Thread 213600840

How did this happen?

>>213600840 (OP)

They didn't delve into the characters backstories enough

Do you think they will learn from their mistake ? Probably not.

I liked it, but it's just a fine movie, and in the post-pandemic landscape, that doesn't make the big bucks anymore.

Even Superman who appears to have been much more a crowd pleaser is estimated to gross just $100M more than this.

Good God I cannot stand that Pedro fucker. He was good in GoT. now end it at that

>>213600866
wait so did they

>>213600840 (OP)
Theyre all ugly as shit. At least sue and johnny storm are of the same race

>>213600840 (OP)
>2 fags, a hag, and a turd

>>213600866
He married her in his costume?

>>213600840 (OP)
Homosexuals and Satan worshippers.

What the fuck were they thinking when casting that bogged hag?

I guarantee this turned off a lot of people

>>213600891
>post-pandemic landscape
Fuckin cringe

>>213601096

Of coursh

>>213600840 (OP)
>effeminate reed richards
>botched plastic surgery monster susan
>ugly gay incel haircut johnny

>>213600840 (OP)
Still made more than Superman overall

>>213600840 (OP)
This movie has no excuse to be doing this bad. It has zero competition and dropped like a stone it’s second weekend and and lost its tent pole status to Weapons and Freaky Friday

>>213601296
>It has zero competition
>what is jurassic world
>what is superman
>what is F1
>what is weapons
>what is freakier friday

>>213601176
they all look like shit in that image, it's actually kind of impressive

>>213600840 (OP)
I can't believe that this is an actual promo picture. There can't be any person out there who looks at this and feels enticed by the characters and the movies. The composition is bland, the colours have an irritating hue, and the characters have expressions that vary between smug and gormless. Nobody in their right mind could feel excitement, or even an urge to see more of those people by being presented with a horrid picture like this.

>>213600840 (OP)
You know, the Thing looks exactly like a turd leaking out of the asshole of a japanese woman in those shock scat JAVs shot in a bathtub. You know the one. Even the color and texture is exactly the same.

>>213600840 (OP)
Who wore it better?

>>213601605
By far 2005, those look pretty cool. 2025 are wearing sweaters, SWEATERS!

Should they cast Bonnie Blue as Sue Storm's super slutty and evil doppleganger Malice for the sequel?

>>213600840 (OP)
gay capeshit for redditfags

>>213601374
JW run was over and went to digital a week later. Superman was going into its third weekend and Disney purposely put the movie out to knock Superman off. Naked Gun, Weapons, and Freaky Friday are not competition for a supposed tent pole movie

>>213600840 (OP)
Because it sucks despite all the nonsense of "le marvel is back"
>The Thing literally does nothing
>Reeds does nothing for the most part other than write numbers then gets stretched a few yards by Galactus and almost dies
>Sue does nothing until the end, then she pretty much solos Galactus
>Galactus is heavily nerfed
>Middle act is a giant snoozefest
Johnny and Silver Surfer were alright and carried the only good parts of the movie

>>213600840 (OP)
I thought Johnny was a fag the whole movie

Its wasn't supposed to do well. Remember the cast for fantastic four looked way different. There were A list names like Jake Gyllenhaal, Adam Driver, Margot Robbie etc. being thrown around but those actors were asking for too much money and Marvel said they would not pay them. So they went cheaper with TV actors because at that point they didn't give a fuck and just wanted to release the film. They didn't care if it flopped or not and are just throwing shit at the wall to sees what sticks.

>>213600891
>I liked it, but it's just a fine movie
what are you trying to say here? that you only like trash films?

>>213601176
She didn't look that bad on screen. That picture just makes them all look turbobogged

>>213602372
She looked horrible throughout the entire final act.

>>213602389
true but still not as bogged as in that promopic

>>213600840 (OP)
Is this the worst-looking superhero team of all time?

I genuinely thought it was going to make $800m+.

>>213602465
You're stupid.

>>213602495
Thought it was marketed really well, I guess people are over this Marvel stuff with a few exceptions

>>213600840 (OP)
Marvel fucked themselves with their endless TV shows that nobody asked for or watched. They tried marketing this as a movie you don't have to do homework for ( watch the shows) but their target audience is already paying for Disney+ and can wait a month to watch it at home.

>>213600840 (OP)
Tbh its just a pretty forgettable movie. Theres a neat Interstellar ripoff/homage at the start but after it ends the action is pretty dull. Theres no quotable lines, no sex appeal, the humor is meh at best.

It doesnt have a reason you absolutely have to watch it. Superman has the timely story, Jurassic has the dinos, F1 has the on track action, Mission Impossible has the plane and sub stuff.

You need to give people a reason they have to see the movie in a theater because the overarching marvel story isnt enough anymore.

>>213600840 (OP)
Goddamn they all look like shit lol

>>213602465
>>213602584
Pretty obvious after Superman's mid performance that this was gonna tank, that movie had way more marketing.

>>213602465
Marvel was threatening tv for weeks and then it bombed

>>213600840 (OP)
It took a nosedive in the second half.

>>213602693
I thought it was going to make more than Superman too

>>213600840 (OP)
Because the film was bland as fuck. Kind of slop you'll forget about in a day.

>>213600840 (OP)
>capeshit is dying
now what

>>213600840 (OP)
What did you expect?
>>213600866
FF's backstory is just a vehicle to give the Johnny Quest people superpowers for fun. It's Dr. Doom's backstory that's a mess to explain in any format outside of comics.

>>213600840 (OP)
Did they seriously launch a space rocket in the middle of a city?

The people making these movies have never picked up a comic book in their lives. I was never a comic fan, but I at least flipped through them occasionally. Mr Invisible is the friendly 1950's dad figure, his wife is his milfy assistant, the Thing is the grouchy uncle like Uncle Ernie on My Three Sons, and Fire Guy is the rebellious fun-loving teenager. They're a slightly dysfunctional nuclear family with superpowers. Why the flying fuck can't they cast it that way?

>>213603080
bump

>>213600840 (OP)
capeshit in general is having a bad time, the genre has been milked to death by this point, if this movie was released five years ago it would have made a few hundred million more at least, but now normal fags are tired of the marvel formula

>>213600840 (OP)
>Fantastic Four: The Porn Parody

>>213601147
Rock Hudson was gay, but he was committed to playing his parts. This cast kinda smirk their ways through it, a cynical cashgrab.

>>213603100
Easiest TV sitcom family to cast, indeed

Incredibly faggy uniforms. Like the teletubbies or something

>>213600840 (OP)
I can't take this film seriously because Pedro looks like my professor (who's also a gay Chilean)

>>213603100
They have openly admitted multiple times how much they actively hate the comics they're based on.

>>213600866
>Reed is a groomer

>>213603126
As a true comic reader

At this point on comic times, an x men movie would have done better, the fantastic 4 are at their historical lowest

The wonder of the avengers movies is that they managed to use currently popular characters

>>213603126
That's why Snyderverse would make billions if it was released today. It injects a breath of fresh air in a stale genre.

>>213600840 (OP)
They just looks dumb. Compare these goofballs to the older xmen you had jessica alba, chiklis, captain america, and the guy who played reed, it was stacked visually.

this one? flameguy looks downy, thing looks like a gay pebble, reed looks like hes in some 2000's comedy as a quirky bus driver and invisible woman yikes ahoy you really couldnt find a hot blonde girl in hollywood? really? you to get a pockmarked granny with bitch eyebrows?

>>213602624
>no sex appeal
Should have had more Silver Surfer screentime desu.

>>213600840 (OP)
jessica alba age in fantastic four movie - 23
vanessa kirby age right now - 37

THE FANTASTIC HAG

>>213603471
why did they do it man

>>213602624
They had too many characters and didn't even bother developing any of them.

>>213601641
What Invis skin a man uses says a lot about him. Chads use the wedding skin. Beta coomers use Malice. Sigma males use the base skin. Women also use the wedding skin but you can tell them apart from chad because women can't fucking aim and should stick to cloak and dagger a character made for women.

>>213602981
Superhero fatigue is kicking in. Save for Spiderman and Batman every other superhero will suffers even Superman. The fact it’s doing good is a miracle

>>213601641
Gotta give props to the Rivals devs for making insanely deep cuts with skins like this.
Rivals has done more to make people even glance at the comics than the MCU has in near 20 years.

>>213603091
>Did they seriously launch a space rocket in the middle of a city?

I think it was supposed to be a reference to spacex plans way back when for launching rockets from barges near cities for point to point travel. Launch sequence even shows the booster relighting for landing.

THIS is what both women and men wanted. Men want to fuck her, women want to be her. Instead we got busted Vanessa Kirby.

>>213603471
jesus christ

>>213603781
>Vanessa Kirby
why did she do it? why didn't her agent stop her from bogging herself

Why was it set in the jetsons 60s

>Pedro Pascal as Junco Ricardo El Senõr Fantastico
>More alternative universes
>Robert Downey Jr to return again to play Dr. Doom
>More shitty crossovers with barely any time to develop characters
What the FUCK is Marvel thinking?
It's like they don't give a fuck anymore.

>>213600840 (OP)
Marvel is dead. People have been using it as an insult for like 5 years now. Anything that doesn't have Wolverine, Spider-Man, Daredevil, or Deadpool in it is fucked. They lost Gunn and they are too bitch made to let Rami make something fun so they are stuck making bland shit forever. Nothing will change until Feige gets the boot.

>>213603959
It's got nothing to do with what characters are in the movies. The movies are being made now by propagandists who actively hate the source material.

>>213600840 (OP)
Pedo Pascal heemed them keeds

>>213604044
people will go see a spider-man movie even if its shit. nobody is taking a chance on fantastic 4. even though thunderbolts was decent it had no shot because people don't trust the marvel brand anymore. We are never going to see a GotG style hit from them again. Well know characters only everything else will flop.

>>213604112
Will they though? I literally never watched any of the "Amazing" movies. All the Sony Spider-Man movies have at least been watchable. Some were rather good.

>>213603373
Tbh there's no sex appeal from the men either. Compare it to Chris Evans burning all of his clothes off in the first Fantastic 4 movie.

>>213600840 (OP)
>How did this happen?

>>213604168
They both made a lot more than marvel movies are making now. Spider-man is a guaranteed $600 million even if it kind of sucks.

>>213604224
That's because they don't suck, stupid. What part of this are you having trouble grasping? The worst Spider-man movie made in the past 30 years is better than 80% of marvel movies or tv shows ever made.

>>213604275
I don't know man, I watched The Amazing Spider-man in theaters and while it isn't ant man 3 bad it isn't what I'd call good.

>>213604360
Well, again, you're just repeating what I said. The Amazing series was fucking stupid, but still better than most marbul trash. And those were the WORST ones.

I thought it was ok but capeshit is well and truly dead. If this focus grouped shit can’t get people excited, nothing will.
We can be thankful we don’t have another decade of gay guys in tights and angry bogged women

>>213604459
The reason marvel can't make a movie to save its life anymore is that they refuse to stop listening to women.

>>213604432
marvel has better movies than amazing spider-man there is a reason sony gave up on them. They made a few irredeemably bad movies and now they are tainted. Before endgame people loved marvel slop. Now you aren't even allowed to say you like one without someone calling you a faggot. It's a brand problem.

>>213604556
>marvel has better movies than amazing spider-man
Not many. And certainly not many in the past decade.

It's not super-hero fatigue. It's bad movie fatigue. STOP FUCKING LISTENING TO WOMEN HOLY SHIT THIS ISN'T HARD.

>>213604199
Not even gay, but I swear it's like they were trying to find the ugliest white kid they could find to play Johnny Storm.
Make superheroes pretty again.

>>213600840 (OP)
spic mr fantastic and bogged hag invisible woman
did anyone else see that clip when they see the outfits of the invisible woman in the marvel video game and the human torch and ben couldn't stop frowning like they were reviewing crime footage or something

Do leftists really think Pedrito Pascal is good looking? He looks like every latin america plumber i have seen.

>>213604632
>It's not super-hero fatigue. It's bad movie fatigue.
huge fucking cope. It is marvel faggotry fatigue. Even the word marvel is used as a pejorative. It's over. They have wasted their goodwill and now it will take years to recover and Disney won't waste too much to do it. It will be in limbo like star wars is now.

What does it mean to be “bogged”?

>>213601096
in the comics the costume is actually part of mr fantastics skin, and the others wear their costumes as a sign of support.
there's actually a nod to it in the new movie with pedro pascal's costume have a slightly dfifferent design

>>213604701
Its a 4chan buzzword that means someone recieved bad plastic surgery

>>213604665
He looks like someone put a baby in a microwave.

>>213604747
comes from the bogdanoff brothers btw

>>213604695
Yes, like I said. Marbul has been pumping out shitty product after shitty product. It is SHIT fatigue. People who liked the X-Men or Doctor Strange still do. It has nothing to do with Marvel (although reading a marvel comic in modern day is stomach-churning).

IT IS SHIT FATIGUE.

SEE ME DRIVING DOWN HOLLYWOOD
I'M BORED OF GETTING CASTED
I GOT BOTH HANDS ON MY CO-STAR
THE COPS ARE COMING

I'M LISTENING TO FEIGE WITH NO FEAR
YOU CAN HEAR HIM TOO IF YOU'RE SINCERE

CAUSE I'M A BOX OFFICE FLOP YES I AM
WELL I'M A BOX OFFICE FLOP YES I AM
CAUSE I'M A BOX OFFICE FLOP YES I AM
WELL I'M A BOX OFFICE FLOP YES I AM

>>213601605
2005, Alba is peak

>>213604765
Why would you know what that looks like

>>213604842
Look at his face.

>>213604810
>CASTED
cast

>>213600840 (OP)
Letting the days go buy, letting the water hold me down

>>213603471
kirby aged poorly
she was alright in Mission impossible. Just 4 years ago

>>213605273
Because she went bucc'd, it's an epidemic

>>213602587
> target audience is already paying for Disney+ and can wait a month to watch it at home.

That’s exactly what’s going on. Not just capeshit but most movies now. Unless it’s a big spectacle movie, people are just going to wait for it to hit streaming. Only reason why family movies do well is in streaming landscape is parents are nist looking for something to get out of house that will keep their kids entertained

>>213603555
>>213603781
Based.

>>213603080
Casting is really important for these movies.
RDJ, Chris Evans, Scarlet Johansson and Chris Hemsworth were well cast for their roles.
Then you have The Fantastic Four.

>>213603781
Sidney Sweeney.

>>213600840 (OP)
Some scenes were pretty well done, but others dragged. I just want a full silver surfer movie atp

They ruined Wanda and Olsen paid a literal gypsy crone to put a curse on the MCU.

>>213600840 (OP)
You mean that the bag tags didn't make audiences rush to the cinemas?

>>213600840 (OP)
>>How did this happen?
>female silver surfer
>chemically castrated johnny
>ugly suits
>thing looks lame
I don't care if the suits are comic book accurate. Fantastic 4 have the ugliest suits in marlel