Thread 213596001

>The film is aggressively provocative and tonally abrasive, leaning hard into Fennell’s familiar brand of stylized depravity. It diverges significantly from the novel and is a deliberately unromantic take on the source material, stripped of emotional nuance and full of salacious detours that serve shock value.

>There is hyper-sexualized imagery — far more explicit than any previous adaptation of this material. The film opens with a public hanging that quickly descends into grotesque absurdity, as the condemned man ejaculates mid-execution, sending the onlooking crowd into a kind of orgiastic frenzy. A nun fondles the corpse’s visible erection.

>Later, a woman is strapped into a horse’s reins for a BDSM-tinged encounter. There are several masturbation scenes shot in an intimate, clinical, and purposefully discomforting style. The camera lingers on suggestive textures: egg yolks running through fingers, dough being kneaded with quiet aggression, a slug sliding slowly down glass.

>Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi deliver committed performances, with great chemistry, but the characters they portray are so cold and unlikable that even strong acting can’t create a point of connection.

https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2025/8/5/emerald-fennells-wuthering-heights-gets-frosty-reception-at-first-test-screening

>>213596001 (OP)
>The film opens with a public hanging that quickly descends into grotesque absurdity, as the condemned man ejaculates mid-execution, sending the onlooking crowd into a kind of orgiastic frenzy. A nun fondles the corpse’s visible erection.
wtf

>>213596001 (OP)
they made a movie based on that Kate Bush song?

This film is going to be a disaster.

>saltburn was a richfag's neurosis hysterical fantasy over what a middle class machiavellain will do to her kind
lol

>>213596001 (OP)
>>There is hyper-sexualized imagery — far more explicit than any previous adaptation of this material. The film opens with a public hanging that quickly descends into grotesque absurdity, as the condemned man ejaculates mid-execution, sending the onlooking crowd into a kind of orgiastic frenzy. A nun fondles the corpse’s visible erection.
>>Later, a woman is strapped into a horse’s reins for a BDSM-tinged encounter. There are several masturbation scenes shot in an intimate, clinical, and purposefully discomforting style. The camera lingers on suggestive textures: egg yolks running through fingers, dough being kneaded with quiet aggression, a slug sliding slowly down glass.

Yup, cringe kino confirmed. .

>>213596001 (OP)
Is this too degenerate even for the modern audience?

>>213596211
hot

"Warner Bros has set up a Valentine’s 2026 release for “Wuthering Heights.” "
is this a joke? , i fucking hate everything that bitch does, go to hell emerald f.

>>213596001 (OP)
Try the LGBT/Satanic worship board.

>>213596596
how many clueless dudes will take their gf to see it and cause a breakup?

>there are arabs and asian women in the cast
Hmm... what

>>213596634
Kino for this alone
>>213596446
>even for the modern audience
Audiences are more prudish than they've ever been in history

>>213596001 (OP)
I wonder what my gf Jerome Wiesselberry will think of this

>Hollywood jews are trying to normalize onscreen erections in media
Disgusting.

Going the Poor Things route

>>213596634
>babe we should go watch Wuthering Heights!
If she doesn't ditch you right there idk man

cast margot robbie in a movie and make absolut trash, jesus

>>213596634
Because the dudes hating fennellkino will give their gfs the ick?

>>213596596
>tfw no art ho gf who'd be delighted to be taken to uncomfortably hyper-eroticized wuthering heights on valentine's day
i need one SO bad

>>213596926
didn't know they had bogged people in the 1800s

Flop incoming

>>213597001
More like femcel slop

>>213596926
>>213597015
or fridges

>>213596001 (OP)
Female nudity status?

There was a bidding war between Netflix and Warner for the rights to this movie. Netflix offered $150 million for this piece of shit, but the production company opted for Warner for $80 million.The agreement with Warner stipulates that the film will be released in theaters and will feature an aggressive marketing campaign.
It looks like this is going to be a disaster of Fantastic Four or Superman proportions.

Sounds tryhard.

>>213597463
that's true of literally everything made in the last decade

>>213597913
No I don't think it is.

>>213596299
Reading this summary she deserves it

Liberals are going to love this!

>>213597421
>disaster of Fantastic Four or Superman proportions.

So not at all?

>>213596001 (OP)
What versions of wuthering heights are worth watching?

>>213597421
Anon you seem detached from any reality at this stage. Have you been reading too many /tv/ threads? You should be saying something like The Marvels or Strange World.

>>213596001 (OP)
Sounds fun. Also the original story is slop anyway.

>>213599727
this is the only honest adaptation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4

>>213596001 (OP)
>worldofreel
Not saying it won't suck but this guy is a compulsive lair.

>>213596634
More like how many bimbos will force their pliable boyfriends to take them to see it like they did with 50 shades of grey or twilight

>>213601012
Letterboxd dweebs going to see this and ending up smelling a bitch getting fingered two rows back.

>>213596001 (OP)
The seethe over this is absolutely hilarious. One chick called it “blonde propaganda” because Margot Robbie isn’t wearing a wig. Cathy is the self insert character of insufferable women.

Why are women like this?

Still waiting for the Hindley/Hareton actor announcement.

>>213596634
Not me, Im unironically irl Heathcliff

>>213597001
The opposite, women want the movie to bomb and for fennel to be killed.

>>213596001 (OP)
Fennell was born in Hammersmith in London to jewellery designer Theo Fennell and author Louise Fennell (née MacGregor).[4] Her sister, Coco Fennell, is a fashion designer.[5][6]
>London
>father was a jeweler
Confirmation on ashkenazi ancestry?

>>213602394
clearly sunni

>>213596695
>making the servant Asian
What did emerald mean by this?

Heasclippu...

>>213596001 (OP)
>nelly with adult Heathcliff and Cathy at a funeral
Huh, Whose funeral are they at?

Emerald fennell should be gang raped flayed, and then burned at the stake

>>213596001 (OP)

I guess this is much worse than what Paul Verhoeven did to Starship Troopers.

>>213596001 (OP)
>it diverges significantly from the novel
So the film is shit.

>>213596001 (OP)
why are americans such prudes now

>>213596001 (OP)
>the condemned man ejaculates mid-execution, sending the onlooking crowd into a kind of orgiastic frenzy.
>A nun fondles the corpse’s visible erection.

>>213596001 (OP)
Why have female directors become obsessed with trying to be as degenerate as men?
It's like an alien trying to emulate obscenity but they don't actually know what makes it erotic or thrilling. I think it's entirely possible that women do not understand what eroticism is, and like an autistic person trying to socialize, is just playing out a part without understanding why it does or does not work.

>>213601292

https://youtu.be/XXjz34i_lDc

I can't seem to find the original Stoic Stick video on the female gooning epidemic, but this Anime addict looking vtuber reacted to his video. In his original video, the female audience at the movie theater were doing syntribation to that "male stripper" movie he was tricked into watching.

Also, plenty of women read "spicy" romance novels which are just smut in prose.

>>213604472
What the hell is this garbage? People watch this retard?

>>213604333
>Why have female directors become obsessed with trying to be as degenerate as men?
They were always like this anon. The notion that women are incapable of perversion is quite possibly the most successful psyop of the last 100 years.

Bump

>>213604187
cackling because that image was my exact reaction upon reading that shit

>>213603763
This

>>213599986
When I finally read the book, I was surprised by how unlikeable everybody was. I haven't been able to read it again.

Maybe we should stop letting women and faggots adapt literature.

>>213606276
Hareton is the only likeable character.

The entire allure of those Victorian romances was that everything was so restrained. Like there was just all this pent up longing just trying to burst out of the seams but it was all kept in check, laced up tight like a fucking corset.

Making it hyper-sexualized just misses the point.

>>213599727
The Limbus Company one.

>>213606916
The actual book is Heathcliff saying shit like "Hey Ellen, I'm going to ruin everyone's fucking life. You can tell them, I don't care."

>>213596001 (OP)
when will this femgaze shit end

>>213596001 (OP)
Looks like kino is back on the menu, boys!

>>213607290
god, I need to re-read this shit

>>213607290
Heathcliff is the worst. Elordi is a good fit for such an unlikeable character.

>>213596001 (OP)
That guy is way too white to portray Heathcliff

>>213607820
Wuthering Heights is one of the most Christian books of all time. Heathcliff is designed to be an anti-christ, completely heathen and comitting every sin possible, including rape. That is why the novel ends with him getting BTFO and having his philosophy (actually, just cope) crushed, when it is made clear that he chose to be evil and it weren't previous circumstances that made him evil.

In short, Wuthering Heights was the Killing Joke or Dark Knight of its time

>>213608096
>That is why the novel ends with him getting BTFO and having his philosophy (actually, just cope) crushed
I just finished the book and he seemed to get some consolation at the end.

>>213607820
Heathcliff is an all-time hater in the world of literature up there with Captain Ahab.

>>213596001 (OP)
My women fatigue is reaching critical levels bros.

>>213603763
Based

>>213604333
>female directors become obsessed with trying to be as degenerate as men
There is no men vs women here.
It's jews promoting degeneracy by bringing in sick people to make degeneracy normalization propaganda.

It’s going to be so awkward watching this alone on Valentine’s Day at the kinoplex.

>>213599727
>>213606940
I am unfortunately agreeing with this anon. I rather enjoyed how it was incorporated into this game

>>213596695
Of course there's arabs, it's set on the moors

>>213608360
Ngl, I am feeling the need to get a gf just to go watch this movie

>>213596240
>This film is going to be a disaster.
Modern women are coomers, it will probably become a surprise hit.
>>213596714
>Audiences are more prudish than they've ever been in history
Women cheer one another on publicly for being a sex worker.

>>213606916
>Making it hyper-sexualized just misses the point.
no it doesn't. they're subverting the heccin expectations dontchaknow

>>213596001 (OP)
>>213607290
>>213608428
>Heathcliff
New personality that I should download?

>>213608459
My local kinoplex has like 12 seats so it’s extra intimate, when I went to see Saltburn alone it was just me and a married couple.

>>213608345
It might have started that way but it's obviously become a men vs. women thing in a lot of ways. You can't tell me it isn't when I can literally read posts from women insisting that it is. You should pay attention when they're telling you their motivations.

>>213608588
There are no women on 4chan, noob.

>>213608598
>posts only exist on 4chan and not other social media
interdasting..

>>213608607
Yes, because all the posts on social media are bots, unlike here, where every post is me schizophrenically replying to myself, me.

>>213608607
I don't go on other social media. I've lost enough of my life to this site, why would I add to it?

>>213608504
>Modern women are coomers, it will probably become a surprise hit.
It might have been if it wasn’t for the cast. The casting is “racist and problematic” so they are all boycotting it and won’t let anyone enjoy it.

>>213596240
Good.

>>213608681
>I don't go on other social media.
I spend most of my time on twitter for crypto. If I'm going to live online like everyone else, I might as well use it to retire early.

>>213599727
None. And the book isn't worth reading. It's pseud-trash for hysterical women.

>>213608809
I hope it works out for you.

>>213608991
Thanks, anon. I've already started to pay off some of my families debt with it, hope to finish it all up for them this year. Good luck with your goals in life.

>>213596001 (OP)
>implying women won't be snailing out to this goon slop in theaters
One Billie confirmed

>>213609025
Very based, I'm glad.

>>213601292
>>213604333
Women haven't become "degenerates", they're just the only ones socially allowed to make coomer content in movies anymore, because it's assumed that if a man does it, it's because he's a pervert at best, or a sexual predator at worst. Women get away with stuff men can't, so this gives an impression of female directors being more perverted.

>>213604642
Autists do.

>>213596001 (OP)
sounds like an improvement over the terrible novel

>>213596001 (OP)
>the characters they portray are so cold and unlikable
I remember hating the book precisely because the characters were insufferable pieces of shit. Anyway, Margot Robbie's face and clothes look hilariously anachronistic.

>>213596001 (OP)
>>The film is aggressively provocative and tonally abrasive, leaning hard into Fennell’s familiar brand of stylized depravity. It diverges significantly from the novel and is a deliberately unromantic take on the source material, stripped of emotional nuance and full of salacious detours that serve shock value.
who wrote that? Teenager from /pol/? Who even talks like that in 2025 lmao?

>>213599727
Unlike most versions the Ralph Fiennes one adapts the second half of the book. Also he makes heathcliff seem almost demonic. Timothy Dalton was too much of a cool guy.

>>213596211
It's a well known fact that death by hanging leads to ejaculation and it was one of the fundamental medieval myth linked to witchery and various other evils.

>>213607290
Literally me.

Didn't we already have this movie not that long ago with Keira Knightly?

>>213596211
They used to dig up turnips from underneath hung corpses because the semen droplets hitting the ground would make them into a palpable love spell

>>213613123
That’s pride and prejudice and it was 20 years ago.

>>213596001 (OP)
>egg yolks running through fingers, dough being kneaded with quiet aggression, a slug sliding slowly down glass
DEGENERATES

>>213596001 (OP)
>Margot Robbie
Please, not a real actress.

>>213596001 (OP)
Honestly it's a miracle they didn't cast a nig as Heathcliff, since he's described as "dark".

>>213610293
what part? it's a good synopsis

>>213613899
Of yourse they didnt, bc said character is an evil pos who ruins the white characters' life. Cant have a slave from a ship be portrayed as the devil himself.

>>213613899
>>213614240
Isn't he supposed to be gypsy "dark" not a nog?

>>213596001 (OP)
Sounds kino.

>>213614317
yeah but these same """people""" say the black irish are literally black, and so was the queen of england, so what do you expect

>>213613899
Because they already did that and your stupid waifu already fucked him. Kaya is trash

>>213596001 (OP)
>Fennell’s familiar brand of stylized depravity
kek who writes this shit

>>213596001 (OP)
>The camera lingers on suggestive textures

I have a few suggestions myself

>>213614240
QRD on Heathcliffe?

>>213596001 (OP)
milei?

>>213596001 (OP)
>dough being kneaded with quiet aggression

>>213596303
ken russell got reincarnated as a fat millennial woman

>>213616861
that's the kind of thing posh brit women think is sexy. too many episodes of masterchef probably.

>>213616507
Probably an LLM at this point.

>>213614002
you are literally not capable of understanding because you're a /pol/cel yourself. Of course you won't see anything wrong with it

>>213616861
It looks like a handjob. That's it, that's the the implication.

>>213614317
Yes he's supposed to be a gypsy but his tan complexion has one bitch insinuate he's an Indian as an insult.

>>213618308
gypsies are technically indian so that makes sense

>>213614317
He is a tan gipsy but anything thats not albino is a void black african for niggers included egyptians, greeks, etc

why?

Hard to imagine Elordi playing Heathcliff in the latter part of the novel as a domineering Father in law.