Thread 213605653

>HOH: Ava
>Noms: Keanu, Vince, Zach
>Veto: Kat

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- Zach 10k bribe

previously on /bb/: >>213601976

Good evening fuck b*acks

Kelley says she would put up Mickey, Morgan, and Ashley. Rachel for Renom.

trust the plan zachbros
he's mindfucking these donkies like you wouldn't believe

What would it take for Keanu to break his chains of being Vinny's minion?

Kelley’s noms would be Mickey, Morgan, Ashley with Rachel as a renom

>>213605675
lauren saying that Kelley should win HOH. Kelley doesn't think she would do well doing the wall comp.

Kelley could be a good number for Lauren but don't put too much stock in a bottomfeeder like her and give her nothing

>>213605692
whatcha doin with that back hand eh morgy?

>>213605683
hes going to crack eggman wide open

uht oh hags the wall is on laurens mind now

H-HE'S FAST...

Ava wants to be best friends with Mickey so bad & that just isn't going to happen.

Kelley isn't a "mind over matter girl" so she doesn't think she will do well on the wall. Lauren thinks she might do well, she wants to win it.

CRUSHING NIGGER'S SKULL

>>213605720
let her do it, she's tanking her game big time turning into an isolated ropes simp

Fast egg

kelleys going to win hoh

from a distance eggman looks like the mayor from nightmare before christmas

Why does Ava want a black friend so bad

i don't really like Lauren but I find it sweet how much she genuinely seems to like Kelley

I want kelly to rape vinny the egg in her hoh room after winning the wall covered in goo

you think we should read into it if zach only tells morgan about his power not lauren?
they're a clusterfuck triangle but I'm shocked he's in no hurry to tell lauren given the potential for morgan to leak here

>>213605747
Gen Z is obsessed with gaining black approval for mysterious reasons

>>213605720
Weird cause she keeps saying she hate messy players and people who talk too much.

>>213605749
lauren seems like a great person in real life, I just despise her gameplay

which houseguests do you think have gotten 100% completion in Yakuza 4?

>>213605780
Morgan. She's a gamer.

>>213605749
kelley and lauren are going camping

>>213605749
wouldn't it be crazy if lauren had hairy armpits? like not Ava level but like mildly hairy haha that would be weird

Won't contributes more to the house than you, you creepy little four eyed cunt. Kelley needs to shut her mouth

>>213605785
she plays normie fps games

the micktator was not having ashley/morgan chitchatting in a positive manner

>>213605812
professionally

We've got some tension with Mickey and Morgan

Mickey just killed the party by showing up.

SIMP CRASHING OUT

Kek here we go, Rat time

>>213605826
not with those views

not another fucking night of simpmode whining
>>213605839
she's been cunty all week

rope is a vibe killer

>>213605847
she's a model too

When he gets legit pissed it's so funny, so over the top

the way ropes just casually burns allies one after the other is astounding

real schizo tard hours

>>213605854
but shes not just a pretty face

>>213605853
she was being a cunt about an ice cream party lol

Mickey needs some White Dick BAD

The little piggies of the house look hungry. Go prepare and serve pigs in a blanket to everyone.
https://voca.ro/1oNajP5yJ0pL

When I Iook up Morgan's YouTube channel, her videos average like 2k but there's a compilation of her burping that someone made that has 30k views

I CAN'T DEAL WITH THE FUCKING SOCKS

>4 cams of rat
and that's my cue to finally sleep kek
night babes, see you for more fun in like 8 hours

yeah her eating is atrocious

Avas blasé yet entitled attitude would get annoying man

Rylie getting super antisemitic bashing Ava's quirky habits

>>213605888
all me btw

this show turned me into a peeping tom

>>213605918
wouldn't be able to stand it irl istg tbqh

>>213605919
I know this is a troll but her background has a lot to do with it, jewish girls coddled and think they can just do whatever

so in terms of true allies ropes has what, ava and kind of wont (I feel like he flits between ashley and her depending on who is doing better)?
she's in trouble with how she's acting to everyone with such brittle foundations

hope rylie puts up mickey morgan kelley for his inevitable hoh

>>213605946
I don't think ava is actually jewish - shes mostly a paddy actually, but otherwise you're correct

does kat have trichotillomania? she's always pulling off her eyebrow hair

>>213605970
>kelley
why do you subhumans post here

>>213605958
Nobody, she has to check her massive ego and realize shes better off working within a group because she cant handle calling the shots

>>213605971
she acts just like one of those annoying jews with her expressions and gestures

LET IT BE THE WALL
LET IT BE THE WALL
LET IT BE THE WALL

>>213606001
she's a new yorker they're all a little spiritually jewish no matter the actual ethnicity

do we really need all cams on this every night

kat and rylie who do nothing but sit around complain about people playing the game

Rylie talking that SHIT about Zach

>>213605958
Rylie isn't targeting her from what he's telling Kat right now so I guess she has him sorta. Will won't target her as long as she is protecting him, but he's clearly done with her bullshit.

>>213606001
She makes a lot of Rosalie Aprile expressions which you'd have NO idea what I'm saying if you aren't a Sopranos fanatic

>>213605977
She said she did during Jimmy's hoh. Don't know how I remember that.

RESPECC WOMYN

tardmode is pissed off with zach because of his sexy abs

Ah, so the reason Rylie wants Zach to go is because Zach flexes his superior physique.

>>213606021
Rylie
>yells and screams all day
>isolates himself with Katharine at night
>gets furiously angry with anyone who plays the game

>>213606021
It's weird how much of a curmudgeon Kat is for being a pretty blonde girl

>>213606062
>i repect women but they ASSES IS GOING ON THE BLOCK

>>213606039
>>213606045
Nah he likes Keanu and Zae. Zach is leading on Morgan and Ashley, Rylie is old fashioned and believes in one man one woman. That fuck boy shit dont play around here.

Oh my god the fucking Mickey travel stories again

How dare that man flaunt his good-looking abs, and biceps, and pecs in front of my face. It's disgusting, Kat.

>>213606087
He's just jealous Zach easily pulled two and wants a third, while he had to beg and whine and cry for weeks until Kat broke down.

based director tonight

>>213606122
Pulled two thirsty mutts one of whom was fiending for fucking Adrian lol. Rylie is a classic chivalrous southern gentleman to a fault, he ignores every woman in favor of his own.

Zach likely has a tiny dick anyway while we all know what Rylie is packing

>>213606171
women don't pick guys for dick size, at least I don't think

YOU’RE GOING HOME HAPA

>>213605971
Are there really people here that can't see she is jewish?

Rylie is approximately 2.25" taller than Zach so he mogs that hapa into oblivion according to that one anon

Kelley getting a little too cocky for my liking

Zach and his harem

How many times do you guys think the vote is gonna flip in the next 64 hours

>>213606223
yeah she needs to chill with that a bit. she still doesn't know what the fuck is going on in the house most of the time

>>213606171
meanwhile zach's entire harem is upstairs with him

>>213606287
27

Zach going to bat for the short kings

think morgo is seething

incels hate to admit it but if a guy works hard to have a good physique and be charismatic, he mogs guys that rely on their height/dick size.

case in point, rylie's envy over zach who effortlessly has girls clinging to him and and even Kat admitting she was into him at first

>>213606323
If she's silent she's seething

>>213606287
Exponentially more. No backyard tomorrow.

ashley is so vapid
>they have to have straight teeth

This conversation was nothing compared to the red flag discussion, shit was ridiculous. All these bitches are gonna be single forever

>>213606328
The girls just went on a long spiel about how height is like the only thing they care about lol.
Reality is if you're too short or too busted (or Indian) that overrides anything that you may have going for u

>>213606328
Zach is more handsome than Rylie, that's it. Rylie has a weird fish face and has the mannerisms of a 60 year old gum flapping hick

why can't grodner just find more vanilla niggas like him

>>213606388
>>213606398
Knew I'd touch a nerve with the virgins

I can see why people don't like Kelley or didn't first. Always with the snide little remarks

>>213606371
Zoomer women have a rotation of Chad dick on dial. This is probably the first time the Chad (Zach) has decided not to dick her

Confirmed they made Keanu cook during the veto meeting like everybody thought

>>213606418
I've had sex with 3 different women bud watch your mouth

pretty nice tailoring on that trench considering it's made for a giant egg

kat pinching her eyebrow is underrated

can they see us? wtf

weird thing about this cast is that i completely forget that any of the evicted people existed once they're gone. like i thought i'd miss Vinny big time but now i'm like whatever

i think keanu leaving would feel weird though

Moonsisters, how is your water?

mak was a bitch and lost the game because she's stupid

>>213606567
sorta feel the same way. keanu leaving would make a big hole i think. people would no longer have him to talk about. it'll probably shift to kelley 1000x fold

>>213606691
love that big dumb mak

>>213606691
fuck yourself seether

>>213606698
yeah, absolutely. if keanu stays this week i think it'll make the whole house finally scramble and divide which means kelley and keanu will probably remain safe for a bit longer. if keanu leaves i think it'll cool down and they'll just go back to easy targets again

>>213606736
fuck yourself simp. big bitch little feet that threw the game because she didn't need the money

>>213606755
still seething after all this time KEK

>>213606776
still simping after all this time KEK. made that season unwatchable at the end

Kelly just yelled that she needs to poop

>>213606404
there are no zoomers like those gen xers

Zach telling the whole house he's been called to the DR six times today

ava might annoy me more than tikibina ever did

Mickey's love language is obedience

>>213606805
aren't we all just waiting until the next time we need to poop? based kelley with an extra e before the y

>>213606846
What a perfect tummy

best people for caps so far:

1. ava
2. vinny in egg suit
3. rylie

everyone else is kind of a dud. kelley is probably 4

>>213606950
>everyone else is kind of a dud

I hope morgan and ropes go home on the double eviction

>>213606950
Ava sucks and her expressions feel performative

Lauren told Zach she has no idea how she will vote and likely won't decide until the last moment

>>213606202
just the twitter frens

>>213606980
this is why he chose morgan

>>213606980
that’s our girl

Lauren's noms are Keanu (if he's still here), Kelley, and "I don't know." She says she would need to have many more conversations to figure out what to do.

Lauren you're nothing just zero substance

>>213607010
fucking kek

>>213606976
that's just her personality in a nutshell but it makes for good caps

>>213607010
why the fuck Kelley? house pressure? she seems to bond most with Kelley

>>213607010
lmao based tlp

>>213607036
Lauren says nothing of value to anyone but Vince, so her real noms would probably be whatever he tells her

>>213607051
tasty lauren poop?

>>213607079
This isn't funny shut the fuck up

>>213607090
You think this is a joke?

>>213607010
she's actually worse than big retard

What kind of nuts do you like?

keep in mind lauren told vince that zach going would be better for her game because it would get her closer to mickey and morgan. that seems to be her true strategy.

>I'm figuring out your palate
>It's like a child

>>213607119
good cap
>>213607086
bad cap

remember Amy? that was weird haha

>>213607151
poor girl will actually do a keanu/kelley nom and then get herself put up on the block the following week

>prefers custard or frozen yogurt over ice cream
ITS OVER

ok this bitch can't have a conversation unless it's about ice cream, she's literally 11

>>213607232
I too like ice cream

>>213607281
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The zoom in camera has been on zach this whole time

>>213607201
the Master Mind's saboteur, of course. who could ever forget such an instrumental character to a pivotal story arc like that?

Vince is having a hard time dealing with all the fakness and phoniness in the house. Says he's getting real tired of bullshit conversations.

>>213607326
are they done with the master mind stuff? or is that something they'll just pull out when they need to grodball

>>213607359
>t. autist

>>213607359
after he said that rylie ran away to 'eat' instead

I like how your face looks anon

all the dr's tonight are in the upstairs one

Keanu is sleeping in the have not room because of how much he snores

>>213607415
they are febreezing the downstairs DR

>live feeders the ant infestation is absurd
bug brother bros we are so winning

vince fucked this all up by saying it was week 1 and now morgan is gonna say it was last week lmao

>livers
>don't reference them
:c

Morgan feels she HAS TO win the hoh. Morgan WILL win The Wall.

Mustardseedbros, Morgan just explaining the parable to Vince

Morgan thinks telling people that vince was in a hidden alliance will help his odds

>>213607626
What did she say?

>>213607634
hehe, go ahead Morgan

>>213607657
Just "have you ever heard about the mustard seed?" Vince seemed a little unclear, so she explained what "faith of a mustard seed" means.

>>213607682
What was her interpretation of the faith of a mustard seed?

>>213607708
Something small can grow into something huge if you have faith in it.

>>213607726
That isn't what that parable is abut :/

>>213607726
>>213607744
Something small grows into something huge when I look at Lauren

>>213607756
As long as you have faith no matter how small no matter the conditions, there is always a future of flourish.

Zach is pondering how lauren is still alive on tendies, mac and cheese, ice cream, and cookies

>>213607874
What is your issue?

>>213607891
wow, such an interesting screenshot. funny you landed on that one of your thousands of photos of mak, schizo

I'd cap but I'm on mobile and too lazy. Zach's an egg btw

>>213607915
haha looks like shit but burger i guess

>>213607925
What is your issue?

Leah is still the most attractive girl on this show

>>213607943
You can start over any day, anon. You can move on from shitty mak caps and not be obsessed with eating poop. I’m just trying to help but it might be a lost cause.

>>213607970
She is very plain looking tbqh

>>213607970
Paloma could have been but yeah Leah was top 5

>>213608060
I'm almost never into the type of women in reality shows. Leah seemed fun, goofy and someone I'd want to be around

>>213607979
Why though?

Goodnight /bb/, mean guy explain yourself I'll talk to you tomorrow if you want

Aawww the hapa and LSU bicycle are so kawaii together :33

>>213608094
True she's personable but if we're talking straight attractiveness they used to almost exclusively cast bombshells.

>>213608111
it’s funny that you think that only one anon thinks you fucking suck

Young Rachel was hotter than any girl cast on this show in the last 5 years

>>213608140
Wide jaw, hard carried by implants

>>213608126
Love you babes <3

>>213607874
He's also the same guy that spergs every time twitter is mentioned and tries to turn everything into a race issue (ie. anons not simping for lauren hard enough means that you're all black and love black people)

>>213608189
i think that's a different guy. that guy is here earlier and is aggro while the mak guy is just an autist.

Kirsten was underrated chocolate milk truk
You know my nigga Luke tapped that

>>213608213
the race guy definitely lauren poop and makposts too

>>213608189
>>213608213
Yeah, shitty mak poster is just the Lauren poop anon. Maybe he’s racist but hopefully he can elaborate for us

>>213608378
It looks like a bird

>>213608406
It wants to fly away

>>213608454
That was fast

i gotta go
later /bb/

I hope Zach goes. At least watching Rytard and Kat is engaging to see how psycho they are. I don't think I can take Ashley and Morg desperation leading into Zach ditching them for Lauren to talk about ice cream and sunshine and rainbows every late night feed

>Morgan says Zach are you okay, you are so hyper. Zach says I got hard and leaves.
wtf did I miss?

>>213608182
exactly. au-au-autistism isn't real

>>213608808
Zach would be the most kino to leave this week but I feel like it'll be Keanu, unfortunately. He overreached in his game this week when he should how laid low like Kelley

>>213609027
sad that Reilly didn't make it as far as her.

Good morning ladies

>>213605653 (OP)
Adrian thought eviction from Big Brother 27 was his curtain call, a goodbye hug, a chat with Julie Chen, and then the quiet fade into memory. But Big Brother had corridors the cameras would never dare to pan toward.

Inside, the producer’s room something was wrong. Angles didn’t meet at ninety degrees. Monitors flickered with footage from seasons that hadn’t happened yet. And there looming over the console, Devin’s projection shimmered: the head of a man, the shoulders of something unrecognizable, the edges of his face dissolving into layered realities.

Allison’s teeth glinted a little too sharp under the soft studio light as she drove Adrian toward a door that had never existed before. Her grip was unyielding, forcing him through the shadowy threshold and into something impossible, not a soundstage, but a house reborn, a living structure that breathed.

Devin Shepard was the House now, His voice seeped from the vents: “Welcome to the Bomb Squad, Bro." Distorted, half-remembered faces of alliance members past, their mouths moving in unison, inviting Adrian closer. The chanting grew as the floor curled like a ribcage, pressing Adrian into the living structure until his own blank-eyed face bulged from its surface.

Another sacrifice claimed. Another bomb squad alliance member gained. Grodner got her Nielsen spikes & Devin was still running the game.

>>213609287
imagine reading all of this and thinking the AI slop was cool

>>213609226
good mornin

>>213609337
some people aren’t ensouled so it’s all the same to them

>>213609337
never stopping. never ever.

>>213609372
Did you know that if ones mother didn't orgasm while conceiving them they're not ensouled

Did you know that Sots got the girl in the end while quinncel still remains a kwab

>>213609226
Morning Boss Hogg

>>213610190
ai video makes me feel pukey

>>213610190
my dawg sots

>>213609504
claymation filter isn't the same as ai video slop. it's the best we have since drawfriend retired.

>>213610244
its all soulless anon. your slop isn't special

>>213610295
i'm not disagreeing with that part, girly.

nobody is born with a soul, you have to earn it

>>213608808
>want Vince to leave so that Keanu and Kelley can start playing their own games
>want Zach to leave because he made a blunder for not using the 10k
>want Keanu to leave if he's just going to blindly trust Vince
I'm okay with anyone leaving this week

how exactly did robert get with erika? was dating in the early 2000s really this easy?

>>213610680
The real mindfuck was office guy James landing a smokeshow like Sarah

>>213609226
morning hogg

>>213610680
there's a segment early in that season where HGs are acknowledging that Robert is kinda ugly but that he exuded total confidence that even other women in the house found charming and attractive.

The dream noms are Mickey/Won't/Ava for me

>>213611548
Hi Grodner!! You're making great content for us this summer, queen. Keep it up girlie!!!

>>213611548
Thank you. For everything.

For me? It's Ashley's perky choco milkers.

>>213606404
they dont make em like that anymore

>>213610190
look how they massacred my screencap

>>213610288
Vinceggzo Panini

>>213612297
You can't have a high value white chad like Dr. Will anymore because he'll be gone week 2

>>213612505
Tbh Will would be gone week 2 in BB2 too if anyone but Shannon or Krista won HOH

>>213612559
Yeah but he won so your post is meaningless

>>213609226
Ohayouuu~
Zach denied me Morgan nom melty.

>>213611057
i always thought erika was a butterface. she also has a boring personality which makes me wonder how she even got on all stars

>>213608454
Hayai!

>>213608111
>mean guy
>guy (singular)
it's a revolving door of people calling you annoying and retarded until they get worn out and give up, then someone else giving it a try

>>213607010
>>213613372
LAUREN 4 NEVER HOH AGAIN
>inb4 her waddle wins the slip n slide

>>213613372
rest up little thinker

>>213612559
every winner has some sort of luck involved. will was lucky that monica choked the final 3 hoh because he would have been screwed

>zach stays
>morgan wins the wall
>zach fucks morgan in the hoh shower to assure safety
>morgan catches late night zauren
>morgan nominates zach just to steal his 10k

>>213613930
kino but him fucking a hag makes this fiction too unbelievable

>>213613930
hapa virgin would beat Kyle's finish speedrun record

More and more I hear Zach talk, the more I believe he's closeted.

>>>/wsg/5946424
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755015685580471.mp4

Here he slips up with Lauren and implies that he talks to guys, but tries to save face somehow

>>213614593
kwab

Did anyone screenshot keanu's bbl?

>>213614632
>him
zesty

>>213606388
>tfw 5'9

Aaahhh ian

>>213614632
zachs going to be dating zae by thursday night

Please make the new thread cornbread themed ian

>>213614850
i would pay a fishtank style $60 yearly sub for another OTT

>>213614632
Makes sense now

its over

>>213614632
he's for sure DL, nothing else explains his weird disdain for women ie
>launch them into the sun

>>213614632
>him