We're All Manchildren Here edition
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>>213599576 (OP)
Gremlins is Jerry Goldsmith's best score

Drop Dead Fred is a psychological thriller about generational trauma and inherited illness

>>213599576 (OP)
TIFF announces it's schedule tomorrow. Hoping to catch 2-3 movies the weekend I go to Toronto.

https://tiff.net/films/exit-8
https://tiff.net/films/frankenstein
https://tiff.net/films/honey-bunch
https://tiff.net/films/junk-world
https://tiff.net/films/obsession

> I'm just going to watch the series after the first movie because none of you faggots are any

Not 80’s, no reply

We all love the 80s here

M3gan!

>>213599870
Not hor

>>213599576 (OP)
seriously,wtf was her problem

>>213599628
>Anon suddenly reminds me of Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
I see why my generation is kind of fucked because neither are considered horror

Watched Weapons. It was just okay.

What is with all the anti-white sentiment on /hor/ recently?

Gremlins.
As the thread theme, what an embarrassment.
A stain on the catalog.

>>213600200
What are you talking about.

Tourist here, wow, you guys really took a dump on the whole board.

>>213600200
Probably push back from the indians for all the anti-sentiment on here

>>213599576 (OP)
Yooooo who made this general lol
Gremlins? Embarrassing bro.
What are you, 12?

Okay I never post here but I just had to.
You guys enjoy and still talk about Gremlins here? I thought you had to be 18 to post here.

>>213600353
>>213600423
Namaste.

Cursed general. Won’t be posting in this one.

>>213600513
Fantastic. We all hope you never post here again.

We're all Gremlins here

>>213599624
>>213599826
>>213599861
>>213600092
>>213600230
>>213600531
>>213600688
Stop talking about 80s movies.

>>213600688
Also, Critters, Ghoulies and the mini demons from The Gate.

>>213600200
From this indian >>213600509

>>213600788
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead is in 1991 and Christina Applegate is 100% legal in it

>>213600826
Perpetual 80’s manchild

>>213600968
Meh, is good taste, practical effects were better at engaging the audience, is time to accept it

>>213600956
>Christina Applegate is 100% legal in it
Noice

>>213600423
>People under 18 have seen Gremlins

>>213600200
I only ever see chuds get asspained over Black actors and actresses

The santa story Phoebe Cates says in Gremlins is so funny it sounds like an improved bit in Home Movies

>>213599576 (OP)
testing

>>213601177
Henlo?

>>213601011
> engaging the audience
An audience of children
>is time to accept it
The 80’s is over gramps, time to accept it.

>>213601030
Excess Baggage in 1997 is an even more hilarious crime caper with her. She fakes her own kidnapping to get her rich dad's attention and accidentally nearly frames, and purposefully nearly rapes, Benecio del Toro, but the problem is her dad's fixer is Christopher Walken

Nobody has ever liked anything that was made before they were born. Only whatever my peers are watching is worth watching.

>>213601249
lmfaoo

>>213601294
Wasn't there a movie she starred in early on where she played a teenage prostitute?

Come home from work, open /tv/, find /hor/, manchild edition.
I will not be participating in this one.

>>213601323
Streets in 1990. Still legal

>>213601360
That was it, thanks.

Good job, OP. No one is posting here now.

>>213601440
It's a Roger Corman production, and if other anons are wondering, it's a killer cop thriller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1vyIVpH590

>>213601538
Same kinda vibe as Freeway maybe, but it's been 35 years since I've seen Streets. So I could be totally off.

>>213601618
well i am fucking sold

>>213601618
Freeway is taking a lot of notes from everywhere, which is probably why Oliver Stone produced it

>>213599802
Will you watch Sarah Gadon's show there?

>>213601709
Female cult leader.
*sigh
No one follows females.

fyi vibrations 96 is applegate tardkino

When was the last time modern horror reached such elevated heights? Scream?

>>213601789
The Crush in 1993 is prime Applegate blackmails you for refusing her sexual advances kino

>>213601900
i get all of those poison ivy ish movies extremely confused. there's so fucking many.

>>213601900
Silverstone, not Applegate.
Mind you, I always confuse Witherspoon and Silverstone.

I remember really liking this film when I was little and I want more creature monster horrors of that kind.

>>213601950
it do look great

>>213601895
Janine Turner kino

I made it 15 minutes into Evil Dead Rise and I had to tap out. One of the worst pieces of shit I've seen in a minute.

>>213601177
>>213601208
…..it's the monah

Why do people go online to brag about how they're retarded and have no attention span?

>>213602010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9HTHiTUK2o

>>213601934
Lol >>213601929 I always forget it's Barrymore in that one too
The amount of confusing blondes reminds me I watched Always Shine and when the actor switches character I was like
>This simplifies things because I can't tell these two blondes apart already
/face blind

>>213601950
I don't know where you got that image of me but delete it right now.

>>213602010
Every time I see this woman I remember the time I met her in a bar after a con. We talked and I bought her a drink. I'm so fucking mad at myself for not trying to pick her up. I'll never forgive myself, even if she was past her sell by date.

>>213601249
Think about it anon, in jurassic world what was more engaging the giant cgi monster or chris prat doing the crocodile dundee hand trick?

>>213601848
All 3 of these films (barring HIM as it's not out) are kino and I'm tired of /tv/ having such shit taste

>>213602032
iirc poison ivy 2 was jaime pressly. like every hot blonde that existed in 1990s got a poison ivy clone.

>>213601950
Have you seen The Relic (1997)?

bleh

>>213602032
I know, but they do look very similar desu.

>>213602114
Bleh

>>213601848
the substance was a fun movie but it was not a smart movie

Anti-80s anon working hard tonight.

>>213602147
I never finished this series, Vampire Diaries either. Going to have to get around to that some day.

>>213602136
I'll have to trust you because I always recognise Reese Witherspoon right for some reason
>>213602086
Yeah it lasted for ages too because I think Swimfan was like 2002

Anybody else seen pic rel?

>>213601993
>Janine Turner
You wouldn't happen to enjoy the works of beloved actresses Ingrid Bergman and Carey Lowell, would you?

>>213602031
Nice find.

>>213602078
Nice pasta.

>>213602312
>Nice pasta.
Thanks, I probably post it every time I see her because I always think of it.

>>213602312
hard to believe

>>213602312
i could have fixed her

>>213602312
I'm going to be perfectly honest, as much as I enjoyed her in all her acting roles, I never really found her attractive. She never did it for me.
Still a great actress and will be missed.

YUMYUM

>>213602503
>mom is actually super good at killing gremlins
Probably my favorite bit

>>213602532
she's the ellen ripley of gremlins. she even has the hair.

>>213602572
kek, very true

Actresses look so much cockier and arrogant when they are young and bright eyed. Then each year after 21, their confidence and bright eyedness goes down.

>>213602503
>haven't had any gingerbread cookies in probably 12 years
Bros

>>213602652
They're really easy to make

>>213602713
I know, I made some in 2012.

>>213602395
I appreciate the honesty. Obviously not everyone will have the same taste and it's important to understand that. I may just be saying that though because I'm attributing this post to a fren.
Btw if anyone watched the Black Christmas vinyl rip that anon posted, there are some familiar faces on the wall…

Gingerbread humans are an analogy for how we're all prefabbed and baked by powers we don't understand who only create us to be consumed

>>213602740
I think that problem is kind of on you then bro

>>213601950
I assume you've seen Shark Man aka Hammerhead Frenzy?

>>213602312
>You wouldn't happen to enjoy the works of beloved actresses Ingrid Bergman and Carey Lowell, would you?
I do indeed, among many others. Especially this little lady. Extremely based Kidderpic btw, saved.

Did you know that movie was based on a /hor/ thread?

You guys gotta spoiler that stuff, I'm telling you. Once a jannie shows up to prune the npm posts, your nudes are getting pruned too, sadly.

Thoughts on pic related

>>213602765
Whoa dude you just blew my mind.

>>213602395
Yeah cause you’re ugly lol. Hilarious. Probably the best girl in this general and you say she is the one you dont find attractive.

Wow, jannie deleting even the non nude stuff. I don't understand these boards any more. Fucking hell.

>>213602810
>mfw it's already been deleted
>mfw this post was also deleted in the time I spent replying to it
Sad! Grim, even. I'm always glad to see you here though. Cat People doesn't get brought up enough.

>>213602888
Nine times out of ten titties stay up on /hor/ but someone must be feeling frisky tonight.

>>213603023
>32 deleted posts
After I wrote this post I noticed a lot of posts just went missing. Come on! I doubt they even banned anyone. Guess /tv/ mods are just as retarded as our resident spammer.

ITS UP

is it good?

>>213603023
janny was deleting 30 posts of amanda/sara/80s funposting yesterday, no fun allowed

>>213603215
Most of the posts deleted were our resident spammer, so that's good at least.

>>213603251
Nothing about the 80’s was fun

>>213603251
>amanda/sara
Good

Here is a poem dedicated to the Substance.

Once flesh divine, now rotting blight,
A carcass bathed in endless night.
Veins like ash, and eyes like coal,
The Wall devours what once was whole.

Skin sloughs off in weeping sheets,
Exposed to worms beneath the streets.
Whispers crawl beneath cracked bone,
A hollow throne, forever lone.

Lips split open, blackened, dry,
Breathless screams no soul can spy.
Beauty’s corpse, a withered shrine,
Drained of blood, devoid of time.

No mercy in the Wall’s cruel maw,
It claws, it crushes every flaw.
All light consumed, all hope is stalled—
The Wall is death; it claims them all

>>213603278
It's useless removing spam if they don't ban anyone. Case in point: >>213602957

>>213603282
Like you'd know, zoomie

>>213603341
jannies clean it up, they cant ban

Thread Theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgomTOOgl8M

>>213603341
There is no spam

>>213603607
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you from behind

>>213603691
jokes on you she gets him from the top

>>213603691
SEX with the devil woman!

>>213603215
WTF, I guess collarbone is a little too racy now. I do agree that Cat People '82 is criminally underappreciated on this board and needs a wider critical reassessment in general. There seems to be a certain class of person who hate it and I can never get a good answer from them as to why.

Eternal damnation but had sex, l8r g8rs

>>213603607
She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind.

>>213603607
She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind.

Golf clap

>>213604047
I dont usually fall for "so bad it's good" but this was entertaining

Horror films about WW1!

>>213604135
sounds boring

>>213603884
>>213603884
> Eternal damnation but had sex, l8r g8rs
I was talking about brownoids in my online game and some guy legit said went “muhh dick” on me lol
Hes like
>thats why dick bigger than yours
he was actually black or brown.
soooo low iq i swear

>>213604135
Bunker

>>213604135
Just watch any WWI war flick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngUlmaMRX_c

>>213604204
>he was actually black or brown.
That's funny because your post absolutely reeks of chicken biryani.

>>213604327
What are you talking about?

Anyone here watching the Institute?

>>213604794
Is that the only current horror tv show on air right now that has new episodes each week that no one in the horror general talks about?

>>213604865
It is as if this general only watches mainstream slop and 80s horror.

>>213604886
Its weird . An on air Stephen King tv show and no one talks about it.

>>213604983
Exactly.

>>213604794
> A group of psychic children unites to take on the shadowy organization that has kidnapped them and claims to be using their power to "save the world.
This?

Look, I appreciate all the bumps from pisscuckjeetmanfag on a thread I made but no, no one here cares about modern-day Stephen King adaption slop. Seriously, go back already. Anywhere but here.

>>213604794
I'm too lazy to pirate individual episodes so not until it's finished.

>>213604794
I willl check it out

>>213605069
You are the manchild who made this thread? lol

Cuck thread

>it's another stephen king adaptation
does hollywood know other horror writers exist?

Just put on Shaman (2025).

>>213605210
Stephen King is goat.
So goat that people think they will appear intelligent by saying he isnt.

>>213605219
You’re probably the only anon here that watches movies that arent mainstream slop besides me.

>>213605219
>>213605238
>>213605252
t. samefagging Canadian cuckold that loves slobbering King's knob

>>213605210
Yeah, like Mary Shelley and uh...

>>213605282
Not a samefag but keep coping

>>213605219
This is one is pretty good so far.

>Gremlins
Kino alert!

This guy is killing the general and you're all letting him.

>>213605415
Yeah, those 80’s soifags need to go. Or at least chill out a bit.

>>213605350
>>213605415
>>213605432
>"Not a samefag but keep coping," he types on his iPhone 6S with shit-encrusted fingers crying while replying to three consecutive (You)s
Here's three more :)

>>213605403
Kino alert indeed! I would've loved to play this as a kid.

>>213605219
This movie is pretty good so far. Lots of scary noises and mood. Great setting.

>>213605350
>>213605432
>"Not a samefag but keep coping," he types on his iPhone 6S with shit-encrusted fingers crying while replying to three consecutive (You)s
Here's a few more :)

>>213605403
Kino alert indeed! I would've loved to play this as a kid.

>>213605484
Anything that entertains someone who posts on 4chan while watching movies is probably terrible.

>>213605528
Agreed. It's likely slop.

>>213605519
>>213605478
Stop spamming /hor/

>>213605546
Why did you reply to a deleted post? Dumbass

The 80s rule deal w/ it

>>213605484
Let us know what you think and keep us updated. I already saw this movie. It gives off Incantation vibes.

>types of horror films you're dead tired of
>types of horror films you're hungry for

>>213605219
Shit. This movie is non stop jumpscares lmaoo. Good vibe though so its fine.

I wonder if The Shining breaks our resident spammer's brain because it's an 80s Stephen King adaption that happens to be really good.

>>213605219
>>213605636
Thanks for the recommendation. Blows Talk to Me and Bring Her Back out the water.

>>213605592
>tired of
legacy sequels, they've all been shit
>hungry for
original vampire kino

I thought the main character would do something cool in Ready or Not but they didn't. And I didn't see any of the villains suffer.

>before YT came, land negro free

>>213605754
LOL

>BUFALLOS ARE NOT SEX TOYS

Don't mind me.
I'm just boxing Helena.

this is the worst /hor/ thread
off season sucks

>>213605873
Don’t let a manchild make the thread.

>>213599861
I think the 80s suck

>>213605873
I like Together

Holy shit what a nice surprise this movie was. I went in blind expecting some low budget goofy amateur film, but it really felt like a spiritual succesor to Climax by Gaspar Noé. If you told me he directed it, I would have absolutely believed you.

The eventual pay-off for the journey is a bit lacking, but I loved how it lingered on the 'process'. It took me half of the movie to even make sense of what the actual direction of the plot was going to be, like what was actually going on. The 'eye' thing and neck twitch that started in a subtle way eventually gave it away. At first I didn't like the switch to the second protagonist, bjt man she turned out to be arguably better, even though she got less screen time. You could tell she was having fun with her role.

Highly recommended if you like psychedelic one-shot movies with nice cinematography.

>>213605873
annihilated by a single jeet. it's impressive really.

>>213605069
seriously the carie og movie is way better than the book wtf. something about how shitty and dirty everything is makes the original more unsettling. the whole movie is just suspence and build up and the payoff is kino. tarantino should have taken notes.

>>213606511
>>213606528
Agreed on both counts.

okay w/hor/es let me pitch you a remake: its sleep away camp with Elliot Page, but dressed as a girl... and at the end he reveals he's post op, but also the murderer. what do you think? too scary?

>>213606601
how about you pitch a hammer into your own head until you pass out

>>213600826
I fucking miss practical creature effects. That shit looks awesome. CG sucks the fun out of everything.

>>213599870
kek I saw that episode of jerry springer.

>>213606601
>sleepaway camp remake
>hunter schaefer plays camp councillor at lgbtq+ camp
>people start getting murdered
>everyone suspects it's the big burly gay character
>turns out it's just some random dude
>confused why there's no twist
>credits roll
>"The average man... is more dangerous than a bear"
>mfw
>look at ticket
>actually I accidentally went to see In A Violent Nature 2

>>213606850
this post made me feel bad for you. im just going to close the thread now

IaVN2 is going to traumatize society and you're doing NOTHING to stop it

>>213607050
Oh boy, I wonder what political themes they're gonna roll out this time!

looks like head explosions are back on the menu boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1dUt1BXDjc

>>213603691
>>213603896
>>213603995
I love evil women bros

>>213607537
>the actor from Spree & Free Guy
He's pretty solid, especially in Spree.

>>213607614
Same

>>213606473
The first half was pretty slow and uninteresting but when it began to pick up, it really picked up. Still, the movie relied on stupid decisions and some incompetent behavior the military couldn't find the girl in the bar but it felt worth it once the thing went off the rails.

>>213606473
Top 3 of last year.

>Watched TCM3
>Actually enjoyed it
Yes it's studiopoop and therefore a little too polished but it's well done. I don't really mind the lack of gore because the original didn't have much either. I liked the new family. Leatherface has a daughter(!)? Kind of weird that he has a chad brother but I guess you can't have ugly people in studio movies. When your blood relatives are Viggo Mortensen, Matthew McConaughey, and Alexandra Daddario, at some point you're not an inbred woods clan, but you're just the retarded one out of a family of elite genes. I understand why Bubba wears the mask now.
Now I'm wondering if TCM The Next Generation filtered everyone and have to check it out.

>>213599576 (OP)
Based Phoebs thread. Drop Dead Fred is peak Phoebino

>>213601618
When Reese says the N word in this you can tell it comes very naturally to her kek. I wonder how many times she said it in her life before the movie.