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Anonymous No.213605704 >>213606559 >>213607316 >>213607848 >>213607887 >>213609929 >>213610108 >>213611163 >>213611256 >>213611503
Avengers: Doomsday
He's in.
Anonymous No.213606447
I'm out.
Anonymous No.213606452
He's out.
Anonymous No.213606475
I'm back in.
Anonymous No.213606521
I forgot my keys.
Anonymous No.213606559
>>213605704 (OP)
But Anarchy is a Batman villain.
Anonymous No.213607276
I'm in
Anonymous No.213607316 >>213610571
>>213605704 (OP)
so there will be
>super soldier 1
>super soldier 2
>super soldier 3
>super soldier 4
>super soldier 5
>super soldier 6
and deadpool
Anonymous No.213607848
>>213605704 (OP)
Funny because the original DC logo was very similar to an old war cry symbol, Defend Constitution sigil. Hmmmm
Anonymous No.213607887
>>213605704 (OP)
>Anarchy
did doom ever?
Anonymous No.213608728
I will now watch your capeslopino
Anonymous No.213609929 >>213610042 >>213610323 >>213611421
>>213605704 (OP)
He can't swear in a regular MCU flick. He can't kill in a regular MCU flick. Why the fuck is he even there?
Anonymous No.213610042 >>213610105 >>213610323 >>213610703 >>213610950 >>213611182
>>213609929
There will be some dialogue along the lines of “Oh wait…this is a ‘main’ one, isn’t it? *sigh* Alright, I’ll dial it back, I’m just happy to be here.”

Then they’ll dial the humor back to PG-13 like he is in games and cartoons.
Anonymous No.213610105 >>213610421
>>213610042
Yeah, fuck that. The ONLY appeal of Deadpool movies is the vulgarity and gore.
Anonymous No.213610108 >>213610162 >>213611444
>>213605704 (OP)
>”Fantasic Four was a huge bomb, sir.”
>”Fuuuuuuck! Ok, I didn’t want to have to, but give Reynolds a call.”

I’m sure it went down something like that’s. Throwing in Deadpool feels like a panic button.
Anonymous No.213610162 >>213610342
>>213610108
Why wouldn't Deadpool be in avengers? Seems like this was always the plan regardless of what f4 did
Anonymous No.213610323 >>213610421 >>213610971 >>213611201
>>213609929
>>213610042
Deadpool will look directly at the camera and say "Nigger"
Anonymous No.213610342 >>213610390
>>213610162
He clashes too much tonally with the brand. Hell, the movies have made it a repeated point to say that he’s not even X-Men material, let alone Avengers.
Anonymous No.213610390
>>213610342
He what? Theres tons of quippy superheroes in the avengers.
Iron man, Spiderman, doctor strange all joke nonstop. The only thing that makes Deadpool different than them is some tapping of the 4th wall and that sometimes he swears.
Anonymous No.213610421 >>213610707
>>213610105
>>213610323
They could take advantage of his fourth-wall breaking nature, and make him a commentary on how absurd the MPAA ratings system is. Like how you can commit horrific acts of sadistic violence and mass-murder and still maintain a PG-13 as long as there’s not over a certain amount of red blood visible.

Or, I could see him just randomly turning to the camera and saying “Fuck”, and when everyone gives him a look, he says “What? You’re allowed one, and I’m cashing it in.”
Anonymous No.213610571
>>213607316
I wish they would focus on the Thunderchads as much as you're implying.
Anonymous No.213610703
>>213610042
>“Oh wait…this is a ‘main’ one, isn’t it? *sigh* Alright, I’ll dial it back, I’m just happy to be here.”
fuck..i'm already laughing
Anonymous No.213610707 >>213611032
>>213610421
>deadpool randomly dropping a fuck just to justify his existence in the movie.

It’s sad but that will probably be it. And they’ll do a bunch of fake teases in a montage where he almost swears until it’s over and then he turns to look the camera and deadpan says “fuck this” or “that fucking sucked”.

It’s the same thing as when they ended up showing Bart’s dick in the Simpsons movie after a massive show of hiding it to subvert the trope. Turns out subverting the trope has become the trope itself.

Everyone will still clap.
Anonymous No.213610869 >>213610881
Amazing to think this could make a billion and still lose a ton of money.
Anonymous No.213610881
>>213610869
it needs to make 4.3 billion to break even...
Anonymous No.213610890
I don't give a fuck what chuds think, rebooting the series in the FF 828 universe is a good move if they go with it
Anonymous No.213610950
>>213610042
Nah, they'll let him swear as much as he wants.
But, they'll bleep him, he'll know it, and will rage against it, go on a profanity laden tirade of bleeping, and acknowledge that they're doing it to the audience, and give up and go along, still spewing his stuff every now and then. Maybe a hero kills someone in a fight, and Deadpool gets all mad that they won't show it when he does it.
Anonymous No.213610971
>>213610323
We don't use that word here brother.
Anonymous No.213611032 >>213611103
>>213610707
End credits scene is Deadpool talking about how disgusting it made him feel to have to control himself to be in an Avengers movie, but that he did it because he knows that it would make Vanessa happy.
Anonymous No.213611103 >>213611224
>>213611032
>Do you know what else makes Vanessa happy, children? When I fuck her in the-
>cut to final logos
Anonymous No.213611163 >>213611287
>>213605704 (OP)
who the fuck cares about marvel anymore? Clearly not the general public based on FFs box office numbers. It’s just embarrassing at this point watching them hobble along thinking it’s still 2013
Anonymous No.213611182 >>213611510
>>213610042
>its funny because its meta xD
are we really still doing this? this stopped being funny in like 2009
Anonymous No.213611201
>>213610323
They could make a comics like that.
>Deadpool is rejected and disliked by everybody
>Finally had enought time to implement Plan eNd
>learn/knows about "Nigger"
>uses it and reality starts collapsing
a>starts panicking goes for help to every reality warper but they are powerless to stop it
>comes up with solution and "changes" his skin colour to black
>reality gets restored
>everyone still dislikes deadpool but he learns that it was because he smells
Anonymous No.213611224 >>213611306 >>213611406
>>213611103
you can’t use fuck in a sexual way in a pg13 film. Yes you are “allowed one” but it can’t be in a sexual sense
Anonymous No.213611256
>>213605704 (OP)
Hopefully Hugh Jackman is in both Doomsday and Secret Wars
Anonymous No.213611264 >>213611289
Rumors about how they are going to kill off Wolverine and Deadpool in Secret Wars have been around even before Deadpool & Wolverine was finished filming. This is not surprising.
Anonymous No.213611287 >>213611691
>>213611163
deadpool and wolverine passed a billion, bub
the general public doesn't care about all characters equally
Anonymous No.213611289 >>213611356
>>213611264
Wolverine I get, I mean how much mileage can you still get out of Jackman?
But Deadpool is still good for 10 years at least, if Reynolds is still game.
Anonymous No.213611306
>>213611224
Once Upon a Deadpool.
They're completely capable of censoring him and making it even funnier than the swearing itself.
Anonymous No.213611356
>>213611289
No way are they killing Deadpool, he's too popular. He's 100% sticking around. Hugh Jackman's Wolverine will probably die in Secret Wars but I hope they give Logan a happy ending for once and just retire him/have him go back to his universe at end of Secret Wars.
Anonymous No.213611406
>>213611224
I’m still surprised Gemini Man got away with a motherfucker
Anonymous No.213611421 >>213611463
>>213609929
He who? I read tons of Marvel and don't know what this signifies.
Anonymous No.213611431 >>213611650
Who do you think is dying in Doomsday/Secret Wars for good? I think Ant-Man is 100% toast.
Anonymous No.213611444
>>213610108
But Deadpool & Wolverine showed us there's going to be an 'emotional' Deadpool/Thor moment.
Anonymous No.213611463
>>213611421
You're embarrassingly fucking stupid
Anonymous No.213611503
>>213605704 (OP)
Anonymous No.213611510 >>213611739
>>213611182
That’s literally Deadpool’s character.
Anonymous No.213611650
>>213611431
It would be cool if there was a cold open with Doom wiping out the nu-Avengers (basically, all the characters introduced post-Endgame) like a PG-13 Omniman vs Guardians of the Globe, prompting the OGs to come out of retirement.
Anonymous No.213611691
>>213611287
At this stage in the game, if they want to make money, they need to make movies with popular cool characters that people actually want to see.

Deadpool, Wolverine, Gambit, Spider-man, Iron Man, Dr. Doom, etc, etc.

And actually write a good script that isnt a subversive humiliation ritual or a lackadaisical patch job.
Anonymous No.213611739
>>213611510
I said what I said. Being meta/4th wall breaking is lame and done to death
>instead of writing clever dialogue I’ll just have the character make a funny face at the camera!