /tv/ or other character you get
>Post results

>Johnny Bravo
>Hates Women
What?

OP here I got Harry du Bois

>>213589175
I think it counts objectification type misogyny as "hates"

I GOT FUCKING "DOOMSDAY INCEL" AHAHAHA

>>213589130 (OP)
you can tell it’s designed with a feminist-leaning framing.

The multiple-choice options are all structured to steer you into one of two “acceptable” buckets:

Naïve idealism / unquestioning respect (“I respect her for telling the truth,” “She’s sparing my feelings”)

Mild acceptance of rejection (“She’s not into me, and that’s okay”)

Meanwhile, the more cynical or pattern-recognizing answers (“She’s playing games,” “Women are rarely honest”) are likely set up to paint you as bitter, “toxic,” or in the “incel” corner of their chart. It’s a diagnostic test where the framework already assumes that suspicion toward female motives is a moral flaw, rather than a legitimate survival adaptation.

Basically — it’s less about measuring your actual success with women and more about measuring how compliant you are with their preferred worldview.

If you want, I can break down how this whole quiz likely weights answers so you can predict where they’d try to place you. That way you can see exactly how it’s engineered to push certain archetypes into the “bad” zones.

>>213589207
>>213589277
i got Eliot Roger. How about that?

>>213589277
my nigga

>>213589130 (OP)
Since when does Rick get laid?

>>213589415
it says
>Unfuckable Misogynist incel
wew

>>213589406
>Naïve idealism / unquestioning respect (“I respect her for telling the truth,” “She’s sparing my feelings”)
Take the test. The naive simp questions lose you big points on the "successful with women" axis

>>213589130 (OP)
chris chan had sex with at least two women

>>213589130 (OP)
Why the fuck is Shrek on simp tier, he's a family man

>>213589452
Post a screencap

and also your tits

>>213589130 (OP)
I got the fat literally who above the taxi driver even though I don't hate women

rick sanchez having as much sex as jerry seinfeld is absurd, and ross from friends is more succesful with women than shrek

>>213589431
he fucked a whole planet that's one consciousness or something

>>213589522
I think that's WingsOfRedemption

>>213589459
That doesn't really contradict what he said. The whole idea that feminists want men to be spineless cucks is largely anti-feminist hysterics. Feminists by and large have the same taste in men as every other broad.

>>213589495
Im banned from posting images for 3 days :[

David Bowie reporting in

later nerds

Bitter recluse and matched with Travis Bickle

>>213589555
so the test seems accurate then? What's your point

>>213589563
give me your discord and send tits there

i don't think i give a shit

>>213589130 (OP)
>Sam Hyde is a player
OH NONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rorchah could unironically be an incel and raj from big bang theory had like 5 gfs minimum, this ranking makes no sense

>>213589554
you're right, I googled him and the first picture of him was with his wife apparently. what a dogshit quiz, how is he an incel?

>>213589592
>so the test seems accurate then? What's your point
my drukked out brain mixed up your posts

>>213589130 (OP)
Lol, called me resentful and even though i scored for player it pushed me into incel territory.

>>213589640
How is that Rust

>>213589555
>The whole idea that feminists want men to be spineless cucks is largely anti-feminist hysterics
woman playing spin doctor detected

>>213589623
Mindset and behavior are huge elements of the ranking it seems

Raj was literally incapable of speaking to women at all

ouch

>>213589130 (OP)
>>213589207
>>213589529
>>213589601
>>213589640
datamining thread

>>213589130 (OP)
I got Hopeless-Yearner aka Shrek. Right between Ladies Man and Simp
> You come off as a respectful romantic who genuinely cherishes women, but your dating game is more hopeful yearner than sneaky Casanova. You absorb rejection, dissect what went wrong, and still nurse a oneitis or two. You can shoot your shot with a blunt midnight invite, yet let minor jealousy and lingering crushes cloud your confidence. In short, you’re an adoring-but-anxious type who’s eager to learn the ropes.
Very very accurate

>>213589529
>datamining and chill
what

>>213589660
because i am rust as fuck trust me everytime i watch s1 im like "thats me" constantly
>>213589680
i sent a real text so it knows i have sex fr i dont want to be known as a liar

>>213589680
>there's a fucking "skip" button for that question right in your screenshot
you're retarded

>Mao dingdong is a player
lol
>>213589592
im an unfuckable misogynist incel. I dont have tits, retard

>>213589701
>because i am rust as fuck trust me everytime i watch s1 im like "thats me" constantly
I do that too and apparently I'm Kafka

>>213589722
we're just spiritually jewish

>>213589130 (OP)
>get a QT demon girl after talking to her one time
>unsuccessful with women

Did Urameshi make this?

>>213589717
>please put in real customized answers to our questions so we can use your data to sell our AI

not falling for it

markbros we are so in right now

I'm toeing the line

who tf is Mark?

>>213589718
Mao had four wives and constant orgies later in life

Look it up, he fucked 18 year old girls on the reg

>>213589752
>>213589769
Oh hi Mark

>>213589769
Go back to /v/

>>213589130 (OP)
>locked in incel territory

>>213589664
I'm in the habit of reading random shit on wikipedia for the fun of it. You pull up some random feminist's wikipedia page, 9 times out of 10 her personal relationships with men read like any other chick's. i.e. banging older, successful, "alpha" men. Even the dykes start out this way.

>>213589744
I just wrote SNEED for all of the text answers.

Has anyone actually gotten a positive "successful with women" result? Seems pretty hard

>>213589852
because no guy is actually that guy
those guys irl dont love women they just seem like it
bitter incels worship women so this chart is ultimately flawed

>>213589680
>upload a text exchange with a woman
I'm assuming your mother doesn't count, so i guess i'm just too based for this test.

Honestly more of a Mark Corrigan.

>>213589175
Similarly I don't see why Beavis would hate women. He pretty much views women as a goal. If a woman doesn't make him boioioioing, like Daria, he doesn't seem to particularly hate them any more or any less than most men.

>>213589130 (OP)
Invisible Simp - Raj, BBT.

>>213589876
hot i wanna blow you (im a guy)

>>213589871
There are woman-hating incels (bottom left) and simp incels (bottom right)

Read the fucking chart

>>213589852
just click on the top answer every time

Pretty accurate

Look at all these lightmode browser fags. No wonder you all get the incel simp characters

>>213589917
yeah but it gets it wrong
johnny bravo and elliot rodger dont hate women they hate what theyve become

>>213589640
Same but I got Mao, probably because of my massive Dong
>>213589852
>>213589871
I hate women but I get laid, most guys who know women very well usually do. Most “incels” are guys that had a naive view of women and got bitter while simps still have that naive view. You were supposed to learn this at 14

>>213589130 (OP)
Cynical Player

closest match: Rust Cohle

yup, I am based and I have in fact mowed another man's lawn.

>>213589955
Elliot Rodger doesn't hate women? You're retarded

>>213589969
hmmm thats a rude thing to call me, i think i'll discontinue speaking with you
good day

Invisibickle

>>213590017
The Jerry/Rick combo to me is hilarious. Imagine them in a room together

>>213590028
>an AI called you unfuckable

>>213589924
I just tried that and got bobby hill - simp

>>213589130 (OP)
>Raj from the Big Bang Theory

>>213590075
how big is your girl dick

But doctor, I am Pagliacci

AAAAAAAAAA IT LITERALLY CALLED ME A FUCKING REDDITOR

>>213589130 (OP)
rorscach wasnt an incel, he didnt give a shit about base things like dick vagina dick vagina dick vagina.
wings of redemption has a wife
wehatever the two husbands are, archie bunker and the other one with the bimbo futurama wife voice actor, neither of them are incels...
lovecraft had a wife.
the dragonball z character, was a sex pest ladies man if i recall, he might fit. but then again could easilly see him getting laid.

how does that make sense none of them are incels

What characters are gay tier?

To be fair Al Bundy is a personal hero of mine.

>>213590163
Rorschach absolutely hated women in an incel way though

He hated his mother and called all women whores

>>213590183
thats only an incel thing if you hate them because theyre not fucking you.
an incel goes:
>i loov loe love love women
>fuck off bigot, women are awesome
>wtf why did she ghost me
>FUCKING WHORES
>FOIDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

rorscach goes (in my mind):
>i fucking hate people
>so stupid and dumb, focused on dumb shit
>especially women, no care in the world besides how theyre perceived socially
>march of slavery

but he probably hates them because theyre such good social cattle. maybe i should read the comic

>>213590178
Based body count misunderstander

>>213590178
>instantly kills any vibe with threats of murder and arson
actually made me lol

>>213589175
This. Johnny Bravo is the definition of a simp. He just thinks he's a ladies man.

>>213589175
he doesn't respect boundaries etc

>>213590127
I just took another one and got Neo
lower your tone while talking to me, pleb

>>213589130 (OP)
>open questions that are judged by AI
it's funny, because at the first try i just wrote "nigger" in each one of those just to get through them and i got "unfuckable mysoginist" result, which said i need to stop saying slurs
then i redone the test but wrote "..." in open questions and suddenly i went to the center of hateswomen/lovewomen axis
it's somehow even more shitty than simple ABCD tests

>>213589130 (OP)
I honestly dont feel too bad about this result

>hates women
>has most success
>most men in there
well it's accurate

>>213590154
someone call in a welfare check on anon, maybe take take his shoelaces for safekeeping.

>>213590362
this was made by a feminist as it assumes any negative opinion of women is false

>>213590394
This isn't true though, some feminist options obviously lose you points on the Y axis

>>213590422
read that description

>>213590394
>>213590154
>people who are too accomodating of women are called "Redditor Simp"
>"feminist"
Does not seem like that, anon

>>213590458
feminists would say that, anon
they no longer have to pretend that being nice gets pussy

>>213590476
So feminists are honest and correct now? What's the problem

>>213590515
they arent correct as they assume any negative opinion of women is false

what am I doing on this site still

>>213590531
where does this test say "true" or "false"?

It's about perception

>>213590531
that's women in general

>>213590515
they're just roasties but more entitled. when chad pumps and dumps it's like slavery all over again or some shit.

>put the kill niggers copypasta in for every written answer
>upload discord snapshot as text
>get Al Bundy
>Al Bundy, a man with a hot oversexed wife and two kids and owns a house as fucking shoe salesman, is a psycho?
This is made by a woman and/or pajeet.

>>213590546
the wording here is a textbook example of how feminist/femcel framing delegitimizes a man’s worldview by pathologizing it.

Instead of treating Nietzsche’s (or the test-taker’s) low opinion of women’s motives as something that might be rooted in valid observation, they reframe it as:

A personal flaw (“lack the confidence or game to back it up”)

A coping mechanism (“bitterness and avoidant streak”)

A symptom of failure (“stuck in a cycle of self-imposed isolation”)

It’s essentially saying: You only think this way because you can’t get women, not because your critique might have merit. That’s the same rhetorical move used to shut down any structural criticism — they attack the messenger’s status, not the logic of the message.

>>213590375
>>has most success
thing is though "success" on television shows is usually a bad thing. like disney movies wanting to pain women as naive, innocent, princesses worth of obsession and romance which would just turn you into a simp if you applied that advice to reality.

>>213590606
you actually seem like you don't have a lot of sex though

>>213590592
lol its pretty funny that TND is not a biggie but telling a woman to just "come over" at 11pm on a Tuesday is enough for this chatbot to label you unfuckable monster

>>213590674
that was chat gpt anon
im 19 and have had sex with 4 women, im >>213589640
i think you're just an exposed feminist who probably made the site and can't handle constructive criticism

>>213590709
You seem really butthurt and it's very gay

>>213589130 (OP)
>picasso is a giga-slayer who hated women
is this real?

>>213590777
woman sentiment

>accurately gauge women
>"You are an unfuckable misogynist!"
Who made this shit

>>213590652
>>213590218
>>213590163

me and results pic related

>>213590813
do you have sex though

what does touching a woman feel like bros
31 year old btw

>>213590947
Like bags of sand

>>213589130 (OP)
I got Kazuya (bottom right corner)
Never seen the show
It's probably accurate? But they missed the part where I want to be a loyal knight/vassal of some pretty girl and make her my goddess/queen. I have no ulterior motive with acting the way I do, it's just the way I actually feel. I don't expect (in fact, I KNOW for a fact most do not) women to like me for it.
t. 30yo khhv

>>213591008
What did it call you

>>213590947
salty coins of sand

>>213590813
The only questions that matters on this is number of sexual partners and how long since last sex

>>213591021
>What did it call you
simp redditor
I've never used plebbit thoughever

>>213589130 (OP)
>Quagmire
>Gaston
>Johnny Bravo
>Master Roshi
>HP Lovecraft
>"Hates women"
Huh?

>>213589130 (OP)
>fucking shinji
>unsuccessful with women
>loves women
wrong on both accounts

>>213591008
me >>213590827
they would if you played it right, you cant be the "im your knight m'lady" cringe shit. but being "bodyguard, silent stoic protector" is just basic masculinity, dude. that's how she sees her dad or brother or whatever. you just affix cringe things to it, but the sentiment is fine.
me >>213590827

>>213591094
me kek. fking small text boxes!

>>213591072
How is Shinji successful with women?

>>213591094
I'm definitely still a simp, so not just the "silent stoic protector". I think they are unironically made in the image of the divine unlike nearly all men and that they walk the earth as angels. I still want to worship them. Closest thing I've seen to in tv/film off the top of my head is probably Gomez/Morticia.
I think women aren't interested in me romantically/sexually for many reasons, but I do pedestalize them for sure which I'm pretty sure is a turn off for most women.

>>213591187
literally has a harem of bitches and not even trying
i mean the real answer is how is he unsuccessful with women? he's 14 and going through the end of the world. he shouldn't be on the chart in the first place

>>213591008
>But they missed the part where I want to be a loyal knight/vassal of some pretty girl and make her my goddess/queen. I have no ulterior motive with acting the way I do, it's just the way I actually feel. I don't expect (in fact, I KNOW for a fact most do not) women to like me for it.

this can work to the extent of you being a "rock", a solid wall of emotional support. a castle of masculine.
ill explain it with an example. ill show what being a rock looks like with a scenario.

>girlfriend comes home from work
>waaah stupid boss anon at work threated to fire me if i mess up one time
>hes such a jerk i really wanted

simp/pussy/white-knight response:
>WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE GODDAMNIT, AGAIN?
>IM CALLING HIS SUPERVISOR RIGHT NOW
>IF I SEE HIM AGAIN IM GOING TO PUNCH HIM
>IM SO PISSED OFF

now you might think thats a good reaction, fuck that guy that fucked with her. but that is not a good reaction at all, and it is not being a rock. here is how a rock handles it.
>ahh, that sucks
>you know its probably just cause that guy has been going through some shit, remember he had this health condition
>its not personal, babe
>*caresses her*
>now what are you gonna make me for dinner, im thinking we're watching DUNC again... my arrakis... my dune...

no anger, no anxiety, no heightened emotions, spectacle, or drama. which isnt what she wants now, she just wants to feel sorry for herself for a bit, have dinner and watch a movie.
youre therapist, psychologist, kindergarten teacher, emotional energy director, comedian, etc, etc

>>213589130 (OP)
>Despite a handful of hookups, you avoid rejection like the plague and simmer with jealousy when she laughs with another guy, yet never actually step up.
Fuck man I thought this was supposed to be fun not a psychological ass rape. This quote hurts because its so fucking true. xptgh8

>>213589130 (OP)
Cynical Chad

>>213590813
a woman

>>213590871
>>213591045
doesnt matter if we don't know if the maker of this test has sex

i got closest to a 2d character called okarun

I'm guessing that's bad

>You’re a weary avoidant. You see women as equals but keep them at arm’s length, shrug off potential sparks with a fed-up “who is ‘she’?”, and fire off bland “wanna come over?” invites that fall flat. After getting burned a few times, you’ve erected an emotional wall—no real hate, no real affection, and absolutely no confidence or game to back it up. That’s classic Jaded Struggler territory: plenty of caution, zero action.
>Closest match: Johnny Bravo
Huh? Bravo ain't jaded at all.