Are fan conventions as sad and awkward as they look?

>it’s not a petting zoo

>>213599133 (OP)
My brother got along pretty well with John Carpenter. We were both around 20. They took a fan photo of both them exaggeratedly laughing together.

>>213599133 (OP)
They both look happy. She's very carefree in these events.

>>213599133 (OP)
What's sad and awkward is the D-lister who charges for photos.

>>213599133 (OP)
I've been to a couple and they aren't really sad, the fans get what they paid for and the guests get paid. Most of both seem generally happy with the interactions.
Also I've gotten a number of photo ops and would never post them on social media, they are mostly for my private enjoyment and few people will ever see them. These people with Facebook/Instagram pages full of these photo ops need some self-awareness that the guest isn't their friend and they're only showing off that they spent a lot of money to take a picture with someone who already stopped thinking about them.

>>213599207
I agree. I have never seen her with a fan and hover hands.

the amount of hand sanitizer used in these events must be staggering

When's the last time you felt this joy and happiness, /tv/?

>>213599133 (OP)
Just celebrate ppl getting out of their rooms first time in 30 years

>>213599133 (OP)
I'm getting a picture with Mckeena on Saturday. Are there any special poses based on her roles that I should request?

>>213599749
You can apparently pose with her like she's your wife

>>213599749
this one pls

>>213599133 (OP)
they are fun

>>213599133 (OP)
No. They're even sadder

>>213599872
Autistic kids getting mocked by terminally online men is just sad.
>>213599862
THIS is true cringekino.

>>213599133 (OP)
No they are based

>>213599862
Is that Freya Allan?????

>>213599862
good symmetry between the hairline and eyebrow.

>>213600050
Kenny would have got much closer. Mckenna Grace is kind with her fans.

>>213600067
Strange guess, it could be the chick from walking dead

>>213599862
Bet he was too scared to put his arm around her even though he paid to do so.

>>213599955
Apparently this person fucks and kills animals. It should be in mental institution.

>>213599997
Now i understand why he rather died

Why do they ALL ask to be choked??

Here's that funniest thread you wanted

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>>213599815
Has to be something she did as one of her characters.

>>213600050
Look at this loser leaning in and how the guy is subconsciously trying to get away.

>>213599862
Never post Americans.
Never post pictures of Americans.
Please. Anon.

>>213600144
Mads chokes people as Hannibal

You will smell body odours you will never smell elsewhere. For reasons unclear, comic con stink is its own entity. Horrendous.

>>213600144
I guess they have a hannibal fetish and the cons forbid weapon replicas, so this is the closest they can get

>>213599661
lmao @ his gym pic

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>>213600212
mads won't rest until he has strangled every last asian woman on the planet

>>213600144
just the younger ones

>>213600144

I can't remember who it was exactly, but one of the famous wrestlers or fighters said that he used to gladly do this to people who requested it (it was a guy whose "gimmick" was that he would choke his opponents, so fans wanted a photo like this), but then his agent / PR person told him to stop it. Because when it's in the ring or on the wrestling stage, then all participants are actively consenting to physical risk and other such things, but here maybe you choke someone too hard and they might sue you, or maybe you can even genuinely hurt them even without intending to. And since he is a professional fighter, this aspect actually makes things worse legally, because he's supposed to be a pro who is aware of his strength and physical skills and therefore it's worse than simply an accident inflicted by a random normal person.

>>213600306
Mads "Sino Suffocator" Mikkelson

>>213600284
Most cons allow all kinds of weapons as long as they aren't real.

>>213600276
And you WILL get the flu every time

>>213599872
She was a great sport and funny.

>>213599862
how come pics like this never get the "one race the human race" treatment

>>213600297
Holy fuck I didn't even notice that myself.

Also, imagine crying from joy when you meet The Rock.

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>>213600212
Does he only get asked by girls?

>>213599862
He's tall, they probably fucked

>>213600276
Kelly ripa said the samething but she is a prissy princess.

>>213600451
who is she?

>>213599661
>>213600409
Kek

They can be worth it if there’s someone you really want to meet, but they can be awkward events also. There are always some very dysfunctional people there. Probably helps you look more normal to the guests though

>>213600380
It’s true

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>>213600236
There was a photowith a cutie fattie
Anyone has it?

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>>213599483
so she's a whore

>>213599133 (OP)
Yes.

>>213599661
Never have.

>>213599862
Of course he's an Aewtist

>Sochee for the 100th time STOP groping your fans

>>213601142
holy fuck, disgusting arms

>>213599661
>>213600409
What's even the point of being famous if these are your fans

>>213599133 (OP)
This guy was stealing Pokemon cards,he didn't want to go with the police,then they grab him and toss him to the ground,his glasses fall off...
Then they carried him out with one shoe off. For shame.

Meeting celebrities is the best. Me on the left btw.

>>213600410
The choke out wasn't bad, usually you'd wake up in a minute. The bad part was when he let go Munch fell head first onto the concrete floor with all his ragdoll weight on it. Surprised he didn't die and he's fortunate not to cause the last thing he'd hear is Mr T saying
>He just sleepin'! He be alright!

>>213601326
Is there video?

>>213601348
Epstein

>>213600403
Because they get “>the master race” instead.

>>213601400
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9nJWaOQjPxQ

Actor here on the convention circuit. It's incredibly depressing. I spend the weekend in some hotel lobby for eight hours a day talking to random people about how great my life was twenty five years ago. My life is shit now. I drink every night. I have to do the cons to make money.
I used to make $10k or so a weekend but now I only get a $500 dollar appearance fee and try and sell $5 dollar autographs and t-shirts. Less and less people are coming to my table. Some people are mean to me and make fun of me as they walk by my table. The best part is the hotel room which is included so I don't have to sleep in my car.
I wish I was never born.

>>213601533
Stay strong Edward Furlong!

Does anyone have the old reposted image of the Soul Nazi at a fan convention surrounded by soup ladles? Image search is useless these days

>>213600263
>hoverchoke
what a loser

>>213601533
Why would they run the event in the hotel lobby?

>>213601533
I thought Cameo was supposed to end this lifestyle

>>213599133 (OP)
KENNY!!

>>213601666
i meant the hotel banquet room Satan.

>>213601533
These are the points where your larp falls apart
>but now I only get a $500 dollar appearance fee
Even the most obscure guests who were part of a fairly popular movie in the 70s and never acted again make at least a few thousand for appearance alone. The con is already paying for their fight and hotel, it has to be financially viable.
>try and sell $5 dollar autographs and t-shirts
The cheapest guest autographs are $40 or $30.
>Less and less people are coming to my table.
Not a bad thing for anyone involved. This means the guest isn't interacting non-stop, the fans get more time, and the con doesn't have to worry about keeping and orderly line.

Never seen Ryan Reynolds look less comfortable

>>213601767

Theoretically if you didn't care about going to jail after you could probably get a few good jabs in before security pulled you off

>>213601666
One D-list actress was at a "horror film festival / convention" yesterday (as an invited star of one of the movies) and it looks like this.

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>>213601786
>Things are so bad Ryan Reynolds is doing con appearances

Lucky bastard

Are there any with the celeb doing the hoverhand?

>>213601991
Who is that?

>>213601991
this is what a chad looks like

>>213602043
That's Ignacio, he works with me down at Autozone on Eastman Ave.

>>213601991
Wrasslin'.

>>213602043
Kat Newtown

>>213602043
Kathryn Newton from Abigail, Ant-Man, Three Billboards, Detective Pikachu

>>213602168
Newt a cute.
But that body is very disappointing.

>>213602168
Met her at a con and she was very cute and friendly desu. Didn’t ask to pick her up though

>>213602168
Also Freaky

>>213600154
Does anyone know why Kiki gave that reaction? What the hell.did the photographer say?

>>213602333
Haven’t seen that. She was good in Lisa Frankenstein and she’s doing Ready or Not 2

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>>213602417
>fart emma

>>213602404
I loved the first one.

>>213602493
It’s great, definitely doesn’t need a sequel, but I’ll be there

>>213599133 (OP)

>>213602404
>oooooohhhhhhhhh waiteeeeeerrrrr! more white women please!

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>>213600154
>>213602365

When you show Liam Neeson your naked gun:

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>>213602508
I'm surprised that I liked it but not Scream 5 & 6 and Abigail.

>>213602593
wtf

>>213602476
How hard would it be to make a replica ghostmobile?

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>>213602593
That was legit unnerving even the assistant got flustered.

>>213600050
average pessi fan

>>213602593
context?

>>213601825
damn this happened literally 10 mins from where i live. would have been fun to go since nothing happens in houston.

>>213602619
Best thing Radio Silence have done by far. Not sure how much of that was Weaving carrying it, but it definitely had funnier gags than their others

>>213602593
wtf he turned into a rabid monkey for a minute. His handler looked genuinely concerned.

>>213602708
He was messing about, didn’t want to sign autographs for dealers, then did pictures with fans though this video is cut short

>>213602593
>where’s me cosh

>>213602630
>>213602708

This is very recent, one of the Naked Gun red carpet events.

Audio makes it obvious that the guy (just to the left from the camera) is asking him to sign some poster or some object, and Liam explains that he doesn't do autographs, and his assistant also joins to say the same, even though the guy insists that he won't be selling it.

The consensus seems to be that Liam is aware that people re-sell autographs for retarded amounts of money and he doesn't condone this. Although I don't know why he flinched.

>>213602716
This is happening next month

https://celebritycomiccons.com/houston-tx-home/

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>>213600050
If my favorite celeb leaned in like that for a pic it would take every fiber of my being to not kiss her forehead.

>>213600307
You think he gets propositioned?

>>213602887
damn, you've met Movie Bob? lucky girl

>>213602476
>Bustin' makes me feel good!

>>213603042

That's my line!

>>213602999
Oh yeah
Too bad he's gay

>>213602999
When Keanu Reeves was in Saint Petersburg, Russia, a few years ago, for filming some B-movie, girls were throwing their bras to the balcony of his hotel room.

>>213602805
The dude looked scared for his life. Maybe someone pulled a gun for him to sign.

>>213602512
VALERIEEEEEEEE

>>213603163
Yeah, but also look at the immediate reaction of the younger guy behind Liam, who had the same point of view and saw Liam flinch and smiled, so he clearly saw what Liam was startled by but didn't find it alarming. I think it was something less threatening, maybe along the lines of someone in a "scary" suit of some character or some other thing like that, where you don't notice it for a while but then you suddenly see it and it makes you flinch.

>>213602404
Freaky is decent, Vince Vaughn is very funny in it

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>>213602805
He's being asked to sign one of the official stills from Schindler's List. Here's a madskillz stretch/fix of one of the better frames from the video.

>>213599133 (OP)
Why the sad 90s school picture background? I wanna see a black background with white diagonal letters, letters that look sharp and fast. And 4 different brand names interspersed between them.

>>213603310
Wow! Good sleuthing.

The origin of these photos came about with camera phones. People would see a celebrity and ask for a selfie. Maybe as a novelty / joke or maybe to actually try to convince people they knew they were friends with them.
All these convention photos say is, "I paid to take a picture with a celebrity."

>>213599862
Luv Anna Jay. Here's an even more bizarre fan photo with her.

>>213602512
But that guy is norwooding!

>>213600410
Holy shit now I want to ask a random celeb to front face lock me at a meet and greet.

>>213603469
Or, "kick me in the balls, mommy!"

>>213603429
I think this is (almost) not cringy because it's very evident that this guy's outfit/look is a gimmick/joke and everyone involved is obviously "in on it". That is, yes, it does look tacky, but very intentionally so and in a lighthearted way. As opposed to various cringe by people who aren't aware of their own cringe.

>>213602805
good, fuck reseller. One of the reason I can't get anything sign at anime con anymore

>>213603429
You just know he's wearing one of those penis locks and a buttplug

>>213603532
>As opposed to various cringe by people who aren't aware of their own cringe.
Examples?

>>213603500
There's this very little-known actress (mostly indie thriller stuff) who looks like this (not in all of her on-screen roles, obviously), and she sometimes roasts people on instagram who slide into her DMs with stuff like "can you be my mommy?". She records videos where she responds to this stuff sarcastically and makes fun of them. Little does she know that this probably makes them cum buckets instead. (or maybe she *does* know?)

>>213603568
Most of the other rough-looking people in this thread.

>>213603549
Those people ruin everything

>>213603429
I like how this fat old nerd could pin her to the ground in 5 seconds flat but she still makes millions as a wrestler and everyone has to tell her how awesome she is and how she could totally kick your ass GRRL POWER teehee!!!!

>>213603599
So what's her name? What are you protecting her from?

>>213603549
This cancer is in every niche/industry.
I collect twisty puzzles (which is basically things like the Rubik's cube but more interesting). Some of them are geared towards just teenage kids who speedsolve stuff, some others are for adult autists who appreciate some interesting geometric properties that make a puzzle very hard or unusual, etc. Some manufacturers of mass-produced puzzles sometimes make limited edition versions in transparent plastic and stuff like that. While they are in stock, they are sold for a reasonable price, maybe 1.5x of the regular price, which is fine and understandable. As soon as they go out of stock, hoarder resellers come out of the woodwork and offer to let go of their untouched/pristine/still-in-sealed-packaging copies for outright absurd amounts of money.

>>213603685
https://instagram.com/katelynnenewberry

>What are you protecting her from?
Huh?

>>213602512
Call on Meeeeeeeeeee! Call on me!

>>213603615
dude in batman dress definitely set a cringe record, even if it's just "ironic"

>>213599133 (OP)

>>213603158
Yeah right. Keanu is Reddit popular because he gives up his seat on the subway and does John Wick. That doesn't mean women are actually attracted to him.

>>213603429
based always make celebrities uncomfortable

>>213600050
Chinese, knobby knees look at these

>>213600364
Mads "Asphyxiate Asia" Mikkelson

>>213603532
>I'm only pretending to look like a stupid pervert.

>>213599815
I have this movie poster in my office

>>213601142
The wall will hit that one hard, cute girl hair on her arms though.

>>213603835
Anon there's endless easily available photographic proofs of how people flocked to him and followed him all over St Petersburg when he was there.
(he was accompanied by the film production people and security to make things manageable)

>>213601889
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How much money does that guy need? It is ego at this point. Dylan McKay I get.

>>213603902
I never said he wasn't popular. But girls throwing their bras on his balcony implies sexual attraction.

>>213599133 (OP)
Seeing all the awkward photos with celebrities is unironically why I only pay for a signed 8x10

>>213599133 (OP)
You tell me.

>>213604003
I don't even understand the appeal in the first place. It's not like we're going to become friends or anything. I'd rather have a framed autographed movie poster hanging on my wall. Even better if I could somehow get the director to sign it but I'm too poor for that.

>>213600067
It's Anna Jay.

Edward Furlong gets fucking weird at conventions

>>213602593
>BLACK BASTARD

>>213604104

The only acceptable fan photo imo

>>213603092
Sucks, i dont even like asians that much but that one was hot

>>213599133 (OP)
worse, "look" does not represent the smell

It’s probably more awkward than ever since AI can make two people in a picture kiss each other, some degenerate fans who took a picture with their celeb crush will use AI for their fantasies and the actors and actresses knows this.

>>213603957
Why is that hard to believe? Russian girls are very slutty and he is rich, famous and attractive.

Has-been here. You get used to it after the first time you do a con. They're almost always lovely people, just geeky and awkward. I genuinely love meeting fans. I also love cosplay so when someone is dressed like one of my characters it makes my day.

>>213599133 (OP)
I've been attending cons for a long, long time. Just earlier this summer I was at one which had a bunch of stars from the 80's & 90's that, long ago, I would have been thrilled to meet.
At one point I was no more than 15 feet from William Shatner and could have gotten a picture with him for $120 and there was less than 10 people left in line. He was, by far, the biggest star there, even though there was Heather Locklear, Vincent D' Nofrio, Pauly Shore and lots more below their level.
I did walk by the guy who plays Shooter McGavin and said "Hi, Shooter!" and he gave a friendly wave.
Even though I have the disposable income, I just had no real interest anymore unless it's a very, very, select few, so I didn't get any. The one I regret not getting was Stan Lee, he was at my local con about a year before he died.

>>213603092
He has a lovely wife

>>213604201
Lmao that's a good angle. Some results can look very good with some luck.
However, you don't even need to start with a real photo of the two people standing together.

>>213604443
the original pic was already him basically doing that and she has an exaggerated creeped out look on her face

>>213602593
I expected his pants to be pissed.

>>213604237
these mutant wrestling fans should be actual wrestlers. they are legit huge weird looking people. but instead vanilla midgets are in the ring and the crazy looking dudes pay to take pictures with them

>>213604575
Yes, I know. The first frame in this vid is real. The guy is her personal friend, not some rando. But it's still an example of an animated video that looks more natural than most others.

>>213604223
I am glad Xander is smiling.

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>>213604127
Eddie no!

>>213599133 (OP)
I wish there were more of these from porn conventions.

>>213599210
They have to eat too

>>213601991
>you will never princess carry a white woman because you're not brown enough
It's so fucking over.

>>213600262
but that's still weird to take a photo while being chocked, it's clearly sexual

>>213599133 (OP)
No, bro, they're 10 times more cringe, you can't even imagine. Watch a video for a QA session, try to find a smaller con, with lower grade celebrities.

>>213604324
what's the context here?

>>213604373
Hi Jodelle. Loved you in Silent Hill.

>>213600050
Christ, imagine these poor celebrities having to spend hours being close to a horde of fat, sweaty nerd-virgins. Fucking listening to them wheezing for breath as their allergies and nerves kick in, unable to form coherent sentences because they are so socially retarded.

>>213604324
honestly cute
that looks like a long time ago though, I can only imagine the type of freaky fujo that lady evolved into in the 2010s

>>213601991
Based KatNewt letting nerds live out their chad dreams

>>213599862
I'm willing to bet he got sexually harassed/assaulted by her. Poor fella.

>>213599344
>spent a lot of money to take a picture with someone who already stopped thinking about them
not true. picrel is a picture of me and karen gillan that she posted on her instagram, with the caption "riding his massive cock was the greatest, most pleasurable experience of my life, even though it tore my pussy apart and i had to get it stitched back together at the hospital."

>>213606207
>stretch marks on the neck

>>213604375
>At one point I was no more than 15 feet from William Shatner and could have gotten a picture with him for $120 and there was less than 10 people left in line
Should have left it at "at one point I was no more than 15 feet from William Shatner", the rest of this part is where it starts to get weird.

I've never been to one myself, not living in the US so having less opportunity, but they seem cool. I think the problem is the optics of celebrities and then mere plebs. Successful actors generally have an uncommon charisma while convention-goers often have a bit of the opposite and it's obvious who wants to be friends with the other. But the celebrities often say they love their fans showing their support by coming to their public showings.

The singular happy memory that I have of my mother was taking her to meet R D Anderson and the Atlantis cast at Comic-com.
Hewlett was actually really cool to discuss Canadian indie cinema with. I can see why Atlantis turned into the Rodney show by the end; Man has a lot of sincere passion.>>213606247

>>213603532
Hate this kind of humor it’s so gay.

>>213602593
Thought some dumb kid pointed a gun at him

>>213605893
The dudes on the left and the right are famous actors

>>213605893
Look I named these teddy bears after you!

>>213600307
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>>213600212
This just reminded me that an Asian friend from college said she liked Hannibal.

>>213604406
>lovely
looks dorky to me

>>213601533
>Less and less people are coming to my table

>>213606834
He said he's an actor, not a writer. He doesn't need to write good.

>>213600831

>>213606879
nta but being knowing your native tongue has got to help.

Imagine he auditions for a role, his one last shot at making it big again, and there is some chit-chat with the director or whoever's there and he is about to say "less and less" and suddenly remembers the anon's post and says "fewer" instead, not sounding like an esl, and this is the tiny difference that that causes him to be selected.

>>213604780
You'll never be able to work in Hollywood agai... nevermind.

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>>213602593
video has to be fake he hasn't pissed his pants

>>213600380
That's only if you go outside once every few months for a con.

If you go out regularly to crowded events that's not the case.

>>213600263
this one looks so low effort compared to the others, like he just gave up by the end of the day

>>213606908
>Why aren't you choking ME, Madz-san?

>>213602593
>Liam Neeson sees a black person

>>213599661
red one has fans?

>>213607442
my boomer aunt loved it and kept trying to convince me to watch it

>>213602999
Who is she?

>>213599133 (OP)
me on the left

>>213602593
can somebody edit this to have 60 Taken cuts

>>213601991
Why would she agree to this?

>>213602512
>IVE SEEN FOOTAGE

>>213599661
That doesn't look like joy or happiness, it looks like a psychotic meltdown.

>>213600050
Someone draw the lines

>>213607660

She's a people pleaser!

>>213601142
I’d lick her hairy arms so my saliva would make the hairs darker and more noticeable

>>213607713
Would she let me touch her belly? I don't smell and I'm not overweight.

So do these people just have zero self-awareness, then?

>>213604223
>Xander somehow looks better than Marsters
Lmao

>>213607620
Behold, this one is even worse than Taken.

(no, I didn't manipulate the footage in any way. it's exactly like this in the movie.)

>>213606207
>that earring
Um, anon, I don't believe you actually slept with Ms Gillan.

>>213607713
Oh yeah? How many people?

>>213607824

Depends can you greenlight Detective Pikachu 2 or Young Avengers?

>>213606908
fuuuck I need a cute fat japanese gf bros

>>213607880
That ain't happening. Kat's gonna have to work a lot harder and a lot better if she wants to please multiple people all at once, tbqhwy.

Can't they just become working actors?
Like there are great character actors with hundreds acting credits of side characters out there. I'm sure they're making enough money to survive while not being known as a dipshit that sells autographs to lonely ugly nerds.

>>213607880
I'm so autistic and pathetic I am considering asking her out on IG. Yes I know and no I don't care.

>>213607951
I dunno, it's pretty easy work for decent money.

>>213605893
she can bearly contain her excitement lol

>>213601533
Didn’t know Dean Cain posted here.

>>213603831
they all look so dead inside

>>213604003
DIOS MIO! El Ogro Imigrante...

>>213602512
>the one good who isn't freakish looking
Does she want to fuck him?

>>213599862
average /tv/ troll

>>213607951
From what I understand, that kind of life (and career) is far far less attractive than it might seem. Actors are, effectively, freelancers and not employees. Every few months, they are out of a job and need to actively look for new jobs, which is worse in terms of general stability than even the regular "everyday person" blue collar jobs or office jobs where you know that you are reasonably secure unless you fuck up or some changes happen at the company. Even if you have an agent who handles a certain chunk of this role-seeking/applying process, it's still auditions (= job interviews) all the time, not knowing whether you'll be employed in a month or next year, etc. And the pay isn't particularly great unless you're one of the few household names or "oh hey I know that face" guys. It's middle class at most, often lower middle.

I was following this one actress from random B-movies. Mostly because she's attractive, but also I genuinely think that she's not a bad actress, she even carried one of these movies as a lead quite nicely. Then, after years of doing these gigs, she hopped onto some endless soap opera that has been coming out every weekday FOR 60 YEARS NOW and that's all that she's been doing since 2018. 7 years straight of it just being a "day job", presumably spending 3-4 full workdays filming your parts for the upcoming episodes.

Interestingly, she quit this very recently with the intent of putting herself out there again and seeking new roles. But she also gave birth to 2 kids in this time period, so I imagine from the point of view of a human who has wants and needs in terms of personal life, this show was a welcome harbor of much-needed stability in life.

>>213602512
Was she attracted to him? Why did she have a different look? He was tall and had a chad jaw. Did she spill her spaghetti?

>>213599133 (OP)
How much does it cost to touch her? She has to come to Philadelphia eventually, right?

>>213599862
Me on the right

>>213608102
the absolute size of this lad

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>>213608129
He died in 2015

J are you in here ?

>>213608207
His best life

>>213599133 (OP)
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>>213602417
I'm not some black pιll looksmax fag who thinks men should meticulously groom and plastic surgery themselves and life is pointless if you don't look like a chad, but goddamn do these guys have no self-respect or sense of shame? Looking like a fat ugly unwashed slob is bad enough, but adopting this pathetic submissive position to beautiful women who socially mog you to oblivion on top of that? Do they have no self-awareness?

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>>213601348
>>213602417
I'm not some black pιll looksmax fag who thinks men should meticulously groom and plastic surgery themselves and life is pointless if you don't look like a chad, but goddamn do these guys have no self-respect or sense of shame? Looking like a fat ugly unwashed slob is bad enough, but adopting this pathetic submissive position to beautiful women who socially mog you to oblivion (and are probably disgusted by you) on top of that? Do they have no self-awareness or dignity?

>>213608207
Was it the carl's jr.?

>>213603835
Why is it hard for you to believe Keanu Reeves would have women attracted to him?

>>213608433
>but goddamn do these guys have no self-respect or sense of shame
no
>>213608433
>adopting this pathetic submissive position to beautiful women
In high school I was embarrassingly shy around women and it's a compulsion in the same way you're compelled to pull your hand away from a burn. It takes incremental improvement to really break out of it.

>>213608433
A lot of these guys are literally autistic, so yeah they genuinely have no "aesthetic" or "masculine" awareness of themselves, they just don't think or care about that stuff. A lot of them are probably also bugmen who reject "mainstream beauty standards" and "social pressure to conform" or whatever.

>>213599133 (OP)
>travelling across the country, renting a hotel, buying a ticket, paying for the handshake event, just to take a photo with some mid woman

He could have fucked 5 19 year olds for less if he lived in Berlin

>>213608596
That's just as meaningless, whores don't really want you either.

>>213608596
Ok but do any of them look like Mckenna Grace or Emma Myers?

>>213599661
How do you respond to someone looking at you like that without sounding mad or repulsed?

>>213608618
No but having an orgasm while your penis is inside of a vagina and you are kissing a pretty lady is quite nice :)

>>213608639
There's a lot of cute Ukrainian girls whoring themselves now for less than they're worth in terms of looks.

>>213608639
Thankfully no

Earthrocker bros...

>>213608643
I hope to find that out one day.

>>213601348
whitest snoodposter

>>213602512
>It's the only one where her neck is exposed

>>213600410
Belzer was such a slimy jew rat bitch about that. He even looked like a goblin.

>>213601825
Those people are gods in that tiny circle of autists. I met Tom Savini at one point, and from the way he carried himself, you'd have thought I was talking to Tom Cruise or something.

>>213602168
Oh yeah, her. His daughter who was adorable in the first couple Ant-Man movies, and then they aged up and turned into yet another obnoxious girl boss.

>>213607713
i would unironically ask to lick her tummy for the photo

>>213607774
Of course not, they're autists.

>>213602887
Dylan... We meet again

>>213606207
press X to doubt

>>213599133 (OP)
If I get the chance I'm going to get a picture with her to make /tv/ proud. Don't think I've seen anything she's in. Cute though.

>>213599862
if you have a nose like that as a man it's over

>>213601275
Those are foreign fans, let alone from Europe, Scandinavian countries

What might be an actor's reaction if you ask them to sign a portable (or regular) HDD that is filled with their pirated movies?

>>213608935
Dude, Tom Savini is the Shakespeare, of visual effects, of the physical kind(horror). How dare you

>>213609091
>walks up to Mckenna Grace
>pulls out 10tb hard drive of AI nudes

>>213599862
Midwest germanic white men are the ugliest fucking phenotype I have ever seen. And they all fucking look like this too.

>>213602476
>bucks are breaking themselves now

>>213602512
*bites lip*

>>213602512
>meets ONE normal looking, tall, in shape fan
>immediately does the slut face
I wonder if celebrities get their perception of what a normal human looks like warped from meeting hundreds of dysgenic freaks every day, that they end up becoming horny towards the normal looking ones that show up.

>>213601825
FAT
A
T

>>213608952
Yeah, the writing on that film was terrible and they made a big mistake with her character

>>213603831
He's got a fucked up facial structure. Why do so many child actors end up so uncanny looking?

>>213608952
>>213609238
It's okay, it just means she needs correction. It'll bring the MCU to daring new storytelling heights.

>>213600154
Ha, that was the reaction my first crush made when I told her I liked her.

>>213604237
his head looks like it's been flattened by an iron

>>213609299

>>213602476

>>213599862
this guy either has a massive brain or a huge amount of air in that gigantic skull.

>>213609208
Could be, most hot female celebs are married to average-looking guys

>>213599862

>>213608102
>>213608456
>>213608746
Whatever was the context of these photos?

>>213609465
There was so promotion at a Carl's Jr. (fast food place) where you could get a photo with some basketball cheerleaders if when you got food. This was the results.

>>213609523
>you could get a photo with some basketball cheerleaders if when you got food
That's a strangely very low bar for eligilibity.

>>213599862

>>213608074
I think John Lithgow said that one of the main draws for doing 3rd rock for him was that it was a steady job, steady paycheck and in the evening he could go back to his family.

i used to joke that i would only go to a porn convention but the cringe is probably even worse

>>213609633
>coomer.jpg
yeah, we've all seen the photos

>>213608102
Look at the size of that lad.

>>213609647
i used to dream about going to the vegas adult awards as teenager i dont even wanna imagine what it looks like now

>>213600523
He looks like a gayer LL Cool J

>>213608023
Good

>>213609696
>i dont even wanna imagine what it looks like now
Every pic I've seen are very sad middle aged men and weedy young adults

>>213606926
I need to put this on a shirt with “who dey” underneath.

>>213609647
The picture that saved a generation

>>213606207
I've also met Karen, tho not at all con. She was..wasted.

>>213610267
I've heard that this chick is a massive whore that writes herself off all the time

>>213610267
Were you staying in the hotel or did you work there?

>>213610382
NTA but guess I should have talked to her when I saw her at Edinburgh Fringe kek