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Anonymous No.213599576 >>213599624 >>213599802 >>213600021 >>213600353 >>213601177 >>213607969
/hor/ – Horror General
We're All Manchildren Here edition
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Anonymous No.213599624 >>213600788
>>213599576 (OP)
Gremlins is Jerry Goldsmith's best score
Anonymous No.213599628 >>213600092 >>213608575
Drop Dead Fred is a psychological thriller about generational trauma and inherited illness
Anonymous No.213599802 >>213601709
>>213599576 (OP)
TIFF announces it's schedule tomorrow. Hoping to catch 2-3 movies the weekend I go to Toronto.

https://tiff.net/films/exit-8
https://tiff.net/films/frankenstein
https://tiff.net/films/honey-bunch
https://tiff.net/films/junk-world
https://tiff.net/films/obsession
Anonymous No.213599826 >>213600788
> I'm just going to watch the series after the first movie because none of you faggots are any

Not 80’s, no reply
Anonymous No.213599861 >>213600788 >>213606251
We all love the 80s here
Anonymous No.213599870 >>213600017 >>213606772
M3gan!
Anonymous No.213600017
>>213599870
Not hor
Anonymous No.213600021
>>213599576 (OP)
seriously,wtf was her problem
Anonymous No.213600066 >>213609565 >>213609859 >>213612114
Anonymous No.213600092 >>213600788 >>213608535
>>213599628
>Anon suddenly reminds me of Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
I see why my generation is kind of fucked because neither are considered horror
Anonymous No.213600100
Watched Weapons. It was just okay.
Anonymous No.213600200 >>213600257 >>213600314 >>213600902 >>213601125
What is with all the anti-white sentiment on /hor/ recently?
Anonymous No.213600230 >>213600788
Gremlins.
As the thread theme, what an embarrassment.
A stain on the catalog.
Anonymous No.213600257
>>213600200
What are you talking about.
Anonymous No.213600268
Tourist here, wow, you guys really took a dump on the whole board.
Anonymous No.213600314
>>213600200
Probably push back from the indians for all the anti-sentiment on here
Anonymous No.213600353 >>213600509
>>213599576 (OP)
Yooooo who made this general lol
Gremlins? Embarrassing bro.
What are you, 12?
Anonymous No.213600423 >>213600509 >>213601078
Okay I never post here but I just had to.
You guys enjoy and still talk about Gremlins here? I thought you had to be 18 to post here.
Anonymous No.213600509 >>213600902
>>213600353
>>213600423
Namaste.
Anonymous No.213600513 >>213600537
Cursed general. Won’t be posting in this one.
Anonymous No.213600531 >>213600788
Anonymous No.213600537
>>213600513
Fantastic. We all hope you never post here again.
Anonymous No.213600688 >>213600788 >>213600826
We're all Gremlins here
Anonymous No.213600788 >>213600956
>>213599624
>>213599826
>>213599861
>>213600092
>>213600230
>>213600531
>>213600688
Stop talking about 80s movies.
Anonymous No.213600826 >>213600968 >>213606726
>>213600688
Also, Critters, Ghoulies and the mini demons from The Gate.
Anonymous No.213600902
>>213600200
From this indian >>213600509
Anonymous No.213600956 >>213601030
>>213600788
Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead is in 1991 and Christina Applegate is 100% legal in it
Anonymous No.213600968 >>213601011
>>213600826
Perpetual 80’s manchild
Anonymous No.213601011 >>213601249
>>213600968
Meh, is good taste, practical effects were better at engaging the audience, is time to accept it
Anonymous No.213601030 >>213601294
>>213600956
>Christina Applegate is 100% legal in it
Noice
Anonymous No.213601078
>>213600423
>People under 18 have seen Gremlins
Anonymous No.213601125
>>213600200
I only ever see chuds get asspained over Black actors and actresses
Anonymous No.213601131
The santa story Phoebe Cates says in Gremlins is so funny it sounds like an improved bit in Home Movies
Anonymous No.213601177 >>213601208 >>213602010
>>213599576 (OP)
testing
Anonymous No.213601208 >>213602010
>>213601177
Henlo?
Anonymous No.213601249 >>213601310 >>213602082
>>213601011
> engaging the audience
An audience of children
>is time to accept it
The 80’s is over gramps, time to accept it.
Anonymous No.213601294 >>213601323
>>213601030
Excess Baggage in 1997 is an even more hilarious crime caper with her. She fakes her own kidnapping to get her rich dad's attention and accidentally nearly frames, and purposefully nearly rapes, Benecio del Toro, but the problem is her dad's fixer is Christopher Walken
Anonymous No.213601297
Nobody has ever liked anything that was made before they were born. Only whatever my peers are watching is worth watching.
Anonymous No.213601310
>>213601249
lmfaoo
Anonymous No.213601323 >>213601360
>>213601294
Wasn't there a movie she starred in early on where she played a teenage prostitute?
Anonymous No.213601357
Come home from work, open /tv/, find /hor/, manchild edition.
I will not be participating in this one.
Anonymous No.213601360 >>213601440
>>213601323
Streets in 1990. Still legal
Anonymous No.213601440 >>213601538
>>213601360
That was it, thanks.
Anonymous No.213601483
Anonymous No.213601492
Good job, OP. No one is posting here now.
Anonymous No.213601538 >>213601618
>>213601440
It's a Roger Corman production, and if other anons are wondering, it's a killer cop thriller
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1vyIVpH590
Anonymous No.213601618 >>213601655 >>213601689 >>213607969
>>213601538
Same kinda vibe as Freeway maybe, but it's been 35 years since I've seen Streets. So I could be totally off.
Anonymous No.213601655
>>213601618
well i am fucking sold
Anonymous No.213601689
>>213601618
Freeway is taking a lot of notes from everywhere, which is probably why Oliver Stone produced it
Anonymous No.213601709 >>213601752
>>213599802
Will you watch Sarah Gadon's show there?
Anonymous No.213601752
>>213601709
Female cult leader.
*sigh
No one follows females.
Anonymous No.213601789 >>213601900
fyi vibrations 96 is applegate tardkino
Anonymous No.213601848 >>213602083 >>213602151
When was the last time modern horror reached such elevated heights? Scream?
Anonymous No.213601895 >>213601993
Anonymous No.213601900 >>213601929 >>213601934
>>213601789
The Crush in 1993 is prime Applegate blackmails you for refusing her sexual advances kino
Anonymous No.213601929 >>213602032
>>213601900
i get all of those poison ivy ish movies extremely confused. there's so fucking many.
Anonymous No.213601934 >>213602032
>>213601900
Silverstone, not Applegate.
Mind you, I always confuse Witherspoon and Silverstone.
Anonymous No.213601950 >>213601969 >>213602046 >>213602112 >>213602788
I remember really liking this film when I was little and I want more creature monster horrors of that kind.
Anonymous No.213601969
>>213601950
it do look great
Anonymous No.213601993 >>213602312
>>213601895
Janine Turner kino
Anonymous No.213602000
I made it 15 minutes into Evil Dead Rise and I had to tap out. One of the worst pieces of shit I've seen in a minute.
Anonymous No.213602010 >>213602031 >>213602078
>>213601177
>>213601208
…..it's the monah
Anonymous No.213602014
Why do people go online to brag about how they're retarded and have no attention span?
Anonymous No.213602031 >>213602312
>>213602010
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9HTHiTUK2o
Anonymous No.213602032 >>213602086 >>213602136
>>213601934
Lol >>213601929 I always forget it's Barrymore in that one too
The amount of confusing blondes reminds me I watched Always Shine and when the actor switches character I was like
>This simplifies things because I can't tell these two blondes apart already
/face blind
Anonymous No.213602046
>>213601950
I don't know where you got that image of me but delete it right now.
Anonymous No.213602078 >>213602312
>>213602010
Every time I see this woman I remember the time I met her in a bar after a con. We talked and I bought her a drink. I'm so fucking mad at myself for not trying to pick her up. I'll never forgive myself, even if she was past her sell by date.
Anonymous No.213602082
>>213601249
Think about it anon, in jurassic world what was more engaging the giant cgi monster or chris prat doing the crocodile dundee hand trick?
Anonymous No.213602083
>>213601848
All 3 of these films (barring HIM as it's not out) are kino and I'm tired of /tv/ having such shit taste
Anonymous No.213602086 >>213602249
>>213602032
iirc poison ivy 2 was jaime pressly. like every hot blonde that existed in 1990s got a poison ivy clone.
Anonymous No.213602112
>>213601950
Have you seen The Relic (1997)?
Anonymous No.213602114 >>213602147
bleh
Anonymous No.213602136 >>213602249
>>213602032
I know, but they do look very similar desu.
Anonymous No.213602147 >>213602202
>>213602114
Bleh
Anonymous No.213602151
>>213601848
the substance was a fun movie but it was not a smart movie
Anonymous No.213602199
Anti-80s anon working hard tonight.
Anonymous No.213602202
>>213602147
I never finished this series, Vampire Diaries either. Going to have to get around to that some day.
Anonymous No.213602249
>>213602136
I'll have to trust you because I always recognise Reese Witherspoon right for some reason
>>213602086
Yeah it lasted for ages too because I think Swimfan was like 2002
Anonymous No.213602305 >>213608479
Anybody else seen pic rel?
Anonymous No.213602312 >>213602329 >>213602368 >>213602371 >>213602395 >>213602810
>>213601993
>Janine Turner
You wouldn't happen to enjoy the works of beloved actresses Ingrid Bergman and Carey Lowell, would you?

>>213602031
Nice find.

>>213602078
Nice pasta.
Anonymous No.213602329
>>213602312
>Nice pasta.
Thanks, I probably post it every time I see her because I always think of it.
Anonymous No.213602368
>>213602312
hard to believe
Anonymous No.213602371
>>213602312
i could have fixed her
Anonymous No.213602395 >>213602743 >>213602957
>>213602312
I'm going to be perfectly honest, as much as I enjoyed her in all her acting roles, I never really found her attractive. She never did it for me.
Still a great actress and will be missed.
Anonymous No.213602503 >>213602532 >>213602652
YUMYUM
Anonymous No.213602532 >>213602572
>>213602503
>mom is actually super good at killing gremlins
Probably my favorite bit
Anonymous No.213602572 >>213602621
>>213602532
she's the ellen ripley of gremlins. she even has the hair.
Anonymous No.213602621
>>213602572
kek, very true
Anonymous No.213602635
Actresses look so much cockier and arrogant when they are young and bright eyed. Then each year after 21, their confidence and bright eyedness goes down.
Anonymous No.213602652 >>213602713
>>213602503
>haven't had any gingerbread cookies in probably 12 years
Bros
Anonymous No.213602713 >>213602740
>>213602652
They're really easy to make
Anonymous No.213602740 >>213602768
>>213602713
I know, I made some in 2012.
Anonymous No.213602743
>>213602395
I appreciate the honesty. Obviously not everyone will have the same taste and it's important to understand that. I may just be saying that though because I'm attributing this post to a fren.
Btw if anyone watched the Black Christmas vinyl rip that anon posted, there are some familiar faces on the wall…
Anonymous No.213602765 >>213602916
Gingerbread humans are an analogy for how we're all prefabbed and baked by powers we don't understand who only create us to be consumed
Anonymous No.213602768
>>213602740
I think that problem is kind of on you then bro
Anonymous No.213602788
>>213601950
I assume you've seen Shark Man aka Hammerhead Frenzy?
Anonymous No.213602810 >>213603215
>>213602312
>You wouldn't happen to enjoy the works of beloved actresses Ingrid Bergman and Carey Lowell, would you?
I do indeed, among many others. Especially this little lady. Extremely based Kidderpic btw, saved.
Anonymous No.213602867
Did you know that movie was based on a /hor/ thread?
Anonymous No.213602888 >>213603215
You guys gotta spoiler that stuff, I'm telling you. Once a jannie shows up to prune the npm posts, your nudes are getting pruned too, sadly.
Anonymous No.213602897
Thoughts on pic related
Anonymous No.213602916
>>213602765
Whoa dude you just blew my mind.
Anonymous No.213602957 >>213603341
>>213602395
Yeah cause you’re ugly lol. Hilarious. Probably the best girl in this general and you say she is the one you dont find attractive.
Anonymous No.213603023 >>213603215 >>213603251
Wow, jannie deleting even the non nude stuff. I don't understand these boards any more. Fucking hell.
Anonymous No.213603215 >>213603278 >>213603833
>>213602810
>mfw it's already been deleted
>mfw this post was also deleted in the time I spent replying to it
Sad! Grim, even. I'm always glad to see you here though. Cat People doesn't get brought up enough.

>>213602888
Nine times out of ten titties stay up on /hor/ but someone must be feeling frisky tonight.

>>213603023
>32 deleted posts
After I wrote this post I noticed a lot of posts just went missing. Come on! I doubt they even banned anyone. Guess /tv/ mods are just as retarded as our resident spammer.
Anonymous No.213603234
ITS UP

is it good?
Anonymous No.213603251 >>213603282 >>213603296
>>213603023
janny was deleting 30 posts of amanda/sara/80s funposting yesterday, no fun allowed
Anonymous No.213603278 >>213603341
>>213603215
Most of the posts deleted were our resident spammer, so that's good at least.
Anonymous No.213603282 >>213603380
>>213603251
Nothing about the 80’s was fun
Anonymous No.213603296
>>213603251
>amanda/sara
Good
Anonymous No.213603329
Here is a poem dedicated to the Substance.

Once flesh divine, now rotting blight,
A carcass bathed in endless night.
Veins like ash, and eyes like coal,
The Wall devours what once was whole.

Skin sloughs off in weeping sheets,
Exposed to worms beneath the streets.
Whispers crawl beneath cracked bone,
A hollow throne, forever lone.

Lips split open, blackened, dry,
Breathless screams no soul can spy.
Beauty’s corpse, a withered shrine,
Drained of blood, devoid of time.

No mercy in the Wall’s cruel maw,
It claws, it crushes every flaw.
All light consumed, all hope is stalledβ€”
The Wall is death; it claims them all
Anonymous No.213603341 >>213603395 >>213603644
>>213603278
It's useless removing spam if they don't ban anyone. Case in point: >>213602957
Anonymous No.213603380
>>213603282
Like you'd know, zoomie
Anonymous No.213603395
>>213603341
jannies clean it up, they cant ban
Anonymous No.213603580
Anonymous No.213603607 >>213603691 >>213603896 >>213603995
Thread Theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgomTOOgl8M
Anonymous No.213603644
>>213603341
There is no spam
Anonymous No.213603691 >>213603722 >>213603800 >>213607614
>>213603607
She's just a devil woman
With evil on her mind
Beware the devil woman
She's gonna get you from behind
Anonymous No.213603722
>>213603691
jokes on you she gets him from the top
Anonymous No.213603800
>>213603691
SEX with the devil woman!
Anonymous No.213603833
>>213603215
WTF, I guess collarbone is a little too racy now. I do agree that Cat People '82 is criminally underappreciated on this board and needs a wider critical reassessment in general. There seems to be a certain class of person who hate it and I can never get a good answer from them as to why.
Anonymous No.213603884 >>213604204 >>213604204
Eternal damnation but had sex, l8r g8rs
Anonymous No.213603896 >>213607614
>>213603607
She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind.
Anonymous No.213603995 >>213607614
>>213603607
She's just a devil woman with evil on her mind.
Anonymous No.213604047 >>213604125
Golf clap
Anonymous No.213604125
>>213604047
I dont usually fall for "so bad it's good" but this was entertaining
Anonymous No.213604135 >>213604166 >>213604240 >>213604326 >>213610840
Horror films about WW1!
Anonymous No.213604166
>>213604135
sounds boring
Anonymous No.213604204 >>213604327
>>213603884
>>213603884
> Eternal damnation but had sex, l8r g8rs
I was talking about brownoids in my online game and some guy legit said went β€œmuhh dick” on me lol
Hes like
>thats why dick bigger than yours
he was actually black or brown.
soooo low iq i swear
Anonymous No.213604240
>>213604135
Bunker
Anonymous No.213604326
>>213604135
Just watch any WWI war flick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngUlmaMRX_c
Anonymous No.213604327 >>213604743
>>213604204
>he was actually black or brown.
That's funny because your post absolutely reeks of chicken biryani.
Anonymous No.213604743
>>213604327
What are you talking about?
Anonymous No.213604794 >>213604865 >>213605047 >>213605087 >>213605160
Anyone here watching the Institute?
Anonymous No.213604865 >>213604886
>>213604794
Is that the only current horror tv show on air right now that has new episodes each week that no one in the horror general talks about?
Anonymous No.213604886 >>213604983
>>213604865
It is as if this general only watches mainstream slop and 80s horror.
Anonymous No.213604983 >>213605021
>>213604886
Its weird . An on air Stephen King tv show and no one talks about it.
Anonymous No.213605021
>>213604983
Exactly.
Anonymous No.213605047
>>213604794
> A group of psychic children unites to take on the shadowy organization that has kidnapped them and claims to be using their power to "save the world.
This?
Anonymous No.213605069 >>213605178 >>213606528
Look, I appreciate all the bumps from pisscuckjeetmanfag on a thread I made but no, no one here cares about modern-day Stephen King adaption slop. Seriously, go back already. Anywhere but here.
Anonymous No.213605087
>>213604794
I'm too lazy to pirate individual episodes so not until it's finished.
Anonymous No.213605160
>>213604794
I willl check it out
Anonymous No.213605178
>>213605069
You are the manchild who made this thread? lol
Anonymous No.213605192
Cuck thread
Anonymous No.213605210 >>213605238 >>213605300 >>213618322
>it's another stephen king adaptation
does hollywood know other horror writers exist?
Anonymous No.213605219 >>213605252 >>213605282 >>213605363 >>213605484 >>213605636 >>213605658
Just put on Shaman (2025).
Anonymous No.213605238 >>213605282 >>213618322
>>213605210
Stephen King is goat.
So goat that people think they will appear intelligent by saying he isnt.
Anonymous No.213605252 >>213605282
>>213605219
You’re probably the only anon here that watches movies that arent mainstream slop besides me.
Anonymous No.213605282 >>213605350
>>213605219
>>213605238
>>213605252
t. samefagging Canadian cuckold that loves slobbering King's knob
Anonymous No.213605300 >>213618322
>>213605210
Yeah, like Mary Shelley and uh...
Anonymous No.213605350 >>213605478 >>213605519
>>213605282
Not a samefag but keep coping
Anonymous No.213605363
>>213605219
This is one is pretty good so far.
Anonymous No.213605403 >>213605478 >>213605519
>Gremlins
Kino alert!
Anonymous No.213605415 >>213605432 >>213605478
This guy is killing the general and you're all letting him.
Anonymous No.213605432 >>213605478 >>213605519
>>213605415
Yeah, those 80’s soifags need to go. Or at least chill out a bit.
Anonymous No.213605478 >>213605546
>>213605350
>>213605415
>>213605432
>"Not a samefag but keep coping," he types on his iPhone 6S with shit-encrusted fingers crying while replying to three consecutive (You)s
Here's three more :)

>>213605403
Kino alert indeed! I would've loved to play this as a kid.
Anonymous No.213605484 >>213605528 >>213605585
>>213605219
This movie is pretty good so far. Lots of scary noises and mood. Great setting.
Anonymous No.213605519 >>213605546
>>213605350
>>213605432
>"Not a samefag but keep coping," he types on his iPhone 6S with shit-encrusted fingers crying while replying to three consecutive (You)s
Here's a few more :)

>>213605403
Kino alert indeed! I would've loved to play this as a kid.
Anonymous No.213605528 >>213605535
>>213605484
Anything that entertains someone who posts on 4chan while watching movies is probably terrible.
Anonymous No.213605535
>>213605528
Agreed. It's likely slop.
Anonymous No.213605546 >>213605554
>>213605519
>>213605478
Stop spamming /hor/
Anonymous No.213605554
>>213605546
Why did you reply to a deleted post? Dumbass
Anonymous No.213605580
The 80s rule deal w/ it
Anonymous No.213605585
>>213605484
Let us know what you think and keep us updated. I already saw this movie. It gives off Incantation vibes.
Anonymous No.213605592 >>213605679
>types of horror films you're dead tired of
>types of horror films you're hungry for
Anonymous No.213605636 >>213605658
>>213605219
Shit. This movie is non stop jumpscares lmaoo. Good vibe though so its fine.
Anonymous No.213605640
I wonder if The Shining breaks our resident spammer's brain because it's an 80s Stephen King adaption that happens to be really good.
Anonymous No.213605658
>>213605219
>>213605636
Thanks for the recommendation. Blows Talk to Me and Bring Her Back out the water.
Anonymous No.213605679
>>213605592
>tired of
legacy sequels, they've all been shit
>hungry for
original vampire kino
Anonymous No.213605751 >>213611969
I thought the main character would do something cool in Ready or Not but they didn't. And I didn't see any of the villains suffer.
Anonymous No.213605754 >>213605771
>before YT came, land negro free
Anonymous No.213605771
>>213605754
LOL
Anonymous No.213605801
>BUFALLOS ARE NOT SEX TOYS
Anonymous No.213605803 >>213617032
Don't mind me.
I'm just boxing Helena.
Anonymous No.213605873 >>213605999 >>213606304 >>213606511 >>213609609
this is the worst /hor/ thread
off season sucks
Anonymous No.213605999
>>213605873
Don’t let a manchild make the thread.
Anonymous No.213606251
>>213599861
I think the 80s suck
Anonymous No.213606304
>>213605873
I like Together
Anonymous No.213606473 >>213607707 >>213607807 >>213618889
Holy shit what a nice surprise this movie was. I went in blind expecting some low budget goofy amateur film, but it really felt like a spiritual succesor to Climax by Gaspar NoΓ©. If you told me he directed it, I would have absolutely believed you.

The eventual pay-off for the journey is a bit lacking, but I loved how it lingered on the 'process'. It took me half of the movie to even make sense of what the actual direction of the plot was going to be, like what was actually going on. The 'eye' thing and neck twitch that started in a subtle way eventually gave it away. At first I didn't like the switch to the second protagonist, bjt man she turned out to be arguably better, even though she got less screen time. You could tell she was having fun with her role.

Highly recommended if you like psychedelic one-shot movies with nice cinematography.
Anonymous No.213606511 >>213606597
>>213605873
annihilated by a single jeet. it's impressive really.
Anonymous No.213606528 >>213606597
>>213605069
seriously the carie og movie is way better than the book wtf. something about how shitty and dirty everything is makes the original more unsettling. the whole movie is just suspence and build up and the payoff is kino. tarantino should have taken notes.
Anonymous No.213606597
>>213606511
>>213606528
Agreed on both counts.
Anonymous No.213606601 >>213606705 >>213606850
okay w/hor/es let me pitch you a remake: its sleep away camp with Elliot Page, but dressed as a girl... and at the end he reveals he's post op, but also the murderer. what do you think? too scary?
Anonymous No.213606705
>>213606601
how about you pitch a hammer into your own head until you pass out
Anonymous No.213606726
>>213600826
I fucking miss practical creature effects. That shit looks awesome. CG sucks the fun out of everything.
Anonymous No.213606772
>>213599870
kek I saw that episode of jerry springer.
Anonymous No.213606850 >>213606960 >>213611909
>>213606601
>sleepaway camp remake
>hunter schaefer plays camp councillor at lgbtq+ camp
>people start getting murdered
>everyone suspects it's the big burly gay character
>turns out it's just some random dude
>confused why there's no twist
>credits roll
>"The average man... is more dangerous than a bear"
>mfw
>look at ticket
>actually I accidentally went to see In A Violent Nature 2
Anonymous No.213606960
>>213606850
this post made me feel bad for you. im just going to close the thread now
Anonymous No.213607050 >>213607190
IaVN2 is going to traumatize society and you're doing NOTHING to stop it
Anonymous No.213607190
>>213607050
Oh boy, I wonder what political themes they're gonna roll out this time!
Anonymous No.213607537 >>213607619
looks like head explosions are back on the menu boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1dUt1BXDjc
Anonymous No.213607614 >>213607629
>>213603691
>>213603896
>>213603995
I love evil women bros
Anonymous No.213607619
>>213607537
>the actor from Spree & Free Guy
He's pretty solid, especially in Spree.
Anonymous No.213607629
>>213607614
Same
Anonymous No.213607707
>>213606473
The first half was pretty slow and uninteresting but when it began to pick up, it really picked up. Still, the movie relied on stupid decisions and some incompetent behavior the military couldn't find the girl in the bar but it felt worth it once the thing went off the rails.
Anonymous No.213607807
>>213606473
Top 3 of last year.
Anonymous No.213607969 >>213608713
>Watched TCM3
>Actually enjoyed it
Yes it's studiopoop and therefore a little too polished but it's well done. I don't really mind the lack of gore because the original didn't have much either. I liked the new family. Leatherface has a daughter(!)? Kind of weird that he has a chad brother but I guess you can't have ugly people in studio movies. When your blood relatives are Viggo Mortensen, Matthew McConaughey, and Alexandra Daddario, at some point you're not an inbred woods clan, but you're just the retarded one out of a family of elite genes. I understand why Bubba wears the mask now.
Now I'm wondering if TCM The Next Generation filtered everyone and have to check it out.

>>213599576 (OP)
Based Phoebs thread. Drop Dead Fred is peak Phoebino

>>213601618
When Reese says the N word in this you can tell it comes very naturally to her kek. I wonder how many times she said it in her life before the movie.
Anonymous No.213608395
I wasn't thinking I was cumming
Anonymous No.213608479 >>213609683
>>213602305
Did you like it.
Anonymous No.213608535 >>213612222
>>213600092
My wife has watched this film like 300 times. I don't get it at all.
Anonymous No.213608575 >>213608628
>>213599628
I need a cute retard gf
Anonymous No.213608628
>>213608575
Even the retarded girls only want Chad
Anonymous No.213608713
>>213607969
>I don't really mind the lack of gore
It was all cut out, though the comic book adaptation is overflowing with it (on top of the story playing out very, very differently).
Anonymous No.213609469 >>213609476 >>213609485 >>213609700 >>213612749
AI starts to do some bretty fucking good shit niggers, the future for horror looks bright
Anonymous No.213609476
>>213609469
nah
Anonymous No.213609485
>>213609469
SAAARRRRRRRRR
Anonymous No.213609565 >>213609578 >>213609859 >>213610693
>>213600066
this movie is actually a remake of picrel by the same director
Anonymous No.213609578 >>213609735
>>213609565
i'm pretty sure that's the superior version but it's extremely dutch
Anonymous No.213609609
>>213605873
Actually I can buy Halloween candy at just about any store I go into so it is on season.
Awful threads tho yes just bad bad terrible.
Anonymous No.213609683
>>213608479
it's pretty good, a little predictable but fun all the same. I wish there were more of the skinned rats with eyes and mouths sewn into them
Anonymous No.213609700
>>213609469
looks like shit tho
Anonymous No.213609735
>>213609578
yeah it is. i watched it on netflix once and the reason the elevator is evil is because... it was made in america.
Anonymous No.213609859 >>213609885
>>213609565
>>213600066
didn't m.night do a movie with this premise as well?
Anonymous No.213609885
>>213609859
theres a movie based on a story? by shamalam but it's about being on an elevator not an evil elevator i think. devil 2010 apparently.
Anonymous No.213609960 >>213609990 >>213610014 >>213610135
How do you guys feel about this finally revealing the deal with Tony Todd's character? For years I thought he was some sort of demon who was just there to toy with those who're about to be claimed by death
Anonymous No.213609990 >>213610451 >>213610550
>>213609960
100% shit. It was basically accepted by the fanbase that Tony Todd's character was death in human form. They should have left it and either alluded to it further, or simply not cast him in the movie.
Anonymous No.213610014
>>213609960
100% kino. Incorporating Tony's cancer into the story so that he could improvise his last lines and deliver one last message to his fans from beyond the grave was amazing.
>Life is precious, enjoy every single second. You never know when ... Good luck.
Anonymous No.213610135
>>213609960
>voiced the devil at the amusement park and the train conductor that was about get everybody killed in 3
>ackshully he's just another survivor all along
Dude was certainly meant to be death's messenger in the first five films but then Todd got cancer so they decided to give him a proper send off. Still wish he'd just play a different character
Anonymous No.213610249 >>213610279 >>213610281
Why do random Final Destination side characters have wiki articles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Castle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Campbell_(Final_Destination)
Anonymous No.213610279
>>213610249
They're fan favourites
Anonymous No.213610281
>>213610249
>side characters
>posts main characters
what did anon mean by this?
Anonymous No.213610294 >>213615645 >>213615705 >>213616080
Anonymous No.213610430
The piano deserves a page
Anonymous No.213610451 >>213610490 >>213610504 >>213610550
>>213609990
>accepted by the fanbase tony todd was death
not even remotely true. why do you make shit up?
Anonymous No.213610490 >>213610504
>>213610451
This. He literally helps the survivors cheat death in every movie he's in.
Anonymous No.213610504
>>213610451
It's the truth. You're just a zoomer that wasn't alive when most of the movies came out.

>>213610490
Not fun otherwise. He likes a bit of a challenge.
Anonymous No.213610550 >>213610623
>>213609990
>>213610451
Why didn't Todd and grandma just enlist and go kill some commies/jihadists to claim their lifespan?
Anonymous No.213610623 >>213610819
>>213610550
Lifespan trick wouldn't have worked, Death was a seething ragequitting bitch and broke the rules of his game because they btfo him. Giving them cancer was the equivalent of a mod banning an anon because the mod lost an argument with him. He can literally just murder at will if he wants to.
Anonymous No.213610693
>>213609565
Would've been nice if I'd known that before I watched it a few months ago. Found out a little too late. It's actually surprisingly comfy up until the 3rd act when it kind of loses itself but also gets eerily predictive.
Anonymous No.213610736 >>213613102 >>213615463
is there an evil escalator movie?
Anonymous No.213610819 >>213610880
>>213610623
FD5 was Death at his nastiest and most personally vindictive. He gave the emo guy the most brutal death in the film despite not even being on the list just because he tried to fuck with him. He wasn't playing nice this time because he had a list of like a 100 people to get through, if they tried the lifespan glitch he would just patch it and kill them.
Anonymous No.213610840
>>213604135
Deathwatch
Trench 11
Anonymous No.213610880 >>213611094
>>213610819
FD6 you mean. Although in 5 the girl who wasn't on the list also died in the plane crash.
Anonymous No.213611094
>>213610880
Oh yeah. My headcanon is that she got put on a new list because she cheated death by getting saved from Peter murdering her.
Anonymous No.213611274 >>213611424 >>213611898
Zoomers are really calling this a comedy
Anonymous No.213611309
Why the fuck did she do it?
Anonymous No.213611392 >>213612012 >>213612075
Set photo from the Crystal Lake show. Pamela and Ralph
Anonymous No.213611424 >>213611467
>>213611274
i don't know what that is referencing so i can only assume it's that episode of treehouse of horror where homer simpson goes to hell and is force fed donuts
Anonymous No.213611467 >>213611491
>>213611424
The Whale?
Anonymous No.213611491 >>213611520
>>213611467
the whale is literally not a horror film
Anonymous No.213611520 >>213615676 >>213621817
>>213611491
Spoken like a true American.
Anonymous No.213611898
>>213611274
The Whale didn't have forcefeeding scenes. It was binging then purging iirc
Anonymous No.213611909
>>213606850
kek. pretty pretty good.
Anonymous No.213611969
>>213605751
I hated the ending. She basically took advantage of her husband's love for her and let him and his whole family die (and laughs about it) just so she can stay alive and make TikTok videos at the gym
Anonymous No.213612012
>>213611392
>youre doooooomeddd
Anonymous No.213612075 >>213613695
>>213611392
if this series doesn't have gratuitous female nudity it is not canon
Anonymous No.213612114 >>213612316
>>213600066
Naomi, is this recent or before she reached america?
Anonymous No.213612204 >>213612259 >>213612305 >>213612713 >>213612816 >>213620145
Got any cool asian horror movies from the 80s to early 90s?
Most of what I've seen is from the late 90s onward
Anonymous No.213612222
>>213608535
Does she make you watch Drop Dead Gorgeous?
Anonymous No.213612259
>>213612204
Seeding of a Ghost
Evil Dead Trap
Anonymous No.213612305 >>213613226
>>213612204
Have you seen A Quiet Family (1998)?
Anonymous No.213612316
>>213612114
its 2001, she did lots of american stuff already but its so fucking stilted cause of foreign writer/director
Anonymous No.213612628 >>213612658 >>213613830 >>213615078 >>213620816
What happened to italian horror? There used to be so many good italian horror movies in the late 70s and 80s. Now Italy completely disappeared from the map of comtemporary horror.
Anonymous No.213612658
>>213612628
The Italian film industry basically shit itself after the 90s.
Anonymous No.213612713 >>213613434
>>213612204
Anonymous No.213612749
>>213609469
Anonymous No.213612816
>>213612204
Anonymous No.213613102
>>213610736
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=64RkzjcPJb4
Anonymous No.213613226
>>213612305
Yeah, I've seen both The Quiet Family and The Happiness of the Katakuris
Anonymous No.213613364 >>213619784
The special effects in 28 Years Later are unbelievably bad. Holy kek.
Anonymous No.213613434
>>213612713
I think ya got that 9 upside down.
Anonymous No.213613695
>>213612075
This
Anonymous No.213613830
>>213612628
They stopped making movies for American markets
It's basically the reserve of a hallyu, where Korea in the 1990s was like
>holy shit Jurassic park made more than our gdp, how to replicate
Whereas Italy was like
>FFS blockbusters are getting studio backing, we cannot afford a titanic, let's make comfy home market movies
They are working on a resurgence, but it's not through horror
You also have to think back when Italian horror and films in general were huge, the brands that sponsored them were not international sensations. You could get Italian designers and jewellers in on shitty giallo films because back then they wanted exposure, while now they want fewer people to buy knock offs. A lot of what used sponsor them is either a) no longer looking at luxury exposure because their market is broader now, or b) getting paid for licensing their image
It's the same reason Samsung isn't the biggest kdrama product placement- they do not need exposure
Anonymous No.213613875 >>213613908 >>213614018
kslop fags be like how can i make this unrelated query about kslop
Anonymous No.213613908 >>213614024 >>213614025 >>213614091 >>213617343
>>213613875
Kek, kdrama only exists because the Korean government legit openly started a international psyop because of Jurassic Park. There is a reason you have to be in a government approved entertainment company to exist as Korean media anything
Anonymous No.213614018
>>213613875
>>>/kdg/
Anonymous No.213614024
>>213613908
touch grass
Anonymous No.213614025 >>213614169
>>213613908
That makes no sense since most of the highschool dramas feature bullying, corruption, cover up, etc. If the SK government runs the fucker, they'd never allow that to be shown.
Anonymous No.213614091 >>213614169
>>213613908
How is this in any way different from Chinaslop?
Anonymous No.213614096 >>213614518 >>213615711
>the zoomie urge to nervously laugh at literally anything and everything in a film, no matter the context
Anonymous No.213614169 >>213614286 >>213614310
>>213614025
The early 90s dramas weren't successful because of that. They also used have rules you couldn't show Koreans as superstitious or believing in magic, which obviously cut down on their horror output initially. However, now they tailor dramas to end markets- there are kdramas tailored to France which will have french relevant sub themes like there are kdramas made to make it into US markets.
There is still a basic code, so you're never getting those 1970s ending where the fight against those things is pointless and you're just sacrificing yourself in a void. It's kind of like with the Hays code where you still have plenty of gays lesbians and trannies, but they are all dead or insane in prison at the end.
>>213614091
China's launched counter waves to it, as has Japan and other neighbouring countries. But not as successfully as Korea who have a 30+ year history of trying to infiltrate those markets like the US and dinosaurs can
Anonymous No.213614286 >>213614409
>>213614169
This does explain why one of the major signs a wealthy love interest in one of their most popular dramas was worthy was, when door stopped by the press, the character said he wanted to pay all taxes due to Korea by his company
Anonymous No.213614310
>>213614169
Interesting take.
Anonymous No.213614409
>>213614286
Yeah once you start viewing it as a propaganda exercise, a lot of little details like that become relevant. It's also why you get a lot of stories based around real corruption cases despite the country having insane Japan tier defamation laws (truth is not a defense against defamation)
Anonymous No.213614518
>>213614096
it sure feels relaxing to have zero contact with zoomers of any kind
Anonymous No.213615078
>>213612628
The industry is dead.
Anonymous No.213615463 >>213616095
>>213610736
all escalators are evil
Anonymous No.213615645
>>213610294
what the hell
Anonymous No.213615676 >>213615713 >>213615901
>>213611520
Anonymous No.213615705
>>213610294
still not big enough
Anonymous No.213615711 >>213617915
>>213614096
it's because marvelslop inserted jokes every 5 minutes to condition them.
Anonymous No.213615713 >>213615753
>>213615676
I'll give her my seed, if you know what I mean.
Anonymous No.213615753
>>213615713
come again? i don't get it
Anonymous No.213615808
Is this an alien show without an alien?
Anonymous No.213615901
>>213615676
One of the chicks from this also starred in Angela Bettis' Carrie.
Anonymous No.213615943 >>213615964 >>213615973 >>213615979 >>213616102 >>213619687
Logs haunt me while driving
Anonymous No.213615964
>>213615943
start a fire, it will keep the ghost logs away as they are naturally afraid of fire
Anonymous No.213615973
>>213615943
Anonymous No.213615979
>>213615943
Pet Sematary 2
Anonymous No.213616080 >>213616307 >>213616727
>>213610294
Anonymous No.213616095 >>213616371 >>213616420
>>213615463
All she had to do was stand still, hoe hard is that.
Anonymous No.213616102
>>213615943
nothing's gonna happen as long as you don't get a deadly premonition
Anonymous No.213616307 >>213616421
>>213616080
>if u move I'm poppin' a cap in yo ass
Anonymous No.213616371
>>213616095
some very old people struggle with stationary balance.
Anonymous No.213616420 >>213616723
>>213616095
i'm more concerned about the guy in front of her who came all the way back down instead of going up to reach the emergency stop
Anonymous No.213616421
>>213616307
>finna invade a earf
Anonymous No.213616723 >>213616823 >>213617885
>>213616420
anon, it's China
those guys have -10 in the compassion stat
Anonymous No.213616727 >>213616884
>>213616080
Ayo hol up
So u be saying
We some kinda
Allegory for rape?
Anonymous No.213616823
>>213616723
Partly because if you help someone, the state finds you liable of any injury/death. Japan is also really bad about that for whatever reason.
Anonymous No.213616884
>>213616727
das raycis
Anonymous No.213617032
>>213605803
Really good movie, don't think it qualifies as horror though.
Anonymous No.213617343 >>213617843
>>213613908
>because of Jurassic Park
huh?
Anonymous No.213617843
>>213617343
It was the first movie to gross over 900 mil. ET had been huge, but Jurassic Park as a franchise is well over $6 billion in revenue now. A lot of countries sponsor the arts because of those kinds of returns, Korea just went full bore and now has pop groups/media franchises that generate about half a Jurassic Park in revenue a year
It's the same thing as everyone being willing to sponsor low budget horror when the returns on TCM came through with an insane profit margin, except with governments being the backers
Anonymous No.213617885 >>213618206
>>213616723
There's a certain group in the West that are still worse.
Anonymous No.213617915
>>213615711
Zoomers are pathetic and all entry level jobs are disappearing and gen z has low pay. Very pathetic.
Movies catered to them are prettt much catered to low iq people.
Anonymous No.213617993 >>213618012 >>213618032 >>213618057 >>213620145
what are the best Japanese horror films
Anonymous No.213618012
>>213617993
Cold Fish by Sion Sono is bretty good
Anonymous No.213618032
>>213617993
Also Noroi: The Curse
Anonymous No.213618057
>>213617993
Pulse.
Anonymous No.213618107 >>213618163 >>213621014
Devils Rejects on 4k
Anonymous No.213618163 >>213618242 >>213621014
>>213618107
Ugliest steelbook I've seen in a while. Someone got paid to design that?
Anonymous No.213618206 >>213619237
>>213617885
Dude's got the Goth brows.
Anonymous No.213618242
>>213618163
Fitting for such an ugly movie with ugly main characters to come packaged in an ugly steelbook.
Anonymous No.213618322 >>213618708 >>213621101 >>213621421
>>213605210
>>213605238
>>213605300
If we're talking "horror writers" as in writers who have written more than just one or two books in the genre like Bram Stoker, Robert Louis Stevenson, Oscar Wilde, Mark Z. Danielewski, Ira Levin, Bret Easton Ellis, Ryu Murakami or Mary Shelley, other than Stephen King there is:
>Edgar Allan Poe
>H. P. Lovecraft
>M. R. James
>Dan Simmons
>William Peter Blatty
>Thomas Harris
>Shirley Jackson
>Anne Rice
>R. L. Stine
>Koji Suzuki
>Richard Matheson
>Robert W. Chambers
>Ray Bradbury
>Sheridan Le Fanu
>Clive Barker
>Ramsey Campbell
>Robert Bloch
>Dean Koontz
These are generally the most well known authors that people typically associate with horror although someone like Ray Bradbury is more often associated with sci-fi but he wrote a lot of horror stuff too just none that are as well known as Fahrenheit.

Lesser knowns in the genre include authors such as John Ajvide Lindqvist, Peter Straub, Michael McDowell and Stephen King's own son Joe Hill
Anonymous No.213618708
>>213618322
Bloch is so many movies I can't even count
Anonymous No.213618889
>>213606473
>I went in blind expecting some low budget goofy amateur film
it was
Anonymous No.213618951 >>213620621
>Weapons.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.x264-SyncUP
Weapons.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.x264-SyncUP
>Weapons.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.x264-SyncUP
Weapons.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.x264-SyncUP
>Weapons.2025.1080p.TELESYNC.x264-SyncUP

Still shouldn't watch it unless you're that fucking desperate, but better than the previous release.
Anonymous No.213619138 >>213619177 >>213619179 >>213620761
What are some recent Asian horror you should watch?

I only know old classics like Ring, Grudge, Pulse, Shutter, Eye, etc
Anonymous No.213619177 >>213620349
>>213619138
Define recent
Anonymous No.213619179
>>213619138
Best Wishes to All
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt28117942/
Anonymous No.213619237 >>213619983
>>213618206
Based
Anonymous No.213619687
>>213615943
Anonymous No.213619784 >>213619930
>>213613364
1) This wasn't a special effect, that's real water.
2) You are just mad at the movie because the Alpha was (accurately) a big Asian man.
Anonymous No.213619930
>>213619784
>”I will only return to do this legacy sequel to 28 Days Later if my villain has a massive floppy cock exposed and there’s a gang of Jimmy Savilles to confuse fuck out of the Yanks” - Danny Boyle and Cillian Murphy probably
Anonymous No.213619983
>>213619237
Reminds me of the Red Rooms qt.
Anonymous No.213620145
>>213617993
>>213612204
Anonymous No.213620349 >>213620713
>>213619177
Past 10 years maybe?
Anonymous No.213620621
>>213618951
Yeah, no. Going to wait for a clean release. Thanks for the heads up though.
Anonymous No.213620645
It must be clean
It must be pure
Anonymous No.213620713
>>213620349
>Handsome Guys
>Love Will Tear Us Apart
>Extraneous Matter
>New Normal
>Chime
>Never Send Me, Please
>Exhuma
>Night Of The Killer Bears
>The Doll 3
>Scissor Penis
>Mon Mon Mon Monsters!
>The Sound Of Summer
>Project Wolf Hunting
>Incantation
>Character
>Midnight
>The Sadness
>I Want To Be Killed By A High School Girl
>Brutal
>Gonjiam
>I Am A Hero
>Train To Busan
Anonymous No.213620761 >>213621062
>>213619138
what about Cure?
Anonymous No.213620816 >>213620993
>>213612628
>so many good italian horror movies in the late 70s and 80

Not true.
Anonymous No.213620993
>>213620816
>Ghost of Mary Whitehouse is back
They really do not want to take this bitch in hell
Anonymous No.213621014
>>213618107
>>213618163
Shit packaging for a shit film.
Anonymous No.213621062
>>213620761
Just watched this recently, t'was kino.
Anonymous No.213621101 >>213621163
>>213618322
You Should Have Left is kinda like House of Leaves.
Anonymous No.213621163 >>213621311
>>213621101
it's more like someone made a summary of the book then made a couple bullet points of that which the director then caught a glance of and decided to adapt into a feature length film
Anonymous No.213621266 >>213621362 >>213621720 >>213621792
Alien is a slasher film
Anonymous No.213621311
>>213621163
Sure. Whats your point?
Also, You Should Have Left was apparently based on a novel too.
Anonymous No.213621362 >>213621383 >>213621406 >>213621719
>>213621266
Where's the cutting object with which people get slashed?
Anonymous No.213621383 >>213621778
>>213621362
The ayyliums slash people with their claws
Anonymous No.213621406 >>213621778
>>213621362
Leatherface kills people with a hammer, slasher movies dont need slashing to be a slasher
Anonymous No.213621421
>>213618322
Recommending Karl Edward Wagner's "In A Lonely Place" short story collection. One of the best horror collections ever and contains "Sticks" which inspired the Blair Witch Project. The collection go republished physically and digitally in 2021 so you shouldn't have trouble finding a copy.
Anonymous No.213621719 >>213621778
>>213621362
The tail.
Anonymous No.213621720
>>213621266
It clearly is but nobody ever really refers to it as such. One of those odd quirks of genres and definitions.
Anonymous No.213621778
>>213621383
>>213621719
I'll allow it.

>>213621406
He uses a chainsaw too.
Anonymous No.213621779
Here

>>213621770
>>213621770
>>213621770
>>213621770
Anonymous No.213621792
>>213621266
I think Alien because of the chest buster kind of blurred the genre lines enough I can see why people don't count it as one-- the horror for them is more of an impregnation thing closer to parasites or demons-- but Predator is 1000% a slasher
Anonymous No.213621817
>>213611520
But that was Australian.
Anonymous No.213621896
bump