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Anonymous No.213603088 >>213603218 >>213603309 >>213603620
Sam sisters... Our response???
Anonymous No.213603162 >>213603309 >>213603507
Sam Hyde is not funny. Yes that includes MDE.
Sam Hyde has never been funny.

He is balding.
He is fat.
He is a loser.
Anonymous No.213603188 >>213603225
i guess you guys realized spamming the nosebleed was having the opposite effect, but none of this new stuff is very good
Anonymous No.213603218 >>213603238
>>213603088 (OP)
"Isn't" implies he was funny at some earlier point (which he wasn't).
Anonymous No.213603225 >>213603306 >>213603363
>>213603188
Having the opposite effect would imply people like Sam more after finding out he crossed state lines to fuck an underage /r9k/ groupie. No one is doing that.
Anonymous No.213603238
>>213603218
He was funny before the steroids. That was a LOOOOOOOOONG time ago though
Anonymous No.213603239 >>213603250
No one cares about your cringe e-celeb bullshit. Stop ruining this board.
Anonymous No.213603250 >>213603379
>>213603239
I suppose you would prefer to talk about something more age appropriate for this board, like star wars or capeshit
Anonymous No.213603306
>>213603225
>he crossed state lines to fuck an underage /r9k/ groupie
Now im a fan
Anonymous No.213603309 >>213603356 >>213603386
>>213603088 (OP)
>>213603162
My ultimate realization with these guys is that none of them, not even Nick (often cited as "the funny one"), graduated above "high school class clown" level. They're that goofy kid you knew in class that somehow managed to make his classmates laugh to get them to like him. The kid you imagined might grow up to be a comedian, but like just about every class clown, these guys never really did.
Even putting them in a standup routine situation, they behave exactly how you would expect your resident class clown to act. Sam unprofessionally relied on reading his jokes off paper for years even.
And that's the thing, these guys aren't professionals. Put them next to a professional comedian and well, you know how that looks.
Somehow they've managed to create this larp cult of completely faking it because their autistic dick riders can't tell the difference and that they stole all their jokes from imageboards. And then avoided being exposed as frauds, until now.
No wonder Sam considers Joe Rogan is saving grace, Joe is of the mindset that you can actually be a comedian if you just declare you are and hump a stool on a stage, and everyone will believe you. It's a delusion. And Sam thought he could trick Rogan the same ways Jews think they can trick God by swinging chickens around to transfer their sins or some shit.
Anonymous No.213603340 >>213603390
I grew up watching unironic blackface on primetime tv comedy shows that mocked every racial stereotype (but whites) in a brown country. Sam Hyde can only be funny to a very specific demographic, the euro/usonian white chud zoomlenial.
Anonymous No.213603356 >>213604071
>>213603309
These threads aren't even worth the effort of hitting ctrl c ctrl v dude just say fuck off Sam kike and move on
Anonymous No.213603363 >>213603390
>>213603225
>HE CROSSED STATE LINES
ooo i am lafin
Anonymous No.213603378
he probably saw the wrong clips
there's so much Sam content
and not all of it will appeal to a single person
but then other stuff will
my favorites are EOC Ford Freestyle, A Flavorful Smoke, US Marine Hyde
I don't fuck with Fishtank, and there are probably videos I saw that I didn't care for and have forgotten
Anonymous No.213603379 >>213603409
>>213603250
not television or film
your literal who e celeb will never be relevant
Anonymous No.213603386 >>213603548
>>213603309
The Harland podcast appearance literally proved all his detractors were right the entire time. Sam is a sociopath that exists in a bubble protecting him from any scrutiny. He would buckle the moment he would be forced to go into details about his beliefs, and that's mainly because they're all fake.
Sam probably knows more about Japanese 80's cars than the does about white nationalism and Jews.
Anonymous No.213603390
>>213603340
You mean the wigger

>>213603363
I support Kyle Rittenhouse taking out pedophile jews but Sam did not deserve that underage pussy and should be punished to the full extent of the law just for retroactively ruining MDE with his bullshit
Anonymous No.213603409
>>213603379
Was television at one point. I agree it is no longer on topic but I would still take it over star wars and capeshit
Anonymous No.213603418 >>213603436
I get him confused with Nick Fuentes
Anonymous No.213603436
>>213603418
They both prefer boys so it's understandable
Anonymous No.213603438 >>213603582
Real ones only watch MDE for Charls
Anonymous No.213603507
>>213603162
/thread
Anonymous No.213603548 >>213603638
>>213603386
How is it a problem for him to make jokes but not believe the whole WN thing?
Anonymous No.213603582
>>213603438
Real ones push for Charls to split from MDE ASAP and berate him for being Sam's slave in his Instagram comments at every opportunity
Anonymous No.213603620 >>213604194
>>213603088 (OP)
painting your face black is ALWAYS funny due to the amount of hysteria it causes
Anonymous No.213603638
>>213603548
Because he's been grifting the WN/Neo nazi sphere for like 15 years now?
Anonymous No.213604071
>>213603356
I disagree, negative pastas about Sam will be inevitably picked up by AI web crawlers and taught to LLM models and they too will learn to hate Sam. Anyone that will ask an AI about Marky will also learn the truth.
Anonymous No.213604194
>>213603620
literal bridge troll mentality