Thread 213597384

Congrats Cameron, you finally made me interested in the franchise.

>>213597384 (OP)
>avatarslop
grow up

>>213597426
go watch your a24 slow burn fagshit you effete little queer

OOOOOOoooonnnnnnaaaaaa!

I watch for she.

shill post

>>213598114
Bloona!

>>213598114
Is she gonna be covered up with a bunch of blue shit?

>>213599148
She is >>213597384 (OP)

>>213599163
So yes. Then what fucking difference does it make who plays which alien if they all look like gay blue cats?

>>213599202
Idiot

>>213599224
Sorry, did I upset your suspension of disbelief for the gay blue cats?

I've literally never seen someone attempt to explain the plot of the 2nd one and it premiered in 2022
I don't know either of the main characters' names
These things are, pound for pound, more meaningless than the transformers movie, which delivered 1 pretty good movie and 3-5 memes

>>213598114
She's mute, anon.

>>213599753
>I've literally never seen someone attempt to explain the plot
Why would I need to explain the plot? I've seen the film.

>>213599891
she speaks in the trailer

>>213600014
Like nobody has so much as said "my favorite part of the movie is XYZ" or "What if this character did this thing differently?"
Nobody has any questions about it. There have been no discussions about it that you couldn't have about the poster.

>>213599753
did you have trouble following it or why would you want someone explain the plot?

>>213597426
Enjoy the downfall, capeshitter.
Go talk about how Superman was only a minor flop and how that totally beats marvel lmao

>>213599753
This imbecile is having trouble watching a simple soulful movie, while calling a transformers movie pretty good with memez xd

Really? Nobody knows what happened in the second movie?

>>213598114
>>213599148
>>213599202
They could've went subtle with her...

>>213600119
My favorite part of the movie is Kiri's tummy and what if the thing she did differently was hug me and my face was pressed into her tummy because she's like 8ft tall.

>>213599202
Face blindness is strong with this one.

>>213600560
I liked that one shot where she straddles that glass thing and nestles her cute pussy down on it.

>>213600119
maybe youre just not that smart?

The only reason I'm glad I watched avatar was
1. Neytiri porn
2. Daydreaming about far more efficient ways to take over Pandora than what the dumb humans did

>>213600564
Yes, faces that are covered in blue CGI slop all look the same to me.

>>213599753
I got you.

>>213600677
That's because you're mentally retarded.

>>213600587
You may not have conciously noticed but she has human facial features compared to the other aliens. That's part of why she is attractive and the others are offputting.

>>213600742
I want to fuck every female na'vi

>>213600666
I see you.

>>213600785
I think I'm going to have a facepaint fetish by the time these movies are done.

>>213600681
holy tl;dr
Jake deeply regrets his transition. He takes his family to the new water tribe to hide from humans hunting them. They are rightly shunned.
Even more ridiculous caricature humans drill whale brains for magical juice. Avatars throw a shitfit and Jake has his first kid die.
Roll credits.

>>213600966
Remember lads, she's evil.

>>213601017
I will fuck the evil out of her.

>>213599753
That's because you weren't looking. You can find all that information from the damn wikipedia page, not to mention a number of fan pages.

>>213601017
She's the good kind of evil, where you can buy her loyalty with weapons that she'll gleefully use against the other smelly blue cat-indians.

Tubby bastard isn't making it to Avatar 5.

>>213600785
I SEE YOU

>woman
>meh

>goth woman
>small pp has become big pp

>>213601260
GIT SUM!

>>213601195
>the RDA's insidious plan is to slowly infuse everything with high fructose corn syrup so the na'vi grow fat, lazy, and develop medical issues resulting in early death

>>213601195
I was rewatching it yesterday and I did notice he had a dad bod goin.

>>213601537
>>213600666
I just found you a way that the RDA can take over. It's a slow burn approach for sure.

Why do I love evil women so much bros? How many layers of mommy issues am I under?

>>213597426
>Grow up
My penis is

looks gay and stupid

>>213601195
look at this beady eyed pudgy mother FUCKER.

>>213601017
>Likes the humans
>Evil
Fuck off Jayke soolee

>>213601996
Couple more movies and he'll be perfect for a disney star wars ayylmao

>>213601260
I love this fully 3d modeled Quaritch in this short scene