Thread 213597440

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: Kat

Powers:
- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213592951

first for /ourguy/

Stunt on these hoes in the BB Blockbuster

based egg thread

Julie getting another hug from Zach this week.

mustard seed mentioned

Reminder that there is at least one hidden veto in the house

they cant remember the name foutte

Britney kicking the soccer ball 1000 times on BB16 and getting evicted the same week was the worst punishment

>>213597505
paulie having to bake the pies and then having a butterfly land on him was top keks

Cookout was the opposite of iconic

YOU’RE GOING HOME HAPA

If Zach feels confident on the block with fucking VINCE and KEANU, he'll never use the 10k in future weeks.

>>213597462
consider the block busted

>Whenever Keanu isn't in the room, every house guest should be asking "Where's Keanu?"
>Whenever Keanu isn't on the feeds, everyone should be asking "Why is skippy not putting him on blast?"

>>213597462
that fool wearing pride socks

>>213597440 (OP)
Reminder: It's not a Veto it's a Bribe

>>213597578
Honestly would be based if Vinny wins the arena and the house votes out Zach and he never got to use it. I think Keanu goes home against him though

>>213597675
Jfc

Hapa gonna put on some of that Asian charm and rally the votes. Trust.

>>213597675
what the fuck

>>213597683
>Asian charm

>>213597678
yea the problem is that vince is lame gay a weak so keanu has to win it

>>213597675
A bribe that the HOH is forced to take and gets them off the block. Essentially a veto. Would be interesting if they could turn it down

>>213597683
>Asian charm
Lmao

If he cries like he cried for Zae on eviction night, MAYBE he can stay.

on a karmic level Zach has to go home this week

>>213597683
>here's the asian charm, bro

Kek Mickey has blinked like 200 times in the past minute

>>213597754
that was still the most random thing to happen this season, like wtf was that

this season would be 100x better if kelley went week 1 instead of zae

>>213597842
Nope

>>213597842
true but switch kelley with amy

>>213597842
I like Kelley but this is very true

>>213597852
why not? what has kelley added to the game that zae wouldnt have added ten fold?

>>213597842
switch kelly with ava or will and you are correct

>>213597862
>>213597887
1. kelley
2. amy
3. will

wouldve been the best boot order for the most kino season

>>213597842
probably. as long as zae didn't join in on getting out keanu though. just because I think zae wouldve been good at that last veto comp that keanu won

Burger Boys... home...

>>213597909
How my first gf used to lay in bed when I'd fuck her

>>213597779
that's her tell

>>213597940
Was your girlfriend a "starfish" in bed, anon?

>>213597957
Yeah. She used teeth too even when she tried her hardest not to, fucking worst lay ever

>>213597675
grod looks like THAT??

>wins blockbuster
>evicts keanu
>non-believers seething

>>213597440 (OP)
I just got here
zach didn't use the bribe?
lmao retard kino incoming

>>213598001
he should wear that all the time

BB6: 6-3 favor women at Final 9

BB12: 6-1 favor men at Final 7 (!)

BB13: 6-2 favor women at Final 8

BB14: 5-2 favor men at Final 7

BB16: 7-2 favor men at Final 9 (thanks to Nicole's temporary eviction)

BB19: 6-3 favor men at Final 9

BBOTT: 6-2 favor women at Final 8

BB24: 6-3 favor men at Final 9 (but huge asterisk, Joseph was evicted minutes after Jasmine)

BB25: 5-2 favor women at Final 7

BB26: 6-2 favor women at Final 8

BB27: 8-4 favor women at Final 12

>>213597842
Nope

>>213597842
shouldve been amy, both kelley and zae are great

>BRIBE THIS!
>*pulls pants down and shits on ava's head*

>>213598060
BB15 was a classic womanslaughter with 7-4 at F11 into 1-4 at F5

>Kelley: What's up?
>Morgan: Just trying to get through this week..
>Kelley: You're not up

>>213598255
kek

FISH

I work for CBS and we're deciding on what BB should be
>D&D trivia
>Bible trivia
>Skateboarding

>>213597675
HOLY COW

>>213597440 (OP)
>4 men left at F12
This is not the Bomb Squad way

Kat finally tied Zae in DR counts

Honestly will be pretty fucking bummed it Keanu goes home this week

>>213598387
same so we got to get zach out

>>213598364
And only because of her showmance with the inbred retarded hick

>>213598387
Ideally the harboiled detective solves one of the mysteries and gets the hidden veto

>>213598387
i like all three so i'm bummed and happy at the same time no matter what

>>213598404
We can’t really do anything. Zach probably stays over both of them unfortunately. If he gets away without using the bribe I’m gonna be pissed

>>213598431
What do you like about Zach? He seems so boring

>>213598435
i wish we could do something

>>213598435
Zach leaves against Vinny 7-3 since you clearly haven't been paying attention

>>213598452
He's fine af

>>213598452
i like the drama that seems centered around him and i like that he's a bit of an arrogant prick
always fun on bb

why hasn't there been any america voting yet? i miss when it used to be random things like what kind of slop alternatives

>>213597440 (OP)
/bb/ watch the micro aggressions

>>213598364
>lauren wins hoh and gets a bunch of DRs
>production realizes she can't even string a single sentence together so she gets a bunch of goose eggs after that

>>213598491
Grodballing will occur when Rachel is in danger if that's what you're asking by "America's vote"

>>213598491
it's gonna be introduced the second rachel is in trouble

>>213598491
that's the kind of shit that should be on unlocked

>>213598493
the ALL write the same way

Not getting stung involves learning the touch where a seasoned beekeeper does not need a suit.

>>213598493
I dislike Mickey specifically because she's black, bossy and entitled.

>>213598387
I'm accepting the fact that he goes, but hoping he doesn't

>>213598538
Please refrain from calling her mickey. Mickey is racist and perpetuates rape culture.

>>213598493
who's mickey??

>>213598520
Blacks should never have been allowed to get humanities degrees, there should have been mainly a black history degree that teaches you facts about cotton, Motown and and how do use Microsoft Excel and Word.

>>213598583
how?

>>213598584
Mickey is rope's nickname. It's short for hang em all mickey

>>213598592
Your twitter pals should know

>>213598493
This gay n-bomb annoys me so much

Morgon is talking about grooming again

>>213598651
cant be worse than young cedric stan

>cedric, blue, tucker, rachel, janelle, taylor, felicia, cirie, rockstar stan.

>>213598709
my god can you get any more basic than those fave
no offense to dud, of course

Won't reunited with his beloved lounge chair

Insufferable soulless city slickers whose entire lives revolve around wasting money at overpriced hotspots
All Stars 2 feeds was painful explicitly because of this

NO WAY OUT FOR ZACH.

https://www.globaltv.com/cbs-clarifies-zachs-game-changing-power/

if it wasn't rachel, which former winner would you realistically wouldve liked to see on this season?

hard mode: no ian

Kelly said she didn't watch any seasons

>>213598860
based

>>213598834
>no ian
Pretty sure no one wants to see the rocking retard ever again after how he played but I wouldn't mind seeing Dan

>>213598709
Tucker fans that harass & shit all over zubina with the troll doll photo are cool in my book

>>213598834
Chicken George

>>213598834
i think jun would've fit the theme best but idk

>>213598834
Shelby

>>213598828
Hope he gets evicted lol

>>213598897
>>213598910
neither of these are former winners

>>213598834
A-baller would absolutely steamroll this season
Milfy BB3 Lisa coming back would also be nice

>>213598925
Oh, then big mak or tucker

Is Keanu still saying he’s gonna throw the blockbuster?

>>213598968
yes, to vince

>>213598828
nu-cookout gotta win bro, bigger purpose type shit fr fr

>>213598999
So stupid.

>Adrian gets evicted
>all the annoying people leave
Hmm...

>>213599003
Morgan will be crying about Zach in F2 like GM did with Nick

>>213599042
ALL YOUS COCKAROACHES

for me, it's Ash

>>213599022
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/213502650/#213504780
You've posted it before.
How's there a resident Adrian-seether?
What is your beef with Adrian?

>>213599118
Looks like one still remains lmao. Reminder that your kind isn't welcome on /bb/, "amigo"

>>213599064
ginamarie.....god what a shitshow season 15 was. all the strategists and racists pinned against each other by the deceitful gay. what a time.

kelly thinkin about how much she hates sorority girls

>>213598828
Fuck this flop. I blame him for botching the Adrian vote too since Adrian told Zach he was his #1. Airhead Borean needed to be forced to break a tie for her own good. Vince wasn't really all that close to Adrian so it makes alittle more sense that he wavered easier on it

MORGON IS GOING TO PISS

vince is finito

Single White Female shit going on with Lauren and Kelley. Creepy

vince is cute without the beanie. imma say that shit.

>>213599208
single white female addicted to retail

>>213599147
Autism spans across all the races, man.
I liked his autistic antics.
Him being a beaner doesn't discount him as formidable contestant.

>>213599251
>when the tlp is added to the skincare regime

>>213599232
no idea why he insists on wearing that shit so much

>>213599263
Autism doesn't exist. It is not something someone can be.

Kelley reminds me of this girl I worked with at my first job at a summer camp who loved throwing her lil weight around with small defenseless children, she'd scream at them like a harpie for nothing
She had the same nice wholesome nerd girl facade too

>>213599190
Vince’s rat game really is the reason Zach’s so screwed + Zach not caring to damage control the Adrian vote. He’s got not chance with Rylie, Kat or Keanu this week directly because Vince groveled to them about being weak and blaming the Adrian vote on not having Zach on the vote. Zach was on equal footing with Vince with them prior to that. Bad damage control by Zach.

Post Kat’s tatas

>>213599375
Morgan was going to help him make a sandwich but she forgot and is now outside kek

THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SLICE OF TURKEY

>>213599394
Kenney said he was going to help make dinner with me tonight

>>213599443
he's fired up to let you starve

The sweetheart of Lafayette

estimated 650 calories

>>213599550
Looks like something I'd whip up half dead stoned in the kitchen at 3am

>>213598834
desu i would love to see them get morgan to play again. only a REAL superfan would know who she is

That crow was an omen....

camera guy is having a blast fucking with vinny

Rylie: most underrated HG of all time? Who cares about "creepy" he's owning this house, fuck your 1's and 2's.

who were the 2 girls who got inside a punishment costume together?

choose your player

>>213599773
I can't wait for nighttime Rylie shenanigans because he becomes SOTS. He's putting these fucking people on the fucking block, he's not fucking scared Katharine.

>>213599715
Watched him make food too. This went on for awhile.

Oh god Zach/Morgan incoming

>>213599773
Why is creepy in quotation marks, he's objectively creepy as fuck.

>>213599702
<.<

>>213599863
is that Leah's foot resting on Mak's knee? i guess it's some sort of illusion and Leah is lying down next to her

>>213599841
Blondie seems to be creaming for him

who is zach talking about?

>>213599929
Ashley

>>213599929
his talk with mickey

>>213599912
Yes denying sex every single night for the past two weeks no matter how much he begs is "creaming" for him.

>>213598834
BRONTE

morgan lost in those hapa eyes again

>>213599947
i like the use of american cheese + pepper jack slice

What makes this n bomb think shes entitled to go to my homeland. How the fuck would she feel if I went to the crackhouse she was born in or I went to Africa or wherever the fuck

MORGON FLIP THE SWITCH ON IT IS ESSENTIAL FOR THE SECRET VETO

>>213599947
when Vinny has both arms sticking out of the hole it reminds me of the dude from Scary Movie 2

>>213599950
Her pussy is gushing for his inbred redneck cock like a fountain, she's positively creaming bro

munch munch munch

crazy eyes

>>213600039
I will miss this unemployed weasel

Kelley's dad said she's not there for the money but the adventure

the egg costume is the most based costume they'd had for awhile

>>213600084
She should've gone on Survivor then

>eating on the bed
Fucking slob.

>>213599393
vibes of that croat/serb war criminal an heroing at his trial

>>213600084
pretty sure Kelley is loaded

>>213600113
kek true

the candy counting has begun

think we got the A team camera ops tonight

What's it like having a girl this into you?

>>213600091
It always seems like recruits wanted to be cast for a different show but took the first opportunity

>>213600253
yeah, she probably applied for amazing race and or survivor

>>213600253
Now that I think about it the outdoorsy setting and vibe of Survivor fits Kelley more, especially modern Survivor

>>213600084
Our girl enjoys life not money. That's why she's superior to everyone in this house.

>>213600207
In my experience the chase is limit to how much they're into you. Once you've been together 8 months her infatuation will disposate and she'll find a new dream guy to chase.

>>213600207
Its an ability that few men have. None of us get away with worshipping a girl until she loves us but Rylie can because he is 6'3" and has a hot accent that women enjoy listening too.

>>213600291
the fuck is going on with her knee

>>213600328
double jointed?

This reminds me of the time big mak ate an entire bag of mms on the hammock

>>213600301
*max limited

so zach legit thought he had the votes and could just save the money despite all the warning signs huh? what a retard

>>213600145
she's a web blogger from south dakota

>>213600291
We're going to price you all out of life anyways so enjoy it while you can.

>>213600385
he was thinking he'd stay against keanu and vince. but i think he also didnt want morgan or lauren to possibly go up in his place.

>>213600404
>We're
Who?

>>213600397
she said in her intro that she owns multiple businesses and hid that from people so they wouldn't think she's well off

won't turning on ropehead

Rope sulking the moment she doesn't have the floor lmao

>>213600437
Thats anti-semetic

Who did Morgan say yelled in her face?
>>213600328
Looks like a scar to me

House is big retarded if they don't get rid of Vinny if he doesn't win blockbuster

>>213600437
You're going to have to own a 1million/year system at a minimum or you won't be able to afford to live in society.

>>213600530
rachel is the only one

>>213600535
Whatever you say, rabbi.

zach always looks like he is unsure if morgan is about to attack him or not

>>213600546
annoying rachel fan, blocked

>>213600575
He makes that sideye emoji face to her constantly lmao

ZACH TELLING MORGAN ABOUT THE POWER

kek zach is telling morgan a bout his power

how does zach not go insane
it's the same conversation over and over for hours, she says nothing but it's all about her
>>213597683
>Asian charm
ain't that lack of personality what all them affirmative action lawsuits are about

This dumb motherfucker lmao it's not gonna save you now because you should've used it THEN

you should've done used that power zacho boyo

morgan beaming that he didn't use his power to protect her kek

>>213600563
We're tired of seeing all the riffraff.

>>213600650
truth is he was worried about lauren

morgan just came

kek morgan trying so hard not to smile at Zach protecting her

ZACH LEAKIN POWER

>>213600670
now some tears

zach is an absolute retard but he did just secure morgans everlasting loyalty with this kek

now morgan is going to go on a rampage to try to get votes for zach to stay and it'll only sketch people out and get zach booted

>>213600659
everyone was telling him morgan would be the renom and not lauren

>>213600546
i want my show back

Morgan is experiencing multiple orgasms right now.

>>213600701
you mean just ashley

How many times has vince jacked in his egg?

>>213600659
he didn't tell lauren shit
he has chosen

morgan will lock in the votes for him. she just needs to convince ropehead
what a fucking gambit

Now watch him tell this to Lauren too

>>213600718
kat, lauren, morgan, mickey, ashley

morgan is absolutely lost in the dickmist right now
she will do everything for him this week kek

>>213600725
It is a mobile Jack_shack.

Zach successfully dickmisting holy kino

>>213600718
kat, lauren, morgan, ashley, mickey

>>213600746
mickey would never tell him morgan would be the renom

imagine if Kat got the egg punishment. she'd probably self evict

>cuts to ropes
>mic sensitivity goes way up
>CCCCRRRPPPRRRFFFFCCRRTTTTTT
>FISH

i heard ropes and morgan talk about lotion in the toilet room. did vince tske it in there?

>>213600782
she did tell him
https://x.com/lvmvante/status/1954801921631363238

>>213600850
so you just follow twitter accounts instead of watching the feeds. good post

zach just locked in morgan for the rest of the game with that

>>213600871
i watched it on the feeds but didn't record it so i verified through twitter for you. anyways you were wrong

Mickey loudly talks on speakerphone in public

>>213600763
Sov 6 is def in my top 3 favorite alliances of all time

>>213600908
uh huh

>>213600880
kek they're seething at the retarded gameplay

>>213600923
yes

thought this was funny :)

this is a really good season

>>213600959
nice

>>213600951
no

I hate how they always ask each other to fetch something for each other when then they can fucking get it themselves
Grown adults that wanna sleep till noon and asks go fetch me the bagel seasoning

>>213600989
maybe

>>213600959
hehe I get that reference :)

fetch me my reply, anon

>>213600998
go fetch me my secret 10K veto that I forgot to use

Febreeze seeps through the clothes and its bad for your skin, literally wearing chemicals on your flesh

go fetch me some big mak screencaps

>>213601023
here (You) go

>>213601041
mickey would wash her chicken with febreeze if some witch doctor told her to

>>213600732
he could potentially win lauren's vote over vince with the same strategy though before thursday, by telling lauren that hes only telling her too

>>213600959
i'm stealing this

>>213601041
my b̶a̶l̶l̶s̶ ovaries are already full of microplastics

they're oldpersonposting
>>213601094
damn this bitch is hid

>>213601094
>>213601117
hideous

thank god they cut the feed when ashley entered

Kelley spilling like it means something to anyone

kelley has zero idea what's happening in the house

vince is an egg

>>213601199
haha I get it

I'm shocked they let us see zach tell morgan about his power
you think they'd cut that for the bb unlocked shit

>>213601238
We got lucky

>>213601081
It's so cool seeing someone develop racism in real time because of how smelly they are. Meme definitely hadn't smelled nasty yt hair & BO before.

Kelley's dad said cunt is the ugliest word in the english language which makes you think

Rachel spilling the Heavy Hitters to Keanu and Kelley

>>213601267
watch the c-bombs

>>213601258
Fucking tame in comparison to the stench of her black crotch

the heavy hitters.....

>>213601041
what about bug spray, can you spray raid on all the pillows on your patio furniture?

>>213601281
>>213601300
a non alliance that never voted together once

>>213601336
might buy her some goodwill with them though
all these meme alliances have bitten people in the ass big time

>>213601324
Febreeze is air freshener, bug spray is repellent, they have different effects and different chemicals are used for those desired outcomes
Obviously the darkies are gonna use febreeze like cologne because black people are dumb as rocks

kek Keanu pretty much just correctly guessed what happened with Ashley's vote last week

you guys just need some white vinegar and that's it. use it for everything.

>>213601380
you must smell like salad

Who goes against whom?!? I'm assuming Keanu go goes against either but Vince against Zach

>>213601380
Vinegar, baking soda, and herbs. Branch out more than just vinegar.

Dream F3 out by the pool

You guys arent going to believe me but I've never spilled a drink and thus have never used cleaning products

ashley crashing the melting pot meeting

shes john belushi from that SNL skit "the thing that wouldnt leave"

>>213601421
Zach goes against either, Keanu goes against Vince. Vince is totally safe

>>213601409
the smell doesn't stay in clothes, you only need a little. set them out in the sun to dry and no smell at all.

>>213601423
baking soda too, yea. i use lemon but no herbs.

>>213601433
for real. i just dont know if kelley can get on board with rachel. maybe if rachel won HoH and didnt put kelley up would cement some trust

>>213601433
>rachel
fuck off

>>213601421
keanu is finito

>>213601267
Is he doing an AMA somewhere or something?

>vince if he comes down I don't think he would keep zach
this dude is retarded

>>213601421
shit is very up in the air all around but general consensus is zach is in danger against both while vince probably survives against keanu

>>213601433
>rachel

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTTTTT

>If Vince comes down he is not keeping Zach
I am fine with either keanu or zach leaving, they are both retards

>Rachel: You should at least try to win it (Arena)
>Keanu: Oh yeah, it's not like I'm going to throw it haha...

>>213601238
He told her?? Did she call him an idiot for not using it?

>>213601377
but hypothetically, if you double-fisted cans and sprayed raid all over the pillows you and a bunch of other people hung out on, would that be chemically safe

>>213601480
why were they all celebrating so hard that ashley voted to evict kelley?

>>213601480
so sick of these people

>>213601433
no

I missed Zach telling Morgan about his power. Anyone got a clip?

>>213601480
Do you think America is dominant in bed?

>>213601511
it was cool to pretend on social media that Jimmy was a robbed BB legend

>>213601501
she told him he should have used it but was hiding a smile that he didn't to keep her safe

https://x.com/tess79769155/status/1955091639581675750

>>213601469
I found his tiktok

rachel realizing how scary it is that vince could stay

>>213601509
If you did it constantly your immune system would need to be totally perfect in order to not get sick
When you ask, well how would I get sick? The constant exposure to the chemicals targets your immune system making you susceptible to everything basically
So short answer no, use the sprays for their intended use only and not on your clothes and everywhere else like some nigger

Rachel seems tasked with forming and maintaining showmances

>>213601585
she has a one track mind

Rachel kind of needs someone like Keanu to occasionally undermine her because she gets bigheaded a lot, like all the time

keanu riling rachel up again

Keanu just pissed her off and she knows chimping out is going to be detrimental

Keanu is such a funny foil to Rachel

>>213601488
His blind spot is Vinny but Keanu would take the shot at Mickey/Morgan & Zach wouldnt. Keanu needs to stay

lmao keanu accidently makes perfect moves to fuck with rachel

rachel having the tard wrangle all season

>>213601654
>>213601660
>>213601662
kek he jsut told her to not get worked up

morgan already putting in work to get zach votes kek

chaos ash successfully cockblocked the melting pot meeting

nothing is funnier to me than rachel being stuck in her own personal hell a la cirie post zombie week

>>213601725
is chaos another word for clueless retardation?

Rachel pissed because she knows Vince is staying either way

>>213601735
someone's bothered

chaos ash making another peon crash out

Rylie is playing the best social game in the house. How does he do it?

>>213601793
threatening violence

>>213601793
He isn't here to fucking play the fucking game, he's fucking there for Katharine, motherfucker. Bull fucking shit.
I don't give a fuck.

>>213599028
pussy sitting right

>>213601793
As he says 100x a day, he's a real motherfucker

What did Keanu say that pissed Rachel off?

>>213601480
who willingly watches icko?

morgan talking about rachel to ashley

>>213599028
It really sucks that she’s super fucking skinny and usually has a spray tan look to her

Morgan codeswitching with the "alright, bet"

>>213601899
the usual

>>213601585
>big brother legend
>can't whip votes to get her biggest target out of a house full of people that worship the ground she walks on

>>213601793
if he had won hoh and mickey didnt use her powers, he would be a huge target in the house right now

>>213601932
shes not a legend because shes good at the game

zach retelling the backyard punishment

>>213601899
tmc hates her getting involved with the extra showmance shit

>>213601932
rachel was never a good player

>>213601932
>full of people that worship the ground she walks on
Barely anyone saw her seasons, only Lauren did and Keanu just watched a highlight video

new thread

>>213601976
>>213601976
>>213601976

>>213601793
yer mah fuckin girl /bb/ i don't give a fuck i fuckin love the fuck outta yew

who is running the house?

>>213602095
mental retardation

>>213600139
kelley waved at me!

>>213600361
a classic big mak moment

>>213601480
they never even had sex