Thread 213607236

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:21:54 AM No.213607236 >>213607525 >>213607564 >>213607578 >>213607681 >>213608210 >>213608277 >>213608647 >>213608677 >>213608696 >>213608783 >>213608896 >>213608957 >>213609082 >>213609461 >>213609583

Jurassic World Rebirth

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>mfw it's actually kino

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:23:17 AM No.213607251 >>213607640 >>213607666

Looks like shit

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:48:05 AM No.213607525 >>213607567 >>213607602 >>213608721

>>213607236 (OP)
why did it yell at them?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:48:40 AM No.213607532 >>213609546

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:50:19 AM No.213607558

T-rex can't bite through a fucking plastic boat.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:50:55 AM No.213607564

>>213607236 (OP)
it actually sucks. imagine hitching your whole movie on a scene people begged for since the first Jurassic Park movie. no, thats desperation and the scene didn't even pay off.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:51:00 AM No.213607567 >>213609429

>>213607525
Everybody knows that ambush predators stop to warn their prey before attacking.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:51:36 AM No.213607578

>>213607236 (OP)
only if you skip the first hour

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:53:55 AM No.213607602 >>213607622 >>213608700

>>213607525
You have to go back.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:55:34 AM No.213607622 >>213608700 >>213608756 >>213608870

>>213607602
in time?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:56:44 AM No.213607640 >>213607699

>>213607251
That's what your momma said when she saw you in hospital

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:58:30 AM No.213607666

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>>213607251
fpbp

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 10:59:42 AM No.213607681

>>213607236 (OP)
>posts ugly amateur hour green screen slop
fuck you

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:01:12 AM No.213607699 >>213608237 >>213608727

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>>213607640
Funny, yer mama never speaks about you.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:44:48 AM No.213608210

>>213607236 (OP)
It was shit. The story went absolutely nowhere. Besides that it does the typical woke shit of having the black man be the wise and caring hero, the females are all super smart and strong level-headed, and any straight white man is just not important.

Many films today are not actually stories but giant propaganda set pieces.

But even without all the Jewish brainwashing attempts it was laughably shit.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:46:42 AM No.213608237

>>213607699
theres no way this woman is unaware that this sped is rubbing his erect schlong all over her ass
she is basically throwing it back on him
smdh

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:50:10 AM No.213608277 >>213608323 >>213608441 >>213608647 >>213609006 >>213609058

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>>213607236 (OP)
ayo

this shit doesnt make any sense

like

at all

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:54:43 AM No.213608323 >>213608367 >>213608647

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 11:58:06 AM No.213608367 >>213608470

>>213608323
i dont get it, anon

you drew a picture of a person and not a dinosaur

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:04:32 PM No.213608441 >>213608647 >>213608776

>>213608277
Fuck you are stupid

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:06:50 PM No.213608470 >>213608599

>>213608367
i didn't draw it

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:13:08 PM No.213608556 >>213608604

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sorry, but this is the only logical explaination

simple as

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:16:12 PM No.213608599

>>213608470
Then you legally cannot post it

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:16:42 PM No.213608604

>>213608556
Laughing out loud, I'm laughing my ass off.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:20:07 PM No.213608647 >>213608832 >>213608940

>>213607236 (OP)
Wait, howwas it compeltely submerged in the water but took a single step fowards and is then standing with it only up to it's ankles? Is there a thirty foot drop off inder that river or something? That's not how rivers work.
>>213608277
Not even neck deep, deeper, it was completely submerged.
>>213608323
A dino has an obviously more static pose and can't do. This. Even lying down it's sheer bulk should be poking out of the water if the water is only ankle deep to it.
>>213608441
Kys retard.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:22:11 PM No.213608677 >>213608703 >>213608739

>>213607236 (OP)
Movie basically doesn't exist, you finish watching it and can't recall a single thing. No impression

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:23:18 PM No.213608696

>>213607236 (OP)
lmao no fucking way this shit is real wtf

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:23:31 PM No.213608700

>>213607602
>>213607622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur57IunS9To

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:23:56 PM No.213608703 >>213608768 >>213608996

>>213608677
what do you mean? now I know punknes is the new rock

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:24:50 PM No.213608721

>>213607525
all bark no bite

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:25:12 PM No.213608727

>>213607699
My man gets it on.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:25:51 PM No.213608739

>>213608677
AI sloppa making it big into the big screen, kikewood beware

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:26:56 PM No.213608756

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>>213607622

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:28:00 PM No.213608768 >>213608786 >>213608796 >>213608996

>>213608703
it's kindness is the new rock retard

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:28:40 PM No.213608776 >>213608938

>>213608441
got your song bruh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nauLgZISozs

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:29:18 PM No.213608783

>>213607236 (OP)
God the compositing is horrendous

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:29:30 PM No.213608786 >>213608821 >>213608996

>>213608768
no, it's punk is the new rock

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:30:31 PM No.213608796 >>213608996

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:32:13 PM No.213608821 >>213608996

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>>213608786
rock?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:33:15 PM No.213608832 >>213608868

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>>213608647
>A dino has an obviously more static pose and can't do.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:36:31 PM No.213608868 >>213608925

>>213608832
this pretty much disproves it. less than a 50% reduction in only leg length. combined with the torso size, it is impossible for the dino to hide like that. complete misinformation from the usa

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:36:42 PM No.213608870

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>>213607622
Das rite!

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:39:10 PM No.213608896

>>213607236 (OP)
The family subplot was the best part, the movie should have been that instead of more hybrid-dino/weapon/kickass-team

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>>213608868
they had a neck too

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:42:18 PM No.213608938 >>213608990

>>213608776
this is your song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QllYKcvKdbY

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:42:27 PM No.213608940 >>213609048

>>213608647
It's a fun movie about dinos eating people, just shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride. I swear 90% of Hollywood's problems these days are writers listening to retards like this on the internet who need everything hyper realistic and explained 10000% otherwise they call it trash

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:44:13 PM No.213608957 >>213609065

>>213607236 (OP)
Holy shit you can actually see the separation of cgi vs natural background now...

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:47:16 PM No.213608990 >>213609016

>>213608938
listening to black music will only make you dumber bruh

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:47:37 PM No.213608996

>>213608703
>>213608768
>>213608786
>>213608796
>>213608821
that's from superman retard

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:48:36 PM No.213609006

>>213608277
I also saw a clip where they are in tall grass about waist high and some how brontosaurus-like dinosaurs were crouched and hiding in the grass. Absolute retardation in the film industry. Must be all the nepobabies.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:49:18 PM No.213609016 >>213609070

>>213608990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pDM6fQUfJs
here then you faaagy

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:51:50 PM No.213609048

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:52:59 PM No.213609058 >>213609076

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>>213608277
if we are being picky....

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:53:44 PM No.213609065

>>213608957
pretty sure everything besides the people & boat are cgi, and even those are probably switched to cgi briefly for the flip

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:54:12 PM No.213609070

>>213609016
youre really gonna come at me with anime

instead of banjo music

your sauce is weak bruh

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:54:50 PM No.213609076 >>213609288

>>213609058
wasn't that on the opposite side of the road?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 12:55:14 PM No.213609082 >>213609371

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>>213607236 (OP)
Why was t-rex even chasing them? He had just eaten.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:16:34 PM No.213609288

>>213609076
Yes

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:26:00 PM No.213609371

>>213609082
Out of curiosity, like a cat would do. He didn't look that aggressive.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:32:14 PM No.213609429 >>213609494

>>213607567
>ambush predators
Redpill me on trex ambushes
How did they ambush anything when they were that massive?
Could they sprint fast enough to catch prey?
I guess if they were ambushing diplodocus or whatever that were also fuckhuge and fat and slow, they didn't need to be that fast or sneaky

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:35:53 PM No.213609461 >>213609531 >>213609542

>>213607236 (OP)
the green screen is so glaringly obvious. has the human race degenerated so much that this is considered a watchable film?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:38:20 PM No.213609494

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:41:02 PM No.213609531 >>213609572

>>213609461
>kink Rex CGI
>ruin it with shitty greenscreen
unironically what the fuck were they thinking?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:42:20 PM No.213609542 >>213609572

>>213609461
>kino Rex CGI
>ruin it with shitty greenscreen
unironically what the fuck were they thinking?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:42:39 PM No.213609546 >>213609561

>>213607532
why didnt the dino just go around the rocks like any predator would?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:44:03 PM No.213609561

>>213609546
It was just playing with them

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:45:13 PM No.213609572

>>213609531
>>213609542
i saw that slip, dino fucker

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 1:46:07 PM No.213609583

>>213607236 (OP)
it sucked hard, bro