>I don't care anymore. Nothing makes me happy. I'm tired of the fucking, dealing with this camera shit... the fucking, whatever. It doesn't matter. Why aren't you introducing the show Adam? You're not funny. I want to kill myself doing this it's all just toil. Maybe I should start drinking again... just... watching... Kung Fu Panda and drinking. I miss cocaine. Adam why aren't you being funny? I don't want to riff right now. I've been dealing with these tech issues and e-mailing the advertisers... we have.... I'm doing a show next week in San Diego. I haven't thought about killing myself in 6 years. It's all a big nothing.
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:19:41 AM
No.213596249
Nick. What if the Coach loves
?
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:20:57 AM
No.213596286
I see the error in your stand up. Crucify them, fuck if they love you
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:24:09 AM
No.213596384
>>213596633
>You ok dude? You need to borrow some money again?
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:24:11 AM
No.213596386
Too safe. Not only doesn't he care... He's a fag about it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:25:20 AM
No.213596422
>>213596465
>>213596818
His stand up special bombed because it was shit and Nick hasn't recovered from it
He peaked like 6 years ago
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:25:32 AM
No.213596430
>That one 2020 episode where Nick has a mental breakdown over the lockdowns and Stav and Nick get nervous and quiet about the gravy train ending
Why does he look old now? What happened?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:28:01 AM
No.213596499
>>213596537
>>213597861
>>213596452
Depression, cocaine, and too much coffee
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:29:27 AM
No.213596537
>>213596499
Caffeine works as a replacement for alcohol. Then you drink so much you sperg
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:29:43 AM
No.213596545
>>213597351
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:30:39 AM
No.213596573
>>213596710
All he had to do was hire a replacement for Stav with an infectious laugh that's not as annoying.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:31:31 AM
No.213596598
>>213596452
he went to the beach that makes you old.
>>213596384
Unironically have more respect for Adam and Stav for actually wanting to do something, rather than Nick who's just showing up on random podcasts and acting like he's above it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:33:20 AM
No.213596646
i'm bipolar like my best friend nick and him being nearly 40 and still in the pits of constant manic cycles scares me
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:33:32 AM
No.213596650
Nick absolutely should have gone the skit show route, something like WKUK or MDE. Skits are his real talent.
Will always bring up Summer Heights High as well as a sitcom, because it truly is basically Cumtown the show.
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:33:36 AM
No.213596652
The Irish curse. Cocaine doesn't work, cocaine makes me even more recluse
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:35:27 AM
No.213596704
can’t stand people who don’t smile/laugh at their own jokes, even when other people are. it’s the most smug shit ever
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:35:43 AM
No.213596710
>>213596573
he already did that: StavBot
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:37:00 AM
No.213596748
Bobby Kelley. He was a handsome man once. Seek help
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:37:12 AM
No.213596757
>>213596787
>>213597385
>>213596224 (OP)
>>213596602
I miss him so much its unreal. And listening to that Jordan Jensen ep that dropped today it seems clear that he's just done forever with all this.
He hinted that he's working at something but that it's not something that he's promoting now or in the near future and whatever that may be, clearly isn't going to be him behind a camera or him doing another podcast.
Makes me sad, but in this era of podcasts being so saturated, I guess I respect him for just being completely done with all of it and living his isolated life. Just sucks being a parasocially attached loser that wants his input on shit, no matter what it is
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:38:19 AM
No.213596787
>>213596830
>>213596757
Adam said he's writing movie scripts sorta recently I think
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:39:45 AM
No.213596830
>>213596787
Adam is doing good. Dick Cavatt he will never be, that bug
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:40:00 AM
No.213596836
>>213596633
He was a notorious coke head for years. Being this apathetic and forgetful is part of his brain declining. Would not be surprised if he developed early onset dementia or something into his forties.
It’s kinda fucked.
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:42:21 AM
No.213596896
David Milich apparently has crippling ahlthimerzz. We should watch Deadwood
Yeah it's like I'm pissed, but like, I'm too tired to be pissed. And what I'm pissed at is my... Is my... Yknow, is nothing. It like fuckin, it's like being self-pissed. I'm thinkin about how like, yknow, life is kinda like, it's like yknow, it's like a game, you're thinking about maybe like, okay yknow they're not coming back from this they're down six runs, it's like, yknow you're thinkin like fuck it let's just get drunk and the drive home. Let's go get drunk in the parking lot. Yknow, that's the feeling I have.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:42:53 AM
No.213596913
Listening to the episode of stav's show with him and Felix was kind of depressing because you can hear him grasping towards the same kind of cumtown humor but his heart's not in it and he just gets self-conscious. I think he's fixated on the idea that it's kind of inherently juvenile and pathetic to pursue past a certain age and that he should or should have "evolved" into something more "respectable", even though most of audience doesn't give a shit and he's just eating himself alive needlessly
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:44:06 AM
No.213596948
>>213597120
nigga needs to get out of new york for some time
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:44:38 AM
No.213596960
>Comedian goes on Destiny's stream
>Just has a therapy session
Either blow your brains out or start drinking he's becoming insufferable. Quit crying you're a millionaire
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:49:18 AM
No.213597081
>>213597186
>>213596841
i never saw it desu, hes objectively one of the funniest guys ive seen, im curious how it bombed
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:50:40 AM
No.213597118
>>213596912
Do you think you have depression?
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:50:45 AM
No.213597120
>>213596948
I forgot my Dang HBO Max password
Fuck you
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:51:55 AM
No.213597153
>>213596224 (OP)
nick is insufferable but listen to adam. really listen to how annoying he is. I would feel the same way sitting next to him. he's such a clout chasing fake thing.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:53:03 AM
No.213597186
>>213597288
>>213597081
It was pretty good actually just a little safer than his normal routine to try and break into some kind of mainstream comedy, he didn't at all because he forgot to promote it and it was only like a 7/10 special
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:54:41 AM
No.213597235
>>213597316
>>213596224 (OP)
I knew from the hair this dude isn't funny at all. And his companion is too jewy to be funny.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:55:39 AM
No.213597267
>>213596633
I don't think he thinks he's above it. That's just his face.
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:56:04 AM
No.213597281
>>213597325
Am I allowed to move on, this sorry state. I'm afraid I stopped giving a fuck
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:56:18 AM
No.213597288
>>213597337
>>213597186
ok that makes sense, why isnt he a writer though, hes literally better than most
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:57:10 AM
No.213597316
>>213597235
He was funny when he was doing the thing but now he’s a mulleted Chris Farley that won’t yell and fall through tables.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:57:26 AM
No.213597325
>>213597373
>>213597281
yeah man 8 posts in this thread with no (You)'s i think you can go to bed
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:57:52 AM
No.213597337
>>213597543
>>213597288
like a comedy writer in the industry, or in screenwriter in general, hes smart as fuck for someone who doesnt really try
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:58:19 AM
No.213597351
>>213596545
>An example fee to book Nick Mullen is in the starting range of $40,000-$74,999.
I mean if I was stupid rich I might. Who the fuck does that guy think he is
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:58:29 AM
No.213597358
>Hello Mistah Bernie Sandahs
>Mah name is KB Toys
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 1:59:16 AM
No.213597373
>>213597607
>>213597325
Well now I'm in anger for myself then
femanon
!M6R0eWkIpk
8/12/2025, 1:59:20 AM
No.213597377
>>213596602
that stache looks like shit, he looks like shit, what happened?
>>213596912
lmao
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 1:59:34 AM
No.213597385
>>213597457
>>213596757
>And listening to that Jordan Jensen ep that dropped today
What? did nick do a new thing?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:00:15 AM
No.213597405
>>213597519
>>213596224 (OP)
>Maybe I should start drinking again... just... watching... Kung Fu Panda and drinking. I miss cocaine.
Being sober is really boring as fuck
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:02:19 AM
No.213597449
>>213596633
He doesnt think he is above it but wants to be above it. It makes him even more depressed and angry knowing he will never be more than a walking gay joke
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:02:33 AM
No.213597457
>>213597599
>>213597642
>>213597385
>What? did nick do a new thing?
google "RIP Jordan Jensen" ep is up on spotify and itunes and shit, but apparently her youtube channel got nuked
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:03:58 AM
No.213597502
Will play out exactly like pic rel, sadly disowning Stav and calling him a diabetic as he leaves to go star in movies, and then beating Adam to death the next time he comes asking Nick for help.
femanon
!M6R0eWkIpk
8/12/2025, 2:04:29 AM
No.213597519
>>213597886
>>213597405
>Being sober is really boring as fuck
said every single high IQ druk ever
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:05:32 AM
No.213597543
>>213597337
>hes smart as fuck for someone who doesnt really try
He would cum if he heard you say that
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 2:06:03 AM
No.213597556
>>213597607
Yours? Is it about the replies. Y'all speech peel derivative fucking shit
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:07:56 AM
No.213597599
>>213597457
listening to her in the beginning it reminds me of talking to girlfriends on the phone. shit would be so boring but you were happy a girl was talking.
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:09:26 AM
No.213597642
>>213597457
fuck this bitch had candida on her ass. i don't care how hot her voice is.
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 2:09:48 AM
No.213597653
>>213597732
>>213597755
>>213597607
Y'all got this thing, this hangup about us namedfags. I don't get it
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:12:46 AM
No.213597732
>>213597838
>>213597653
The very idea of choosing to be a name on an anonymous board if the antithesis of board culture.
You are proving you can not conform or assimilate and you will always be seen at "other" because of your own personal choices to stand out
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:13:30 AM
No.213597752
>>213596224 (OP)
Hey guys, Nick says he's happy again after I sucked his limp dick for what seemed like hours until he finally nutted in my mouth.
Craig T. Nelson
8/12/2025, 2:13:32 AM
No.213597755
>>213597653
Craig T. Nelson, son. A maverick. Of course he could of been bigger, yet he was a cunt. You think I don't love nay am the COACH?
femanon
!M6R0eWkIpk
8/12/2025, 2:16:47 AM
No.213597838
>>213597732
/tv/ doesn't have ip counts anymore so everyone in almost every thread is samefagging and sucking their own cocks with no shame. tripfagging is unironaclly more dignified on this dead board
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:17:50 AM
No.213597861
>>213596452
>>213596499
Is caffeine really that bad for aging? Is it worse than alcohol?
Anonymous
8/12/2025, 2:18:51 AM
No.213597886
>>213597519
Can't tell if sarcastic bully or not
