>So do I have to say anything to the burger afterward?

shitty forced meme

>>213590660
who hurt you?

I just had a No. 9 with a medium Coke.

>>213590637 (OP)
>i have to eat the bag and cup?

>>213590637 (OP)
>what do I do with the food?

>I click get captcha????

The best part was when he ripped off the McDonald’s guys then divorced his wife when he got successful. He seemed like a decent fellow.

>I used to be Batman you know

>wait a minute, you cook the food fast because.... huh? how??

>can I haz cheezburger?

>>213590868
His wife was a nagging cunt who shit all over his goals despite the fact he seemed to be keeping her in a fairly comfortable lifestyle.
But yes his business ethics were questionable.

>>213590825
>Don't worry, verification isn't required.

Has there ever been a more boomer man than Ray Kroc?

>>213591011
And we're ever thankful for him

>>213590934
And then he married a woman that gave all his money to NPR.

There are at most three different IPs in this thread. Me, the first reply and OP samefagging.

>>213590660
>so i just.... get angry and post anything?

>So, you have to exclusively hire Indians to staff these?

>>213591011

John Wayne. although he's more of a boomer icon i guess

>>213591011

he was born in 1902. which post-war baby boom was that?

>>213592304
uhh.... Napoleonic?

>Alright I came in the sandwich. Do you want it back now or...?

>>213590637 (OP)
>Am I… am I supposed to open the bag with my penis?

>"So you're telling me it's only a quarter pound BEFORE it's cooked?

>>213591986
>this building is only ten feet wide, no way you're fitting more than 3-4 Mexicans in there

This was literally me when i got the mcgriddle on promotion here in australia last month. How the fuck do you eat it without a knife and fork?

>So how do your stop the nogs from breaking the self-service kiosks?

>“Excuse me sir. I ordered a burger, fries, and a coke. Why did you give me a paper bag and a cardboard cylinder with a plastic disk? I think the only fair compensation for this injustice is allowing me to become the new head of this restaurant and claim to be its founder”

>is the cheese on the burger? Is the cheese... IN the burger?? Where is the cheese...? I didn't order a cheeseburger

>I’m sorry sir we can’t serve your <redacted> wife and daughter here it’s against the laws and customs of this state

>btw her bwc boyfriend shoots webs out his wrists

>fast food huh? so am I shitting it out in two minutes?

You guys aren't funny at all. Just wanted you to know.

>>213594255
> do you just say "You guys aren't funny at all. Just wanted you to know."

I am never watching this movie but I like the memes

>Ayyo cuhh you got sum chicken and waffles back dere?

>what's a Jew doing selling Bibles?

How do you respond without sounding mad?

>>213594675
>Anything to make a buck

>>213592553
kek

>If I took that hat off, would you die?

>s-so do I pull my horse up to the next window?

McDonald's was supposed to have AI ordering, firing all cashiers like a year ago. Where is it??

>>213594255
Bold of you to think it's more than one guy.

>>213590868
What man in his right mind would want to stay married to that ugly hagraven Laura Dern?

>>213595010
They did it, AI is just so shit that you didn't notice the difference

I can make like six massive burgers with all the fries and soda I want, for the price of one shitty McD meal these days

>>213594255
Where do I put the jokes?

Has anyone here started doing this? What have the results been?

>What?
>What the fuck are you trying to pull on me here with your demonic black magic witchcraft I just ordered this food theres no way it can just appear infront of me like that.

>>213594606
>Becomes Denzel Washington
Kek my nigga

>>213595737
And that's with the price of beef being at an all time high

>>213596030
To be fair a modern day McDonalds isn't even this fast. Did it really use to be this way?

>>213595985
I started making that face when ordering my food and it really works

>>213590660
i don't even get it and i've seen the movie

>>213596067
Everything was faster back then because the people were doing their jobs instead of getting high and scrolling TikTok.

>>213595985
I wait in the parking lot for McDonalds to open then jump out and tell the employees to "franchise the damn place!". They love it.

>>213596190
sometimes I ask for a tour of the kitchen but they usually just laugh

>Hi, I'll have a Big Mac, large coke and..........
>Hi, I'll have a Big Mac, large coke and.....................................

>>213595985
It's physically impossible to fit this many wrinkles on a forehead.

>>213595985
I stormed onto the golf course with a cheeseburger last week and it worked. Now I'm not allowed there anymore.

>>213590660
i get it and i havent even seen the movie

>>213596169
Cold Krocced

>>213596298
Did you run around asking people if they shit in your burger? WHAT ABOUT THE GREEN STUFF WHAT IS THAT??

>>213590660
good funny forced meme

>I want you to sell me this hamburger

>>213596169
Last night I quarter pounded your sister?

>>213595737
This. If only people knew how easy it was to make the same fast food you'd buy at places like McDonald's or Burger King and, more importantly, how cheaper and tastier it is when you make it yourself.
Plus, when you cook your own burgers/fries/etc., you're actually paying attention to the ingredients you put in and the cookware you use (reminder to never, ever use nonstick pans ever).

>>213596936
>I can put it up your butt, homo.